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Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Zuckerberg Poll


The “Zuckerberg Poll” is probably the most sophisticated “Political Polling” instrument of our times. Secretly secluded away and administered from remote Alaska, this “Poll” designed by college students utilizes the “Brain Power” of a Cray “RED STORM” Super Computer housed at the University of Alaska - in Fairbanks. The “Zuckerberg Poll” is a predictive model that mimics sophisticated weather modeling algorithms in efforts to consume polling information from the majors, like from Gallup-Pew-Rasmussen-Quinnipiac, then proceed with number crunching in efforts to regurgitate polling numbers for the future. So NO, you won't get any annoying phone calls from Zuckerberg “pollsters”, as it relies on others doing the “dirty work”. Bravo students! Now depending on the futuristic time frame, this poll achieves an awesome TS3 average, also known by the geeks as a “Truth Serum Serious Sermon” of 99.9% - basically predicting what will occur a month in advance without error! Even though it maintains super accuracy up to several months in advance, the margin-of-error due “uncertainty” allows for limited “predictions” and to date 30-days seems to fit the modeling results without challenge. Think about what this “poll” will allow come next October, a month before the actual vote for this nation's next Commander-in-Chief? Even though it takes 5-days of calculating time for the Zuckerberg Poll to update, it can still find accuracy in predicting the future trending for political candidates. The “Poll” does not provide actual percentiles, but indices based on a “PU” factor, classified as “Per Unit” or as some collegiates like to brag about their efforts this new-age tool, “Pluribus Unum” - “Of many, ONE”. The results of the most recent re-calculations are in for the last calculation cycle, which gathered data from September 1st through the 23rd, and here is what the Zuckerberg Poll predicts for the month of October:

All GOP & DNC candidates remain “stable” in polling numbers except Hillary Clinton. By this time next month, her present day front running status of 53 craters to 25. Since the predictive model's behavior takes into account many factors, this drop is bothersome, as it could be due an unforeseen health issue or other troubles ahead for the 1st lady trying to become the real 1st lady. But the “RED STORM” is predicting something that may take Hillary out of the running. It is noted that on October 22nd Mrs. Clinton will testify before the Benghazi committee chaired by Trey Gowdy. Since the outcome of this testifying is un-predictable, one can only presume that the committee has concluded its “Witch-Hunt”!

Red Storm is a high performance parallel processing computer consisting of the “Brain Power” of 26000 PCs, or in computer language capable of 200 “Tera-flops”, which means it could generate an Excel “Spreadsheet” 5x5-miles long and “Recalculate” all cells within 1-second! The “RED STORM” utilizes an operating system called “Cougar”.

