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Thursday, January 31, 2019

Constitutional Fortitude Pubic Lice


Hear Ye, Hear Ye, comes now the Town Crier: Be it known that our Founding Fathers were extra vigilant back in 1787 when they assembled to “Cheers” down the end of another day in celebration the “Declaration of Independence”, at the corner pub with “Norm” while drafting the U.S. Constitution. Yes, victory still fresh in the air “sea to shining sea this land is my land this land is your land” like the scent from a Davy Crocket “fresh kill” rabid skunk cap that keeps on giving up Pepe Le Pew, this victory lap enforcing “We the People” would no longer have to care for the Queen’s soiled undergarments. All things were considered by the Founders in the framework upon our rights, except for one rotten green tomato, that be our “Health”. Medicine was still so young, stuck in the muckraker with the snake oil stage of affairs akin to the “Fake” news of today. Therefore, it was not part of the equation and there is not a decent “Constitutional Scholar” that wants to touch this subject matter, so I will have at it and throw my rotten green apple attitude on the line. Complain about our health? It is blasphemy in the “first degree and second degree if you’ve got any papers will you serve them to me”, especially if the “Witch Doctor” is frowned upon the fact he is letting us live longer - but that is the problem! Yeserie, it was not only that “separation of state from church” that dictated how some very important issues were avoided during the “I Love Beer” now time for another Amendment round-robin, back when it all evolved - with this non-secular and non-denominational not yet circumcised bible called the “Constitution”. And the “Health” issue missed the boat and then came the hangover vote, and here we are today with a “Missing in Action” Congress that believes “bipartisan” is an April Fool’s joke - due we went healthier and gambled on longevity! See, back in the 1700s the life expectancy was 41-years of age. So when the qualifications for the Senate were “cheered” upon, with an age requirement of 30-years of age and a 6-year term, it meant most Senators would enjoy but a single term of endearment and not stretch it out for 50-years and over-extend their stay wherein it turned into one too many years of endangerment. It is like the “homeless” taking over the strip malls, they have nowhere else to go, so claim “squatters rights”. See, little did the Founding Fathers realize that the nation’s citizens would get that much healthier, so didn’t investigate any reasons for “Term limits”, as it was not necessary at the time. Back then, it was “built in” as the Founders realized that stagnation was like the “scurvy”, way too much time at sea, no different too long a stay in Congress. Said again, the building blocks of Congress realized about a single 6-year term for a member of the Senate. And with the House, with an age qualifier of 25 and a 2-year term, do the math. In theory it amounted to a 1st term 2-years a dedicated seat in the House Chambers. Followed by 2-years off to campaign as you should not find dereliction upon that “Sworn Duty” when seated and it was the mandate of the Founders that there be allowed time in between “Terms” for “free to manage one’s affairs when not engaged in managing the affairs of a great nation” and with another win, it meant another 2-years one’s second non-consecutive term. So not quite yet at the endangerment cross-roads and then 2-years off again for good behavior and maybe if all was swell a 3rd term. When added up, maybe at best 4-terms equal to 8-years in office and when we look at the 4 to 1 ratio between the House seats to Senate seats, there existed “inherent” term limits designed into the 1st draft of the Constitution. Of course politicians never honored that commitment and it soon became a “lucrative” job for life, that was not the intent of the Founding Fathers. Look, do you really think “can’t you hear me knocking” Keith Richards would still be “rocking out” if not for “blood transfusions”? Out with the old in with the new rings in the New Year still! And with “longevity” pushing 85-years due Viagra, our poor children that will be forced to learn about “Stagnation from Hell” in civics class, due career politicians bent on sabotage upon the U.S. Constitution! Today, instead of “scurvy” it is more in tune to “Pubic Lice” taking over the Congress, very hard to eradicate the itch of sleaze. And let us not forget, “We the People” fought for “Term Limits” and our dually elected officials were going in that direction full steam ahead. There came a time not too long ago we as a nation in “bipartisan agreement” wanted, demanded “Term Limits”. All was good until Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde sabotaged decency in politics - that dually factor - when they realized any legislation passed to promote “Term Limits”, that could put them in the un-employment line so then we started hearing just the opposite, that “Term Limits” was a bad thing as experience was necessary. Gag me with a Lady Gaga dildo, as “We the People” have been hoodwinked by career henchmen and lynchmen and Confederates, political thieves and over-time the Constitution has become constipated with stuff that benefits the brats. Chaos Theory? And if anybody is frightened by the blight or blinded by the right, just pick up that phone and call your representation, to hear what “Pubic Lice” sound like sounding off their responsibilities to circumcise with a “Divide” instead of using the excuse…there is no excuse as they are in it for you and I only when that re-election cycle comes about, as they have not the insight to realize politics and selfishness equates to a “poison pill” upon Democracy. But like with an infestation with rats, many “poisons” have little to no effect so rats find immunity and the reason we have “Pubic Lice” making all of us itch and scratching away at the foundation of our heritage.  God Bless America, home of the brave wounded by the political pubic lice and instead of Congressional Fortitude, “Servitude” sounds politically correct as we have become slaves to the bed bugs that are insulting Miss Liberty with a mandate to conquer by “dividing” us all. And it can all be blamed on “Term Limits NOT”, as when a “bipartisan agenda” is no longer the goal-post we have “Mission Creep”, "Be Best" yet it is more like “Mission Mitch Itch” and we hear the "Truth in Treason Statement" with "I Don't Care DO U"!


Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Rabid Skunk Madam Gavel


The power vested in the House of Congress can best be understood through the obligation that “Headless Horseman Sleepy Hollow Body” finds consideration in the event the enemy invokes the “Presidential Succession Act”. Yes, “Sleepy Hollow”, with the likes of Fingernail Freddy, Ichabod Crane and Hannibal Lecter. Imagine, if we had a Lech Walesa in the White House instead of a Peter Clemenza wannabe, the Fucking Moron Wimp Coward that thinks he is the Godfather surrounded by hitmen. So let’s take a “hypothetical” situation many of us would appreciate coming to be with “And that’s Reality, the Dream is Over”. Say when Donald Jong Trump has the second affair with “lover boy love joy love toy” Kim Jong dUNg, that the North Korean punk - who sent 55-boxes of human remains that supposedly contained the repatriated “souls” of American Soldiers lost as MIA during the war, but only 3-humans accounted for as the rest of the bones were from dogs eaten by this pig leader - say Kim Jong’s handshake infects the Fucking Moron Wimp Coward with “fromunder lice”. And the lice colony grows into a “pandemic” and soon the entire White House is too busy for anything else but scratching their private parts - so can’t go pubic, I meant “public”. And this “lice” is a special strain developed by Kim Jong and finds no relief. Talk about relief, so glad to see that American Citizen in “Good Standing” Otto Warmbier’s parents sought relief in excess of $500-million and won the verdict against Kim Jong dUNg, for the torture and murder of their college kid. With that, I am all for the Moron arranging that 2nd “Love Summit” here in “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”, and when the “dUNg” shows up and hands over that “loot” a citizen’s arrest and “waterboarding” time. Sad, that the MORON has said little to nothing about this historic verdict against his “Lover Boy”. Back to Melania, I meant “ball licking lice”. So with the “outbreak”, the White House is quarantined, with the Moron’s executive staff infection including Mike Pence fenced in - except Melania said she “Don’t care DO U” and is heading towards Florida with the “lice”. Now then we have a problem with a No-Show President and Vice, and through the “Succession” it means that Madam Gavel House Squeaker becomes the acting President and…for real Chuck Grassley as a Vice? Chuck, the guy that redefined “corn cob holing” learned through close encounters association with his protégé, the “Toothless Mountain Man” of Deliverance fame. Wow, sorry to interrupt this fascination with the “Rabid Skunk” taking over the Oval Office, but is this for real? Elizabeth Warren just spilled the beans, on how the “Wealthy” are indeed using a little known “precedence set” court case to pay out as little as possible in “taxation” upon their income. Yes “little known” as that means taken advantage upon by that 1% cast of crooks. So as the salt-of-the-earth middle-class proletariats reap a 10% investment windfall, the wealthy enjoy that in exponential form which is an extra 10-dollars to every one of your dollars in earnings. According to Donald’s favorite Native American, the “Tippy-top” slop of wealth are paying on average only 3.2% “taxation” on their enormous “loot” which finds a “Grand Theft Auto” revenge “renege & ransack” accounting casualty close to 80% this nation’s gold reserves! And yes, Warren let the “cat-out-of-the-bag” and let me take you “on a tour of one-night stands” what it all means, so you can play the game and “teach your children well”. See, back in 1956 a young “bullish” attorney with an attitude was working as a government prosecutor and thus assigned the “critical must win” case against “Public Enemy Number 1”, aka Jack Marler. Alaskan Jack was a senior Internal Revenue Service “field agent” that worked in the 49er when it was still a “territory”, at the time the citizens were considered United States residents under the Red, White and Blue. Which demanded taxation on income, and since 100% of wages in Alaska back before “statehood” came from “government jobs” building a railroad nobody wanted, taxation was fair. Hey, don’t bite the hand that feeds the freeloading. Yet many Alaskans thought differently, and with that in mind Jack had over the years arrested his fair share of “tax cheats”. His record of achievement as the “Tax Man” was second to none. Alaskan’s feared this man, like a John Wayne type character and it was a time in Alaska when you were required to carry. Then Jack read the Constitution and had an epiphany, and changed hoods and refused to pay taxes based on the ideology of “No Taxation without Representation”. In a movie that is today in the design stage - soon to be released - the opening scene shows that young lawyer about to begin the toughest case one could ever imagine, that lawyer was none other than the Honorable Theodore Fulton Stevens. OK, Stevens lost the case which became history and soon-after due humiliation threw his lawyer’s license into Ship Creek and ran away to the U.S. Senate the rest is history. Until Ted was taken down by the very entity he first defended, the IRS! Another story but watch the movie when it is released to see the action. Anyway, following that unanimous “Not Guilty” jury verdict, Jack Marler was a free man and it set “precedence” based on “No Taxation without Representation” as a valid excuse to withhold paying a fair share of taxes on income. And that verdict was over 60-years ago and never challenged! It basically speaks unto itself the legal ramifications of being “stubborn” on taxation but a convenient “out” based on “Representation”. It was a Simple Simon case, not complicated at all and all one needs to do is prove “No Representation” and that tax burden ceases to exist, or it melts away. Yes indeed for a reason, a verdict never challenged to the “High Court”, because it has been used by the “wealthy” to skirt the law on taxation as the greatest “tax heist” scandal of modern times. Many wealthy Americans have been using this “Marler” tactic for decades and getting by “freeloading” with pennies-on-the-dollar as taxation upon their “wealth”. I am sure it is the same “tactic” behind the reason we have yet to see Donald Jong Trump’s “returns”, as “No Taxation without Representation” is that ticket to Pass Go and Get Out of Jail Free. And Elizabeth Warren just told us so, as I am sure many members of Congress take advantage of this “Precedence Set” formula to evade taxes. So according to Warren, the 1% which owns 80% of this nation’s “Gold Reserves” pays on average only 3.2% tax-on-income? It works like this: Say my tax rate for this year is estimated at 32%. I live in California and made $1-million bucks gambling because I am a “Trust Fund Maggot” son of a “Hedge Fund Thieve” and have no idea what real work is all about, but sure know how to gamble daddy’s money away. Now because I have reason to believe that I have “No Representation” in the “Migrant Farm Worker” state, based on a House that finds a disproportionate ratio of Democrats fighting for democracy and Devin Nunes Republicans fighting for the Femdom Freedom Caucus, that allows a rebate based on “No Representation”, so now that 32% has been reduced to 6.3% - less then those poor bastards making a $10000 yearly wage cleaning bathrooms - and with only two Senators claiming “Democrats Rule”, take off another 3%+ and that brings my “Tax Burden” down to 3.2% and on that $million$, you do the math. What is so nice about this Marler thing, I can re-claim my party affiliation any time, to say “What Representation”? And so my “Tax” accountant purposely delays the yearly IRS filing, just like how Jack Marler orchestrated the greatest “tax heist” rule-of-law verdict and it takes the IRS several years to catch-up and then I plead the “No Representation” and the IRS knows I have them by the balls with that “fromunder lice” and we compromise…which means the U.S. Treasury gets pennies-on-the-dollar as it knows that when “precedence” is set in a case based on “No Taxation without Representation” and a ruling that has gone on unchallenged for over 60-years, they have no option but to curse at Jack Marler, who was one of them! But I would wager that Donald Jong Trump and his Dysentery “Green Stool” FOXcopulation Syncopia Utopia Dynasty enjoys Jack Marler, what else would be the holdup the showing of his “tax” returns - unless the Fucking Moron Wimp Coward has gone one step deeper into the “No Taxation” cesspool to “Trump” all the rich assholes that use this tactic to fool America, by claiming he is NOT an American Citizen but officially resides in Russia! “NO REPRESENTATION” and “NO TAXATION”! Now that “Rabid Skunk” thing with Nancy Pelosi? That is what Congressman from Alaska Don Young used to call out Nancy, and I am sure he was thinking the same when as “ornery” senior citizen of the House, he was the honor-guard to hand off the “Gavel” to the 116th Congress under Democrat control!

Sunday, January 27, 2019

Science Sunday - Global Warming


The following is recovered from the “Notebook” lecture series presented by Amlev Yelknid, who immigrated from Russia and now lives in Fairbanks, Alaska and is considered one of the most brilliant young minds of modern times. She is also the architect of the “Mobius Migration Theory”, that which describes in Simple Simon how the Universe came to be and discourages the well-known “Black Hole” concept encouraged by Stephen Hawking.

