Books & Writings by SPam McGee

Alaska Short Stack Stories, Series I, II, & III ~ Alaska's Deadliest Sin-Drill Baby Drill ~ Alaskan Company Man ~ Eklutna Lake Worrier ~ From the Fifth Floor ~ Hannah Cove ~ My Journey to Landes House ~ Poemetrics ~ Quinn the "Tanik" Eskimo ~ S.O.S. from Beaver Lake ~ The Teachings of the Swamp Fox ~ Trans-Alaska-Pipeline Funny Stories ~ Spirit Dog & the Ghost Wind


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Saturday, October 7, 2017


Saturday, September 30, 2017

Commander on Deck...

Friday, September 8, 2017

HURRICANE – Apollo & Athena

“Don’t need a weather man to tell which way the wind blows”…but my weather model indicates a good chance that IRMA will soon break into 2-sepearte storms. If it hits a critical landfall point down the KEYS, it will break into opposing disks - half the energy as IR heading out into the Gulf and the other half of this energetic massive swirling cloud heading out into the Atlantic, call that MA! But my model has not been tested or verified, just keeping my fingers crossed, that when it hits on Sunday during the early morning hours that it will follow the path calculated by the “Boundary Theory of Disks” devised by Ted Kaczynski. See, Ted was a mathematical genius, he committed a crime when dressed up as the Uni-bomber for trick-or-treat and is now doing time wasted away – “He was just a revolutionary Bum”. But why not use his brain calculating talents to help make weather models more predictable? We only realize a hurricane when it is too damn late, but there must exist conditions out at sea, that boundary stuff, that precipitates the beginning of a storm - that seed. If we knew that IRMA was to be such a devastating storm, even a week sooner before it was to hit Florida or the neighboring poorer countries south of the Mar-a-Logo stink-hole, at least we could have had enough gasoline stockpiled for families to get out of harm’s way.

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Hey Heather Heyer

Song to Heather
(In Harmony with Dylan’s Song to Woody)

Hey, hey Heather Heyer, I wrote you a song
‘Bout a wicked ol’ march that’s a storming my town
We’re seeing their world of hatred and scorn
Your courage be bold, our flag is still there.

Out there with thousands brave, sea to shining sea
Walkin' a rough road our Patriots have so worn
I'm seein' that world clearer, Hitler’s last stand
Such hatred these deadbeats the clue of that clan.

Hey, hey Woody Guthrie, Dylan wrote you a song
'Bout a Beach Haven world that's a fueling their storm
Seems sick and it's angry, it's tired and it's torn
It looks like it's a-dyin' and soon a so long.

Hey, hey Mother Bro, you’re part of this rhythm
‘Bout a brave young woman facing the challenger alone
With our young and our old magnifying a daughter’s frontline
To tear it all down one statue at a time.

Hey, Woody Guthrie, but I know that you know
All the things that I'm a-sayin' and a-many times more
I'm a-singin' you the song, but I can't sing enough
'Cause there's not many men that done the things that you've done.

So done by Heather with Bro and our Patriots true
To all the good people that protested with you
Here's to the hearts and the hands of those so brave
‘Cause today there’s many doing what Woody portrayed.

Hitler’s last breath, Old Man Trump’s reach in vain
With sonny boy racist, his cesspool of swine
The very last thing that I'd want Donald to do
Is to show some respect for the Heather’s Red, White & Blue.

So to Banner, Miller and Gorka’s SOB revenge
You are loosing your fight, every day into night
Portnoy’s complaint is your only recourse
As Heather’s steadfast has trumped the Tower’s demand!

And to Woody and Heather and the rest of history’s best
We honor your souls and fear not this test
True statues so proud with a Patriotic stature
Fearing nothing, as history will repeat itself good for your kind.

Hey, hey Heather Heyer, I wrote you this song.
No need to rest in peace now, as your legacy has been born
As their doctrine of hatred beckons the flight our fight
Your courage so bold, our flag still shines today with more might.

Copyright MSK & (Words in Italic by Bob Dylan • Copyright © Universal Music Publishing Group)

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Good Will Hunting Sequel

So, What Do You Want To Do?

~ In Honor of Robin Williams ~

Film Date Release - Fall of 2018

This movie uses modern-day high tech innovations to "clone" a realistic living Robin Williams(Sean Mcquire), portraying a retired happy-go-lucky individual that enjoys sailing. He calls on Will after Professor Gerald Lambeau passes away, as Lambeau and Mcquire had remained close associates over the years passing, following Will's retreat from the "Southie" to chase after Skylar. In his will and testament, Lambeau had left a mathematical discovery only Will could decipher. An algorithm that could be used to calculate the winning numbers of the lottery - to which up until his death, Lambeau would chastise Sean day-in day-out for wasting money on odds a trillion-to-one. This algorithm held significance, and Mcquire understood the consequences of such a discovery, and needed Will to "fix" things. Old friends reunite, Chuckie now a prominent and wealthy "Demolition" business owner, Morgan still Morgan and Billy McBride a U.S. Senator, while Will and Skylar are happily married and living out west, raising a family.

For information and/or investment opportunities the making of this film, contact S. Pam McGee at

All Film/Narrative Copyright "Rights" Reserved 2017 by ERP

Monday, June 26, 2017

Jung Revised

Wednesday, June 14, 2017


Jeff Sessions was, just yesterday, before Congress and when asked serious questions about the "Russians" doesn't bother to plead the 5th, no "Executive Privilege" invoked, instead and due to "unwritten" DOJ "Historical" precedence it allows him to lie under oath. When the TRUTH is sidetracked with such behavior, something "bad" is being covered up. It is an eviction upon the Constitution and a CONSTITUTIONAL "Crisis" confronts US! Take me out to the ball game, the REVOLUTION has begun. Instead of playing games, the entire Congress should have convened this am to indict Sessions, instead it is business as usual at the Capital and "We the People" continue to be under attack - by the Congress under a Donald John Trump "illegitimate" presidency. 145-days into the 45th's "Terms of Endangerment", on his 71st birthday - you can't have your cake and eat it too. This REVOLUTION will be televised!