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Pious Plaintiff


Pontiff? Plaintiff? So I listened to Pope Francis' “Congressional Report Card” speech, in Italian-broken-Latin as it brought back memories of my youth when the Roman Catholic nuns would beat the shat out of us because we wanted “English Only”. Anyway, two things of interest came from that “Pious” speech allowed in the House & Senate chambers. Sembra I'odore di un Netanyahu di puzzola, quello che c'e qua”. And as translated in “English”: This place reeks the lingering odor of a Benjamin Netanyahu “skunk”. And several times during this historic debut before the “Do Nothing Congress”, the Pope insisted on fare guerra, la lotta contro la davisutoita organizzata”. Yes, as interpreted a time to engage in a FatWar against religious freaks like Kim Davis! Now these words of wisdom speak wisely and we should listen up! Sure “Our Congress” will never be the same ever since Netanyahu was allowed to defecate on our sovereignty, so that rotten odor of a skunk-in-heat will be a forever stain the Halls of Congress. Yes, John Boehner should have been held in contempt of the U.S. Constitution when he sent out such an invite, an invite for a murderer to “OUR” precious chambers no more! But Congress, well it gives not a rat's ass so invites rats to dish out more political disease. And now that Kim Davis has tested the waters to see just how far the Fedreal will go to circumvent a “religious excuse”, well Francis is reading the writing on the wall here in America, as precedence has been set that Uncle Sam has no qualms sending individuals to prison if they violate the “equality clause” in the Constitution based on religious beliefs. Bravo, bravo...as it is about time the “Constitution” fought back the gains that religious zealots have fashioned and promoted with their own personal desires as “God Like” upon our “Freedoms”! I praise Fedreal Judge Bunning, as it was getting too close for comfort this take-over by snake-oil ministers bent on banning all equality beyond the “White in their Eyes”! See, the separation between “state & church” has been purposely eroded by the pulpit, from all denominations as a means to try and take over “government” for religious reasons not inherently fit for a democratic society. It is the greatest of threats and nothing shy a “Silent WAR” upon our “Constitution”. We cannot have it both ways, as government interferes with religious beliefs and religious beliefs interfere with government. It is that simple, you don't mix some things as the end result can be disastrous. And here is my take on “Church”. First and foremost, the “Bible” is a weather beaten instrument, smells of mold and should be destroyed as it no longer serves any useful purpose. It does not fit “Modern Man” by any stretch of the imagination. Look, we continue to re-write the “Book of Science” based on discoveries made possible through the modern thought process. And look at what that has provided for mankind – miracles Salomon! Religion is no damn different, as the “thought” process changes over time, as we are humans and over time see things differently – it's called evolution and the way the Creator intended! And secondly, religious freedom is about the only “Privacy Right” that is talked about in “Our Constitution”. And it means this, “Privacy and Freedom of Religion” in one's home, not in public, not by gathering in a “Tax-Free” church...that, well smells like the House after it was attacked by zealots. Religion should be a stay-at-home act of contrition not contradiction, as in the end it will be the only safe haven our individual beliefs in a “Creator” maintains some semblance of “Freedom”. If we left each morning our “chapels” - our homes – with the realization that is where the separation begins, we would find a society better, instead of this “Goon God” many think can be turned on every Sunday at worship while ministers fashion hate upon our brothers & sisters different. Yes, it is hate from the pulpit and the same thing that Ynet & Kimbosis contribute to society with their lunacy, and every day that “Church” gets closer to that “Foundation” that defines our “Constitutional” fortitude, one day we may wake-up and be confronted by... crusader like death squads killing our LGBT community, as this was also once a practice found in that “Bible”! Wake up humans, as it is time to re-think what was thought about way too long ago – God created “man & woman” out of “LOVE”, not hatred and the “Bible” of most denominations are just a fancy form of a “Fatwa” upon “PEACE”. Give the latter a chance, what's wrong with that? Honestly, for those that believe in any “GOD”, try leaving your beliefs at home instead of a sacrilegious “take-out” agenda and when in the security of that home, then preach your beliefs and realize what that “Constitution” provides as a safe haven one's religious “Freedoms”. But when you hear that door close when leaving that home, realize that the “separation” is all too important upon the survival of “OUR” Constitution. And now that we see the Fedreal beginning to realize a “Separation” is paramount this nation's survival, best we help fortify that “ZONE”, else enjoy incarceration! The “CONSTITUTION” at work...and if it comes to “WAR” between that “Constitution” single and the numerous “Bibles”, don't count on a “Bill of Rights” crucifixion. Yet be assured that upon retreat one's insurrection, your home will still be that safe haven your religious beliefs as the “Constution” knows all about “Separation” and when to defend and when to admire!

