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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Petrified Penis


The best take away so far with this “PORN vs. the Little White Lie House” is the fact not fiction that attorneys representing the “skin” against the “foreskin” are calling themselves “THUGS” - about time we had that admitted to us from the bench! “Some will rob you with a six gun, and some with a fountain pen.” OK, to put the entire “State Of the Eunuch, S.O.Raunch, S.O.Escaparade” your pick into perspective, it is Woody Guthrie vs. Beach Haven all over again. The words of “The Great Mandala”, wow, so fitting for this day and age - similarities galore not to bore if the Mobius Strip is in effect! Fucking Moron this is scary creepy crawler critter scat! In another 2-weeks time, shy a day or so, John Bolton - we are doomed! There is a reason the Fucking Moron “Still” - after Rex resigned the shoe still fits so wear it even if heel spurs - he cannot find decent lawyers to get him out of a mess I guess, they are out spending their loot because they now they cannot take it with them - repeat after me, we are doomed. I just watched a “FAKE NEWS” special about the military being prepared for a nuclear war, how the “Nuclear Football” plays out to accommodate the big bang theory. How come the Fucking Moron still finds assholes in uniform at his disposal that would launch a pre-empted strike if he had a bad hole day? No not a Stormy hole, in golf. WE ARE DOOMED! Why has not there taken place in honor of our “Founding Fathers” and in patriotic honor our “Constitution” a mutiny? See, all this fascination that we live by an eye-for-an-eye “shiner” tooth-for-a-tooth “decay” chain-annihilation first strike-strike back, what if one of those “Nuclear Suitcase” things that went missing during the “Cold War” and still unaccounted for goes off in NYC? There is no incoming missile signature to trace back this Armageddon to its rightful owner - so when the city becomes a charred cesspool in a matter of seconds, who in hell do we attack to get even? OK, just lob a few nukes at North Korea! “We are free now, we can kill now, we can hate now, now we can end the world. We’re not guilty, he was crazy…” Colonel Walter Kurtz ring a bell? No NOT with Kim Bong-bug, the Fucking Moron I am talking about. Take Apocalypse Now along with Portnoy’s Complaint along with Clockwork Orange - the 45th’s Oval Office. And with Mike Pence, reminds me of “Hannibal Lecter”! Yes a psycho Commander-in-Chief like in Kurtz, as this is the mold that the Fucking Moron’s military mentality was hatched from. Too bad Fred Christ Trump couldn’t afford condoms back some 70-years ago! I just watched Anthony Scaramoochi, once upon a time the White House “Director of Castration” lasting an award-winning career winning 10-days on the job and was “FIRED” by the Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron, so he has credibility. Being “Fired” by a Moron is becoming a pre-requisite for that “Petrified Penis” envy award. The Moron posse has that and that only going for it, the definition of “petrified”. And I hope Bolton finds a means to break that “You’re Fired” cesspool speed record, by 10-days please don’t let this Apocalypse Now Moron anywhere close to the “football”. NO John, it is Not a toy! As a “reality show” show-boater this “Scatamocchi” confidante of the “Trump Tower” lasted, yes 10 whole days on the Oval Office “payroll” and New York High Rise “unemployment” must pay swell. Get a job with the Moron, get fired then “mooch” your way around town - gainful employment, who me? I wonder what kind of severance packages are being handed out with the 45% turnover that has become the only thing in the Moron’s presidency that is predictable - maybe not affordable! We need to borrow $300-billion by today and since we pissed off Xi, Treasury bonds are sinking. OK, the Fucking Moron’s approval rating is at an unprecedented 420-day all-time high, some 42% and that is only possible by double-dipping those that have been awarded a vote along with a back-up vote - Republican and Independent - just ask Vladimir Portnoy Putin how it works. So the margin of error is on the negative side…drum roll bum role please and more like a 21% NOT FAKE approval rating. Now if we take away the “Black Man” discrimination when Obama was our “Commander-in-Chief”, the 44th’s approval rating was 58% by regression calculations, after the same amount of time in office. The Moron’s approval rating in comparison to a “Great Leader”…we are doomed! A town in Alaska that finds a majority of Russian descendants, in a recent poll Vladimir had a higher approval rating than the Fucking Moron wherein these Americanized citizens - like Africanized bees - still called out Portnoy Putin as their leader. It was due to confusion, as they thought they understood the U.S. Constitution. Amazing that the longest yard to date goes to Kellyanne Conway and she still insists that her boss is a liar and wants to see his tax returns. She must have something in her purse. But what is in it for these short-timers? See, usually such going away gifts are subject of an NDA - just like with Stormy’s hard working hands job as Mistress Spanker. I am still nauseated over the 60-minutes broadcast, as Putin knows what to get the Moron for Christmas, a paddle with his own mugshot. That fact be known today that the Fucking Moron likes to be spanked with his own mugshot, is that not like face-sitting? Better yet, the Rikishi Stinkface and maybe our only hope is to turn the White House into a WWE “Circus” as it is already a bonafide “Cousin Eddie Freak Show” extravaganza. But here is my newest take on why the Fucking Moron refuses to release his tax returns. He is pulling an Elizabeth Warren, with the “Pocahontas Hanta” virus. See, Chief DT Stormybow is probably claiming “Native American” heritage with privileges for the Trump Tower dysentery dynasty, so Istinka Rump Casino royalties are tax free. Ever wonder why the traffic coordination lights at casinos favor those going in with loot and those going out broke over the citizens main traffic patterns? WE ARE FUCKED! The sad thing, by a FUCKING MORON! Defined aa a “Stupid Person”, so what does that make the rest of US that just sits around letting the stupidity sink in, soon it will sink US. Wow, did Kim Bong-bug just pull a fast one, by that olive branch express to Xi Jinpingpong. See, history tells us that when North Korea and China are buddies, it is all for one and one for all China will protect North Korea from any military hostilities - so the Fucking Moron Bolton “Hail Mary” is finished. And that is great, as Bolton hasn’t even packed his bags for that trip to the Oval Office and his first day on the job is…SOORY POSITION CANCELLED. And maybe we can be free now, from the thought of a first-strike against North Korea that would kill millions and be the precipice of WWIII. In fact, we may as well pack our bags away from a military presence in that region, as even South Korea’s Moon said if elected he would neutralize the U.S. maintained THAAD missile system. Wow, is this the Fucking Moron’s plan? See, if we are not needed in the China Sea, then we can furlough a bunch of military stuff, staff and troops which could amount to a $40-Billion savings - which is the same amount needed for his pat rock, that “WALL”…

If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. 
Who will help me plant it?
Not I, said the cow.
Not I, said the duck.
Not I, said the pig.
Not I, said the goose.

