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Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Go DADDY!


So Go Daddy has decided to pull its Super Bowel XLAX commercial about “Sarah Palin's” step stool dog abuse and instead broadcast a re-make of the 1986 Chicago Bear's “Super Bowl Shuffle”, this time around it will be the Indianapolis Colts singing a re-take of Baha Men's Who Let the DOG AIR Out?? Who, Who....

Colts singing "Super Bowl Scuffle"

Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Well, the pre-gaming was nice, the ref was pumpin'
Yippie yi yo
And everybody squeezing da ball
Yippie yi yo
I tell the gridder to start the name callin'
Yippie yi yo
And the pom-pom girls respond to the call
I heard a receiver shout out
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
I see de backer had a flat ball
'Coz he really want to win more
Get back, Billbo, back, Krafto
Get back you plea bargain monkey

Gonna tell myself, "Hey, man, no get angry"
Yippie yi yo
To any fans callin' them cheaters
Yippie yi yo
But they tell me, "Hey, man, it's part of the gaming?
Yippie yi yo
You put a fare in front of a fair
I heard my center snap out
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Say, a quarty is nuttin' if he don' have a sleaze-play
All soggy, hold ya' ball, all soggy, hold it
A quarty is nuttin' if he don' have a zone-play
All soggy, hold ya' ball, all soggy, hold it
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
I see de backer had a flat ball
'Coz he really want to win more
Get back, Billbo, back, Krafto
Get back you plea bargain monkey
Well, if I am da coach, the game is on
I gotta get my groove 'cause my mind done gone
I see the pay comin' from my win
Walkin' through the place like breakin' again
Me and my game scams
And I can't see da game plan, spying will I do
I'll flip it on you, that's why they call me 'Chick
'Cause I'm the man of the fans
When they see me they say, ? Kool??
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the
air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the
air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Original Songwriters ANSLEM DOUGLAS modified by Shigella for Super Bowel XLAX

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