Boehner's Boner


Why are we so secretive? Take that back, why is Johnny “Boy” Boehner's retreating from the House of ill-Repute being handled as if it were his plan, to finally say goodbye to his steadfast obligation to make sure “Congress” does nothing – under his watch during the Obama presidency? But here is the inside scoop. Boehner was under “Secretive Investigation” with respect to a violation of the “Logan Act” promulgated when he invited Benjamin Netanyahu to speak before the Congress in March. We have laws, that date back to when the originators of the “Constitution” tried to put in place a mighty foundation - with some semblance of control - that covered all malfeasances that could be demonstrated by a sitting government official. And when “Netanyahu” was invited by Mr. Boner in efforts to use the “House Chambers” as a ways to deny and defy “Democracy”, well that broke the law. So the White House was bombarded with cries to try this treasonous act of omission. See, some Americans still believe in action, an “Ask Not but Ask What” sentiment to demonstrate “We the People Care”! Yes indeed, well over a “MILLION” citizens forged a petition to have the Obama administration look into not “if”, but how destructive was Boehner's approach. See, he did this without Obama's permission, intentionally broke the “LAW”. So in the end, it is all “politics”. We very seldom see “King Ranking” officials indicted, as that would mean an official would be fired and loose that retirement benefit. And imagine if we did promote Logan's “Do the Crime, Do the Time” when politicians demonstrate they give not a rat's ass about “Laws”, imagine if we did promote follow-through the laws already enacted and thus convicted those guilty and as an end result the perpetrators ended up as “homeless baggers”? “Hey, there's John looking for a handout”! That would be an embarrassment to our heritage, so instead any malfeasance is used as a bargaining chip, and Boehner was given the ultimatum - leave peacefully and retire with that lucrative U.S. Taxpayer supported endowment and in doing so peacefully allowed to, well go away in “good standing” so a “Lobby Hobby” job is the next life. Look, Obama is not too mess with, he is probably the best “Commander-in-Chief” of time gone bye, given the fact he was handed over a ruined “nation” back in January of 2009 - following George Bush's “Apocalypse Now” retirement party. So Obama is using his stroke in the final inning, to make sure this nation remains confident that obstructionism is rewarded with, well a slap in the face but makes a better nation for the next generation. Said again, we don't see for clear what goes on behind the scenes, yet this is one that sounds of “retaliation” and a victory for “AMERICA”! Well done Mr. Obama, we salute.....He's a “WACKO”, I am talking the “Tin Man”! Ted Cruz is demonstrating so far to the right that breaking the “Logan Act” appears about the only thing our “Do Nothing Congress” applies itself with success. Yes Tin Man is calling for the assassination of the Ayatollah and voiced such when at the podium during the Kim Davis “NO VALUE” Voters summit: “If the ayatollah doesn’t understand that, we may have to help introduce him to the 72 virgins.” OK, but this is a direct interference crime-scene case, as it could promote “Harm” against America as it is a call for an assassination, that's you & I in the cross-hairs and it's during the Iran nuclear dealings. It violates the “Intent of Congress”, to allow the “Commander-in-Chief” to protect this nation's best interest findings. And Cruz thinks that Boehner's exit is due a love affair with Pelosi? According to the man without a brain, heart or courage – the trio-fecta Wicked Witch of Oz's offsprings - I will say, the early reports are discouraging...if it is correct that the speaker, before he resigns, has cut a deal with Nancy Pelosi to fund the Obama administration for the rest of its tenure, to fund Obamacare, to fund executive amnesty, to fund Planned Parenthood, to fund implementation of this Iran deal — and then, presumably, to land in a cushy K Street job after joining with the Democrats to implement all of President Obama’s priorities, that is not the behavior one would expect of a Republican speaker of the House.” Look, at least Boehner is going away, but Cruz, a bonafide “Law Breaker” behind the protection of religion. Oh my god, please Sarah Palin, come to our rescue.