Monday, March 26, 2018

Henry Made Me Do It


I was beginning to get used to 1-ply TP, ever since I went on rations when the DOW started that back-tracking journey back in January. Just on Thursday, it lost all its oomph, so I have divested. And today like yesterday and more than likely assured the same posturing for Monday’s opening, its been freaked out and my wallet is on a “Bedroom sex with Melania” diet. In the past, thank God for off-beat days of the weekend as it gave us patience to weather the storm of Daniels, but the back-door men are at it again when the doors of the bank are locked. The “Futures” are being placed on life-support, artificially on “boost” patrol. I can’t trade on weekends, and with Netanyahu Neutrality, I must now stand in the bath-room line for a trade. The market is no longer for “All the People”. So, I have payola in hand. NO, I am not hoarding my cash in my backyard underground bunker, as that sanctuary was abandoned 40-years ago and is today a cesspool. For real, back in the 50’s we invested in these “dugouts” that were designed to protect our families in the event of a nuclear Hitchcock hiccup mess-up. But then when things cooled off due “World Leaders” coming to grips melting people in massive hysteria was shameful, some “Honey Bucket” conglomerates found those bunkers made from corrugated pipe could be used as a secondary containment for “cesspool” wastes. It was when the word “repurposing” came to light. IMAGINE, a bomb shelter now a latrine, American ingenuity and that happens when we “Give Peace a Chance” at succeeding! Too bad though, as many would like these shelters ready and willing, as the bombs away could commence any day now, any day now, bombs shall be released! But yesterday I was invited to the White House for the “Annual Liars Proud Anonymous” gathering and found that the crappers still have luxurious-signature line 2-ply - I don’t miss it. Yes TP autographed by Istinka Rump! OK, I miss having a White House instead of a “Little White Lie House”. But it is today past the “little” stage, more in the “Biggins” category so I should have invested my wealth in “lies” instead of “Made in China” junk. I think Congress is out-of-line - what else is new - by giving this young kid Zuckerberg a bad time. He should take the Moron’s liar’s lair invite, and plead the 5th just like all the rest of the clowns that have come to realize a Congress under Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan acts like a XXX skin flic - don’t ever argue the size of your penis in the “Marilyn House Chambers” as evidence, especially if Joe diGenoa Salami is around. Sure looks like Ron Jeremy - lawyer, porn man all con men! You know what, let the Moron play as much golf as he wants! To sum it all up, at GPS 388-degrees N and 145-degrees W, is a wealth waiting to be tapped into and wherein I find my new investment opportunity - in junk bonding. This IPO made its debut at the closing bell on Friday. See, for some reason specialized ocean currents are causing the biggest congregation of over-board junk ever. With this IPO offering up-for-grabs a value of $125-Million along with a guaranteed 16% annual return-on-investment, and this is truly an offshore tax haven, this is how my “Tax Reform” will take hold. It is called the “Great Pacific Basin Garbage Patch” and made up of “recycled plastic”, this reef acts as a magnet for plastic that can be captured and sold. And it “bonds” together as a massive clump due the chemistry of the ocean, so yes indeed it fits the definition of “junk bonds”. Now these corralling currents are said to originate from under Japan, like there is a nuclear meltdown “China Syndrome” in effect and this mass of junk may soon become a part of Alaska as Sarah Palin is still on the lookout for a Russian invasion. So, if interested in “off-shoring” your loot, join the “Great White Little White Liars Club”, just ask Fucking Moron for directions. Now that I have finally found financial independence, where are we at, in the “Big Picture Show” with Hannity humanity? We are being tortured, as if all included in a “Henry Murray” experiment. We see it from the Fucking Moron down. I stand corrected Mr. President, as with Rex bailing out we can no longer use that “Fucking Moron”, as we know how Mr. President gets excited over theft upon intellectual property - just ask Xi Jinpingpong. Yes, “we all tweet in a Twitter submarine” as that social media platform along with “Facialbook”, it provides the stage for such an experiment. Henry who? Murray, the world-renowned psychiatrist that was a professor at “Harvard” and used the “Annex” for a mini-experiment in line with CIA “mind altering” techniques through psycho like “Hannibal Lecter” deep probing at the same time Murray’s roommate was testing in kind with LSD - Timothy Leary.  Murray was in charge of an experiment that took place back in the 60s and the outcome was Theodore Kaczynski. It is based on a “needs” criteria, like “I need to respond” and this social media disgrace of today allows us to satisfy that desire. It is so easy, and we come equipped with all the tools of this trade, as we sleep with that cell-phone that is 24/7 linked to this experiment. It is a “Catch22”, as this social media allows us to vent frustrations, at the same time it reinforces those frustrations and follows the Mobius Strip mentality. So it is satisfying upon our “Human” need machine, just like that old test, “I bet you can’t eat one”. What does it mean? Ted’s dissertation from that “Cabin University”…we will continue to destroy each-other. Like with vices of addiction, we need to limit the amount of time we waste on this social media craze, like we limit screen time with our kids - it ain’t healthy! And the only way that can be achieved, we must enact laws that limit how much a corporation can deduct for running adds on such platforms. And maybe it is time we ante up and pay our own way this fascination to “Hate” our neighbors from the comfort of our “jails” as this social media is indeed placing us behind “Henry Murray” bars. Maybe time to legalize LSD!



Sunday, March 25, 2018

I QUIT!


Sunday good evening, and the entire nation is settling in for showtime - engaged in popping corn, opening pop, beer and wine and getting ready - to listen to a PORN Star? What happened to the days we sat around as a family and watched Walt Disney, Lassie and Bonanza - the good old days but now its Stormy PORN. By the weary way, the Fucking Moron decided to NOT VETO threat the “Omnibus Spending Bill” from Congress, because it does contain funding for his pet rock “WALL”. The defensemen asked for $686.1-Billion, Congress handed over $700-Billion of our hard-earned taxable income for the Military Machine - which means 64% of the “WALL” funding is included in this budget and the border states will pick up the rest offset by “infrastructure” funding! “But the banks are made of marble…with a guard at every door.”

Hardlining or Draft Dodging?


