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Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Florida Primary Results

 Dear Floridians, remember this smile when you VOTE!

Kaleidoscope Eyes

So to those that are rallying full speed ahead orchestrating for a Hillary Clinton nomination, well how come the prolific use of cesspool tactics - and with every passing day trying to convince the non-committed intelligent race why a vote for BleachBITch is better than a vote for Trump? Sorry, but every time I enable my spell-checker "Hillary" gets corrected, to the Bleach...! Look, I despise Mr. Donald Trump, due the fact his hair is the color of an over-flowing cesspool so makes me suspicious what toilet bowl his humanitarian passion hangs out. Maybe I meant "Humiliating"! But for the democrats and how that political faction plays the game, it appears to be more of the same insane throwing Trump under the bus. No matter what it is, Trump's daily deliveries are defined as "LOW" by the Hillary camp, those in favor of the 1st female at the helm hoping to blow away Trump's chances...for real, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are all we have to look forward to as the 45th, this is all we have? Putin is laughing, and I laugh with him. And Yeh, for the most part Trump does not speak like a leader, nor does he behave like an individual that could do justice as the Commander-in-Chief. So the game plan is hitting him low, the "low blow" weapon is the only thing that is keeping the voter spread in Hillary's favor. But let's talk about a "Low Blow". Bill Clinton forced Monica Lewinsky to give him a low-blow-job, in the Oval Office and may have used his Cuban cigar as a dildo for some extracurricular activity. After Bill was impeached, Dick Cheney said there were remnants of cum stains on the walls of this notorious office of power, now more in tune to the "Ovary Office of Pubic Affairs". Look, it is NO secret what went on behind closed doors in that office when Hillary was away at Chelsea's junior high-school activities. In fact, for the past 8-years Michelle Obama has refused to enter that room and the Obama girls have also refused to enter through the gates of the dungeon wherein it is cast in stone "I did not have sex with that..." Then after Bill lied about the sex parties, well Hillary went to bat for his perversion. And Hillary's closest aid - Huma - she did the same thing time after time after time when Anthony "Weiner" used his you know what...what's in a name! So Hillary chastised Bill's victims, and that is a low blow so low that I have resigned away any interest in another Clinton in the "White House". Hillary's action or inaction set back "women's" rights many, many years backwards. OK, if she does indeed get the female vote to win her that ceremony, one day only. After the swearing in on January 20th, I hope at the podium Chief Justice Robert's hands over the...scrubbing brush, so Hillary can get to work cleaning away her husband's "cum" stains, then as a penance we need another "Impeachment". Maybe "BleachBITch" has meaning! Look, that office will never be the same and the reason Obama has another "fake" Oval Office for photo ops. Some say the doors to that "Oval Office" have been locked shut since Obama moved in, good going Barack. In fact, that cum stained office should be torn down, sent to Bill's "Presidential" library and re-erected, as that is what the Clinton legacy is all about - CUM STAINS! Please NO MORE ejaculations on my watch. And as far as Trump, good thing for condoms...

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

What Happened?


CIA Project MKUltra - Hillary

In 1955, the CIA ran a covert experiment on humans. As part of that experimenting, finding "Materials which will cause temporary/permanent brain damage and loss of memory and that which will cause mental confusion of such a type that the individual under its influence will find it not difficult to maintain a fabrication under questioning."


It must have worked....



Monday, August 29, 2016

CIA Project MKUltra - Trump

In 1955, the CIA ran a covert experiment on humans. As part of that experimenting, finding "Substances which will promote illogical thinking and impulsiveness to the point where the recipient would be discredited in public".

It must have worked....


