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Friday, February 14, 2020

Jim "Crybaby" Jordan

If you thought that Jim "CRYBABY" Jordan was having a tantrum yesterday, you should hear him today!

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

116th U.S. Congress - The Senate

The following “Test” was administered to the 100-member in “Hood Standing” 116th U.S. Senate, as a “simple” in formula “Performance Appraisal”. This “Indicator” was designed at the Phineas J. Whoopee Institute by Sir Stugots Scoregge nella mia testa and endorsed by Theodore John Kaczynski, an honorary PHD under the guidance of Harvard’s Henry Murray. Be it known for sake of validity, that similar “Tests” have been utilized successfully in evaluations for other World Leaders. To name but a few, Vladimir Vladimirobitch Putin, Kim Jong dUNg and Benghazi Netanyahu. In this “Test Case”, it evaluates how that “No Taxation without Representation” body is fulfilling its “sworn to oath” duty envisioned by our Founding Fathers. This “Test” was sent out on January 20th, 2020.

Question #1: What is the “mission” of the 25th Amendment? And please define what is meant by “disability” with respect to this “Amendment” and on a scale of 1 to 10, wherein would you grade yourself on that scale, 10 being “unfit for office”.

Question #2Picture Test: What is the below tool called and how is it used and when was the last time you as a U.S. Senator had to use such a tool?


Results Are Half In: As far as the February 20th deadline, all members on the democratic side of the isle have already provided an answer, and all got it right with the “Picture Test” portion of the “Performance Appraisal”. As far as feedback from the GOP side this “Performance Appraisal for Dummies 101”, Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is having difficulties in answering the “picture test” and with respect to the “disability” rating, confused on whether or not it is that “half-full or half-empty” glass question and until such time Mitch allows, no other GOP Senators are allowed to breath so we won’t hold our breath we will ever get a response. Which means, the GOP voters are also “stool stuck”!

Note: All participants meeting the deadline of this “Performance Appraisal” eligible for free family pass at Donald John Trump’s “Blueprint to Success” Theme park!

Monday, February 10, 2020

Lindsey Graham


Life in the IMPOTUS Lane

On a GOOD SUNDAY for Donald Jong-Thong Trump, the 45th “Impeached President of the United States”. Wow, maybe Life in the IMPOTUS Lane!

Honeymooners Stuck on Quarantined Cruise Ship - "Get us off the ship. We just don't feel like we're safe. We should be quarantined in a sanitary environment that's safe, not on a cruise ship that's already infected. Donald Trump, save us. Get us a government-based airplane. Get us off the ship."

Man arrested outside White House - Police arrested a 25-year old man from Brandon, Florida, outside the White House on Saturday after he threatened to assassinate President Donald Trump with a knife. The man was placed under arrest at which time the arresting officer was advised by the Secret Service that the suspect was a critically missing/endangered person as well as a mental health patient.