Rush Limbaugh on the Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron. “Donald Trump’s presidency is meaningless.” Wonder why some of US claimed precedence that sentiment about 426-days gone bye by now…read on. My dad, who fought in WWII then the Korean War, gave me permission to be pessimistic with prejudice this awakening. NO “Vietnam War Experience”, seems to fit as the qualifier for the Fucking Moron’s team of asinine associates. In fact, maybe in the fine print of the Oval Office application reviewed by Kellyanne Conway it states that “Only Draft Dodgers Need Apply” and we know “Not Fit for Duty” is also a pre-requisite for consideration. Else, we would have already seen the results of a coup d’état against the Treasonous Turncoat rebellion that has hijacked our Democracy. And this is sad, as we fought hard for the “War Powers Resolution” following that “rice paddy” debacle wherein 582200 kids came home without a future forward, for their war-time dedication. OK, “Vietnam Era Draft Dodgers” came in 2-varieties, honorable and dishonorable, I will get to the qualifying rounds in short order! The fall of Saigon began to take shape on this day some 43-years gone bye-bye by the Viet Cong finding more dedicated kids signing up for “their rat-hole war”. We were outnumbered in those “rice paddies”! Why so? Because as many braved for “This Country ‘Tis of Thee” because somebody thought this war was of necessity, others stayed home in comfort while others braved the streets in protest, over our zealous vain efforts to tell another culture how to live. Protests came with clashes, Kent State ring a bell? In the “honorary” category, there came the “conscientious objectors” that yelled out “Hell No We Won’t Go” and were chased away to Canada and are enjoying “amnesty today” because they made their point fashionable. It fell under the auspices of the 1st Amendment Right. Then along comes the “dis-honorary” category which is the saddest fact of this 60’s to 70’s conflict, rich kids that had daddy big-bucks find some way to get their frightened kids enrolled in educational institutions of higher learning that found a disparity in “You Been Deferred” - sidekick donations helped. Blacks with educational interests were denied deferments at a rate of 4 to 1. In one instance, a kid named Rex from Texas received a high school band scholarship towards college and able to skirt the draft! High schools from white neighborhoods with better standings and affiliated with prominent universities meant a chain-castration ritual to send a message of preferential treatment. Uncle Sam needed troops, the degrees needed loot. There came all kinds of cheating your way out of this unpopular conflict that was seeing thousands of young kids mutilated by the Viet Cong’s booby traps. So “Honor and Country” was being redefined. Then we turn to the deplorable and despicable passion to dishonor this country, through military men in uniform that found a sinister like ways and means to avoid the “Draft” and thus avoid the Vietnam theater. Yes sinister, while walking around neat kept commissaries here in the states as their brothers fended for their lives abroad. Yes, guys that should have been “court martialed”. Pissed that I am taking shots wherein shots should be denied, I am only trying to show that just because an individual becomes a “troop in boots” that these “boots made for fighting” don’t necessarily send the message a combat mission, a.k.a. shoe shine boys. And I only take issue as the present White House is surrounding itself with “FAKE” soldiers and from the rhetoric and that insane massive “Military Machine War Budget” recently approved, it appears more war on the horizon. When shall we learn from our mistakes? It appears that Cadet Bone Spurs is surrounding himself with “Hardon Hardliners” that never saw the horror of WAR with the Vietnam conflict. I am talking direct engagement in that theater, not the delivery boy that stayed state-side to accept a “kid coming home in that ugly flag-draped box” while in between in-coming eating a ham sandwich while watching Hogan’s Heroes instead of Calley’s My Lai Heroes. This is NOT to take away bestowed honor those that served “honorably” in the military, but we must remember that “intent” is part of that “Badge of Coverage”. The latest craze in the “Little White Lie House” is John Bolton. Born in 1948 and when of age included in the 1st Military Draft of 1969, receiving a draft score of 195 to 185. It means he was “Drafted”, time to pack your bags! Nonsense on that shit, let’s join the “Reserves” and have a parade, as this branch of the “military” was exempt from deployment to the rice paddy theater and as Bolton - the Fucking Moron Pussy’s new SOS - colorfully acknowledges; "I confess I had no desire to die in a Southeast Asian rice paddy. I considered the war in Vietnam already lost." Then why not protest it, instead of playing hooky away from protecting the merits of the “Constitution” - it announces that dereliction of duty. Yes indeed, chastity-belt off first on your own ass and freedom “Fuck Uncle Sam” and country maybe second, choose to enlist in this “reserve” during the “Nam Alarm” because that branch was exempt from deployment to the “Killing Fields”. So, Bolton found himself a uniform, but those spit-shined boots never saw the blood of a brother or the dust of a battle field! And now he sits at the right hand of the Fool-Fool Fuhrer when he knows not what WAR is all about! No matter how much reading fills his brain waves, it’s “FAKE” if used to start a war! Been there done that fails his mission. And then we move on to Mr. Jim Mattis, a scorecard that achieved 195 to 184 during the same indoctrination lottery party, better then Bolton’s lightning bolt now what? Well, just join the “Reserves” as that was a ticket to signal a “fuck that” attitude and dismiss the call “come on all you big strong men Uncle Sam needs your help again…”  And then comes John Kelly. Now he went a step further after getting a 195 to 37, which meant he didn’t even have time to pack his bags or briefs as “Uncle Sam Needs You” was knocking at his door. So, join the marines and insist on the 2nd Marine Unit at Camp Lejeune. Wow, a bunk and 3-squares a day. And no booby traps! See, chose to enlist in the 2nd Marine Unit was the joke at the recruitment offices during the “Nam Alarm” because that “Unit” was exempt from deployment to the theater. So, the “Few Good Men” surrounding this Cadet, they are dishonorable. I reiterate, intent is instrumental in evaluating the “Badge of Courage”. Now maybe after-the-fact in other theaters Mattis & Kelly demonstrated true honor to country instead of Constitutional adultery, but the wars of today are NOT in our best interest. They are NOT wars as is so defined by our Founding Fathers and found within the U.S. Constitution’s framwork and are but for an excuse for the WAR MACHINE and the defense contractors as a vibrant “WALL STREET” investment opportunity. Sending kids to war today, to conflicts without an end-in-sight is but for the “$buckaroo$. The Vietnam War was a reminder, and if some cowards opted to stay stateside while others braved for this nation, I guess is why we find ourselves in diarrhea straits with the Fucking Moron as a Commander-in-Theater. Look, if you are going to put on that uniform, you cannot be afraid. By taking refuge away from the blood & guts, it scares me that these men would have no qualms starting another conflict. And here is the sad thing. Only Congress can call for action of WAR, the president is merely the Commander-in-Chief who dictates how that WAR is to be won. Our engagements today do not have Congressional approval. So men and women in uniform, please follow the Constitution and when that Fucking Moron tells you to shove off and engage in battle, tell him “After You Sir”! And when the Moron and the rest of his cast of misfits are sen running for cover, then we know whose ass to cover - our own! So, to reiterate for prosperities sake. Donald John Trump had a 195 to 356 scorecard, which meant he did not need a “Hail Mary” bone-spur excuse but went above and beyond to say “Hell No Never” to Uncle Sam and didn’t bother with any interest to serve this nation. John Bolton, “drafted” but no flight time for fight time in Vietnam. Jim Mattis, drafted but no flight time for fight time in Vietnam. John Kelly…this is getting to damn routine. This WAR sucks, and it is happening right here in the “Homeland” as “We the People” are under attack, just ask the Limbuger as something stinks!

Let Me Die in My Footsteps
I will not go down under the ground
"Cause somebody tells me that death's comin' 'round
An' I will not carry myself down to die
When I go to my grave my head will be high,
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.
There's been rumors of war and wars that have been
The meaning of the life has been lost in the wind
And some people thinkin' that the end is close by
"Stead of learnin' to live they are learning to die.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.
I don't know if I'm smart but I think I can see
When someone is pullin' the wool over me
And if this war comes and death's all around
Let me die on this land 'fore I die underground.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.
There's always been people that have to cause fear
They've been talking of the war now for many long years
I have read all their statements and I've not said a word
But now Lawd God, let my poor voice be heard.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.
If I had rubies and riches and crowns
I'd buy the whole world and change things around
I'd throw all the guns and the tanks in the sea
For they are mistakes of a past history.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.
Let me drink from the waters where the mountain streams flood
Let me smell of wildflowers flow free through my blood
Let me sleep in your meadows with the green grassy leaves
Let me walk down the highway with my brother in peace.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.
Go out in your country where the land meets the sun
See the craters and the canyons where the waterfalls run
Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona, Idaho
Let every state in this union seep in your souls.
And you'll die in your footsteps
Before you go down under the ground.
(Songwriters: Bob Dylan)

Saturday, March 24, 2018

Another March 24th WRECK

In the year 2018, if the Loesch Ness Monster NRA is still alive“The New York State Thruway is closed man!” Wow, “look what’s happening out in the streets, got a revolution, got a revolution”“John Lennon died, John Lennon died, John Lennon died with a Smith & Wesson 38.” Today marks the 29th anniversary of the EXXON Valdez wreck, an element of the Rex Tillerson “Corporate” machine of destruction. What I mean, money paves the way for murder as the NRA would be but a bad dream memory by now if not supported by “Corporate Blood Money”. But today, “this way is your land, this way is my land” and “Detour, Detour the NRA should have read that Detour Sign” as this "MARCH FOR OUR LIVES" signals the start of the “Wreck of the NRA”! WARNING to NRA’s Jane Lapierre and its Loesch Ness Monster: Treacherous Waters Ahead!

Look what's happening out in the streets
Got a revolution (got to revolution)
Hey, I'm dancing down the streets
Got a revolution (got to revolution)
Oh, ain't it amazing all the people I meet?
Got a revolution (got to revolution)



For our kids, we shall overcome against this NRA Monster!

Friday, March 23, 2018

John “Hannibal Lecter” Bolton


The proof is in the tasty pudding:


Here is what confuses me. So Porno Stormy Daniels of “Operation Desert Stormy” has a “DVD” of her affair with Donald Trump? Who in hell would care about that, nobody interested as it has to give PORN a bad review! Sick, thinking we are interested in watching Donald jerk his fud…


Lonely I'm so lonely

I have nobody
To call my own
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody
To call my own 
I'm so lonely



Hot Diggity Dog


The closing bell, Friday March 23rd, 2018: Stocks down drastically for 2nd day in a row - nearly a 1000-point blow to the DOW. Markets across the board “Worldwide” showing unimaginable loses for no apparent reason - as even with the possibility of “Trade Wars” approaching, it is still a “supply and demand” economy. If China wants more loot for its imported Devin Nunes solar panels and we want more for our exported Devin Nunes pig bellies, then we all pay up. But what is scary, for the 2nd day in a row also, oil and gold and silver up. And that can only be in anticipation of a World War. We are on edge, the entire world in on edge and the only soul that is not part of this equation that is unhinging the strongest economies in the world - namely Vladimir Portnoy Putin, positioning himself to take over the world. And when push comes to shove and nations takes sides, do we have a choice in the matter? Putin was recently congratulated for his 4th term by a coalition of Morons, may as well call it a “President for Life” and since he is of age, this may be his last attempt to be a supreme leader in charge of the entire “New World Order”. At least maybe then WAR would be not necessary, after the blood and guts and smoke clears away. But why worry about tomorrow, as Ruth Bader Ginsburg has made a conscious decision as a Supreme Court Justice in good standing the “Baloney Society”, that a “hot dog” is a sandwich and I have been waiting that “opine” now for…

I'm waiting for a daydream to take me through the morning
and put me in my coffee break where I can have a sandwich and remember.