Logan Act
The Logan Act(18 U.S.C. §953, enacted January 30,1799) is a United States fedreal law that forbids unauthorized citizens from undermining the government's position.

 Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo”

Friday, September 25, 2015

NOTICE: VW Owners


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Thursday, September 24, 2015

White Trash Award

Not only did Alaska bring home the award with a glamorous title for the highest altitude “Public Crapper” on this earth, but it appears the 49er has distinguished itself in the honors of “White Trash”! I am talking the “Billy Brown Family”, those idiots that perpetrate a crime spree in efforts to keep their “Reality TV” show in the ratings – as Americans seem to enjoy watching “criminals” at work from the comforts of their living rooms – ant-piss Budweiser in one hand, loaded weapon in the other. At least that keeps the addicted viewers pee-occupied away from sex, as we sure don't want anymore off-springs that un-distinguished DNA! Sidebar: Kim Davis is a “RETARD! Anyway, just the other day the entire “Brownian Bowel Motion” went caught red-handed again, by falsifying the “personal use” application for a sport fishing license. See, for some reason the family's “innocent until proven guilty” plea is buying them time outside the bars of “Felonyville” for PFD fraud and with “Freedom” still, they are continuing to break the law. In the world of “Reality TV”, crime does indeed “pay”! It must be in the Hollywood “script”, a call for “Dishonesty”. Honestly, I hope that show wins an “Emmy Enema” and the entire family shows up for the celebrity event – imagine Ham-Ram and Dick Cloud on the “Red Carpet” with Clint Eastwood. Now wait just a darn minute! They live in the “deep dark bush” according to the broadcast, so wherein hell did the cops come from to catch them in the act of defecating on our wilderness? Damn, looks like a well maintained road right to their front door. And are those electric wires overhead that backyard? Damn, looks like a Dish TV hanging on the side of their sugar-shack and a garbage heap with a bunch of pizza take-outs. So here is what goes down, as the entire family will be behind bars come the “Trial” for PFD fraud...right after Christmas! Because of the families celebrity, justice gets a sobriety quiet time. Hey, did they apply this year for that $2072 bonanza, wouldn't that be the “Litmus Test”? But this is the “trash” attraction that sells, pre-meditated “crap” and the reason Palin's “Reality” didn't make it - as she was honest on episode “UNO” that she didn't know how to hunt and the ratings tanked and Ted Nugent then transvestited himself to take over. With Sarah it was time to quit as honesty doesn't sell “Reality”, and elderly people that have been sucker-punched into believing this stuff aired is “True Alaskan”, well they should file a class-action lawsuit against the advertisers - as it is not free speech but free sabotage of our intelligence. OK, we are free to choose what we...but “White Trash” pollutes. Highest altitude “Public Crapper”? Yes indeed, because “them thar hills” around the Ruth Glacier Amphitheater are covered with human shit because Denial climbers think their shit don't stink and with that sentiment that frozen turds don't run downhill, well Uncle Sam had to deploy a high-altitude latrine – courtesy the U.S. Taxpayers. In fact, it was a slap-in-the-face sacrilege upon the Native Alaskans to re-name the tallest mountain “Denali”, as the “Great One” is a heap of frozen shit! The “crap” littered around the mountain's base-camp, well it is no different then what the “Brown Family” gets away with, shit here, shit there, shit everywhere as nobody that gives a Bush Rat's ass is watching! Look, dogs have better manners then most of those climbers, so maybe it is altitude sickness. Or “culpable mental state” no different then what we see coming from the assholes of the Brown Family, no excuse accept the fact they have an audience that seems to like watching our wilderness heritage get “Trashed”. Here is my take on the entire “Brown Family” crime scene totaling 60-felony convictions – or in jail time, life without parole! Don't waste the intellect of a jury, don't waste the time and efforts of the justice system in efforts to prove that a crime was committed, which may lead to jail time and we are the ones that suffer, as we must pay for the incarceration. Instead, make the Brown Family admit they committed a crime on national TV, that they mislead the “We the 49ers” and pay back what was stolen from the citizens of Alaska through that “Fraud” along with televised “Community Service” broadcasting the entire family picking up that mountain “crap”! Then when the couch potatoes realize this is a family of primal perverts, then maybe they will look outside and realize for once, well the reason people shit on society!