Saturday, August 27, 2016

Skip a Rope

Today I call on the honorable governors of this great nation's states of the Union, asking that they come together in efforts to protect the Homeland - as our future is under attack! We have not a presidential candidate on either side worthy of the keys to the Oval Office, let alone the "Launch" button keys. Each and every governor must start thinking about exercising his or her state's "Rights" to make sure the next Commander-in-Chief is indeed "Qualified". No details are necessary the quandary this nation is in with respect to the present candidates NOT of choice. Neither Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump finds anywhere close the foundation nor definition of a leader "We the People" can trust or deserve. And without "Trust" can only lead this nation to ruins should we shame ourselves on November 8th, as the system of merits has crashed and burned with those before us as the only choice. Money makers do not make for honorable leaders. As governors sworn to protect, you should immediately sign an executive order that disallows your state's electors to cast any electorate vote for Hillary or Trump - regardless the outcome of the vote count. "We the People" have little power, and we cherish that "Vote" as a means to defy the tarnish of politics but when we have no other choices, we fail by our actions to "Want" to vote. It is a time for in-action our only Patriotic vice, yet we are afraid to practice abstinence and thus refrain away from casting a vote for outcasts. By mandating protection to the "Faithless Elector" through your executive authority as governors, it would then be up to the House to jury the consequence of your actions to protect. In the meantime Paul Ryan would assume the role as interim Commander-in-Chief. Because both Hillary and Trump's VP candidates have become accomplices to the same criticism, they too have no reason to be part of the next administration. Therefore, so too will the Senate find objections and will allow Orrin Hatch to take over the duties vacated by Joe Biden. I am a democrat, have many friends that keepsake conservatism, yet we remain friends and find the same disgruntlement this election cycle - even though so divided on issues, we come together this one particular scenario of concern. There are no "qualified" candidates running for the 45th. Sure this kind of retreat from precedence could be challenged as a failure of the "Electorate", but the Founding Fathers maintained such protectionism, and today the states must exercise that stand - else we fail as a nation. The system is rigged, and when the indivisible states take such control, then it means business and getting back to business. For those reading this, it is our only way out. Please contact your governor and request such action. DO NOT take NO for an answer, as when trying times are upon us, only governors can get us through such times. For those that find this move a ways and means forward, it is only a Band-Aid. Once the Congress convenes on January 6th to count the electorate vote and finds that the governors have intervened to disallow a Clinton or Trump take-over, should the contingent state's governors challenge the "Electorate", then we can move forward with a delayed election wherein ":Qualified" candidates can come forward. With Ryan and Hatch as interim, then we can maybe find a way out of this mess, as to have a Trump or Hillary at the helm can only tarnish and insult what this nation is all about. In ending, Skip a Rope...

Oh, listen to the children while they play,
Now ain't it kinda funny what the children say,
Skip a rope.

Donald hates Hillary, Hillary hates Donald,
Last night you shoulda heard the fight they had,
Gave little sister liberty another bad dream,
She woke us all up with a terrible scream.

Cheat on your taxes, don't be a fool,
Now what was that they said about a Golden Rule?
Never mind the rules, just play to win,
And hate your neighbor for the parties he's akin.

Cheat on your taxes, don't be a fool,
Now what was that they said about a Golden Rule?
Never mind the rules, just play to win,
And hate your neighbor for the parties he's akin.

Stab 'em in the back, that's the name of the game,
And Hillary and Donald are who's to blame.
Skip a rope, skip a rope,

Just listen to your children while they play,
It's really not very funny, what the children say,
Skip a rope, skip a rope.

and maybe time to Skip an Election!


Original "Skip a Rope" by Joe South

Hillary Ad


Rare Photo Op


TRUMP is...

"Ooh, what a lucky man he was". See, my most recent doctor's visit and a note for my employer on my "Health" cost me a whole lot more then what Mr. Trump doles out for a fitness report. Maybe this is another "Upper Crust Class" privilege. My journey started like this. An hour to drive to my appointment - which mind you had to be made 3-months in advance and during my work-week so I was docked for wages. Then the half-hour wait in the over-crowded like Zika room with sickness all around then another half-hour waiting in a cubby hole like room most likely filled with sickness. Finally a 15-minute visit with a person I thought was a doctor, then my ride back to work. And I felt sicker than ever! So, that physical wherein I didn't even have to laugh, I mean cough, it cost me all told $593 bucks or $3.29 a minute. See, I have good coverage which means rape the provider. Ha, ha it was until I received the bill for my deductible, the cough was now a choke hold! WTF, I am paying more today than ever before! Yes, the system is rigged, but still a NO vote for Trump along with a NEVER vote for BleachBitch. See, the FBI is good but only got a "bit" of the evidence about Hillary's cleaning of the "Private Server" and John Law admitted she used BleachBit...and the rest of the story! According to Doctor Harold "Foreskin" Bornstein, he spent only 5-minutes assessing Mr. Trump's physical state of paranoia - I mean state of health - and performed the "please cough" in Trump's limo - wow, medicine take-out! And the media is stomping on Trump for what it perceives as a rush to judgment why Mr. Trump's hair color is the same color as cesspool overflow! Now had my doctor - the person I thought was a doctor - performed my physical in a rush, low and behold it would have saved me a whole lot of looting - preventive medicine it's called. Now IMAGINE, if all MDs were like Mr. Trump's and paid by the time? So, with that said, I could have been checked out in a Uber at my office, with less sickness surrounding and not lost work wages and with my deductible it would have meant only $17 bucks out-of-pocket - for the entire visit at, drum roll please...$35 genuine green backs. And it could have been performed on my "break time". Maybe this is Trump's resolution to getting rid of ObamaCare. See, medicine likes an hour visit as part of the billing cycle, it is how it makes humongous like profits. Yes, the insurance bills for a visit, even if it takes only 5-minutes it is paying out for the entire time allocated for such a visit. So, if a smart doctor can see a patient every 5-minutes, it means a profit margin of 1200% and medical school loans are paid off in a hurry and that is why the reserved parking spots with shade at the medical offices have Mercedes' taking over. What you mean I can't park there? In all honesty, it shouldn't take so long just to get a weather check and I hate going to the MZikaD, as I always feel heavier upon leaving - as for every office visit we get a prescription for something even Latin scholars are confused to what it means. So bravo to Trump - but instead of targeting the time involved for his Dulcolax suppository prescription, what about the media going after the gusto behind the cost of this kind of "rush" medicine, as this has merit seeking out.
Doctor Foreskin: "I still don't know why Donald's hair-color is the same as cesspool overflow...but he is healthy enough to be the next Oval Office imbecile"