Sunday, February 9, 2020

Donald Trump’s Tax Returns

Understanding Donald “Stupid” Trump’s MIA “Tax Returns”. MIA? Making Interest in Audit! Look, if this guy can make $money$ on a Vince McMahon stage of “Fools”…OK, maybe that “Stupid” label belongs not upon the 45th “Eunuch in Thief”, but we are all guilty by association in Moronism of “Fools”. So, we “wear it well” in a GOP mandate of “Keep them Stupid Simple”. For real, ever wonder why “The Donald” calls Xi Jinpingpong’s country “CHYNA”, it started with “Trump Meets the Boogeyman”. Now “CHYNA” got 30000 cases of the Wuhan virus and we got 62984828 cases of that “Moronism” disease. And with the “Moron’s” popularity on the increase because he single-handedly dismissed the merits of a well-established mission in jurisprudence now merely a “Kangaroo’s Butt Court”, as a “Trial” without “evidence nor witnesses” is convincing in “Moronism”, well maybe it’s not a disease but a virus with no known cure! Tied to the whipping post. Let me put it into perspective why after 1115 days “We the People Patriots” should heed the warning and honor today more then ever Mitt Romney’s last revenge advise, “Trump got the White House and all we got was a Lousy Hat”. And then the spouse of Melanomia Klaus Fuch stole the validity of the “Court House” and for “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” just a lousier “Lousy Hat”. See, Donald is NOT a MORON, neither is he a “Fucking Moron” no matter what the CEO of a corporation that makes $45-billion in yearly profits thinks - thank you EXXON Valdez Rex Tillerson! Everlasting NO this Wall Street Executive verdict in name calling recognition, even if Trump makes NO appreciable profits buffing golf balls, said again he is Not a MORON by any stretch of Mnuchin’s lullaby. Matter of fact, maybe he has pulled a good one, above and beyond! Now the Eunuchicon gave his “State of the Nancy Peyronie” address just the other day, his 3rd since taking office back in January of 2017, and what the Wuhan is up with his “Tax Returns”? I mean, I mean, what kind of “audit” is his paper trail going through? What, remember there is no evidence? What, remember there are no witnesses? What the hell happened to the Internal Revenue Service? As that agency was the backbone of “pain & suffering”, that which was supposed to be outlawed by the Founding Fathers with respect to law abiding citizens, so maybe we can thank Trump for what is going on in that arena. Trump is taking the IRS to task and hopefully the trickle-down doesn’t turn out to be a tinkle-belle Judge-ment ”Stand To Pee” Jeanine reality. For real, the Judge is Oliver North in “drag”?  But put aside the “urine-omics” and focus on the IRS, that is what “The Donald” has been trying to tell us, it is very simple why we may never see those “returns” yet. Yet again, it is easy to see what is going on and challenging the “IRS” cops. See, based on a Henry Murray “needs affection-needs attention-needs erection” he wants us all to be like him - and love his ass. So, here is my take on what’s in those “Tax Returns”. First & foremost, I have reason to believe that Trump Tower uses the “Jack Marler Tax Shelter Code”. Jackamacallits who? Whatchamacjackoff what? Come’n listen to a story about a man named Jack, told the IRS to shove it long time back. For real, back in 1956, a few years before Alaska became a “state” as the 49er under the Red-White & Blue, as a territory it had “No Say” in the 84th U.S. Congress. Yet because the Federal G-men were guarding the borders, because Sarah Palin’s first baby word is the fact she could see Russia from her crib…OK incase “Seward’s Follies” went under a Russian “Indian Giver” curfew, taxes on income went collected to protect that territory’s interest. And since “gold” was still a big opportunity in income for the 49ers, that was so easy in assay to go unreported. Yup, just “Fool’s Gold” and back-pocket padding cha-chinging. So Uncle Sam said to a gang of IRS lawmen, “Go North Young Man”. It was a movement in efforts to collect income on the “gold diggers”, way before the “black gold” was discovered. Now Jack was one of “thum there IRS auditors”, matter of fact the “Head Honcho” detailed to Alaska in efforts to shine that badge and faithfully show it off alongside a pistol packing mentality - that the “Revenuers” meant business. But Jack finally learned a lesson in history and thought the “bullying” was out of place, as even though the residents were supposed to file yearly returns and contribute to the U.S. Treasury’s “coffers”, it was without “Representation”. Alaska was still a “Territory”, working towards sovereignty as a “State of the Union”, so there was some semblance of “Representation” but the folks had no say to sway what was best their own way.  Well Jack understood the “laws” and made the observations something was wrong with this “Taxation Obligation” picture. Why was Uncle Sam collecting on the income of hard-working folks, that lived on hardtack in an almost inhospitable place, and nothing in return? So in “Patriotism” the Founding Father’s “Calling” he went to bat for the faction considered “crooks” by the G-men, and took on the very entity he was “sworn” to support and protect. Soon, he was fired from his position as an IRS auditor, for failing to file his own returns on-time along with the fact as a senior auditor he was supposed to know better. IMAGINE, Jack showing up at your front door in Fairbanks with that IRS badge and asking; “Son, you ain’t paid thum whiskey tax since 1792…but don’t worry kid, I didn’t either”. Talk about a celebration! But for Jack, it was double-jeopardy, as the IRS has little bounds when push comes to shove this kind of dereliction to a conviction. Then, with no job and still refusing to adhere to the “Filing Deadlines” as Jack was adamant that this was a “Litmus Test Case” for “No Taxation without Representation”, the “Battle Royal” began in earnest. And the 1st trail, with a jury of peers from Alaska, it was a deadlock with mistrial. The IRS doesn’t give up and wanted to use Jack as a “hostage” and see him put away behind bars, as that proverbial “Poster Child” and prove a point, “Don’t mess with the IRS”! And so came the 2nd Trial”, and it was a unanimous decision by another jury that by this time had learned what the U.S. Constitution says about “Taxation” and a “NOT GUILTY” based on that one simple explanation. Jack had found a local attorney that proved that point, one simple defense put before the jury, “NO TAXATION without REPRESENTATION” and at “Trial” hummed the “Miner’s Song” by Woody Guthrie. The jury did not fall asleep, they wanted WAR with the G-men and whispered about a “tar & feathers” coup d’etat! Funny, that the Federal Government sent in its best lawman “district attorney” to prosecute this case in United States vs. Jack Marler, namely another side arm toting gun enthusiast named Theodore Fulton Stevens. See, because Alaska did not have that “representation”, fending for oneself was paramount in survival and guns were everywhere, no different today as nepotism rules the political climate. Ted, well he lost this case and decided to run for political office instead, as this defeat upon his integrity as a prosecutor could have widespread repercussions in “Taxation”. And by now Alaska was on track to become a bonicide state with “Representation”, so that “No Representation” caveat would be water under the Yukon Bridge - well not quite!

