Books & Writings by S. Pam McGee

Alaska Short Stack Stories, Series I, II, & III ~ Alaska's Deadliest Sin-Drill Baby Drill ~ Alaskan Company Man ~ Eklutna Lake Worrier ~ From the Fifth Floor ~ Hannah Cove ~ My Journey to Landes House ~ Poemetrics ~ Quinn the "Tanik" Eskimo ~ S.O.S. from Beaver Lake ~ The Teachings of the Swamp Fox ~ Trans-Alaska-Pipeline Funny Stories ~ Spirit Dog & the Ghost Wind(2015)

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Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Ted Stevens Assassination


I have spent that last several years rummaging through crypt after crypt of information that probably finds enough puzzle pieces to formulate what some would say sounds in conspiracy, but aside from that pesky consideration a complete picture that could prove something of interstate importance. That United States Senator from Alaska Theodore Fulton “Uncle Ted” Stevens was assassinated. Ted had a very honorable political career that spanned over 6-decades and with that time experience, probably the most powerful member of congress ever, yes ever and will never be repeated again in history. Why not? Because that power brokering came from controlling the purse strings – and today with appropriations funding having stricter control, no one individual under oath of the Constitution will ever assume or consume such power – as did Ted Stevens. Chalk up the honors. Longest sitting Republican U.S. Senator. Many times acting as President Pro Tempore and gaining “emeritus status” amongst Congressional colleagues as 3rd in line, in-case a Presidential successor was needed due unforeseen circumstances. Ted put Alaska on the “map” and today the 49er is the wealthiest state of the Union, with over $50-BILLION in “Reserve”. While oil revenue bucks filled the state coffers, so did Federal bucks contribute to such wealth hoarding. When many other states found happiness with 50-cents per head of household in “appropriations” secured by its delegation, Alaska realized sometimes up to $3 – yes one hell of a windfall. According to some, Ted’s generosity created more millionaires and some billionaires – those that knew how to take advantage of the situation, basically taking advantage of Ted. Something he despised yet believed individuals make their own beds! Said again, a very powerful man that knew his way around the beltway like, well it scared many newcomers to Congress. So in the end, when this nation let a “Great Statesmen” down with a trumped up charge that didn’t really amount to anything worthwhile to waste Taxpayers’ money to investigate, was Ted so frustrated that depression was promoting him to “spill the beans”? That appears to be what was about to go down, and that would have taken down many very powerful individuals, both in the private sector and head-roll a few followers with a political affiliation. When Ted’s hamlet in Girdwood was surrounded by men and women in uniform and “carrying”, ever wonder why there were so many IRS agents involved? Ted knew something, and following the loss of his senate seat due his indictment, it would be only a matter of time wherein the turmoil would break him. His friends became his enemy, and in the end due their thirst for wealth and power and the fact of the matter the way the latter was secured, silencing Ted was paramount to “keeping” what Ted knew concealed. The plane crash that killed Ted has never been resolved. But when one sets out to see if there is a story to tell, wow, it sure appears that somebody in a high and powerful place wanted the evidence, well “killed”. Said again, Ted was an “Honorable” man, and evidence brought forward by this “statesmen” could have indicted his so-called friends - possibly including Don Young. They let him down over the years, and he was about to tell his story. Alaskan’s owe it to Ted to get this story front and center of attention, just to show how many will use their positions of power and wealth to screw over a loyal American. Look for a documentary that reveals what could be construed as a conspiracy, but for those that honored “Uncle Ted”, well the puzzle pieces are just too damn “connecting and convincing”! Ted was ASSASSINATED!

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Standing with Barack


It is a SAD “State of Affairs” this Union when the Conservative-Congress finds more respect upon Israel’s Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu then it does upon this Great Nation’s Great Commander-in-Chief Barack Obama. Even though Barack refused to attend or watch this Boehner “Bozo” spectacle with un-invited guest speaker Netanyahu, I did tune in just to see once again how divided we are as a nation. I hope Obama enjoyed this morning’s golf game, and had a good laugh at Netanyahu’s pathetic “Dream” of wrecking our “Constitution” and declaring “Nuclear War” on Iran, while getting an ovation with “Never Again”. The latter is Israel’s call for Armageddon destruction upon Iran. Now please Netanyahu, “GO Home” and push the button like you so desire, and now you have the blessing of the Neo-Conservative fringe! Bad deal? Please Mr. Obama, cut off “all” military money we send over to Israel as I am tired of Jewish blood on my hands. But it was apparent that “Today”, America stands divided and this day may be cast in stone as the “Deciding” day of reckoning. Today I “STAND” not as a “Turncoat” like Boehner’s “brats”, but in unison with United States President Barack Obama in boycotting John Boehner’s “Treason”. Any “AMERICAN” that finds support for Binyamin Netanyahu’s “Never Again” pleading has proven that when so divided as a nation that the Boehner “Thugs” can infiltrate and dominate – “Big Bother” style. And with that continue to perform as members of a “Do Nothing Congress” bent on destroying America, as behind the scenes this ambiguity is no different then that of Israel’s “Nuclear Arms” ambiguity outside any Nuclear Proliferation Treaty. John Boehner is committing “Treason” and should be arrested. But we as a nation are afraid, of a “Black Man” and will allow the “Thugs” to continue to sell out our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness because of Boehner’s enjoyment being a racist. Bottom-line, this speech will back-fire on Netanyahu, and hopefully Obama can reach a deal with Iran soon, and hopefully before Netanyahu’s re-election as then he will be blown away, eye-for-an-eye style and maybe “Peace” can find a seed of “Hope”. Else, it means more destruction and “blood” on our hands. We are guilty, as accomplices this “Treason”.