Bumper Crop


Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Pious Pope?


No closer to the Creator then Hitler....


When I was young and they packed me off to school
and taught me how not to play the game,
I didn't mind if they groomed me for success,
or if they said that I was a fool.
So I left there in the morning
with their God tucked underneath my arm --
their half-assed smiles and the book of rules.
So I asked this God a question
and by way of firm reply,
He said -- I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
So to my old headmaster (and to anyone who cares):
before I'm through I'd like to say my prayers --
I don't believe you:
you had the whole damn thing all wrong --
He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
Well you can excomunicate me on my way to Sunday school
and have all the bishops harmonize these lines --
how do you dare tell me that I'm my Father's son
when that was just an accident of Birth.
I'd rather look around me -- compose a better song
`cos that's the honest measure of my worth.
In your pomp and all your glory you're a poorer man than me,
as you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
I don't believe you:
you had the whole damn thing all wrong --
He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
- Tull

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Give Alice a Break

It is time to give Hillary Clinton a 1/10th break, with her “TRUST ME”. See, in May she said she would not “Go Negative” on Bernie Sanders. And just yesterday the Clinton camp unleashed the “Correct the Record” hounds on Bernie, because he was gaining in the polls. So, according to Mr. Whoopee and his 3DBB, Hillary's honesty rating can last, well 1/10th of the time. Presidential material?

 "TRUST ME"

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said;
Feed your head
Feed your head

Go ask Alice
I think she'll know
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know
- Airplane

Criminalmania


The Hillary Clinton camp has hired actress Emily Blunt to consult the one-time presedential front-runner - now honeslty tanking in the polls due dishonesty - on “citizenship” questions, in preparation for the upcoming DNC candidates debate...or was it for an introductory offer when Hillary appears before the Congress, with respect to her Benghazi “lia me” subonea? According to the Brittish actor: “I became an American citizen recently, and that night I thought, this was a terrible mistake. What have I done?” And Jeb Bush thinks the $10 “E pluribus unum” should have the mugshot of Margaret Thatcher? No wonder Trump is “Trumping” the race. In all honesty, are there “We the People” that want to replace “Hamilton”? OK, here is my take. Sure we can mugshot the Brittish Madame, as long as the Blokes re-issue their £10 with “Sarah Palin” and replace “I Promise” with “I GOTCHA”!

England's not the mythical land of Madame George and roses
It's the home of police who kill black boys on mopeds
And I love my boy and that's why I'm leaving
I don't want him to be aware that there's
Any such thing as grieving
- Sinead

Monday, September 14, 2015

VOLUNTEERS for BERNIE



Look what's happening out in the streets
Got a revolution, got to revolution
Hey, I'm dancing down the streets
Got a revolution, got to revolution
Ain't it amazing all the people I meet?
Got a revolution, got to revolution
One generation got old
One generation got soul
This generation got no destination to hold
Pick up the cry
Hey, now it's time for you and me
Got a revolution, got to revolution
Come on, now we're marching to the sea
Got a revolution, got to revolution
Who will take it from you?
We will and who are we?
We are volunteers of America
Volunteers of America
Volunteers of America
Volunteers of America
Got a revolution
Whoa, got a revolution
Look what's happening out in the streets
Got a revolution, got to revolution
Hey, I'm dancing down the streets
Got a revolution, got to revolution
Ain't it amazing all the people I meet?
Got a revolution
We are volunteers of America
We are volunteers of America
We are volunteers of America
Volunteers of America
Volunteers of America
Volunteers of America