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Floptober Surprise

Time to analyze Hillary Clinton's "Tax Plan", as Bill & Hillary & Chelsea have made a decision, while already counting the chickens before the hatch. See, Bill has made a commitment that should this nation be blessed with his wife's presence in the same Oval Office wherein Monica made "head"-lines, well the family said it will change the way it's "Charitable Organization" works. "It's a family affair, it's a family affair, blood's thicker then mud, it's a family affair". Yes indeed, if Hillary is sworn in on January 20th next year, no more money from foreign terrorists or corrupt corporations will be allowed to fill Hillary's vanity affair. See, for year after year after year this qualified "IRS 990" organization has been nothing but a platform for Hillary's wish, to become the Commander-in-Chief. It was basically a ways and means to funnel money towards her presidential ambitions, all within the law abiding citizens requirements. Look, "Charitable" means nothing, as most of the wealthy have "990s" in efforts to scam away taxable income. Remember, it is 2016 wherein laws have Clockwork Orange like "loopholes" for the 1% that owns 76% of the wealth - still can't take it with you assholes! Yes, income inequality finds a way to shelter one's riches through the "Charitable Organization" label, and it takes a hefty income that most of us salt-of-the-earth only dream about. So take for instance that last 990 filing by the Clinton Foundation. It found global generosity in the tune of $150-Million. Wow, all that to help feed the poor and shelter the homeless - hold those teary eyed thoughts! See, of that amount of loot taken in, only $8-Million goes towards charity. A majority of the donations are used for salaries, as this Clinton network employs many executives and what appears to be free-loaders - those that enjoy a life of luxury wining and dining on someone else's dime. Look, this foundation's donors are not providing out of the goodness of their hearts to help thy fellow hungry and homeless man with wife with child! Donations are for the privilege of an insider. Now even though Chelsea is the "Boss", she does not receive a salary, but spends $millions$ on traveling, eating and enjoying that life of luxury - same with Bill. So it is a front, to promote Hillary around the world. Now when all the donations come to a screeching halt when Hillary is sworn in, what happens to all the salaries never mind any donations to help those in need? Most likely, her cohorts in shame will be given privileged "Do Nothing" jobs in the White House. So that is a tax increase for the "Middle Class" and if there isn't enough loot to  donate for the "Real" cause, I am sure Bill can find a Federal appropriations earmark to fund the piddly contributions towards that cause. When one analyzes the ratio of good to bad this organization, what is taken in as a token of "Brother can you spare a dime" to that which goes to benefit "Charity", it's a crying out loud joke! So that is the treason today the reason the Clinton's are making plans for the "Foundation", as it isn't needed anymore because if she is elected, it has performed its obligation as a "Charitable Organization" - except falls far short its intent to would be benefactors. The only benefactors are those that gave loot as ransom, the insider syndrome. This is it in a Nostradamus nutshell, the Clinton legacy. But troubling times ahead, so maybe the Clinton's best start a recount, of their spoiled eggs! There will come an August surprise, surprise, surprise. And look-out September and October. So Hillary is planning an escape, it be the medical "Trump" card wherein when the shat hits the fan and splatters on her fans, a convenient excuse to find shelter from the storm. Imagine throwing a decorated war veteran under her Bozo bus! Colin Powell is the originator of the 13-rules of leadership: #7 - "You can't make someone else's choices"...Dear Hillary, Mr. Powell did not tell you to use a "private server", please stop lying about it. But Hillary will use the medical "Get Out of Jail FREE" when push comes to shove, as a ways and means to retreat away from her controversies and Bill's covert trash affairs. And once she claims a medical condition, well it all becomes "Confidential" and into the sunset...Freedom at last, for US!