Want an “Energizer Bunny” debate that keeps on giving, with a better ahead “Return-on-Investment” of time then talking the politics of the Fucking Moron error - I meant era? Global Warming says it all, as just that two-word phrase alone can incite riots and scurvy the headline news that the “Sky is Falling”! But let me take it one step back this so far mind-boggling and present century’s favorite subject matter with a “Truth in Consequences” so demanding to dementia demeaning. Maybe “Be Best” a two-step in the opposite direction to instill some confidence that the debate finds “across the isle of blight” bipartisan agreement. WHAT? Blasphemy as “We the People” are divided and can’t agree on anything! OK, the earth’s climate operates just like any other ordinary process wherein “Control Theory” rules. Control Theory, as old as the first “lie” who farted but for a pretty simple concept within its “mainsail cornerstone” involvement as a physical phenomenon, and used for just about every damn process utilized by man for survival. From fire making to cereal production to electrical generation to rocket fuel manufacturing. OK, take for instance that caveman fire for heat, as the embers die down over night while “I’m an Ape Man” and family sleep snuggly in that cave, well mother Ape gets up to stoke the fire and soon it is too hot. The control mechanism herein rests its case that the human sensory perception of involvement causes an interference, all with “good will intent”, but due limited reliability with “modern man” still in diapers. We feel the chill and the appropriate action mindset a fix is to over-stoke, with the perception that the bigger the load the faster the heat - which is true but also complicates the issue, through over compensation and everybody then wakes up and complains about heat flashes and the kids run outside and get eaten by an irate Woolly Mammoth. Just kidding, that beast was a vegetarian, except for a single “Mammoth” that was recovered that had the remains of Abraham. See, when the fire dwindles down towards a luke-warm state of affairs, the “Control Theory” we have inherited from the Mother Earth controls how we react to interface with the problem and sometimes our intuition upon our limited intelligence interferes with the process. We have not the precision to calculate exactly what is required, that being what is needed for more heat in a reasonable amount of time but not over doing the process - or wherein out-of-control finds a passion! So let’s start with the basic of the basics - boiling water. Have any idea how important this “dance of the molecules” for man, woman and child to survive? When you travel “sea to shining sea” and see these humongous facilities in the middle of nowhere with power lines overhead the only semblance it is important infrastructure, it is a “power plant” that is merely a huge “tea pot”. That which uses a hydrocarbon - like coal, like oil or natural gas - to boil water into steam to turn a turbine which strokes a magnetic field and the miracle of “electricity” comes to life. And these plants are very efficient, using the exhaust heat from the combustion process to make the process even more of a money-maker and we never see the rebates. Damn Woolly Mammoth is at it again! Anyway, when we boil water first things first in the morning for that coffee, the boiling point is exaggerated by applying too much energy for way too long, as the boiling point is reached earlier on and the energy conservation equilibrium breached - as seen in the bubbles that form and carried away in the “transit velocity” component. Ok, it is wasted energy gone away to the (n)ETHER forevermore lost to the sea of space. We over achieve the goal, that is how “Control Theory” works. All processes have a goal to get to the desired “set-point” of interest within bounds of stability as a criteria in a reasonable time period, else it is a “damped” process and the “hot-line” is over-crowded with complaints. Now for cereal production the “Theory” can act as a sugar high adjuster or a rat crap eliminator. With respect to boiling water at atmospheric pressure, it means a “Set-point” of 212.XXXX°F, and within a process design as-fast-as-possible and with that there is always an inherent “over-correction” period. And then control theory castrates what is causing that over-correction and a “cycle” of back and forth in time balances out a recovery and we reach “Tranquility Base” all is good. Modern day “Control Systems” utilize algorithms learned over time, to anticipate how to react when the process is AWOL from the mission, that being stability at a desired set-point! Ask any “Control Theory Engineer” about set-point control, you will get an earful, like the “shower” example. When taking a “shower”, your body is the temperature measuring element that sends a signal to the brain. And depending on one’s preference in temperature, that “set-point”, the brain then commands a control signal to the hand to adjust the shower valve accordingly, for the desired temperature. Yes, herein is where one also uses the “learning” concept as fine tuning is required, as too much of an adjustment with that “valve” can scold or cold shower. And that “re-learning” is established when we enter a different shower, like those found at some hotels wherein the valves are worn useless and that shower sucks. No matter how hard you try, you can never achieve that at home comfort. Oh so simple! See, even with modern day hi-tech computers used to fine-tune this control and forever in a learning mode for better control, it is the final element control mechanisms that limit our ability to speed up the process. Take a simple process to fill a tank of water. The tank must have a “Level Transmitter” to send feedback to a system that can manipulate a device in efforts to control the level at a desired “Set-point”, else all control is lost and the good stuff “I Love Beer” and “my cup runneth over”. But time is of the essence, so the “Control” tries to fill the tank on time and for that gratitude, it calls upon the opening and closing of a control valve to make changes. Over compensation is part of the design and achieved by a system acting out-of-control for a while and as the level approaches the desired “set-point” the valve starts to initiate control upon the flow of all things considered so as to prevent any “overshoot”. Now some processes enjoy this temporary “overshoot”, as that has a tendency to hurry-up the process towards the goal of “Tranquility” and then at an appropriate interval, start backing off. With “modern day” process control through computers, this “learning” process anticipates all kinds of deviations and can thus correct in a timely manner. And since it is always in the “Learn” mode, it can remember things and adjust accordingly. Now this is wherein “man” has “Trumped” the Mother Earth, with this learning process. Upon this subject of “Global Warming”, the Mother Earth is today in the correction stage, but at the same time “learning” what needs to occur to correct the “Warming” trend, as it had no idea man-made interference would be so bold. So in efforts to gain back control in a timely “un-sluggish” manner, the Earth is purposely “over-heating” itself, as that will allow correction mechanisms to take hold of the situation “timely”. Yes, the Earth is getting hotter on its own accord in efforts to change weather patterns so that a “cooling cycle” can begin in earnest the healing process. Look, the Mother Earth wasn’t equipped with a Carrier Air Conditioning unit, it relies on the weather patterns to make adjustments and it takes time and consideration to formulate a plan of attack. See, it never had the opportunity to “learn” man’s ways and means to disrupt “Tranquility”, that is what we have before us today and the reason we are seeing record breaking temperature, as it is the way Mother Earth handles the crisis - more heat means more clouds means more rain means quicker cooling. But it takes time, as the colossal “mass” of the earth is also in competition with the (n)ETHER, as the earth is a “sink” for the Universe, so space is also learning from what the Earth is going through. Here is the Sad Sack fact of the matter. Humans are not part of the control algorithm designed into nature, as to how the Mother Earth reacts to produce a correction course the effects mankind has contributed to this “Global Warming”. Nature doesn’t care who we are, as it has but for a single entity to protect, itself. What we are seeing and experiencing today is the Mother Earth in a “learn and correction” mode, just hope the mood stays calm as if the conditions this time next year are the same, the correction can take on an exponential reasoning 10x what it thought would correct things which means the next year could see 100x and that would be devastating for the human population. It could take us to the verge of extinction. Right now, the Mother Earth is behaving in a linear fashion, making corrections in efforts to cause a cooling cycle that will get the earth back into synchronization its original design. But here is another problem GAIA must contend with. A “heat source” out in the dessert like a modern day “power plant” is stationary, so it finds a dedicated “sink” position pattern with respect to the Earth - as corrections take hold. We must remember that the “Oceans 11” contribute to how the end result is achieved, as do mountains to rivers to the Great Lakes, all are part of the equation as these elements have unique characteristics the Earth algorithm must take into account to be effective timely, without an out-of-control attitude. But stationary targets are easy “sink targets” and can easily become part of the correction equation. The devastating fact of the matter, all the moving targets that cannot be “sink holed” in the equation, so it becomes a variable which complicates things beyond any Newton Principia in mathematical “zero root” equation decency, just ask Will Hunting! I am talking all the cars and other vehicles that act as an “on then off” chaos as each one is a “heat source” and the Mother Earth equation cannot “heat seek” for the obligation of a correction course so many individual “heat sources”, so it is a guessing game and that is wherein our contribution to “Global Warming” is the straw that may break the Dalai Lama’s Camel’s back. What to do about nothing we cannot stop as we are mad-maniacs with our wheels? Way back when a man named Howard Hughes had it all figured out, with a brilliant design for mass transportation corridors East to West, side boom high-speed rail transport links and only a few major hub airports strategically placed to take advantage of the “mass transportation” concept to “modernize man”. Mr. Hughes saw into the future what it would take to survive increased population demands - but was over time considered a “crack pot” his desire to, well “socialize” some aspects of how we do business and in step to make sure we didn’t piss off the Mother Earth! So we have the problem, we have the solution but we are saturated in this “independence” of a freedom that may soon find out that the Mother Earth tried to correct things but it was just too much and we did not cooperate so that exponential in the “Global Warming” correction equation kicked in and kicked mankind out of the way. What can we do about it? Well first we must get over the fact that “mass transportation” is socialism….wait just a minute it is, but who in hell cares if it saves mankind. And it may even save this out-of-control we have upon “Democracy”, as the time has come for “Socialism” to be part of who we are as a nation, as a “Planet” in this Universe. “Control Theory” is Simple Simon, and even simpler the fact not fiction is the embracing of “Socialism” as we have gone on long enough and far enough thinking we can kill our “brothers and sisters” and I pray but for one thing - that when the “massive” wave of correction heads our way that the wealthy can buy it and save us all.