According to an historical recap by WIKI:
Stevens’ most famous trial came at the end of his career as federal prosecutor. The case managed to link tax evasion to the cause of Alaska statehood--and Stevens lost. Jack Marler, a former Internal Revenue Service agent, had been accused of failing to file tax returns and there were concerns that other Fairbanks residents were beginning to follow his example. In Marler's first trial, which Stevens did not handle, the jury deadlocked and a mistrial was declared. Marler hired Edgar Paul Boyko, a flamboyant young lawyer from Anchorage, to defend him in the second trial. Stevens and a local judge decided to clean up the mess, Boyko recalls. They decided that Marler would be a good start. Ted, who was young and full of piss and vinegar, decided to take over the retrial. He assembled an entourage to help him. “I built a defense around the theory that there should be no taxation without representation”, Boyko said. “I gave a rabble-rousing closing argument to the jury, that this man wanted to raise the issue that we had no representation in Congress. I said this case was the jury's chance to move Alaska toward statehood.” Newspapers around the country carried stories on the trial. In his closing argument to the jury, Boyko called the panel “twelve Alaskans with a rendezvous with destiny. He appealed to the jury to “strike a blow for Alaskan freedom.” The shock of acquittal will be felt all the way to Washington, he told the jury. The jury's announcement of not guilty dropped like a bomb. After the acquittal on April 3, 1956, Stevens issued a statement: “I don't believe the jury's verdict is an expression of resistance to taxes or law enforcement or the start of a Boston Tea Party. I do believe, however, that the decision will be a blow to the hopes for Alaska statehood.” But it wasn't. The long battle for statehood had only two more years to run. Within two months of the Marler trial, Stevens was on his way back to Washington to help fight seeking Statehood--Stevens bent rules to bring Alaska into the Union.