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Too Complicated To Explain?

So Bill Clinton is in the "Dog House", and his penance is to come to Hillary's defense. OK, if else No "makin whoopee" and since Bill has been banned from the "Lolita Express", well he now finds the time to defend her actions as Secretary of State. According to the 42nd in a recent interview:

He also dismissed Comey’s statement that Hillary Clinton was “extremely careless” with the emails and told the questioner that the federal government’s agency-by-agency rules for dealing with classified material is “too complicated to explain.”

Now it's the "Too Complicated To Explain" that finds fascination beyond belief. So here is the "Litmus Test" every damn person that works for the Federal government is sworn upon, this nation's largest employer, what all workers must abide by - made simple so there are NO "complications": Under 18 USC 2071 "We the People" find the following "RULE"!
18 U.S. Code § 2071 - Concealment, removal, or mutilation generally - Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States. PERIOD, PERIOD, PERIOD!

So anybody out there that finds this "Too Complicated To Understand", which on the Phineas J. Whoopee intellectual scale is graded as a 4th grade education...OK, do we really want a person in the Oval Office that has such a difficulty understanding "Simple Simon" things?



Saturday, August 13, 2016

Dear Bill Clinton

Dear Mr. William Jefferson Clinton, please amend your tax returns made public by your wife to include the gift-in-value "income" for  the 26-trips you took aboard Jeffrey Epstein's "Lolita Express" - a.k.a. the under-age whore house on high. If you paid for "makin whoopee", please do not include as income for "We the Reputable People" do not want to hear how you continue to abuse Hillary with extramarital affairs, especially if with under-age sex slaves...
Another ride, maybe no less then 26
What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess?
She feels neglected, and he's suspected
Of makin' whoopee!
Yeah, she sits alone
Most every night
He doesn't phone, he doesn't write
He says he's busy
But she says, "is he?"
He's makin' whoopee...

Friday, August 12, 2016

Money, It's a Gas!

What the Hooligan? After running an unbelievable campaign, until bitch slapped by a brat that condoms lying, Bernie Sanders finds his pursuit to happiness targeted. See the sleazy snooze media is hauling Mr. Sanders in front of the credibility mat, because he decided to spend some of his hard earned money on a lakefront home! Bernie's been in the Senate for many years, has a very handsome take home pay, so what if he wants to spend 1/2 a $million$ on a retirement home on Lake Champlain up Vermont way. So what's in your wallet? How about  a look at Mitt Romney's $10Million$ lakeside getaway at lake Winnipesaukee up New Hampshire way, purchased when he was in the same position as Bernie, a presidential contender? 1% versus the Salt of the Earth?

Mitt's $10000000 Vacation Palace

 Ted's $500000 Vacation Palace

Money, get away
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay
Money, it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team
Money, get back
I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack
Money, it's a hit
Don't give me that do goody good bullshit
I'm in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet

Money, it's a crime
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise
That they're giving none away
Away, away, way
(By Pink Floyd)

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

2016 Date Rape Update

So Hillary is campaigning with the message she will not raise taxes on the "Middle Class"! But that doesn't mean she will lower the burden of taxable income, and that is a bother and when you read between the lines, here it is. Today, with Obama's steadfast ideology to strive for "Peace" over "More WAR", this nation is spending less and far less on the "WAR Machine". Enough is being saved that it would warrant a tax break, which is deserving based on the fact the past wars have not been voted upon by Congress and it amounts to highway robbery upon the citizens. So why not a tax break, what is Hillary afraid about? OK, the best answer is the fact that William Kristol has come out to endorse Hillary which means support from the PNAC mentality. That support is based on, well more "WAR" efforts - the Hillary Clinton secret agenda. When a Bush Dysentery Dynasty commandant comes forward to throw support for a Hillary presidency, WTF Sarah Palin! Now with Trump, luckily for us we have 3 USC 15, which allows all electoral votes to be challenged, by the HOUSE. So it ain't over with, and I would wager that neither Hillary or Donald will ever enjoy that swearing in, as this nation divided deserves better...