Then it's me and my machine for the rest of the morning,
for the rest of the afternoon and the rest of my life.

Thanks Rex Tillerson


I am glad that Mr. Tillerson did not leave US hanging. He officially resigned today, a day before the anniversary of the EXXON Valdez wreck. Which means by vacating that SOS, “We the People” could no longer use that “Fucking Moron” - as that would be theft of “Intellectual Property” and what the “Chyna Doll Triage Sanctions” all about. It worked to get the Moron’s attention, for about half of the time the White House and Oval Office have been on hijack alert. But low and behold, today we have a new name to call the ex-Fucking Moron! Moron Pussy for signing that “Omnibus Spending Bill” he threatened to veto just this morning. What a sack of pathetic blow-hard shit. “Turncoat”? His base is pissed, as they thought he was serious about the power behind his veto power. Now just a Big Fucking Moron Pussy, and <NO WALL> <NO WALL> <NO WALL>! By the end of this day, if this Big Fucking Moron Pussy has a following, it goes to show Russia’s meddling was successful with NETanyahu Neutrality Neutering upon those that cast a vote for a “Turncoat”, a.k.a. Vladimir Portnoy Putin lobotomy at your service! Next Up: State of the Eunuch

Driving Miss Lazy


Like I have stated time and time again, this “scare the bejesus outta me “tactic based on the Russians hacking into the grid and turning off the lights, it is a foolhardy discussion. OK, now we have been warned that the Iranians have been given the passwords for sabotage, from Russia. So what, Vladimir Portnoy Putin decides to turn off the TV at supper time, what do we do now with no FOX - maybe have a family conversation on Stormy weather! But if equipped with qualified operators, our nation’s power plants are not vulnerable to a “hack attack”, as even with a computer in charge under siege an operator can take control and keep things stabilized. At best, a “hacker” could make his way into the 1st layer of excitement - as that is wherein a “Dispatch Control” would be allowed access in efforts to coordinate things along the grid. So if a power utility is staying current with obligations, it should be routinely practicing “Local Control” so that the on-duty operators can take over when things get out of hand. In a modern day electrical power plant, say with 2-gas turbines and a recovery turbine, that means pushing 3-buttons to take total on-site control over a “Troll” trying to wreck-havoc upon this critical infrastructure. If operators are vigilant and monitoring things, at best a “hack” would last 3-seconds and not enough time to crater the “grid” - as that infrastructure today finds a 6-second inertia reserve. But I have seen a trend over the years, wherein “the buck starts here” CEO board room mentality thinks that sophisticated control equipment the stockholders purchased - not on the cheap - is a substitute for qualified human beings. Which means over time the qualification element goes missing-in-action, as a company can hire lower-wage earning unqualified workers to baby-sit the positions of responsibility, yet would find panic if asked to run the shop. At one time, states demanded these control room operators to be licensed in a 3-Tier qualification ranking. It was not easy to get a 1st Class endorsement and to achieve such a status, it meant an understanding of the equipment inside and out. In fact, tougher than a 4-year engineering degree. Bottom-line, if we have let down our guard and a vulnerability exists, blame it on the management and stockholders because of the “Bottom-line”! The solution to this headache worry, training with testing with maybe bringing back that “licensing” requirement. Sometimes regulations make sense. And maybe we are seeing the same with the “Wall Street” and computerized gambling. See, the Dow and other swingers today are controlled by computerized buys & sells. Now the algorithms that are designed to provide some stability are based on historical ups and downs, normal trading fundamentals that is. And over time, these mathematical coordinators must be retuned to provide compensation for new unknowns - and that is where we are at today, as the “Markets” are in chaos and nobody has the balls to take control over the computerized mindset, and why not? Just like in the power industry we get comfortable letting somebody else do the dirty work and when the guy that busted his ass is sick, in this day and age we do not see that camaraderie of old, like when “Unions” ruled as organized labor insured that all its members are well trained. Nothing can hurt a “Union” more then providing unqualified workers, the reason organized labor is more costly - it is the training element that adds to the cost of doing business, but you get what you pay for - and does “comfort factor” ring a bell? “Unions” have been busted, and today with this “Right to Work”, well it means anybody can become “President” and just hope everything works on “Piss-ant Autopilot”.

He’s A Real Eunuch Man



Just over an hour ago, the Fucking Moron was at it again in that “We all Tweet in a Twitter submarine” mood and threatening to “VETO” the charge of the Right brigade - that $1.3-Trillion buck extravaganza that didn’t include his pet rock, that “WALL”. Now Paul Ryan told a “Little White Lie” to get this bill through his “House of Ill Repute”, saying there was $money$ for this “WALL” when in reality it was loot earmarked to fix the existing fences along border crossings - NOT for a brand new “WALL”. And since the Congress didn’t read the fine print of this hacksaw ridge castration, well it appears John Bolton pulled an all-nighter! And since the extra bed in the Moron’s boudoir is empty, John was able to camp out within snoring range and relay this tragedy come break of dawn and the Moron is furious, nothing new! So, this is the test - is the Fucking Moron a “MAN with BALLS” or a pathetic “Eunuch”? See, reinforcements are coming in at a rate of 1000 yellow-matter-custard bastard “Tweets” per second, as fast as “Netanyahu Neutrality” can keep up to deliver the bad news calling for this “VETO”. THIS IS A TEST of the EUNUCH BROADCAST NETWORK…stay tuned!

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Trump vs, Stormy


David Dennison Trumponzi


When Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron hijacked the White House and soon after this vagrancy move which witnessed the entire Trump Tower family affair moving into this roost, it was turned into the Little White Lie House. Now year-one can be considered the “honey-bucket”, as it can be a real shitty job. No, this ain’t a place for a “Honeymoon”. So after the Moron’s 1st year “Terms of Endangerment”, he was proud to announce at that 1st “State of the Eunuch” that things were great, that Make America Great Again was on course to make US…it wasn’t supposed to turn “Miss Liberty” into the laughing stock nation of the “Universe”. It is sad when our allies pick up the “Hot Line” to speak with a “Statemen” and the only one home is a genuine “Moron”. But a 34% run-up with the DOW, no doubt an achievement that was more than likely a momentum carry-over of Barack Obama’s policies to “Make America Great Some More”. No NOT “AGAIN” as in my book, well things seemed real tame during the 44th’s reign! So here we are, only 3-months into WWIII, I mean the Moron’s year-twoish this “Endangerment” and the DOW has lost all its oomph! OK, a quarter of its value - in three short months. If the trending continues, by this time next year it will be “What Stock Market”. And did he really start a trade-war with “President for Life” Xi Jinpingpong of China? And did the Moron really congratulate “President for Life” Vladimir Portnoy Putin? Good thing we have “term Limits” and a “Duty Clause” in that Article II under “Powers of the President”, if only someone in the entire cast of misfits bothered to read how it is supposed to work. Now that dismal DOW, it is not due “normal transparency” from hick-ups side-tracking the economy, it is due to “stagnation” as the economy doesn’t know which way to turn, it is confused! OK, it is due to chaos theory taking hold of time-tested techniques used by past presidents to camouflage and disguise any weaknesses, as that is how a Commander-in-Chief is supposed to act, not react with explosive diarrhea from the mouth and give away to the enemy our bad habits. Nowadays, the Fucking Moron uses that “RED PHONE” to chat with Portnoy’s Complaint line and calls out all our hidden truths in lending Trumponzi scams. For real, if it originates from the Oval Office it can be considered a scheme and not a scam? One has liability, the other no retaliation allowed. The entire West Wing is like a tightly wound golf ball “Made in China” coming unraveled. Wow, some guy that enjoys golf likewise the Moron has just completed a 1200-mile 9th hole, and that required 80-days. Now with the Moron’s “handicap”, we could send him on that 9th and would not have to worry about a “Twitter Submarine” tweet for 160-days, which means a chaos free society for a good amount of time. And he loves golf, so no way would he refuse this offer. In fact, if we could find a 9-holer with the same specifications, and with his horrendous handicap and bad health - maybe we would never see him ever again! And we send Pence along as the Moron’s caddyshack and all the rest of the perverts as well. But there may be a method to the Moron’s madness we are yet to find an understanding upon. China owns more “Treasury Bonds” then all of America - which means they may own our “Mint” and what if they came a knocking to cash in? And today, with another $1.3-Trillion soon to be added to the deficit, the Moron is trying to renege on what we owe Xi and company. So start a “Trade War” that could consume a good percentage of China’s wealth laundered here in the states. And for a reason, the Moron wants to kick XI overboard so that more likeable governments can invest in “this land”, and the only other candidate drum roll please - Mr. Portnoy Putin himself and company which probably finds “kickbacks” to Trump Tower. But then again, it was Xi that was paving the way for the talks between the Moron and North Korea. Sabotage maybe, because deep state down there is no room for a peace treaty, as the battle plans have already been drawn. Look, as of now, there is nothing that finds historical worth for this Moron. History books filled with porn affairs, sleazy staff, inept staff, nothing worthwhile. And “History Books” are not supposed to be comic, but serious. So start a WAR with Kim Bong-bug, wipe his ass off the continent then appoint Dennis Rodman as North Korea’s new boss. Wow, DOW down 700-points today and Rex said goodbye. Which means this is the last day we can officially call this Moron a “FUCKING MORON”. It was fun times, THANK YOU EXXON man! HOLY FUCK, barricade the door as H.R. McMaster was just fired by the FUCKING MORON and John Bolton will pull the nuclear trigger on anybody that continues to be a “Patriotic America”! I honestly believe for history’s sake we start to give back this “land is your land, this land is my land” to the Native Americans. Then they can decide who stays, who is exported. Constitutional Crisis? More like Constitutional Castration!