Trump's Government Shutdown







United States Government Shutdown of 2019 "Proclamation":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqiblXFlZuk

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Mueller’s "Tater Stew"


Like with the “see through” consistency of “Tater Stew”, soon we will get the Robert Mueller “Special Counsel” investigative report targeting Donald Trump and my wager today, acquittal for many involved in the 2016 election meddling crisis. At best, a few slap-on-the-wrist fines for Donald Jr., maybe some others with close family ties, but no jail time. Stop holding your Madcow breaths the outcome will be prosecutional junkie justice served behind bars. The length of the investigation is buying Mueller “at ease” time as if there were “crooks” in our midst, they would have been apprehended by now! But this premeditated verdict, I can see right through it like so that Woody Guthrie “Tater Stew”. See, Mueller walks a very fine line with a very, very high bar for any indictments against the Trump Tower Dysentery “Green Stool” FOXcopulation Syncopia Utopia Dynasty…well it is too damn high to incite a riot with an indictment against Donald Jong Trump. It is based on the “My Country ‘Tis of Thee Constitutional” fortitude fact of the matter that “disruption” to government can be considered “Treason”, unless such is warranted beyond a well reasonable doubt. Now the latter “doubt” vanishes in thin air unless an “egregious” crime, like rape. And the higher up an investigation infiltrates the Ponzi scheme of the Trump administration, the tougher it is to bring justice wherein such is due. Is it fair? No, but Mueller understands all too well that “government disruptions” can be devastating upon the “Tranquility of Sovereignty” our nation and even though the “evidence of corruption” would allow for a Racketeering Influenced and Corrupt Organization raid on the “Tower”, Mueller must weigh the guilt on the “disruption” scale. This is how a true Patriotic statesmen acts, not a cop-out by any stretch of the imagination, just a tranquility weighted obligation. I am sure that by know the “Tower” has learned its lesson and no longer engages in “meddling”. The sad thing, people like Trump never really learn and will laugh the “Mueller Verdict” all the way to the bank. Brace yourself for when Donald Trump Junior takes to the “social media” and claims victory, it will be sickening and I already have a “vomit” bag by my side. And even though Putin still finds a fantasy to disrobe “Miss Liberty”, he has failed so far as “We the People” have immaculate resiliency to weather the storm and will get over it the fact the “Tower” once again got off Scot Free. This is a Trump Family “trait”, we knew about it going into the 2016 election. See, we have put up with the Donald Trump for over two-years plus by now, so there is less then that wherein it will once again become the “People’s Choice” to vote him out of office. Sure the Mueller Report will embrace the Donald’s base and maybe the “Approval” poll ratings will gain traction, but the other reason Mueller will go soft on the “Trump Tower” is the fact we have a checks and balance Congressional House in order, that may find a reason without “Treason” to hold the “Tower” responsible. Yes, it is a hand-off from Mueller that is “least disruptive” love it or leave it, as that is who we are as a nation in “solidarity” and a verdict that tells Putin he failed in his meddling, our victory over his WAR upon our nation.

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We got out to the West Coast broke
So dad-gum hungry I thought I'd croak
An' I bummed up a spud or two
An' my wife fixed up a tater stew --
We poured the kids full of it
Mighty thin stew, though
You could read a magazine right through it
Always have figured
That if it'd been just a little bit thinner
Some of these here politicians
Coulda seen through it.