Monday, August 8, 2016

In Memory - This Assassination

I didn't come as a shock to many, that on August 9th, 2010 the bad news made the front page news. Theodore Fulton "Ted" Stevens was dead, after a plane crash over in the Dillingham area. Yes, not a shock as Stevens had been under the political torture tourniquet, and the bleeding was fatal. To many once fans, he was no longer a "Statesmen", he was a sellout. It started in 2007, when  it was broadcast around the nation that this senior and longest sitting all-powerful republican U.S. Senator from Alaska was in trouble, as news' reels of enforcement vans filled with IRS' "Forensic" team agents along with the FBI raided his house, down in the quiet sleepy hollow town of Girdwood. Yes, hundreds of Internal agents and Hoover "Henchmen" made it look like the G-force was disrupting a terrorist plot. Following that raid, Ted was under indictment...for nothing and it was the end of his career. I was not a Ted fan by any stretch of the imagination, had spoke with him only once in person, but realized he did good for the citizens of Alaska - all walks of life included. Little known to many even today, the raid was a set-up, something that is still kept a secret. Why so? Look at what we just learned from Hillary Clinton's investigative interview with the FBI. See, there comes a time when the G-Men must take sides and perform against the grain, when it is in the best interest of the nation, which doesn't mean a law abiding outcome. That was also the case with Ted, he was set-up as a stool pigeon and when he was about to break it off in their you know what...well he was innocently assassinated. The reason the FAA never found any conclusive evidence of what went wrong 6-years ago when the plane Ted was on headed towards home - it crashed. It wasn't weather related, it wasn't mechanical, it was sabotage in efforts to silence the lamb. See, Ted was friends with Bill Allen, the pervert on-the-run. And before Bill found a taste for underage girls, he was a very successful businessman, with a namesake Alaskan company called VECO - and Bill had found riches in the Alaskan oil fields. Money wealth is always lured toward political power like a magnet, thus the friendship between Bill and Ted. Even though so common in this day and age on the political scene, such relationships, Ted was not the kind a "K Street" bandit like Tom Delay, as Ted could not be "bought & sold". He played the game, but with restrictions as the priority duty was "For the People". There existed boundaries Ted would not cross - take that back there were boundaries you didn't want to cross as the "Hulk" was not an individual to mess with! So even though the political game of thorns was apparent, with Ted there was still a very genuine ethical association with the Constitution that which would not sacrifice that "sworn" duty for favors, like we realized with Don Young and the Murkowski family dynasty - while speaking a good tune then bending over for the lobby. So what am I getting at? Well VECO had its main headquarters over on 36th, a multi-story building that had been part of the Alaskan scene for many years. And another entity rented out some space, not for lack of available and more accommodating necessities, but for reason suspiousious. It was nothing else, except an engineering firm, a coffee shop and the main auditing branch of the IRS - the latter a crowded mess with very little waiting room and a place to sit while waiting for justice just a dream. A place wherein there was "zero" privacy when one was audited, you could hear it all, others' tax problems. I had my time there, and always wondered about this arrangement at Bill's palace. Interesting, that all other Federal government entities found themselves fancy new buildings in downtown Anchorage, that is what Ted was good for, bringing home the bacon. But for some reason, the IRS had to find rental accommodations at Bill's place. And that is wherein the sabotage began in earnest honesty lost. Ironic, that today the IRS is under scrutiny for targeting "Conservative" political non-profits. Here is what went on. Bill's bimbo-broads had access to the IRS computers, through a backdoor - a true backdoor called the 1st floor service elevator. And when the IRS agents thought its books and records were secure, well on weekends the IRS audit office in Anchorage became the clearing house for the rich and powerful. Yes, tax returns under audit by the political rich were cleansed, closed and many went about their merry life of "No Taxation with Representation". Said again, I was witness to this theft, because my name coincided with a powerful Alaskan politician, and for a few thousand...yes I was bribed by the bimbos to pay a ransom and my tax problems would be forever gone. How deep this "cleansing" is not known, but that was the reason Ted's house was on the raid - to see if there was any evidence as a ways and means to pin Ted upon this scam to secretly fix the tax problems of the rich and powerful. It was fixed, and the harm has been done. We may never know the extent, as this "clearing house" was just not an Alaskan "Break-in", as  once an individual had access to the files, it was a nationwide help line, courtesy Ted's supposedly cigar smoking friend Bill. In the end, this became known to Ted, known to the G-Men, and one of those things best keep secret. One of those things hidden away for the sanctity of our sovereignty as this is one of those dilemmas that can take down a great nation. And when Ted decided to come forward after many years of disgruntlement upon close associates that had been part of this scam, many still in the political ranks, so did the assassins find a reason to mobilize. Case CLOSED - One Nation Under Guard!