Funny, as holding grudges for a long time, that the IRS would never forget how Ted’s defense let that entity down and in the end the IRS would target Senator Ted for “corruption”. Holding grudges for a long, long time. But in the end, Jack Marler was acquitted of “Tax Evasion” and that verdict “set-precedence” based on the proposition “No Taxation without Representation” is a valid “lullaby”. Ask yourself, how well are you being “Represented” today? And wow, Alaska’s Senator Lisa MurCowpie just announced that “Congress is Broke”! And with such a “Divide” in the Congress, such a “Divide” nation wide sea to shining sea, that which is due to the failure of a bipartisan “Representative” body. That “Representation” is but for a one-way street and “We the People” should not bear the consequences of such ineptness. Remember, “Taxation” is the fuel that runs government, and maybe it is time we take back control of that matter until such time that body of elected officials can show it stands for what “Representation” is all about. Only in “bipartisanship” do “We the People” relish in “Representation”. And the only way “We the People” will ever defend “Term Limits” feasible, is through “Taxation” our way. Remember, it is your hard earned $loot$ to begin with! And that means come this April 3rd upon the 64th anniversary of that unanimous Court verdict that was never appealed, it is thus set in concrete. And that is what the Trump Tower may be using, claiming a "domicile" that does not exist accept on paper and challenging an advantage that “No Taxation without Representation” and getting away with…drum roll please, “ZERO Income Tax”. There is no other reason such “Truancy” upon why the “Returns” remain “locked-up”. If Trump was anywhere near a Bloom’n Mike successful entrepreneur, he would be proud to show such “returns”, as we honor in boastfulness what we make and we also honor what we pay in “Taxes”, as that is our direct link to how our government officials act and how appropriations make our lives better off - supposedly in our best interest. In fact, it would not surprise me if many wealthy individuals that whore off-shore, well are using the same method and a reason the IRS is slow to…how else do you get to participate in that 1%er’s club? Do you think Jeffrey Epstein paid any taxes? With his “Little Pervert” private shelter in the Virgin Islands, a “domicile” with “representation” by underaged girls? Wow, maybe that “domicile” was for hire by those wanting to squander away in safe-keeping that wealth. See, the Virgin Islands, like Alaska was so during the Marler Revolution, it is still a “territory” under the United States. But the citizens cannot vote for a U.S. President and their representation in Congress is but for a token of appreciation only and those wannabee “Representatives” get no “Floor Vote” in Nancy’s House of Schiff. You did not see the Virgin Islands called upon during that “Impeachment Trial” did you? So that is why Trump wants you to do like him and that way we will like him when we find out all that $money$ wasted for “crap” is now ours to keep - thanks to Jack Marler. Look, Trump gave the “Wealthy” a wind-fall “Tax Haven Break”, but forgot about the real “American breadwinners”? And maybe that is how the wealthy have hoodwinked the notion of “Representation”. Let’s face the facts, Jeffrey Epstein knew too damn much, about Bill Clinton, about Donald and about Alan Dershowitz to name but a few “Americans” that visited that “Little Lolita Island”. Now we know that Bill liked the “foreskin course” of strokes with his polished putter. But Trump, he would not engage in sex with underaged girls still in diapers. And the “dershower”, well he admits to getting a massage at Jeff’s “Pleasure Palace” but says he kept his underwear on. So why was Trump fascinated with Epstein? How about this “Tax Haven” based on the Jack Marler precedence that “No Taxation without Representation” is worth the risk. And let’s face the facts, as Dershowitz has many wealthy bankrollers as clients for legal “representation” purposes, the reason he frequents Martha’s Vineyard. So, what if for years that “Virgin Islands” has been used as a lucrative “Tax Haven” based on a “domicile” with “No Representation” and thus under the auspices of “No Taxation” for lack of that “Representation” and one that is excusable, because when that Marler verdict was handed down in 1956 the G-Men refused to “appeal”? And they say Jeffery Epstein committed Suisse-army-knife suicide, when under 24/7 surveillance while incarcerated? Maybe so, we will never know the “Truth”, call it a conspiracy. But maybe, just maybe it was a Frankie Pentangeli getaway or a Castor Troy face-off escape. See, we are in virgin-island-territory with the use of “National Importance” as a defense and that is why the Dershowitz was front and center of attention the “Trump Impeachment Trial”, as the Harvard lawyer wanted to set another precedence. That which exonerated the President, but it was not a defense for a single individual’s acquittal, it was that “ticket-to-ride” that could then be used to set the stage for “Not Guilty” for all those 1%er’s that have been using the “Marler Tax Code” to pay “Zero”. That is what the entire “Trial” was about, free the President free the wealthy. There is and was an underlying motive modus operandi. See, with wealth, what good is a single “vote”? Nothing, as today that “one person one vote” is reserved for the proletariat class of citizens that use that vote as a voice, not of interest the wealthy as once in office by “our vote”, then a rich person can buy the value of a thousand of our votes. There is a whole lot behind this “Impeachment Trial”, behind Trump’s “No Show Tax Returns” and behind “Jeffrey Epstein” - the latter not in that well-known sex trade but “domicile” trade. And it is all legal, because Jack Marler of Alaska made it so! Why it is getting no scrutiny? It is, in a cover-up as something this “legal” but in reality unethical…no it’s not as we can all use that same verdict to our advantage. Even more so today, as “We the People” have “No Representation” with such a “Divided” in Congress. The “Divide” is also highlighted by the fact Donald John Trump did not win the “popular vote” and the “faithless electors” were already on the Epstein payroll. More proletariats voted for Hillary Clinton, but Trump sits in the White House - is not there something wrong with this picture? No, that is how the U.S. Constitution works - but it also allows the “No Taxation without Representation” to stand as a viable alternative - it’s “Constitutionally” sound by the “precedence-set” verdict as “We the People” have spoken. Hey, if the Richie Rich kids can get away with it, so can the rest of us. The only fact of the matter that may get in the way of this “No Taxation without Representation” philosophy for “The Donald”, in paying “Zero Taxes” based on the Jack Marler Code, how in hell does one claim “been fourteen Years a resident within the United States” the qualification as a U.S. President? Especially if another “domicile” has been used to fund a lucrative “Tax Haven”? Because Mr. Bone Spurs completed that requirement when he blew out the cake candles on his 14-birthday, as the Constitution says nothing about when that “citizenship” is required and with “dual” citizenship, when it is convenient…but who cares about that, as paying “Zero” taxes, IMAGINE that! Thank You Donald John Trump! I’m RICH and I will use your name when that IRS posse comes a knock’n, that I am using the same damn tactic as you may be using, the “Jack Marler Tax Code”. And then in disagreement, they will have to produce the goods…as this is Dershowitz’s America wherein that “Monkey-see Monkey-do” mentality still rules!