Monday, January 21, 2019

MLK Day - Beach Haven


Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Nancy Democracy’s Test


January 15th, 2019. Yes, “We the People” still endure the suffering of our brothers & sisters facing this “government shutdown” entering day 24. And the Fucking Moron complains that he has to eat “take-out” food because his kitchen help is pissed that they must continue to slave over a hot White House stove, for “free”. So they have been spitting in the grub and the Secret Service thinks that is swell, but so bound to duty they have insisted on “take-out” - which Trump loves because he is a fast-food junkie and to each his own. Sad thing maybe not, one of the kitchen cooks that was furloughed from the Moron’s sweat-shop got a job at the same place Trump orders “hamberders. No not a “nothingburger” typo just more signs of dementia with this guy that thinks he is qualified to run…make that ruin this once “Great Nation under God” now under Satan. Just yesterday Trump went totally insane confused his calendar obligations, thought he was flying to Tennessee but instead his engagement was another 500-miles away in Louisiana. But today is the day we see just how widespread the Russian influence flue has infiltrated the health and welfare of this nation’s sovereignty - with respect to the Congress. Trump got caught, trying to serenade the lifting of the sanctions during the Christmas celebrations while many “government workers” were getting that season of joy bonus - a pink slip. So Trump teamed up with that guy Mnuchin who has the keys to the U.S. Treasury and tried a Hail Mary sneak-around and went caught. How? A dedicated government worker on her way out the door facing no paycheck thought it was still her duty - it is called “Patriotism! Now these “sanctions” against Putin - who is the wealthiest man in the whole wide world - all were approved by a unanimous vote through a GOP dominated House and Senate back in 2018. The House under Paul Ryan and the Senate under Mitch “Confederate” McConnell. Today, the House is back in the hands of the democrats under the reign of terror the “Rabid Skunk”. That’s what the longest ranking republican member of the House - Don Young of Alaska - calls Nancy Pelosi. So even with the GOP majority rules the U.S. Senate, as a precaution that the United States was under-the-influence of a president with ties to Putin “We the People” could not trust, the Congress passed stop-gap foolproof measures that would castrate any attempts by Trump to lift the sanctions against Putin & Company - that are supposed to go into effect very soon if not in effect already. And one of the rules passed by the 115th Congress was the fact that in the senate, a simple minority could force a vote with respect to the lifting of the sanctions by the Fucking Moron. Bottomline, Trump was caught with his fingers in the cookie jar and today the U.S. Senate “minority” will exercise the forcing of that vote. And then we will see who on the “blight side” of the isle is a Benedict Arnold. If we find “Patriotism” over “Treason” and the senate votes to prevent the sanctions from being lifted, then “We the People” can be rest assured our “sovereignty” is in a safe-haven. If so, then Putin will retaliate, and maybe then we will get the mugshots of the whores that pissed on that guy that for some reason still gets to lounge around the “Oval Office” and when hungry orders take-out. It reminds me of that family that returned home after that Christmas vacation to find a vagrant had moved into their home…and claimed he now maintained squatter’s rights! So today is a “Big Deal” with respect to our sovereignty, stay tuned America!

Monday, January 14, 2019

Syphilis Education Simplified


We as a nation are so united…why in hell is it still called a “Union”? And today that Fucking Moron - Rex Tillerson said that so trademarked that historic keepsake namesake label for his boss - this Moron turned Maggot sank to the deepest of the “deep state” by chanting out words to the effect that Joe Biden was on a “trash heap”? And was then rescued by Obama? This is going down in the history books, as we have a sitting…we don’t have a U.S. President as clowns don’t count. Yet this continues the “Divide” so nauseating with the stench of a Mitch McConnell Confederate Soylent Green Stool plan of distinction destruction. Please reconsider what the Founding Fathers cautioned US upon with too much of that bickering across the isle of blight, “WE FALL”. So I have come to the cross-roads the reason we are so screwed up as a nation, blame it on education! Because we think we are so “brilliant” so can “opine” on the merits of our destiny - pinch ourselves we are “stupid” in the eyes of the beholders of peace without that piece. I’m all for on all fours a “Bulldog” the 1st Amendment right that allows us to water-board “Fascism” to extinction, but remember we are responsible for our “speak easy” if it excites a riot. At least so those states with a State’s right Constitutional “Free speech” with such restrictions. So that “edumacation” must be the common denominator coward the reason the U.S. Constitution is “constipated”. Yes, the Founding Fathers designed “Term Limits” into that “Great Emancipator”, whole different subject but concise education would allow an understanding as to why it was NOT supposed to be a job for life. Back to my report card and why many of us deserved to be serenaded with “grade retention” as we “flunked”, because our educational mindset is corrupt. I mean we share the same illnesses due our diets, so medically speaking we are one in the same somewhat “healthy”. We all drive like maniacs and waste way too much energy “finger-fucking” our neighbors - through episodes in explosive “digital” diarrhea of the “Twitter” feeding frenzy, so it has to be our reliance on “School” that fosters this “Separation” with rage anxiety. Now I am not talking any dereliction the dedicated “Educators” that spend way too much time doing all that required “government paperwork” on their own free time. But “let it be” place blame on the curriculum shoved down the teachers’ throats which in turn is then spoon fed shoved down the student’s body. For real, Betsy Devos is the Secretary of Education? And WWE’s Linda McMahon the SBA chief? Is this payback or…Ok, we don’t have a Real McCoy president so no need for an administration qualified. Now I would have to say kindergarten is the only grade that meets the sanity bar, as we still have Robert Fulghum to thank for that. But from then on out, we are polluted with way too much educational bull-crap. Look, those expensive books for all those classes, how many pages does the teacher have time to cover to cover? I would be generous if I said 50%. So in conference with Phineas J. Whoopee and his “cushion fascination” we propose a drastic change in at least two subjects that matter exciting the “grey matter”. OK, reading seems to be but a forgotten now lost art with all this net-neutrality-neutering with all this Art of the Linkletter and “we all Tweet in a subterranean homesick blues Twitter submarine” deliver us from evil Amen! But take Rithmatic and Histerectomy with numbers with meaning and meaning with numbers. With the “History”, instead of expensive “history books” that depreciate exponentially because it cannot keep pace with constant change, modern history should be nothing more or less then listening to “Woody Guthrie”. Not only was he a hobo that stood in as a deportee and every other damn sea to shining sea job of importance that “Made America Great”, well he was a historian and has “walked the line”. As his trials and tribulations behind that tool with 6-strings more powerful then a six-shooter because it “Kills Fascism” without bullets and blood-shed. IMAGINE, fighting this WAR without guns! So from now on schools will be built with indoor arboretums wherein students can lounge back and listen to Woody - from California to the New York Island, Grand Coulee Dam to the Capitol. Every song that Woody penned is a history lesson, take the Ludlow Children to Sacco and Vanzetti the list goes on forever don’t forget “Old Man Trump”! And when Woody retired, Bob Dylan took over and I could name a few. This “no books allowed” freedom can also be used in law schools, as when one grasps what Woody was all about you get an understanding of what the U.S. Constitution is all about. Talk about killing two birds with one stone! And now onto the number crunching stuff. How many “numerical analysis methods” exist to understand things like how the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline will react to a major earthquake? Too many, and there exists a fundamental demonstratable treatise that proves but for a singular method works - it is called Newton’s “Zero Root” approximation that today takes on an order of accuracy in magnitude that finds no error - especially with the bits and pieces inherent in modern day computer number crunching. And in its fundamental assertation, it is very easily understood. So for those that hate math, this is easy. The brilliance of Isaac Newton along with a Woody attitude is all we need in this “Education” criteria - as it reasons in “Keep It Simple Stupid”! OK, with today’s education we placed the “Stupid” before the “Simple”, it equals a lobotomy. Now for physics, herein we can introduce John Lennon’s “God”, and put aside all that nonsense about “black holes” that made Stephen Hawking sound like an imbecile. Life can be simple, if education were simple. Time for a change how we educate future generations, but IMAGINE a classroom without “books”. Which reminds me, when was the printing press invented as before that students learned much better then today. See, Woody becomes an addiction for Democracy and its survival, so we should promote his knowledge on just about everything “human” our endeavors. And if a person was learned but for a singular equation that can prove a Moron can also be included in this new age study, then I rest me case we have no idea because the “book business” controls the fundamentals of how we educate, it is “big business” in our “business”. We have the knowhow to do things right, yet our individual sovereignty loses touch when the political scene hijacks our “Independence” and tries with success to make “Hobby Lobby laws” and we become merely lemmings. If you embrace the preaching of Woody, what a world it would be! Ok, let me simplify. When you have a Secretary of Education that made it wealthy through “WAR” by profiteering in “Soldiers for Hire”…or an SBA chief that promoted ring side “Ass Suffocation”, what in hell are we teaching our dearly beloved that will inherit our sins? Dear Sons & Daughters, I am NOT guilty, they made us do it and all I can offer, sit back and listen to Woody Guthrie and the rest will come naturally!