Monday, March 2, 2015

Netanyahu Draft Speech


From the office of Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu ~ Prepared speech before the United States Congress, March 3rd, 2015.

Now as John Boehner probably told you, my name is Binyamin Netanyhu and I am Prime Minister of Israel. So, let me give you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about. First up, I am 65 years old. I am divorced and I live in a van down by the river. Thought they'd have my dairy-air replaced by one of them store mannequins, well maybe I'm not "the norm". I'm not "camera friendly", I don't "wear clothes that fit me", I'm not a "heartbreaker", I haven't had "sex with a woman", I don't know "how that works", I don't "fall in line", I'm not "hygienic", I don't "wipe properly", I lack "style", I don't have "self-esteem", I have no "charisma", I don't "own a toothbrush", I don't "let my scabs heal", I can't "reach all the parts of my body", when I sleep I sweat profusely. But I guess the powers that be will keep signing my pay check until Jack and Jane K. Jewer start to go for the remote so they can get back to commentators who don't "frighten children", who don't "eat their own dandruff", who don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school". So screw you Mr. Obama!

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Mr. Fake Bake


Wow, so John “Fake Bake” Boehner can’t even “little white lie” with a straight face – as too much tanning booth time does indeed cause irreversible damage. See, he thinks that Congress and the Americans want Benjamin Netanyahu to waste our time and our money coming over to America as an “Un-invited Guest”. Benjamin who? The polls don’t show this kind of support at all, even with the FOX polling which targets a fixed victim for a fixed income. Why? Because Boehner’s invite is problematic, like with being un-American or un-Patriotic with behavior bordering on an act of “Treason” – defined today as “the crime of harming our sovereignty”. And I thought that Newt Kinkrich was the worst of the worst of “Fun House” speakers – Boehner is proving me wrong. But there is tension between Israel’s Bennie and Obama. See, when Bennie was about to attack Iran’s nuclear processing capabilities a few month ago, we had inspectors on the ground that were in harm’s way of a Tomahawk missile “Built in America”, that when in the hands of the Israeli’s was about to kill innocent American citizens trying to “Think Tank” a nuclear arms treaty with Iran. So what did Obama do with this threat? He told Bennie nyet, that “Our” Air Force would be on high alert and blow the Israeli jets out of the sky. This is the “Commander-in-Chief” stuff we never hear about, talk about “Kahunas”. But with Boehner and yNet, just a bunch of spoiled “brats” needing a nap. Now I did send Netanyahu’s office a bill, for 11-cents! That’s what this “un-invited guest” will cost me as a U.S. Taxpayer for added security. See, he wasn’t invited by the President, so the security is an extra burden on US. Damn it, we can spend money on lop-siding politics yet we give not a rat’s ass about funding “Homeland” security matters. Maybe we need to increase that 10% Tanning Booth tax to, well high enough wherein Boehner blows a fuse and is taken away in a straight-jacket, as this guy must…he’s a one man creep show, as just how brown does he think is beyond decency? Is Boehner afraid of being a “white man”? And that behavior is scary! Anyway, Netanyahu’s circus is in town, and the Boehner will be on display, as the darkest white man alive. Maybe when Bennie returns home, he can take Boehner with him, as in Israel there is no “Tanning Booth” taxation, plenty of sun and not many “blacks” to compete with!

Bennie's Response


Response from Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu with respect to my request he not burden the U.S. Taxpayers as an “Uninvited Guest” and the security costs associated with his upcoming visit to John Boehner’s “Fun Bus House”;

 

