Books & Writings by S. Pam McGee

Alaska Short Stack Stories, Series I, II, & III ~ Alaska's Deadliest Sin-Drill Baby Drill ~ Alaskan Company Man ~ Eklutna Lake Worrier ~ From the Fifth Floor ~ Hannah Cove ~ My Journey to Landes House ~ Poemetrics ~ Quinn the "Tanik" Eskimo ~ S.O.S. from Beaver Lake ~ The Teachings of the Swamp Fox ~ Trans-Alaska-Pipeline Funny Stories ~ Spirit Dog & the Ghost Wind(2015)


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Saturday, December 3, 2016

Busted! So What...

All our "Mad Dog Distemperized" Congress can say is that "Donald will be different"? Nicely put, that he can break the law and they will just turn a blind eye, because he can call their bluff. He owns them, party disrespect at its paranoia perfection.

18 U.S. Code § 953 - Private Correspondence with Foreign Governments: Any citizen of the United States, wherever he may be, who, without authority of the United States, directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse with any foreign government or any officer or agent thereof, with intent to influence the measures or conduct of any foreign government or of any officer or agent thereof, in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States, or to defeat the measures of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
Dear Donald John Trump: Since you are but for the President-Elect only, you acted as a citizen with total disregard and without authoritative approval when you corresponded with Taiwanese President Tsai Ing-wen, as this interfered with the Obama administration's ongoing diplomacy. Due such risky action, you have been indicted under a violation of 18 U.S. Code § 953 - Private Correspondence with Foreign Governments and have been sentenced to the maximum imprisonment allowed. Upon review of your tax returns, it is realized you are in debt so no monetary fine will be assessed upon this infraction, jail time only. Because of the latter and the seriousness of this violation, you will not be eligible for early or supervised parole probation. To accommodate this penalty, 3-years of your presidency have been suspended, due a violation of this code. You shall immediately report to Federal Penitentiary ADX Florence, as this was the closest security camp with available bed space. Due over-crowding, you will be sharing a cell with inmate 04475-046. His name is Theodore Kaczynski. He can be a valuable asset your new home. If he gets carried away with "Boundary Theory", just be patient. Since the Federal Penitentiary system is recycling registry numbers, your inmate registration will be 5247-666(Same registry that was awarded Charles Ponzi). Good luck  your incarceration - hope your stay is beneficial an understanding how this nation works so that when you return to the White House, you have no further infractions. If any questions, please contact your probation officer.

How come such similarities between Charles Ponzi and Fred Trump? Like father like son!

What If?

What if through a 3am "Twitter Twitch" rage Donald Trump causes a national incident before he is sworn in and causes a "WAR". Is it Obama, still the Commander-in-Chief, that must take action? Yes, the history books will be re-written upon a Donald Trump presidency - maybe insane insurgency fits his modus operandi - and things are not looking too good with our foreign policy under attack - by one of our own? Look, he is not one of US, he is a member in good standing that 1% faction - steal away as much loot as possible and pay no income tax. I hope that when it is all sad and doom those citizens that voted for the "Tower Maggot" pay for this Colonel Kurtz destruction, yes assessed "I'm an idiot, he's a lunatic" tax - because if "you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction" then you must have found comfort up Donald Trump's "anal orifice", along with Christie, Paul Ryan and the rest of the "mob slobs"!

"Think of all the hate there is in Red China
Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama
Ah, you may leave here, for four days in space
But when your return, it's the same old place
The poundin' of the drums, the pride and disgrace
You can bury your dead but don't leave a trace
Hate your next-door-neighbor but don't forget to say grace

And you tell me over and over and over and over again my friend
You don't believe we're on the eve of destruction
You don't believe we're on the eve of destruction"
(Barry McGuire 1965)

Friday, December 2, 2016

Lost & Found

Finally, Donald Trump opens up to where in hell Chris Christie has been hiding. He was on vacation, scuba diving in Carreteca de Baconao, Cuba...