Thursday, January 10, 2019

Air Force One - Into the Sunset!


For “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”, once upon a time “My President sang Amazing Grace”, wow and one of those things that will be missed forevermore never forgotten preciously cherished, Amen Hallelujah into the sunset to shine upon US forever! No, I don’t believe, “God is a concept by which we measure our pain”. I can still hear the “dream” blowing in the wind, “Amazing grace, how sweet the sound…” It meant beautiful times when Barack Obama serenaded Miss Liberty and with that the message of “Democracy for All No Walls” was this nation’s staying power standing-at-arms. I for one felt safe in my home in “this land is my land this land is your land” from sea to shining sea. Oh happy days it was for this hard working middle-class neighborhood guy, wherein the salt-of-the-earth that truly empowers itself to “Make America Great” raise our families - not those gated “racial stoked infernos” of incarcerated greed protecting the wealthy warlords. It is amazing how wealth segregation is so quickly destroying this nation, and instead of a president singing “Amazing Grace”, it appears in the winds of destruction to sound more in tune to “Amazing White Race”. I’m Irish white and “Love Beer”, but I am talking this “pure whitehead” nationalist’s bowel movement that is consuming that road to liberty, barricading the entrance to the “Freedom Bridge” who we are as a nation. Barack Obama’s legacy is set in stone, as one of the greatest and “His Honorable” respected “Statesmen” of modern time. Such a legacy will be hard to beat, the stone of doubt has been “romanced”. And history proves a lesson so well learned since time immemorial, that with greatness there comes that “over the edge” precipice challenging that “greatness” wherein it all goes downhill from there on end - which may incline historians to call Barack Obama the “Last Great President”. So sad but also with happiness in honor the greatest respect to see Barack with his lovely “Stand by your man” Michelle and their two beautiful girls, all grown up after 8-years wherein they resided in the White House with a father figure that was a true Commander-in-Chief and a mother figure, God Bless America! Well all good things come to an end. Thank You Barack, Thank You Michelle, Thank you Obama girls. And then we ended up in a “bad dream” with “This President sang Amazing White Race”, and it was sad to see Donald with his escort “I don’t care Do U” Melanomia and the boy they are afraid to show off as this posse of vagrants took up residency in the White House. Barron reminds me of the “Boy in a Bubble”. I like Barron, but for some reason Donald and Melanomia are embarrassed to include him in as a member of the First Family, maybe it isn’t Donald’s kid. And it appears so that Donald spends more time with that Kirstjen “Border Warden”. But it is great to see how resilient this nation is when invaded by a “Treasonous Turncoat”. Look, the Fucking Moron knows the reason he was given the combination to the Oval Office, it was stolen away from its rightful owners - “We the People”. It is called E”XXXXXXXXXX”culpatory E”VVVVVVVVVV”idence”! And Trump is guiltier of “Grand Theft Gang Rape”, more deserving then that “proverbial” ham sandwich guility by association. We as a nation are indeed in “dire straight jacket times”, as the Founding Fathers’ “Democracy” is today in competition with Fascism fostered by a Mitch McConnell “Confederacy”. It is a plan, destroy “Democracy” through Fascism and then when the smoke clears away the “Confederacy” gets a second chance at taking over what it lost during the “Civil War”. Time will tell where it all ends. But this nation recently made “History” that will go done as the “Last Great Day”. An icon of the power inherited upon residency in the Oval Office is cast in concrete strong, with the site of that Air Force One parading around a U.S. military base runway then galivanting across the globe. The “power” in that bird will astound. But when Trump started using that “bird”, all honor evaporated like a premature ejaculation on a Stormy night out enjoying spousal abuse. But on December 5th, I rested my case as for once after following the stolen “inauguration”, a true statesmen U.S. President was aboard Air Force One on a journey homeward bound. It was George H.W. Bush, and he will be remembered as the last real President to ever again fly aboard Air Force One! I rest my case and honored to have enjoyed “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” for 66-years under the umbrella of the Founding Fathers’ Constitution protected by a “sworn to duty” obligation, but that “Gang Rape” perpetrated by Donald Jong Trump and his Trump Tower Dysentery “Green Stool” FOXcopulation Syncopia Utopia Ann Coultergeist Dynasty, it is starting to haunt my dedication to “Democracy”, as Fascism supported by Confederacy has but for a singular outcome - it allows Air Force One to be but a “Cow Pie” in the sky and getting “shat” on should be outlawed. But when the Founding Fathers put it all together, Russian interference was never a consideration an influence as Vladismear Putin was still but a “wet dream” and too bad that Fred Christ Trump didn’t believe in “abortions”! So, let US remember December 5th, the last time Air Force One had aboard a “Real” U.S. President Commander-in-Chief - Amazing Grace into the sunset one last time on high!


Wednesday, January 9, 2019

The Basement "Date Rape" Tapes


Damn, I didn’t get to listen in on the beginning of Donald Jong Trump’s “Crisis Mismanagement Intervention” prime time speech, as there came an urgency at the stroke of 9PM - a highest of the high-priest’s priority as it was Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash in “Girl from the North Country”. No way was I about to abort that song time for what the Fucking Moron was about to say about nothing of impotence. And by the time Bob and Johnny had finished this serenade, what must be one of the greatest duets in time immemorial, well by this time into Trump’s Moronism 101 it was more like the remnants of a fart lighting contest. What’s that smell, hey be careful with those matches! But here is my Supreme Kangaroo Court “opine” on his “Erectile Dysfunction Crisis”. It boils down to “Brains in the pot, they're beginning to boil - they're dripping with garlic and olive oil”, down to a long stand-your-ground between the ideologies of two individuals - that being Fred Christ Trump and Woody Guthrie. We have finally come to the “crossroads” the final battle between Woody and Old Man Trump. Wherein son Donald is defending what his father cherished, in Fascism. On the opposite, what Woody cherished in liberty from sea to shining sea all walks of life, “this land is my land this land is your land”. Look at it this way, the middle-class is Beach Haven and the wealth of the “Ritzy Richie Rich” has corrupted society. Wealth hoarding selfishness is the evil divider, and “Divided We Fall”! Yes, maybe it is time for a demonstration in Socialism to ring in a new era for “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”. But herein is an interview from the wealth side of the equation, that gets the point across what the middle-class is up against with this “Wealth Crisis”:

Interview with Luigi Cronaca Sovversiva of Brooklyn New York, from the Basement "Date Rape" Tapes 2019.