Emperor’s New Clothes

Wow, I stand corrected. I have not found much in the “if you can’t say anything nice” category to serenade the Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan 115th U.S. “Run Amuck” Congress, until now. Why this body continues to evade conviction and allows this sanctuary truancy in the White House, it gives that “Turncoat” new meaning. But Mitch is one of them die-hard “Confederates” so what do you expect and Ryan…no comment as I could get arrested for Constitutional vagrancy. OK, I said it would be a nice day in consideration the DOW is sinking again - its manipulated. Even though this Congress seems to have a work schedule that means 3-days paid time off for every day clocked in, maybe they deserve such a work routine because when push comes to shove, they can burn the midnight oil. And they don’t get Over-Time pay, so let’s give that institute credit for once and for all. See, they were just handed the $1.3-TRILLION “Government Spending Bill” and have only 54-hours to go through 2232 pages of “meant to persuade” legislation in a language that is very frightening. It appears the original manuscript was transposed from something to Russian then back to 2nd grade English, so some sentences don’t make sense - we need more Russian interpreters. Now from what is understandable from the footnotes, this MAGA Carta equates to a par value of $600-Million per page and the time constraints means about 2-minutes per page to check for grammar, spelling and “indivisible, with freedom and justice for all” is dead-on-arrival special interest “earmarks”. Speed reading, as the clock is ticking away and we must get this right, else…On its face, appears we are going to WAR as the “military” budget is once again bloated. I get tired of hearing all this chatter that it’s for the troops. It’s for “WALL STREET” defense contractors, as only a fraction of the $700-Billion goes towards a decent pay for our men and women in uniform. Think of it this way. If “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” acted in accordance other civilized nations with respect to military spending verses other mercenary discretionary incendiary monies, your taxes would be cut in half. You want a decent bonus, call for a moratorium on our bad habits “military spending” as this bill appropriates a ratio of 700 to 591 buck-for-buck in the $Trillions$. How many “zeros”? When the WAR MACHINE “Trumps” the WELFARE WAR scene, we have been castrated of a “True Democracy”, as we are NOT supposed to go looking for WAR. We don’t need a “troops in boots” war machine mentality, else we are guilty by association what happens in the “Killing Fields”. And another thing, we have a very able-bodied “Militia” to protect the “Homeland”. So about half of this 2232-page spending free-for-all is for Cadet Boner Spurs’ fascination with Vladimir Portnoy Putin’s Complaint. I guess then Congress will be pulling an all-nighter. But this “Bill” was published at 608pm EST during a very bad snowstorm Toby, so the House and Senate Chambers were vacant overnight - maybe the Sargent of Arms can have the janitorial staff rummage through this “Log Jam Manifesto” to see what is in it for the “Middle Class”. Look, I am tired of this Masked-man’s tormenting we must live in fear. When WAR becomes a necessary evil to maintain jobs and the economy buffed and ripped, we have reached a very scary disposition - as it means keeping the iron to the fire to up-keep that WAR momentum. And as defense contractors see more and more of that “Golden Giveaway” and realize that a corrupt Congress knows it must bend over to pacify this addiction to “Blood Money” and then the investment community sees the benefits of keeping it going - what kind of nation have we become wherein WAR is our bread & butter? This is NOT what our Founding Fathers had envisioned. I have no control over this, as it is deep rooted in organizations that once embraced the philosophy behind the “Project for the New American Century”. Behind the scenes that “philosophy” is working and our worst enemy that sees into this, Portnoy Putin. It boils down to “One World Nation Order” under…still unknown who will be smiling when it is all said and done. It means “We the People” must embrace, as only a World War III gets mankind out of this mess. Wow, Congress finally made it to work, slushing through the snow because this is a very important day and to play “hooky” would have been more in-tune to “impotent”, so now only 37-hours before we see “Closed Until Further Notice” on government institutions. It’s NOT about US you Morons! Wow, buried deep in this “Southern Comfort” legislation - must be a mistake - Vladimir Portnoy Putin to apologize for Facebook! 

“For” Donny Dummies 101


“We all Tweet in a Twitter submarine, Twitter submarine, Twitter submarine” and how about “The Kid” and “Time was talking, I guess I just wasn’t listening”? And now after “listening” and copping a mellow-yellow-matter Custer’s last stand no more wasting my precious time, well “Time, time, time is on my side. Yes it is.” once again. How much time have you spent in that “Twitter Submarine” the last 420-days since that mind-boggling “Inauguration” and its escapade-parade? See, had we encouraged the “Fake NOT Fact” and insisted this crowd was there for the celebration, we would not be faced with another Presidential parade - without tanks! We are consumed with…you’re an “American”, defend yourself by un-befriending this “social media misery” which is but for a subliminal messenger boy for “Total Destruction” upon the Woody Guthrie ideology that we can “All Work Together” - with a wiggle and a giggle and a google and a jigger and a jagger and a grin. We are today unconsciously addicted to the “connection”, also-known-as “Collusion Collision Covfefe” and all that traffic weaving in-then out, it’s that “subterranean homesick blues submarine” confinement. Like from lack of oxygen but in this case lack of morals. So in this “For” Donny Dummies 101 series, will the Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron get “Impeached”? It should have already happened, but the 115th “Turncoat Teasing Treason” Congress is allowing this RT Fucking Moron to play Russian Roulette with “Our DEMOCRACY”. The Moron’s fantasy in attacking the civility of the Oval office is keeping US engaged in his “era” of Moronism. The latter is replacing our “Democracy” slow but sure, as it is simpler to understand than the “Bill of Rights”! Today so far, the Moron is successful at using the “Voice of the People” to disrupt the tranquility of “Miss Liberty” - which promotes, advocates and advances his agenda. I already mentioned this nation’s most patriotic and heroic icon, and Woody understood what “Beach Haven” was all about, so should every damn American if a “Patriot”. We have at our disposal the remedy this attack on our “indivisible, with liberty and justice for all” Democracy and is so simple. It is due this Moronism that we refuse to abide by our own commitment upon what the Founding Fathers left behind for safekeeping, the U.S. Constitution. Keep it up, and that institution will be replaced by constipation. All we must do to gain back this nation’s sovereignty is to declare a block-out, a moratorium on his attention getting pacifier, it would then provoke a temper tantrum and thus it would mean “ha-ha he-he ho-ho we go to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time.” Our only legal and acceptable method to truncate this “Treason” in bed with Vladimir Portnoy Putin is to ignore his madness, by finding something better to do with our time. And I can think of so many other things that should confiscate my undivided attention instead of arming ourselves with a “Tweet” inside that “Twitter Submarine”, like teaching my kids all about “All Work Together”. So if you want to see the Moron “Impeached”, let’s work together as Woody recommended and disarm that Emperor empowering by ignoring the Moron on the news and social media circuits, as it ain’t funny no more - and in a few days we will see the results of how chaos through ignorance suffocates his “Big Phony Tits” lifestyle - the Emperor’s new clothes. Freedom at last, freedom at last! Can it be though simple, YES as we are still “Americans” from sea to shining sea, “this land…”

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

DOW & Sour Milk!