Call it the Best Kept “Tax Haven” Secret:
According to Mr. Wiki: The U.S. Virgin Islands are an organized, unincorporated United States territory. Although they are U.S. citizens, U.S. Virgin Islanders residing in the territory are ineligible to vote for the president of the United States. People born in the U.S. Virgin Islands derive their U.S. citizenship from congressional statute.
At the national level, the U.S. Virgin Islands elect a delegate to Congress from their at-large congressional district. The elected delegate, while able to vote in committee, cannot participate in floor votes. Like other territories, the U.S. Virgin Islands does not have U.S. Senators.

It means “U.S. Citizens” without “Representation” and with the Jack Marler “verdict” of 1956, precedence was “Set” that “No Taxation without Representation” a “territory” is a valid and acceptable challenge to the Revenuers. And of course this is what has been going on, and when Trump came on the scene, probably the 1st person ever elected to the “Oval office” that has used this venue to eliminate the entire “personnel” tax burden on individual income, the cover-up is in full throttle as if it went detected, it strikes back at a whole lot of people that took advantage of a legal situation. And who knows, maybe Melonomia Klaus Fuch does the same with her taxes, maybe not through the “Virgin Islands”, but maybe through calling the “White House” a preferential “domicile” without “representation”. It boils down to this. If we all took advantage of it, then the “Jack Marler Verdict” would be over-turned, by the “Supreme Court” but just think of the $billions$ then went un-collected during the 64-plus years that Jack’s” Jump’n Jack Flash” magic was alive and well. And of course this is what has been going on and for real, like in a “Few Good Men”…”you want the “Truth, you can’t handle the Truth”. Jack Marler, a “True Grit American Patriot” & Donald Trump’s Excalibur Hero extraordinaire!

Thursday, February 6, 2020

Trump v. McMahon - Victory Lap



Democracy “Erase” Watch


So who is “worse” for “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” in Democracy, the aiding & abetting the erasing of what the Founding Fathers left us…Impeached then Acquitted Donald John Trump or DNC Chair Tom Perez?

“Democratic National Committee Chair Tom Perez called for a recanvass of all results in Iowa on Thursday, as the state's Democratic Party continues to struggle to verify the data from Monday night's caucuses.”