 ~ 1% Double Dipping 1040 Drooling ~

I’m Luigi, a wealthy bigot and proud of it. Proud to be part of that 1% that controls the middle-class peons, almost said penis! One in the same. You know, treat them hourly workers just kind enough so they don’t revolt in protest - nothing more mind you! Throw the dogs a bone! My daddy taught me that, when as kids learning about the “power” of segregation, it makes $money$. The only thing that is a better return-on-investment is WAR - at Halloween I dress as Daddy Warbucks and scare away them frick’n candy begging kids. Want candy, just go buy it, or steal a handful from the corner store - that’s what we did when young hoodlums. See how fast Mr. Trump changed his tune to bring home the troops from Syria, he finally was told how much he makes on the sidelines in them there ISIS killing fields. I know Donald, he was that little kid down the block, always hanging on to brother Fred’s shirt-tails. I was a landlord at 7-years old, we had these apartments over in Beach Haven neighborhood and received government assistance but refused to rent to them colored folk, as we could collect more money from better paid white folks. The best part of my job was nailing an eviction notice to the door of a family that couldn’t pay up. Give the dogs a bone and kick them out on the street. I liked hearing little kids without a home crying out loud. Too bad “Debtor’s Prison” was outlawed, we will get it back one of these days and that will end all this homeless crap. That was another great thing, the “privatization” of prisons and 3-strikes you’re in for life. I own $millions$ in “prison stock” so the more crime on the street the better and good thing we have a drug problem, from that opioid stuff that comes from the harmaceutical corporations, as all that heroin and marijuana stuff just wasn’t cutting it in the money makers market - we didn’t have control of that “weed” drug distribution, different story today. I own $millions$ in the pill companies - more addiction is my sentiment, and more crime from the scum poor so keep up the gruesome work. More WAR! And sure with “Affordable Housing” we were breaking the “spirit of the law” designed to help the poor get a roof over their heads, who gave a rat’s ass. And if Fred Trump was doing it, my dad was in on it also. Fred was like the village patriarch, he ruled. Dad broke the law, he didn’t care as $money$ supports this thing not found in the Constitution called “bribery”, with the officials that are supposed to uphold the laws. We had this “negro maid”, my dad would come home “whiskey’d up” after a “clan” hanging and throw change on the floor and make her get on hands and knees to pick it up and lick it clean - as a tip! His theory they were germs to begin with so what’s a little more germ lick’n and we white men have been whipping that races’ ass since the Confederates won amnesty and the foolish Colonists gave us back our right to citizenship! Amazing that Mitch McConnell is the head of the Senate, “hush” money is so powerful and “glory be” the “Confederacy” is growing! The next “Civil War” will find the poor folk in the back of the bus where they belong. I remember in my youth this guy called Woody, he made this song about Donald’s father called “Old Man Trump”. We used the lyrics posted in the playgrounds as a dart board. He sang like a drunk vagrant and that Bob Dylan clown tried to replicate the sound of that down and out hobo. My political party affiliation is “Independent” - because Confederates are not recognized - used only as a “front” like in “lobotomy” as  the saying grows “Half of the people can be part right all of the time when some of the people can be all right part of the time but all of the people can't be all right all of the time”, Abraham Lincoln said that and “I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in your dreams”, that Dylan joked about that and “most of the people can be fooled most of the time and the rest bribed in fool adultery”, I said that! I’ll let you get in a few lines, but I’m rich so get to go first. Now due the fact I have clothes drawers over-flowing with $cash$ because today I hedge fun your 401k investment and reaped the benefits of over inflated “stock values” with “penny smart pound foolish” gambling - I meant “Trading” - well I can contribute $millions$ in campaign contributions. That’s how I make my loot, gambling with your hard-earned money. No, not talking campaign funny money for that crappie “penny foolish” contribution and its tax deductions, as only fools rush in that rip-off. Talk about “pound foolish” and “poor foolish”, only fools pay taxes! And I claim my residency “nearshore” and “offshore” and “onshore” and the “Revenuers” cannot keep up with my “domicile”, as the intent is to not have bonafide “Representation” in Congress. I get what I need through changing legislation that I purchase through under-handed bribes. See, what is “Good” for that “We the People” bull-crap is not what “We the 1% Wealthy” see as “good”, so we buy our “Representation” after the votes are in. Now because we always send campaign donations to the “underdog”, because the “bribes” get us what we need regardless of who or what political party is at the wheel of the middle-classes’ misfortune, well we really can cry foul and invoke the privilege under “No Taxation without Representation”. I have used this “Jake Marler” law-of-the-land for over 75-years, and for sure, the IRS always gets its man but at a reduced payback. See, I only file once every eight years as that is the tipping point wherein the “revenuers” have exhausted all means to reach-out and time to commence action. And then my lawyer offers the “Revenuers” this thing called an “Offer in Compromise” wherein the only thing that is “compromised” is the willingness for the U.S. Treasury to collect what is due, bending over for “pennies on the dollar” in a pound-foolish manner. See, this “Offer in Compromise” was designed for the middle-class, but like anything that comes from Uncle Sam with “good intent”, we wealthy bastards can find a loophole “what is good for the goose is good for a truce”. Ha Ha, maybe I should become a “poet” as the IRS sure has enough “clowns”! But when my attorney gets those nasty letters from the IRS cop, we claim the “Jack Marler”, as my campaign contributions are entered as exculpatory evidence that I have “No Representation” as none of the politicians I supported won an office seat. My financial adviser figures all this out and my tax on income over the past 60-years, well it is a well-kept secret but that damn Exhell work-sheet always claims that “divide by zero error”. But there is never a return, as that would be high-way robbery. Just claim “No Representation” and let the lawyers do the rest. “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”, the more money physically and that is what America is all about, but only a few can enjoy this benefit as we inherited this selfishness from our astounding fathers. That Founding Fathers BS, have it your way but it won’t make you rich. And that patriotic BS, same thing. Constitution, just a bunch of words about nothing. If you like being poor, like being in that middle-class that has to stand in line for everything, then embrace all that Founding Fathers Patriotic Constitutional stuff you learn in school. And while most of the peon penis class embraces that lost-cause, then we rich can take it all away. I don’t know if I can take my wealth to Heaven, sure going to try then bribe that God thing. Your turn over my explosive diarrhea of the mouth, but you asked for it. Hey, got a match as I feel a fart coming through and it is about the only thing I would share with a peon!

~ The End ~
NOT the END, just the Beginning of a Woody Revival!