Pigslide Procession


I always held some respect for Elijah Cummings, but this long hot summer has made me find a change of heart his once like character Martin Luther King charisma. Sad that I should feel this way, but the facts are not fiction. OK, so his main objective is to protect the DNC front runner, and so unfair and unfortunate for Elijah, as that means protecting Hillary Clinton's White House fantasy. But the scorecard fascinates what is going on in Clinton's struggle to maintain keeping a straight...well look at that “face”! Thanks Donald! Even today with all the struggles facing the American Dream reality, Hillary's “On the Road Again” facial expressions show little evidence of sincerity or honesty, with that smirk like smile coming from...well she is no longer the front runner and it appears that Bernie Sanders is ahead in the race through reputation alone. Bernie is a proclaimed “Socialist Democrat”, and pulling ahead of Hillary for the 2016 challenge? Maybe cause for concern is that Hillary Clinton's “Trust Me” expression, well it worn out its welcome a long time ago and retirement would have been best for the Clintons, instead of a horror show extravaganza that was deployed from the Clinton camp with “I'm Running”. Maybe she meant from the “Lawman”. Hillary has also conveniently changed her rhyme and reason over the “Private Server” follies, the excuses that fit her unseaworthiness rating of 61% - a random sample of registered democrats! Egad Elijah, there has come a shell-shock shot across the bow! So, it appears Hillary is going down for the count and also taking down “Great Men” once of honor, and it won't end with Elijah as I fear that attack may find Barack Obama also a victim. It will be sad, the possibility that towards the end of a brilliant presidency Hillary Clinton will maintain her “Not Guilty” pose and take down Obama, take down the legacy of a great statesmen. We don't deserve this, but that is what I fear most, retribution fallout. Remember, Hillary is Bill's “Stand By Your Man”, and he was impeached by this “Union” so the family, well the trio of Bill & Hillary & Chelsea seem to hold these truths to be self-evident” that they give not a rat's ass about America! So come October 22nd – the day of reckoning wherein Hillary herself will invoke her 5th Amendment Right by not telling the truth before the Benghazi Congress - maybe by then Elijah's trust relationship will have wanned and we will see justice served and the Constitution prevail. So what's my point? Americans deserve the “Truth”. Not just American spirited democrats, but across the isle we need to seek and harness the truth in this matter, else we are even more divided and, well that division can only weaken that “Constitution” and chastise this “Union”. But the scorecard reveals times will be tough for Hillary, and if image was not what it is all about for the Clintons, she would have already resigned her presidential fantasy. Just yesterday, the Justice Department deemed it reasonable and within the law for Hillary to erase any non-government e-mails from the private server used while in the capacity of Secretary of State, basically giving privacy protection to Hillary for “personal data” that didn't involve any definition under “Custodian” with respect to government records. I am OK with that privilege, as every citizen should enjoy some semblance of “privacy”, as long as that privilege under the “Constitution” doesn't interfere with what should be considered “Public Records” for reasons of government transparency. We as Americans have the 1st and 2nd Amendment Rights for protection, and along with that is the Freedom of Information Act – without the latter tool, we would have communism! So the fact that Hillary may have demonstrated a willingness to violate the “Act” by destroying government documents – well it borders on treason and espionage – but we will never see any thing close that involvement, yet there exists substitute enforcements to challenge what really went on in  the Chappaqua dungeon! So when Hillary's “Servant” invoked the 5th on the same day that the lawman gave Hillary permission to erase stuff not of public interest, well things are starting to tighten up and reveal what may be devastating evidence of a cover-up. Taking the 5th is serious business, what you see on TV does not come close to exposing what it means to exercise this “Right”. Then Hillary's servant maintained through his attorney of record that it was an embarrassment for Mr. Pigliano to appear for the Congressional committee to actually invoke his keep silent privilege? What kind of patsy is this guy? Well, seems intimidated by simple due process and if he was working for Bill & Hillary, well intimidation is sad to the side effects it can have on human reasonableness and self inflicted responsibility. NO, don't do as they say...It means this guy may have been powerless and followed every command that came from the Clinton camp, it is that simple. Look, “Great Men” have come before the Congress, not with some sad-ass excuse but with “pride” in invoking that privilege to protect oneself against self-incrimination. In this case, well I am lost for words when justice seems to be prevailing, as the Benghazi committee seems to be getting to the bottom of what went on and placing heavy emphasis on the “Server” - as the mouth-piece of what actually went on during Hillary's time at the Department of State. She was campaigning! And today we heard that the evidence may still be intact, that the “server” data once thought to have been erased may have been rescued! So why is the “Server” so important this issue? Well it is well known that the “Server” was supposedly wiped clean, and at the beginning of this “Hot Town Summer in the City” campaigning, Hillary used it as a comic relief ice-breaking moment when out on the trail-of-tears, mocking the “wiping” with a cloth to her brow, hot summer's day relief. Sure the crowds were pleased and laughed away with disrespect what Congress is performing as part of its duty, buy why for as it is not a laughing matter, as there are rules and regulations that were in effect to protect America from this kind of flamboyant and lackadaisical attitude. When Hillary added to her earlier excuses that she destroyed nothing - remember now she is a “perfect wife” - government stuff that was “confidential at the time”, she sounded out just like Bill when he came before the “Citizenry” and cowardly excused his relationship with Monica: “I did not have sex with that women”, as a “hum-dinner” was outside of Bill's definition of “Sex”. And likewise, it appears Hillary is also using a lame excuse, for what appears to be pre-meditated excuses after-the-fact. It worked for Bill, so it appears Hillary continues to receive coaching from spousal abuser Saint Bill. So in Simple Simon math, Hillary's “server” has pleaded the 5th – most likely due the fact he was the person tasked with “wiping” the disk clean – not just erasing Hillary's personal data, but a clean sweep of all data bits and any fragments of the imagination. But being an “amateur”, he didn't realize how to perform the task without error. Erasing e-mails still leaves a data-bit trail, so we have the evidence that will either exonerate Hillary, or send her dreams to the Clinton "Darkest-Day" Closet. And one must also realize that pleading the 5th Amendment Right covers capital or "infamous crimes”, and the latter is defined as felony time wherein the penitentiary home-bounds an individual for time over a year. So why would an individual affiliated with Hillary as a “Servant” invoke such if there was nothing done wrong? Because, documents have been destroyed, or an attempt was made to fulfill that obligation - it is that simple. And since it was such a close-knit posse, well who gave the command to make sure the “Server” was sanitized? It was either Bill, Hillary maybe Chelsea as it wouldn't surprise me if Mr. & Mrs. found it convenient to throw daughter dearest under that out-of-control Bozo Nose Bus. So herein is where the problem for the Clinton clan rests its case, well infamous it is. According to “Public Law” in effect today: Any custodian of a public record who "willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys (any record) shall be fined not more than $2,000 or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States. Of record, Hillary was the chief “Record Custodian” all documents before the Department of State – as part of her sworn to oath duty. So the fact that a violation of this “Law” can demand time in a penitentiary, well that is the reason Mr. Pigliano invoked the “Loose Lips Sinks Ships” doctrine – a run-for-cover attempt. Since he was on the State Deportment payroll, and moon-lighting for Bill & Hillary, well he cannot dodge the fact by claiming he didn't understand the law. And since Hillary was under oath, she has no excuse either. Said again this is a simple case. If Mr. Server did indeed “destroy” government information, then he will do time, but is most likely looking for a flea bargain basement plea bargain – the reason any immunity possibility has been turned over to the FBI, through Trey Gowdy who heads up the Benghazi. See, it is not a witchcraft-hunt with this committee, as Elijah has eluded upon, it is serious business. But for those democrats who are stuck on image over true democracy, well they have waited a lifetime for Hillary to run for the presidency, and with what is going on and turning their “I Have a Wet Dream” to an infamous crime scene, well I am sure October 22nd is one day Hillary hopes never survives....IMAGINE, waking up on October 23rd with the realization that, well Hillary was “disqualified from holding any office under the United States a True Justice SERVVER!

