Hear Ye, Hear Ye, comes
now the Town Crier: Be it known that our Founding Fathers were extra vigilant back
in 1787 when they assembled to “Cheers” down the end of another day in
celebration the “Declaration of Independence”, at the corner pub with “Norm” while
drafting the U.S. Constitution. Yes, victory still fresh in the air “sea to
shining sea this land is my land this land is your land” like the scent from a
Davy Crocket “fresh kill” rabid skunk cap that keeps on giving up Pepe Le Pew, this
victory lap enforcing “We the People” would no longer have to care for the
Queen’s soiled undergarments. All things were considered by the Founders in the
framework upon our rights, except for one rotten green tomato, that be our “Health”.
Medicine was still so young, stuck in the muckraker with the snake oil stage of
affairs akin to the “Fake” news of today. Therefore, it was not part of the
equation and there is not a decent “Constitutional Scholar” that wants to touch
this subject matter, so I will have at it and throw my rotten green apple attitude
on the line. Complain about our health? It is blasphemy in the “first
degree and second degree if you’ve got any papers will you serve them to me”,
especially if the “Witch Doctor” is frowned upon the fact he is letting us live
longer - but that is the problem! Yeserie, it was not only that “separation of state
from church” that dictated how some very important issues were avoided during
the “I Love Beer” now time for another Amendment round-robin, back when it all
evolved - with this non-secular and non-denominational not yet circumcised bible
called the “Constitution”. And the “Health” issue missed the boat and then came
the hangover vote, and here we are today with a “Missing in Action” Congress
that believes “bipartisan” is an April Fool’s joke - due we went healthier and
gambled on longevity! See, back in the 1700s the life expectancy was 41-years of
age. So when the qualifications for the Senate were “cheered” upon, with an age
requirement of 30-years of age and a 6-year term, it meant most Senators would
enjoy but a single term of endearment and not stretch it out for 50-years and
over-extend their stay wherein it turned into one too many years of
endangerment. It is like the “homeless” taking over the strip malls, they have
nowhere else to go, so claim “squatters rights”. See, little did the Founding
Fathers realize that the nation’s citizens would get that much healthier, so
didn’t investigate any reasons for “Term limits”, as it was not necessary at
the time. Back then, it was “built in” as the Founders realized that stagnation
was like the “scurvy”, way too much time at sea, no different too long a stay
in Congress. Said again, the building blocks of Congress realized about a
single 6-year term for a member of the Senate. And with the House, with an age
qualifier of 25 and a 2-year term, do the math. In theory it amounted to a 1st
term 2-years a dedicated seat in the House Chambers. Followed by 2-years off to
campaign as you should not find dereliction upon that “Sworn Duty” when seated
and it was the mandate of the Founders that there be allowed time in between “Terms”
for “free
to manage one’s affairs when not engaged in managing the affairs of a great nation”
and with another win, it meant another 2-years one’s second non-consecutive
term. So not quite yet at the endangerment cross-roads and then 2-years off
again for good behavior and maybe if all was swell a 3rd term. When added
up, maybe at best 4-terms equal to 8-years in office and when we look at the 4
to 1 ratio between the House seats to Senate seats, there existed “inherent” term
limits designed into the 1st draft of the Constitution. Of course
politicians never honored that commitment and it soon became a “lucrative” job
for life, that was not the intent of the Founding Fathers. Look, do you really think
“can’t you hear me knocking” Keith Richards would still be “rocking out” if not
for “blood transfusions”? Out with the old in with the new rings in the New
Year still! And with “longevity” pushing 85-years due Viagra, our poor children
that will be forced to learn about “Stagnation from Hell” in civics class, due career
politicians bent on sabotage upon the U.S. Constitution! Today, instead of “scurvy”
it is more in tune to “Pubic Lice” taking over the Congress, very hard to eradicate
the itch of sleaze. And let us not forget, “We
the People” fought for “Term Limits” and our dually elected officials were
going in that direction full steam ahead. There came a time not too long ago we
as a nation in “bipartisan agreement” wanted, demanded “Term Limits”. All was
good until Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde sabotaged decency in politics - that dually
factor - when they realized any legislation passed to promote “Term Limits”, that
could put them in the un-employment line so then we started hearing just the
opposite, that “Term Limits” was a bad thing as experience was necessary. Gag me
with a Lady Gaga dildo, as “We the People” have been hoodwinked by career
henchmen and lynchmen and Confederates, political thieves and over-time the
Constitution has become constipated with stuff that benefits the brats. Chaos
Theory? And if anybody is frightened by the blight or blinded by the right, just
pick up that phone and call your representation, to hear what “Pubic Lice”
sound like sounding off their responsibilities to circumcise with a “Divide”
instead of using the excuse…there is no excuse as they are in it for you and I only
when that re-election cycle comes about, as they have not the insight to
realize politics and selfishness equates to a “poison pill” upon Democracy. But
like with an infestation with rats, many “poisons” have little to no effect so
rats find immunity and the reason we have “Pubic Lice” making all of us itch
and scratching away at the foundation of our heritage. God Bless America, home of the brave wounded
by the political pubic lice and instead of Congressional Fortitude, “Servitude”
sounds politically correct as we have become slaves to the bed bugs that are
insulting Miss Liberty with a mandate to conquer by “dividing” us all. And it
can all be blamed on “Term Limits NOT”, as when a “bipartisan agenda” is no
longer the goal-post we have “Mission Creep”, "Be Best" yet it is more like “Mission Mitch Itch” and we hear the "Truth in Treason Statement" with "I Don't Care DO U"!
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