Sunday, January 6, 2019

Alaska’s Diamond Jack Marler


Alaska’s Diamond Jack Marler” is a documentary produced by MSK Media and promoted through Eagle Rock Press with a scheduled debut in 2019. The opening scene unfolds with a focus on an Alaskan court house in Fairbanks, back in 1956. It is the early spring during late March still cold outside, and a jury seated in a Federal hearing has executed a “hung” verdict and in adjournment as the Brown Kodaks begin flashing a hold on this historic event. With that, Diamond Jack Marler was still a free-man, a pink-faced smile testament to this 7th inning victory! At least so until further notice another jury could be seated and at the prosecution’s discretion continue to challenge that “Mr. Marler nobly chose to risk prison with his battle confronting a No Taxation without Representation defense”, the merits of the trial once again heard and tried before a competent jury. But with a “hung” jury, moving forward was a bad sign for the prosecutor, the United States government. It was known as US v. Marler. And this was a trial that did not lack headline news opportunities across the wild wilderness of Alaska as well as across the contiguous United States of America “sea to shining sea” as it was considered an all-important “Test Case” based on the theory of jurisprudence sovereignty granted the United States with respect to “Income Taxation”. It was also considered a crucial case at a critical juncture this “Territory” purchased from Russia on the cheap, as Alaska was in the mainstream to go from “Territorial” status to statehood. And if Alaska maintained a citizenry base that opposed “Taxation”, many Alaskan “statesmen” pushing the “Union” went scared the negative side effects this trial may produce in efforts to influence Congress and then President Ike to deny “statehood”. No doubt, Alaska became the 49er in 1958 and ten years later the largest North American “oil field” would be discovered on the North Slope. Yet this “Test Case” maintained an interest, for many reasons as the outcome held ramifications that could strain the fundamental elements behind “Taxation”. A win for the government would re-enforce the concept of mandatory 1040 filing “or else”, for purposes of collecting taxation due on income and the consequences for not obeying the IRS code - prison time for delinquent filings! And should this trial produce a loss for the government, it wasn’t supposed to ever happen! The “No Taxation without Representation” goes way back in this nation’s history, likewise with the Boston Tea Party and a civil disobedience orchestrated by American heroes like Samuel Adams to John Hancock, Patrick Henry to Paul Revere to name but a few - no doubt this “Test Case” some many years later was out-of-necessity for the government to win. Yes, Diamond Jack Marler was this new age inductee to the “Sons of Liberty” and with “due process” in effect through the judicial system, the outcome would set precedence. The latter sets the stage for how future court cases will be tried, as “precedence set” finds an addiction and never a concern upon withdrawal symptoms, else the entire judicial system caves in. Due “precedence set” some guilty men have been set free and innocent men have been jailed, so there is no turning back. The reason “precedence set” is a tool many lawyers use as an advantage, it makes things easy as long as the “precedence” sets your client free! So this case was of utmost importance, it had to be a “must win” verdict as the G-men picked Theodore Fulton Stevens to prosecute Mr. Marler when the new jury was seated. Now Jack was a well-groomed Alaskan that before his trial was a “Deputy Collector for the Internal Revenue Service”, so understood the ramifications confronting an individual with willful disregard “Taxation” filing requirements and obligations. Diamond Jack Marler knew what he was up against, but was also a strong willed individual with a conviction - not to forget that after he was fired by the “Revenuers” for challenging the “Revenue Code” with respect to the Founding Fathers’ Constitution, he became the boss out at the TOK Roadhouse - which means you have to be tough like a John Wayne. So Ted Stevens, who would be called upon to represent the U.S. Treasury and the IRS, this was his greatest legal challenge of record as a young lawyer. Ted was good but not good enough as on April 3rd of the same year and still cold outside, the 12-jurors - equal men and women - acquitted Diamond Jack Marler. The unanimous verdict rested its case in fact that Marler had the “Constitutional Right” to not file and pay taxes based on “No Taxation without Representation” and instead of serving time, this outcome is instrumental in a “precedence set” architecture that is being used today by the wealthy to avoid paying taxes! And when well-to-do perpetrators get caught in the act after many years of failing to file, high-priced attorneys familiar with the Diamond Jack Marler “Test Case”, well they will argue the same merits for their clients. It is one of those “best kept secrets”, and for over 60-years never once challenged by the government to the High Court. See, since it has been allowed to settle in as a “precedence set” verdict and was not challenged at delivery in 1956 by the U.S. government, it is like a “statute of limitations” and is today set in Fred Flintstone “bedrock”. Following the trial in favor of Diamond Jack Marler’s philosophy that “No Taxation without Representation” is a permissible defense when actual “Representation” is missing or demented with dereliction, this documentary focuses on a stellar 40-year career for Ted Stevens as a United States Senator, until the same agency he defended - the IRS - ventured down the path of mistreatment on a trumped up charge and the derailment caused Stevens to loose his senate seat. At the time of this affair, Stevens was the Pro Tempore in the Senate, 4th in the Presidential line of succession - needless to say a very powerful man about town. The government instigated over-zealous proceedings against Stevens that portrayed the Alaskan “statesmen” as a corrupt individual and in doing so, the G-men was caught in evidence tampering. Now even though Stevens would be cleared of any wrong-doing, it was too late as not only did Stevens endure castration and verbal abuse from his colleagues - like John McCain - his honorable career was sabotaged to death. In the last inning Stevens was assassinated, while aboard a plane as a passenger on a “private corporate jet” that mysteriously crashed into a mountain over in Aleknagik - in Western Alaska. And this all before a “Special Counsel”, that which was ordered to look into “serious improprieties and criminal allegations by government oversight police”, had finalized a report which found reasonable doubt the charges upon Stevens by the IRS were instigated based upon a “falsehood”. This ruined an honorable man and sad enough, as a few months before his death Barack Obama signed off on a complete cleansing of the “slate” - that Ted Stevens had become a victim. And Stevens was a staunch republican! Ted was the victim of a “sting” and following that period wherein he was lost for words how this could happen in America, he decided to do what was best for his country and was about to spill the beans on many well-to-do that were using the Diamond Jack Marler tactics as a ways and means to claim “No Representation” and avoid paying taxes. And when these tax cheats went caught after many years of not filing, they would end up paying a pittance on what was faithfully due, because the “Revenue Police” were under pressure to “compromise” and thus collecting only a very small percentage of what was actually due based on the tax codes. Said again, the government was not in a mood to challenge the “precedence set” by the Diamond Jack Marler trial and over-time it morphed into a legitimate excuse in exercise for the wealthy to not pay a fair share of what the “middle-class” end up paying. That is what happens when the hourly worker has “taxes” assessed upon payment of wages, unlike the wealthy that pay whenever they damn well feel like it. In ending, it is possible that Donald Trump has used this principle to pay a very low tax rate and the reason his “returns” have been hidden away “still under audit” as it could uncover this “conspiracy” exercised by the wealthy and an individual that is the sitting U.S. President “sworn” to protect the U.S. Constitution. This documentary is designed to uncover what may be the greatest tax theft of our times, and it all started back in 1956 by Diamond Jack Marler with the outcome of his “No Taxation without Representation” self-initiated “Boston Tea Party” march! But back then the intent was “Patriotic” and it appears the “wealthy” may have turned that “precedence set” into a loophole of opportunity to seek even greater wealth.