עכשיו כאבא שלך כנראה אמר לך. שמי מאט פולי ואני דובר מוטיבציה. אז, תן לי לתת לך קצת תרחיש של מה הוא החיים שלי כל עניין. ראשון במעלה, אני בן 35 שנים. אני גרוש ואני גר באן במורד הנהר. חשבתי שהם יצטרכו חלב-האוויר שלי הוחלף על ידי אחד מבובת חנות TEM טוב אולי אני לא "הנורמה". אני לא "מצלמה ידידותית", אני לא "ללבוש בגדים שמתאימים לי", אני לא "שובר לבבות", לא היה לי אני "יחסי מין עם אישה", אני לא יודע "איך ש עובד ", אני לא" ליפול בקו ", אני לא" היגייני ", אני לא" למחוק כראוי ", חסר לי" סגנון ", אין לי" הערכה עצמית ", אין לי "קאריס-מא", אני לא "בבעלות מברשת שיניים", אני לא "תן לי גלדים לרפא", אני לא יכול "להגיע לכל חלקי הגוף שלי", כשאני ישן אני מזיע הרבה. אבל אני מניח שהכוחות להיות ישמור חתימת המשכורת שלי עד שג'ק וג'יין ק Viewer להתחיל ללכת למרחוק, כך שניתן לחזור לפרשנים שלא "להפחיד ילדים", אשר "לא אוכלים משלהם קשקשים ", שאינו" פופ whiteheads עם מצפן
הם השתמשו בתיכון ". בן נקי.


TRANSLATION: From the office of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Hi. Here is your 11-cents for covering my security. Now as your father probably told you. My name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker. So, let me give you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about. First up, I am 35 years old. I am divorced and I live in a van down by the river. Thought they'd have my dairy-air replaced by one of tem store mannequin well maybe I'm not "the norm". I'm not "camera friendly", I don't "wear clothes that fit me", I'm not a "heartbreaker", I haven't had "sex with a woman", I don't know "how that works", I don't "fall in line", I'm not "hygienic", I don't "wipe properly", I lack "style", I don't have "self-esteem", I have no "charisma", I don't "own a toothbrush", I don't "let my scabs heal", I can't "reach all the parts of my body", when I sleep I sweat profusely. But I guess the powers that be will keep signing my pay check until Jack and Jane K. Viewer start to go for the remote so they can get back to commentators who don't "frighten children", who don't "eat their own dandruff", who don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school". Ben Net.

Saturday, February 28, 2015

Letters to Bennie


Dear Mr. Netanyahu;

Since your invite to “MY” country was through non-formal-normal channels, the costs of the security detail to make sure your visit finds you safe at the John Boehner “Fun House” has added an additional burden to my taxable income. Had your visit been sanctioned by President Obama, since his office is funded for such additional discretionary spending, this “burden” would not be a problem. So my taxes have increased by $0.11(USD) to cover your visit expected sometime in March, this year. So if you do come to visit, please bring along a check for 11-cents and made out to S. Pam McGee. Thanks.

PS – if it is easier to make that 11-cent payment as a “foreigner” political donation like to the Clinton Foundation, instead earmark the amount due to Representative Don Young(R, Alaska).

Friday, February 27, 2015

MadCow Diseased!


Wow, the MadCow is going ballistic over the fact that the Boehner Fun House could not even get enough votes to pass a simple funding bill, not for even a two hour stay in efforts to keep the Homeland Security detail employed and keeping the nation's airport Starbucks afloat! Just long enough for Boehner to get some “Fake Bake” time. But who gives a “Freakin la dee da”, as the dedicated men & women of the TSA will make a show, even if a paycheck is but a suggestion – its called “American Spirit” dedication, a.k.a. Patriotism. Imagine “Congress” working without pay! Or doing something constructive for what we pay the thugs in slug mode. But the MadCow will be off the air soon, and peace and quiet will prevail and behave again. Just like Congressional priorities come the weekend, MSNBC fills the airways with “Bubba Breaking In New Prisoners – the Rules & Regulations of Proper Shower Etiquette”. What kind of news' chain must resort to this kind of shame to keep its advertisers? But here is a litmus test. Why is there an age discrimination between a U.S. Congressmen and a U.S. Senator? No not a tricky-Dick question, as the difference of 25-years of age & 7-years a United States Citizen in “Good Standing” for a representative verses 30-years & 9-years in “Good Standing” for a Senator, it was based on the founders concern upon “maturity” in office. “By its deliberative nature, the Senatorial Trust called for a greater extent of information and stability of character than would be needed in the House of Representatives.” Oh, that in “Good Standing” was stricken from the requirements in 1993, with the 103th Congress as there was already a rumor that Bill Clinton was a pervert. Anyway, there was a reason as too why the Senate must act as the more mature body, as when a group of “Fake Bake Bozos” like Boehner & cohorts hits town, it is just an “Animal House” mentality. So when the House is not in agreement with the Senate, just have a kindergarten “Timeout”, and recite after me: 
 
Share everything. Play fair. Don't hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up your own mess. Don't take things that aren't yours. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. Wash your hands before you eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some. Take a nap every afternoon. When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together. Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the styrofoam cup: The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that. Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we. And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - LOOK. Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living. Take any of those items and extrapolate it into sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your family life or your work or your government or your world and it holds true and clear and firm. Think what a better world it would be if all - the whole world - had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down withour blankies for a nap. Or if all governments had a basic policy to always put thing back where they found them and to clean up their own mess. And it is still true, no matter how old you are - when you go out into the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together ~ Founding Father Robert Fulghum