Is that what Donald meant when he said “Top Scum”?
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So who is “worse” for “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” in Democracy, the aiding & abetting the erasing of what the Founding Fathers left us…Impeached then Acquitted Donald John Trump or DNC Chair Tom Perez?

“Democratic National Committee Chair Tom Perez called for a recanvass of all results in Iowa on Thursday, as the state's Democratic Party continues to struggle to verify the data from Monday night's caucuses.”

Is that what Donald meant when he said “Top Scum”?

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So who is “worse” for “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” in Democracy, the aiding & abetting the erasing of what the Founding Fathers left us…Impeached then Acquitted Donald John Trump or DNC Chair Tom Perez?

“Democratic National Committee Chair Tom Perez called for a recanvass of all results in Iowa on Thursday, as the state's Democratic Party continues to struggle to verify the data from Monday night's caucuses.”

Is that what Donald meant when he said “Top Scum”?

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GO TEAM TRUMP!

...a continuation of the Donald Jong-Thong Trump "Trade WARS" strategy with China!

Wednesday, February 5, 2020

The Circus Acquittal of Trump

Desolation Row
They're selling postcards of the hanging, they're painting the passports brown
The beauty parlor is filled with sailors, the circus is in town
Here comes the blind commissioner, they've got him in a trance
One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker, the other is in his pants
And the riot squad they're restless, they need somewhere to go
As Lady and I look out tonight, from Desolation Row
Cinderella, she seems so easy, "It takes one to know one, " she smiles
And puts her hands in her back pockets Bette Davis style
And in comes Romeo, he's moaning. "You Belong to Me I Believe"
And someone says, "You're in the wrong place, my friend, you'd better leave"
And the only sound that's left after the ambulances go
Is Cinderella sweeping up on Desolation Row
Now the moon is almost hidden, the stars are beginning to hide
The fortune telling lady has even taken all her things inside
All except for Cain and Abel and the hunchback of Notre Dame
Everybody is making love or else expecting rain
And the Good Samaritan, he's dressing, he's getting ready for the show
He's going to the carnival tonight on Desolation Row
Ophelia, she's 'neath the window for her I feel so afraid
On her twenty-second birthday she already is an old maid
To her, death is quite romantic she wears an iron vest
Her profession's her religion, her sin is her lifelessness
And though her eyes are fixed upon Noah's great rainbow
She spends her time peeking into Desolation Row
Einstein, disguised as Robin Hood with his memories in a trunk
Passed this way an hour ago with his friend, a jealous monk
Now he looked so immaculately frightful as he bummed a cigarette
And he when off sniffing drainpipes and reciting the alphabet
You would not think to look at him, but he was famous long ago
For playing the electric violin on Desolation Row
Dr. Filth, he keeps his world inside of a leather cup
But all his sexless patients, they're trying to blow it up
Now his nurse, some local loser, she's in charge of the cyanide hole
And she also keeps the cards that read, "Have Mercy on His Soul"
They all play on the penny whistles, you can hear them blow
If you lean your head out far enough from Desolation Row
Across the street they've nailed the curtains, they're getting ready for the feast
The Phantom of the Opera in a perfect image of a priest
They are spoon feeding Casanova to get him to feel more assured
Then they'll kill him with self-confidence after poisoning him with words
And the Phantom's shouting to skinny girls, "Get outta here if you don't know"
Casanova is just being punished for going to Desolation Row"
At midnight all the agents and the superhuman crew
Come out and round up everyone that knows more than they do
Then they bring them to the factory where the heart-attack machine
Is strapped across their shoulders and then the kerosene
Is brought down from the castles by insurance men who go
Check to see that nobody is escaping to Desolation Row
Praise be to Nero's Neptune, the Titanic sails at dawn
Everybody's shouting, "Which side are you on?!"
And Ezra Pound and T.S. Eliot fighting in the captain's tower
While calypso singers laugh at them and fishermen hold flowers
Between the windows of the sea where lovely mermaids flow
And nobody has to think too much about Desolation Row
Yes, I received your letter yesterday, about the time the doorknob broke
When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke
All these people that you mention, yes, I know them, they're quite lame
I had to rearrange their faces and give them all another name
Right now, I can't read too good, don't send me no more letters no
Not unless you mail them from Desolation Row
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Bob Dylan
Desolation Row lyrics © Songtrust Ave, Audiam, Inc