How come, when the Federal Reserve Bank Chaosman announces an increase in the interest rate by a quarter-point, which has been well known now for 420-days would commence to happen this very day, that the DOW cannot handle it? Did the “WALL” think the “Reserve” was just kidding?  This increase in how much it costs the “middle class” to borrow money, wherein still below historic highway robbery interest rates years gone by, it is designed to favor a very robust economy. So, what gives credence what should have been a clear-water revival, like the entire economic scene is by virtue a Mobius Strip mentality - who’s on 1st? The DOW could not handle a small increase and sank 269-points by the closing bell and all of today’s gains evaporated into thin air! But why is the Fucking Moron acting this way everybody is asking? There is more than enough credible evidence today, too hell with the “ham sandwich” as the Spam sandwich can now be indicted. Remember, ham was for the upper-class middle-class. I was embarrassed eating SPAM at the school lunch, as girls would frown away any romancing the stone, as nobody knew what the hell was in that concoction of leftover hoofs, noses and…don’t want to go there. Look, the Moron would pardon a SPAM sandwich even if his staff said; “Don’t pardon the SPAM man”. My take on his behavior becoming a Moron? I think Melania was a “Russian Spy”. As it can no longer be about the “Trump Tower” wealth that could vaporize if Vladimir waved his magic wand. It is NOT about the Moron’s war-time, I mean whore-time habits, it is serious and I guess if there was actually a “spy amongst them” - getting caught would mean conjugal visits at Rikers Island. Do we still hang spies? But this “Little White Lie House”, it must be insane to push the FBI and Mueller’s “Special Consigliere Investigation” and like that warning that John Rambo used against his adversaries; “Don’s push it. I give you a war you won’t believe it.” And here is my suggestion to the Fucking Moron who likes watching TV. Have Kellyanne get that Rambo “First Blood” and think of it this way while eating popcorn. James Comey was Delmore, and Rambo? The guy with the badge….

Sweet Zone DOW Re Me


Is the “WALL STREET” DOW being manipulated, controlled at a certain “Sweet Zone” for a reason unbecoming a “Free Trade Commerce” society? OK, gambling addictions as some envision the “WALL” to be an exciting experiment that proves you can get blood out of a turnip seed! But that will take a blood transfusion enema, and guess who in tarnation will provide that life line? Sure seems like something of interest the present dynamics of the Humpty Dumpty DOW, at least going back to how the money launderer reacted at close-of-the-bell on January 26th. OK, going back to Christmas of 2017, when Wealthy America was given that “Corporate Tax Gift”. Can’t say whether or snot that handsome giveaway caused this “correction”, but it is suspicious - as is the Russian Federation still “meddling” in our pockets like the Fucking Moron and his unprotected sex with Stormy whores, Phase II of Portnoy Putin’s Complaint to sink the economy as Vladimir has already set “Democracy” on an EXXON Valdez collusion collision course. Wow, almost 1-year shy the 30th anniversary of Rex Tillerson’s EXXON wreck, and oil still lingers about Bligh Reef causing miscarriages with nature. And is this what our future generations will contend with, this other wreck Tillerson just walked away from? Now all the “Cramer Cranium” investment experts are saying this about that and that about this it makes no common denominator sense to me - so that denominator-terminator calls for some Ted Kaczynski “Boundary Theory” analysis, to see if the trend meets the criteria of “manipulation”. Based on accepted “quality control” control theory, specifically the “Ziegler-Nichols Close Loop Tuning” criteria, something smells like Stormy in heat! “Ziegler-…” what? It is a time-tested coordination control algorithm that is used in making Wonder bread to soda pop, in mass production quantities with controlled quality. Wherein a desired outcome - like appeasing dough holes or sugar high levels - becomes a recipe “Set-point” and a device devised by Phineas J. Whoopeepie controls things, making minor adjustments if the product quality starts to see deviations away from that “Set-point”. Since that January 26th, analysis of the DOW’s trend-to-date indicates that it is following with precision how a “Ziegler-Nichols” response would react. And if this is just coincidental, the odds of that are like trying to win the “Lottery”. But after a 90-day “money back guarantee” which follows the control theory’s “cyclic” broadband for “stability” as was outlined in Kaczynski’s dissertation, it is almost at the “Set-point” of 24750-points. See there is an interesting pattern to dissect, as the excitation deviations are at the “Quarter-Amplitude Decay” cycling and is today somewhat “Stable”, the soda is just right and that bread smells so fresh! So, somebody has dialed in a set-point, into the “Computerized Betting” for a reason of “manipulation” as once we are made aware that the “Markets” are so easily controlled, the end of our fascination that “We the People” of the middle-class proletariats could become a “joinder” this pot-of-gold because when the “Tax Reform” filled the wealthy folk with “our money” that greed wanted more of the turnip seed blood. And no longer is that 84% of that “WALL” and its intrinsic $monetary$ value enough for the 10%, so maybe Vladimir is doing them a favor as that also gives him more for less! OK, what do I know? If this is a bonafide “natural correction” as the “FAKE NEWS” pundits insist, a 3-monther becoming a normal cycle is painful. In “My Country ‘Tis of Thee, sweet land of…” there is not only an excruciating political divide but an antagonizing wealth divide - and “DIVIDED WE FAIL then DIVIDED WE FALL and that “fail” seems to be the consensus today, what’s next? I guess we should all congratulate Mr. Putin, like in follow the Moron leader - leading US over the cliff as we are way off course and it looks like a submerged reef dead-ahead for the USS Democracy.



A Few GOOD Rejected MEN


Wow, talk about a “Patriotic American”! Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron just hired a very honorable attorney for that “Stormy” tag-team match. No NOT talking about Ted Olson, he refused to join the team due Constitutional conviction scheduling conflicts. I am talking about Joseph diGenova. Now the “FAKE NEWS” is reporting that diGenova is one of those “Conspiracy Theory” guys, like we find in Texas with Ted Cruz and that “Jade Helm” fascination. In fact the Jade Helm fan club thinks that Barack Obama is behind the Austin serial bombings. But unlike the Fucking Moron and that “heel spurs” Vietnam get-away “Who me serve”, diGenova finds a very interesting and honorable military service attempt to serve. OK he is of record that “I didn’t go to Canada, though, I did go for my physical and got rejected.”  According to an interview with Washington personality Ockershausen, diGenova said he was rejected because of “Industrial Blindness” and rages on: “Here’s what’s so stupid about the draft, they wouldn’t take me, so I said, wait a minute, I can do paperwork. I’m a pre-law student, I can do … No, no, the doctor said to me, ‘we are not going to pay your medical bills for the rest of your life. Can you believe that? This was ridiculous.” Now Joseph diGenova was born on February 22, 1945. That is significant because that year was included in the “Live From Washington - It’s Lottery Night 1969”! That was on December 1, 1969 and Mr. diGenova’s birthdate won him a 290 out of 366 on the “Lottery”. Now the “Administrative Processing Number” crept its way up to 195 - which means higher up could breath a sigh of relief. But it appears that Mr. diGenova went above and beyond and wanted to “voluntarily enlist” which warranted a 3-year commitment instead of 2-years if saluting by that lottery number. So diGenova had a very high number and was safe from being drafted and that would have occurred only through not enough volunteers, it would have then meant only a 2-year stint. But he wanted to enlist, even though college was on his mind and had he been accepted by Uncle Sam, it would have meant deferring that college degree by a minimum of 3-years - if not a casualty as that was a very bad year with his age group with over 6000 “See your kids come home in a box”. Not many can showoff this kind of “Patriotism” to try and enlist, a safe draft number along with an easy-street college deferment, but Joe went out of his way and was rejected. Now I am sure there are many counter-conspiracy theorists out there that will say this is a bogus story, that Joe was safe from that December 1st “Lottery” and that this story comes close to impersonating an officer.