But you’re gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You’re gonna have to serve somebody
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody -
Dylan




Sunday, September 13, 2015

Revolutionaries


Bernie Sanders: His gift, “POLITICAL REVOLUTION”!

Friday, September 11, 2015

"We Hold These Truths..."


United States Department of Justice
Attorney General Loretta E. Lynch

Dear Honorable Loretta E. Lynch;

As the United States' chief Attorney General with jurisdictional oversight and a “mission statement” to To enforce the law and defend the interests of the United States according to the law; to ensure public safety against threats foreign and domestic; to provide federal leadership in preventing and controlling crime; to seek just punishment for those guilty of unlawful behavior; and to ensure fair and impartial administration of justice for all Americans” along with “Statutory Authority” under the Judiciary Act of 1789, I am requesting a serious consideration the following matter. I am corresponding with you today in efforts for the United States Department of Justice to undertake and conduct an investigation with respect to a possible violation of 18 U.S.C. 2071. There appears enough evidence that Hillary Rodham Clinton when acting in the capacity of Secretary of State from 2009 through 2013 and during an exit from that appointed position may have violated the letter of the law found under 18 U.S.C., specifically: Any custodian of a public record who "willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys (any record) shall be fined not more than $2,000 or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States. I am not asking for the Department of Justice to evaluate and hold Hillary Rodham Clinton in contempt this law instigating an action on a “criminal basis”, but the fact she was the “Custodian of Record” and records may have been “willfully and unlawfully concealed, removed, mutilated, obliterated, falsified, or destroyed (any record)”, this appears to be enough for the Attorney General to make a ruling that Hillary Rodham Clinton is guilty of “unlawful behavior” with respect to violation of the “Public Law”. Finding that indeed 18 U.S.C. was violated, not by mistake but purposely ignored and with that Hillary Rodham Clinton must suffer the consequences and is thus disqualified from holding any future office under the United States. This be a simple case under thatPublic Law” doctrine and I hope that the Department of Justice can streamline my request before the election cycle gets into full swing. If the Department of Justice finds that Hillary Rodham Clinton did indeed violate the law with respect to 18 U.S.C 2071 and is so disqualified, then it is best for this nation to face that fact earlier then later in efforts to not frustrate the election cycle. This action is indeed necessary under the “defend the interests of the United States” clause. We together as a “Great Nation” continue to hold these truths to be self-evident” and would not find any comfort if after the fact the government(either through the various law abiding authorities including Congress) found Hillary Clinton in contempt of the law, as to deal with a violation the law of the land a person so sworn into office could reach a nasty disposition. Fact of the matter, the evidence is convincing that Hillary Rodham Clinton did violate the intent of the law and must be held accountable. Respectfully submitted this 11th day of September, 2015 in efforts to prove one “man and or woman” can still make a difference. Please help in such efforts to protect and defend our interests. Thanks...

Spam MaGee
e-mail: storylineonline@gci.net


Thursday, September 10, 2015

Send in the Clowns


Hillary Clinton on Secretary of State: “Obama said I want you to be my secretary of state. And I said, Oh, no, you don't. I said, Oh, please, there's so many other people who could do this, it will be a CIRCUS if I take this job"

On January 21, 2009 Hillary Rodham Clinton was sworn in as Secretary of the Department of State: “I, Hillary Rodham Clinton, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.”

Not once, but Hillary recited the “Oath” twice, again on February 3rd in front of Joe Biden. And according to those that “break the oath”, as the use of a private server is “evasion” as so defined in that “Oath”, Hillary can no longer hold any office under the United States. There is nothing criminal her actions or inactions, just the fact that she broke the “Oath” and with that suffers the consequences of never again holding a public office as outlined in the following “Public Law” doctrine:

18 U.S.C.: §2071 - Any custodian of a public record who "willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys (any record) shall be fined not more than $2,000 or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States."


Enough said.....


Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Merry Go 'Round


Here we go again, more scientific “Merry Go 'Rounding"! So scientists - a.k.a. two-armed leeches - continue to make a career from Fedreal funding to study the effects of Alaskan oil on juvenile fish in PWS – well some have almost made it through retirement performing this blood sucking ritual. What did you do for a living? Nothing...Look, oil kills, I learned that while working for “Big Oil” in Alaska and the main reason we did everything possible to make sure the Joe Hazelwoods stayed row boat captains instead of gaining control the helm of mighty ships. OK, Joe was asleep at the wheel when his tanker ran “Hard Aground” on Bligh Reef back in 89. But some 26-years after Joe finished his “Community Service” for spilling a boat-load of BETX - a toxic concoction called “Crude Oil” - some scientists are still trying to prove the point that it was “North Slope” oil that killed off the herring population, which is the food chain for many other fish and mammals. I lived in Valdez when rumors started floating around about the herring crash, a year before Joe hit the reef. And a few of us “in-the-know” understand the “possible” reason why the herring population started to die off – it's called “NORM”. No not the guy from Cheers, but the nickname for “Naturally Occurring Radioactive Matter”, an out-of-sight out-of-mind byproduct of oil exploitation. During the “heyday” when oil was streaming down the mountain slopes from the North Slope at 2-million barrels a day, some of that stuff reaching the Alyeska Pipeline Terminal was water laced with radioactive constituents, stuff that finds no regulations even today. Why? For the most part it is found around oil development in minute concentrations, but when you have a gigantic pipeline that once found a way to make money by shipping water, there comes “fallout”. See, the oil meters up north were stiffed to recognize a portion of that water as “oil” - ch-ching! When it arrived in Valdez, well that water was neutralized according to the EPA rules & regulations in the BWT facility then discharged into the Valdez Bay of Prince William Sound. Gone was the majority of cancer causing BETX – benzene with ethylene with toluene & xylene - maybe trace amounts that would evaporate before long and find no adverse effects on the juvenile herring that found safe haven in the “Sound” away from killer whale clans. But when that “NORM” water mixed with the brackish water, the radioactive nuclides went released, and that is why herring and halibut started showing signs of tumors. And within a few years after the “water rush” the herring population was crashing, but nobody knew why. It was like swimming through an X-ray machine. Of course that is why the EXXON Valdez was sent on a controlled “crash course”, just ask Charles Hamel, as he may have been behind the crash – in efforts to save his ass as he was trying to break into the lucrative “water” transportation business. Yes, water was making $millions$ for “Big Oil”, so Hamel – who was an oil broker by trade – wanted in on the action. When “Big Oil” discovered on its own the effects of NORM because we were finding double-headed octopuses around the BWT outfall, it was about to come clean with the evidence and had already begun making sure “water” was no longer shipped south from Prudhoe Bay. But that message public would have sent Hamel's escapades into legal limbo – so his only recourse was of course to find disgruntled individuals to sabotage the EXXON Valdez, and on March 24 we learned that Hamel was successful. May he rest in peace, so maybe it is time enough gone by for the “TRUTH”. But we can't stand the “TRUTH” and even with all the evidence I have that points a finger to “Al” as the navigator saboteur, imagine if evidence surfaced that tried to exonerate EXXON over Hamel, the “Environmental Gadfly”? And until such time the truth finds recognition and not a “conspiracy” theory, we will find the scientific community taking advantage of the deep pockets and we will never find the “Truth” of how and why Joe's tanker ran “Hard Aground” on Bligh Reef some 26-years ago. Yet lets continue to blame EXXON, for stuff that happened before...

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Hillary Release


Hillary Clinton today released her new album, "I'm Sorry" on Patsy Cline's birthday. This “On the Road” recording includes redacted releases of songs made famous by Cline and others - like "I'm Sorry" and "Stand by Your Man". Also, familiar tunes with word-smithing includes “I'm Crazy”, “Stalk'n After Midnight”, “Wet Dreams” and “Back in Bill's Arms”.


I'm sorry, so sorry
That I was such a fool
I didn't know
A server could be so cruel
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh-oh
Oh, yes

You tell me mistakes
Are part of staying with Bill
But that don't right
The wrong that's been done

[Spoken:]
(I'm sorry) I'm sorry
(So sorry) So sorry
Please accept my apology
But politics is blind
And I was to blind to see
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh-oh
Oh, yes

You tell me mistakes
Are part of being Bill's servant
But that don't right
The wrong that's been done
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh-oh
Oh, yes

I'm sorry, so sorry
Please accept my apology
But I was blind
Too blind to see

She's Got You


Happy Birthday. Patsy Cline!

 Patsy Cline and “She's Got You”
(portrait by Pierre Bonnard)

Monday, September 7, 2015

LABOR Day Heroes


The crops are all in and the peaches are rotting
The oranges are filed in their creosote dumps
They're flying 'em back to the Mexico border
To take all their money to wade back again
Goodbye to my Juan, farewell Roselita
Adios mes amigos, Jesus e Maria
You won't have a name when you ride the big airplane
All they will call you will be deportees
My father's own father, he waded that river
They took all the money he made in his life
It's six hundred miles to the Mexico border
And they chased them like rustlers, like outlaws, like thieves
The skyplane caught fire over Los Gatos Canyon
The great ball of fire it shook all our hills
Who are these dear friends who are falling like dry leaves?
Radio said, "They are just deportees"
Is this the best way we can grow our big orchards?
Is this the best way we can raise our good crops?
To fall like dry leaves and rot on out topsoil
And be known by no names except "deportees"

Thanks to Woody Guthrie

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Give Me Ra!

 
Witchi-tie-to gimee rah
Whoa rah neeko whoa rah neeko
Hey ney hey ney no way

Jin "Pings" Alaska


An armada of Chinese war ships hounded the Bearing Sea coast of Alaska during President Obama's visit. Since most of Alaska's "air space" and intentionally claimed waters went restricted during the visit, very few pictures of Xi Jinping's fleet have been made available to the public. This is a rare photograph of one of the vessels that came very close to shore, as it is an Amphibious Assault Vessel and pictures made available through the HRC server that filters out any "Classified" restrictions to government documents.

Rare HRCS "photo-shot" of Chinese AAV off coast of Alaska during President Obama's recent visit.