State of the Eunuch 2/4/2020


So Donald Jong-Thong Trump, aka 45th POTUS Imposter & MOTUSUI - Moron of the United States Under Impeachment - well the “Fucking Moron” came to Nancy’s House last night to deliver his Mitch McConnell Bitch in Heat “State of the Eunuch” Femdom Freeform panty speech. In tow, Melanomia Klaus Fuchs, his immigrant that still doesn’t know how to clean a toilet. So what as the “Fucking Moron” still doesn’t understand what a toilet plunger is used for…hey, where’s Barron? Sad, that the only Tower Maggot with some sense of intelligence was MIA. An “Impeached” Fucking Moron, invading upon the “House” built by the Founding Fathers…an imposter. So pathetic this abuse upon the “House”, but par for the course as this attack on “Democracy” was right out of the Vince McMahon “play book”, aka “FAKE”. Give Mr. Jong-Thong an inch, he makes you swallow a mile long MAGA dildo. See, Doctor Henry Murray tells us that Trump has charisma that addicts like a dog smelling another dog’s butt, which amounts to a following of cultivated imbeciles with an IQ of a “Moron”, and can understand this “Fake” as entertainment as we live in trying times wherein a “laugh is the best medicine”. Yes, laughter upon his GOP Femdom Freedom Caucus, the goons of the GOP. But get over it, my rush to judgement this rash is OK and Patriotic. Wake up America, Rush Limbaugh is a CANCER! But it was so invigorating, to see a wimp like Rush who at one time was the face and chatter of a bully, just barely able to…I am sure he shits his pants and can no longer wipe. Maybe he can take up residence in the White House and give Melanomia something to practice up on, so she can pass that “immigrant” test! Medal of Freedom? More like a “Medal of Femdom Freedom” the way the GOP was giggling and I am glad that Nancy tore up the Moron’s speech, as who in hell would want a souvenir that smells like GOP feces? Last night, get over it America…we were under attack this truant tyrant “dickpotatoe” and maybe it is time we take away the Fucking Moron’s “plunger” as instead of unclogging his own shitter, he is very successful in shoving that “Article of Inreachment” down his constituency’s deep throats, so they gag on Fascism.
Sir Stugots Scoregge alla mia fine



Monday, February 3, 2020

He's Still BREATHING!


Saturday, February 1, 2020

JaRED Kushner’s 25 Reads


Dear JaRED, thanks for the reading list! And it came just at the right time, so thanks again. See instead of getting bogged down in “boring” and wasting time watching the House of Nancy’s “Impeachment Trial” targeting a “Fucking Moron”, not this American! Sad, when an incompetent person…well how in hell are we allowing an imbecile “on trial” before the Congress? Due lack of ability to understand right from wrong, why such torture allowed as are not we our brother’s and sister’s’ keeper? I wish the POTUS would step in and STOP this abuse - it is Un-American! Anyway, after receiving your reading list from the FOX, I cuddled up with my Peyronie’s pet and used my valuable time to read up on the same 25 books that you used to study for your Henry Murray backed “Palestine Peace Plan”. But what in hell does “Portnoy’s Complaint”, listed as #7 as a “Best Read”, have to do with your plan? I mean, I mean…it ain’t to appetizing to hear “So. Now you know the worst thing I have ever done. I fucked my own family's dinner.” so what gives? And after reading up what you studied and after reading between the lines of your plan, well I just happened to tune into a movie, instead of watching the U.S. Senate “Vote” to give that “Fucking Moron” due diligence that “imbeciles” should be free from abuse - due inability to understand that right from wrong difference. And low and behold, also just in time to emphasize your design and desirers this  “Palestine Peace Plan”, I got to watch “A Clockwork Orange”! And I understand now what your “Peace Plan” is all about. Wow, and a Bukowski read on that list, way to go bro!

Your Patriotic Portnoy Friend;
Sir Stugots Scoregge alla mia fine