Well, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Vietnam
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun - sang Country Joe


Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Antonin Scalia on TREASON


Very fluid, all this anger about that Facebook breach of data from 50-million “unwitting” individuals that thought there was a “Right to Privacy” under the U.S. Constitution. Don’t take it from me, just listen to what Antonin Scalia “opined” in 2013: THERE IS NO RIGHT TO PRIVACY. NO GENERALIZED RIGHT TO PRIVACY.” Scalia followed the lead of Justice Hugo Black, one of the few court jesters that had repeatedly “dissented” away from the High Court’s unanimous opinion this issue of “Privacy”. Black took issue, imposing a curfew on any such right under the 4th Amendment which many thought held some semblance of “privacy”. He sighted restrictions upon this right of protection for seizure of “tangible things with size, form and weight”. That seems to be the case today, so case closed Black was right and Scalia so correct to follow that lead. Which means a phone call or data about your sexual preferences contains neither size, form or weight - so it is free game for Facebook let the data hijacking begin. If you placed confidence in any privacy protection, the saying stands “Don’t place all your loot in the same bank” or all those eggs, broken…whatever. Why the Facebook stock crashed when this “breach” was brought to the public’s attention, it goes to show we think it came out as a fart when in reality…And according to a snapshot by Adam Serwer in 2012 to sum it all up:

“Two hundred years ago the Framers of the Constitution may not have been able to imagine a world in which personal effects and correspondence, the very material the Fourth Amendment is designed to protect from the government’s prying hands and eyes, would someday exist in digital rather than physical form. But it would be surprising if they thought that technological transition obliterated a basic constitutional right. The logic of Black’s view, which Scalia appears to agree with, is that if the 13 colonies had Facebook and GMail for King George III’s agents to rifle through, the colonists would have had nothing to complain about.”

AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!

So, with this breach the $500-Billion “Social Media Giant” has realized a devaluation of $50-billion in the last two days of trading - which equates to a $1000-buck fine for the 50-million individuals whose data was breached. Who pays that fine? The wealthy because today 84% of the Wall Street Wolf’s “wealth” is owned by 10% of the traders - that would be better off labeled as the “Traitors” because it was the wealthy that has so far benefitted from how that “breached” data was used to conceive a Fucking Moron and in this case, I think I would have preferred an abortion!

FUCKING MORON & MORE...


“I congratulated him(Putin) on his electoral victory…” I stand corrected, as in this case I misunderstood the Fucking Moron, as herein “electoral” finds meaning with “Oligarchs” NOT electors. But I give the Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron credit wherein credit is sued. See, our 2016 election was hijacked and so was Putin’s 4th term the result of a “Dictatorship” hijacking - in both cases not the will of the “majority” and the Fucking Moron wants so smoochy much to be like Vladimir Portnoy Putin’s Complaint - like in dick head dictator and castrator of Democracy!

FUCKING MORON & TREASON


It is official, it is NO longer questionable. Rex Tillerson was correct, Donald John Trump in the capacity as the 45th President of the United States is a “FUCKING MORON”. I had a good laugh when I heard that soon after adding a “Conspiracy” expert to the Trump Tower legal team, that the Fucking Moron reached out to Theodore Olson to join the “Team”. But now we have been notified that this “Patriotic American” well versed in “Constitutional Law” will not entertain such a foolish notion, as to defend “Treason” is in itself “Treason”. And I am sure that with “Conspiracy Experts” added to this “Treason Season Showing”, that the maddening crowd that has hijacked the “White House” will soon be blaming Barack Obama for the “serial bombings” in Texas, because of Jade Helm!

Headless Horseman


UBER has these cars that self-drive, and just yesterday one of these “Capone Drones” may have went busy away from driving responsibly while responding to a Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron’s “Tweet” and ran over a pedestrian. Yes, running over a blind lady just trying to get to the other side-of-the-road - in a crosswalk mind you! Blind leading the blind? It was a safe-zone incident, which used to be “safe” until the NRA’s Wayne Lapierre and his pussy posse went into Loesch Ness monster mood. We used to have a White House that cared about safety, especially our kids’ safety in crosswalks, but the Moron’s only sense of “safety” is an Access Hollywood rubber for a busy Stormy day “woody”. With this “Headless Horseman” modern technology at work, is it the cart before the horse? Now ever since Cambridge Analytical bribed Marc Zuckerberg’s Facebook in a Rikishi Stinkface face-sitting to give away personal data because Antonin Scalia was correct his “opine” - there is no such clause in the U.S. Constitution that “guarantees “individual indivisible privacy” - we are under attack. See, since about the time Vladimir Portnoy Putin went interested in the 2016 election, I continue to get a monthly “fraud” charge from an UBER account. It’s a re-occurring charge for a ride share service and each month the credit card company sends me a self-stamped advisory letter so I can disown these fraud charges. The sad thing about it, it is the same individual and the same route time after time - in NYC. I live in Alaska! So one month I missed the challenge deadline and what a hassle trying to defend the fact I did not take an UBER ride from Alaska to some striptease joint in the Bronx, as that would have cost well over $2600 bucks and I was only being charged $613-bucks, because this 10-minute taxi drive “fraud” must have included back seat sex. Then I am told that the criminal making the “fraud” charges isn’t real, so the police can’t make an arrest and…something has gone drastically wrong with society! I guess I can blame the NRA, maybe it’s Bill Clinton using my account! But the NRA, it is no longer an American icon as its “Patriotic” mission has been brainwashed. I gave up my membership 35-years ago in disgust. See, I lived in Alaska down Valdez way and guns without roses was life. Rifles for hunting and bear protection, not for “mass murdering”. Now I remember attending an NRA meeting, wherein hunting was discussed by a guy from “Wayne’s World” that came over from Anchorage, the “Big City”. What was interesting at this meeting, it was made up mostly of men that worked on the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline - a very roughneck crew and this “spoke” of the NRA wheel was asking some questions too close for comfort our work environment. At this same time, we were somewhat “Up in Arms” due work conditions and involved in an organized labor movement. Soon after that meeting, we found out that the same guy that was that NRA spokesperson had hired a “stool” to gather information about individuals involved is this “organized labor” activity here in little old Valdez - something “Big Oil” in Alaska was so damn afraid about. See, if we had been successful in this “UNION” effort in Valdez, like a wildfire it would have spread up that 800-mile pipeline and then like a virus captured the entire Prudhoe Bay oil field - which could have meant a new union 10000 strong that would be in control of a $billion$ dollar business with respect to workers’ rights! I will not go into detail the weapons “Big Oil” pulled out of its legal cesspool to squash any desire to “Unionize”, but there was attempted “murder”! In the end, we lost our fight and many have paid for it since. My entire career was “Black Irish balled”. And that guy from “Wayne’s World”, he was a big shot lawyer with ties to union busting law firms. There had to be a connection between the NRA and the busting, maybe through guilt by association but in Alaska, it is a small “Wayne’s” world. And so today in my book, the NRA is but for what for just another “Headless Horseman” and soon…are kids are NOT safe as the “UNION” should have the same protection as the 2nd Amendment Right because it is part of the 1st and labor today is on a crash-course, just like those self-driving cars of the future! Time for all American workers to join in “Solidarity” in the “Lousy Hat Union”, which is the only movement that can Make America Gracious Again our “Patriotic” right-to-work at a better wage. We need to make "UNION" mandatory!

Monday, March 19, 2018

Statutory Rape by 115th Congress


I love Stormy Daniels and hope she tail-spins the fuck out of that Fucking Moron David Dennison. But I never understood this court appointed “arbitration” BS, now I do thanks to this steaming-streaming PORN star and it could not have come any sooner. In fact, we all owe her a kiss! The 115th “Statutory Rape Congress” is about to unleash 100000 individual weapons of “Mass Destruction” along with a “protection” clause in the “AV START Act” to eliminate any and all liability due the victims of any mass murder fallout from these “drone” weapons. No, these animals are not for military purposes and we will be the ones under attack. See, as the law stands which is foolhardy outlandish, “Big Motor Mouth” is allowed to deploy 2500 self-masturbating vehicles “Exempt” from Federal Safety Standards. The latter is what keeps our children safe buckled up - may as well start smoking cigarettes again! See, that doesn’t make sense this “No Standards Allowed” because if in a crowd, what good are any safety standards if there is this weak link? And these are vehicles that self-drive! Wow, just reported in pedestrian killed by UBERbarf. Of course we need standards, and stricter rules and regulations at that - like DUI comparable guidelines. This is unimaginable legislation, are not the major highways in need of some semblance of safety with trespassers that drive by a chip shoved up their you know what!  So, let’s up the ante, by bombarding our school parking lots with more unsafe things to contend with, besides the NRA. But if some “drone” kills a “blind person” in a crosswalk, it means “Arbitration”, no Civil Criminal Courts allowed. And what I learned from Stormy in her debut with “Operation Desert Stormy”, this form of justice shifts the power to the “Big Mouths”. Mind you, this law is already of record with the House side of this “Statutory Rape Congress” and it is stalled in the Senate, but we know what Mitch McConnell thinks about the Confederacy. No kidding, this is happening and “We the People” are getting hoodwinked hoodwanked over the coals, as stupid laws are being passed by this Congress that are in no way shape or form “People Friendly”. It is an attack upon the true meaning of “Democracy” and is a dereliction in Patriotism to the point it looks and smells a whole lot like “Treason”. No doubt, I am sure that hidden deep in some whack job boring wordsmithing, “Statutory Rape” is no longer a shame these 115th “Turncoats” bribed by “KY Street” jelly as it must feel good to “Fuck” Miss Liberty.

Date Rape Stabilized Rent


115th GOP “Majority” Congress just back from its 3rd “Spring Break” already this year, when “in like a lion out like a lamb” isn’t official until tomorrow, no wonder term limits is DOA this job for a life-time without a commitment. Well those that showed up passed a law to protect “pets” on plane flights but passed on a similar law to protect the Robert Mueller investigation. See, cruelty to animals on high was a NO NO, while cruelty towards a Moron…Skewed priorities? So the Kushner Family business is once again in the news because of “lies” that allowed recipients of rent stabilized housing to get booted out onto the cesspool overflowing streets of NYC? Look, there is a reason Istinka Rump finds passion with Jared Kushner and permission by the Moron dad to “marriage me”. Look no further than “Old Man Trump”, as in the “Beach Haven” days Woody Guthrie warned US about “thum kind”!

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Try this on for fun: George Papadopoulos is a former member of the foreign policy advisory panel to Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign. Popatopolis is a B-rated movie starring Stormy Daniels, former member of David Dennison’s 2007 prudential campaign.

New Magna Crater: Maybe we should start renaming the Moon’s craters after bad days on WALL STREET, especially those “impact basins” deserving a real name with historical significance! See, it is well known that 84% of the stock market’s wealth is owned by 10% of the people that “Pay Taxes, Who Me?” But maybe with “My Country ‘Tis of Thee Democracy”, even while under attack by Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron, it is more resilient that what we thought. Like with “Global Warming” and nature taking drastic actions to correct the off-course ship of fools we are, while we continue to debate “who is at fault”, same thing may be happening with our “Democracy”. See, like with “Global Warming Warning” we do as the 115th “Do Nothing” Congress, same with the Russian Federation “meddling” taking way too long to see some semblance of blame-game resolution - so we see Facebook stock tanking because that social media network considered “money over matters” and allowed an exploitation of data that was mined & minted by individuals that should have their “Citizenship” taken away and sentenced under the Moron’s “Opioid” death penalty legislation. It is “TREASON”! But as we “wishy washy” away the Vladimir Portnoy Putin’s addiction, well maybe we see payback today, as $billions$ is being thrown overboard the sinking Facebook ship - and maybe this payback satisfies the “giveaway lien” on that “Corporate Tax Reform” - Democracy lives on. So, for Mr. Facebook and his $5-Billion devaluation, crater MARE VAPORUM renamed today as Zuckerberg Minus 336. That means how much the DOW dropped and yes, Facebook’s value is “vaporizing” because “Democracy” is heating up!



New Order World NOW


Monday March 19, in the year 2018 “Is man still alive, can woman survive”: Today marks the start of the “New Order World” as Vladimir Portnoy Putin has captured the Presidency of the Russian Federation for his 4th “Term of Endangerment”. That means a “Dictatorship” for history’s sake and following the “rigged” election, it is so apparent the overwhelming Kremlin servants love and affection as they were seen well past midnight screaming out “6 More Years”! And that “Lock Her Up” with Theresa May? Takes the heat off Hillary.  Now the victor’s “Branding Iron” approval rating is 60%, or equal to the “Disapproval Rating” of our Moron-in-Chief. But the Moron has his “Castration Iron” marching orders, to disrupt the FBI Mueller Investigation, as that has crossed the “Red Square Line” with Vladimir - getting too close for comfort as it encroaches upon the Sergey Foundation’s “money laundering”. Likewise so disguised with our Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron, the world has no idea the magnitude of Vladimir Portnoy Putin’s wealth - for a reason. Take Bill Gates for instance, or Warren Buffett or many others of fortune of the Forbes-500 best sellers list and for the most part, not bragging rights but Bill and Warren are honest about how they made their earnings. They both admit that “luck and opportunity and sincerity and respect” play into the equation of success - which means such wealth was not hoarded away on grounds of suspicion, just honest dealings. With the Moron and Portnoy’s Complaint, the “money trail” is a secret. I ask why? Not a tough question, we know why! And this “New Order World” or the “Novichoke Regime” started shaping into place last week, as Putin was guaranteed a win because the servants were told that if not reelected, “black immigrants and gay men in tights might take over the Russian ARMY”! The same “subliminal” message we heard during the Moron’s “Execution of Democracy” campaign back in 2016. With Rex Tillerson’s firing as Secretary of State, that was due to the affiliation Rex has with the Kremlin, that “Order of Friendship” which complicates the matter. See, that award gives the recipients “Coup d’état” assignable rights should things get out of control in Russia, and when Rex was the SOS bossman, there came the authority to call in Luca Brasi. And with that scare about “Black Men”, the “Hate Bombings” down in Texas part of this “NOW” - did Ted Kaczynski get furloughed? Presidential Pardon Me? Basically, Portnoy wants all finger-prints dissolved, as to get on the trail of the richest man in the world - NATO would be pissed and then a “World” boycott would cause Russia to declare WAR to survive. When you look at world domination, like it has been forever, it is land ownership that finds a fascination to take over the world and with Putin that is only possible with an Achilles Heel helper, bone-spurs will suffice. Putin has today a “Puppet” in high places, this “Goldilocks” Moron we despise and times ahead so challenging, as this will be Putin’s last draw to captivate his plan this “New Order world and that can only take shape with the Moron his puppet. So, Putin has time on his side, we don’t! And how come I am starting to feel more comfortable listening to…forget that Vladimir Portnoy Putin’s Complaint pilgrimage. In the year 2525, “if man is still alive, if woman can survive”, will see by the end of this day what that tomorrow will bring but “I ain’t gonna study war no more, for nobody”! Why so? By the year 2525, there will be but one leader, else the “World Order” will cease to exist. We are modern man, we cannot succeed so divided a war here and a war there. WAR has exhausted its welcome as it proves nothing today but support investments in “Blood Money”. I am talking “ALL WARS”, against the blacks, against the gays, against religions all colors different and let’s just try being “nice” to eachother - we may…we will like it. And once a “World Order” is resurrected, under a single authority that realizes “we are all created equal” and discrimination was an experiment of past that fails us today - the sky is the limit and we can place our interests in “Space Travel” instead of the “Killing Fields” and in that final frontier find enough proof that Stephen Hawking was right - so we can finally honor him with that Nobel Prize so deserving his “World Order”. It is time we set our sights on a “World Order”, not through dominance as that is also a failed experiment. But based on “Creativity”, that something of a higher order be it a “black hole” or a “Bucky Ball” encouraged “LOVE” against “HATE”, as one brings a smile, the other crying children. I believe a ”True Leader” would pick that “smile for a smile"!