Lousy Hat Party - Theme Song

The "Lousy Hat Party", a newly formed political action committee PAC, has adopted the "Great Mandala" as its theme song, as the Peter, Paul & Mary lyrics defines the defiant Donald Trump like no other ballad. This party represents the 63-million Americans that believe their voice shall be heard, based on the fact that Donald Trump Tower did not get the "majority vote" on November 8th. The mode of force majeure for the "shall be heard" is based on the fact that the numbers speaks for itself. This will be accomplished through scheduled "peaceful protest" work stoppage "STRIKES", from the Redwood Forests to the Gulfstream waters - as "This Land is Our Land" still and we will not give it away. The 1st "STRIKE" is scheduled for January 20th, the day the "Tower Maggot" gets sworn in and the Great Mandala becomes a reality. This date falls on a Friday, so call in sick to your work-place, enjoy a 3-day weekend. NO work, NO shopping, NO fast food, NO nothing but family time. By the following Monday, when the Capitol Hill "Inaugural" Porta-Parties have NOT been pumped out due this "STRIKE" and the stench is making its way through the Halls of Congress and towards the Trump Tower Palace, the new administration will know we mean business.

So I told him that he'd better shut his mouth
And do his job like a man.
And he answered "Listen, Father,
I will never kill another."
He thinks he's better
than his brother that died
What the hell does he think he's doing
To his father who brought him up right?
Take your place on The Great Mandala
As it moves through your brief moment of time.
Win or lose now you must choose now
And if you lose you're only losing your life.
Tell the jailer not to bother
With his meal of bread and water today.
He is fasting 'til the killing's over
He's a martyr, he thinks he's a prophet.
But he's a coward, he's just playing a game
He can't do it, he can't change it
It's been going on for ten thousand years
Tell the people they are safe now
Hunger stopped him, he lies still in his cell.
Death has gagged his accusations
We are free now, we can kill now,
We can hate now, now we can end the world
We're not guilty, he was crazy
And it's been going on for ten thousand years!
Take your place on The Great Mandala
As it moves through your brief moment of time.
Win or lose now you must choose now
And if you lose you've only wasted your life.

Written by Albert B. Grossman, Mary Allin Travers, Peter Yarrow • Copyright © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc

Lousy Hat Party - Update

On December 1st, S. Pam McGee published the "Declaration of Insurgency" decree, forming a new political action party called the "Lousy Hat Party" - in honor of how Mitt Romney characterized Donald Trump. To reiterate, Mitt approved the following message: "Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud. His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University. He's playing members of the American public for suckers. He gets a free ride to the White House, and all we get is a lousy hat. Dishonesty is Donald Trump's hallmark, his bullying, the greed, the showing off, the misogyny, the absurd third-grade theatrics." Today, we see Mitt breaking bread with the "Tower Maggot". The "Lousy Hat Party" is not affiliated with Mitt or the Trump Tower. This "Party" is affiliated with the 63-Million "We the People Denied", as we cannot allow a "minority vote" pigeon to shat on us. Since the inception of this "Party", that which sets into motion when needed the power of a worker "STRIKE" to be heard, the size of this newly created organization has increased considerably - upwards 25-million "Patriotic Americans" acknowledging support. "Lousy Hats" are now available to show-off we mean business. If interested contact:

"Lousy Hat Party" Founder
S. Pam McGee

"Lousy Hat" Sample

Freak Show Update

Just received a "pop-up", Circus Freak Shows of the past. Why waste time, as before us every-day we have our very own "Trump Tower Freak Show":
Merry Christmas
Rudy shows off gift from Donald, or was it from Melanomia?

Sneak Preview
Wow, here is a "Sneak Preview" of the float that will follow the Trump Tower limousine to the January 20th "Inauguration".

Wrong Address - Again, Again!
The mailman just dropped off another package, 3rd time this week. The return address same as before, MAGA - C/O 68th Penthouse, 721 5th Avenue, NY, NY 10022.  Yes, Trump Tower! MAGA? Make America Great Again. I am not a Trump supporter, I did not donate time or money to elect an imbecile, but I keep getting stuff. Hats, shirts and now snot rags. OK, I best bugger blow in the hankies  and return-to-sender, as Trump deserves what's up my nose.

Trump/Pence Inaugural "Snot Rag".

And So This Is Christmas

I am glad to see Obama fighting back, and it appears that Trump's "Victory Lap"...well like a wet noodle is limping along. "I like a firm ass, give me more Viagra"! OK, this erection lasted exactly 11-hours and now we have evidence that all the hoopla and cheer-leading, just a smokescreen messing with "Reality". See, yesterday all we heard from the "explosive diarrhea" FOX was this Newt Gingrich cuckoomania about Trump getting some company to stay in America, thus saving 1000 jobs. And according to Mike Suspence, that "All America" would benefit and thus have a better Christmas, because 1000 workers have a job. I still don't yet get the connection? I think what he meant was enjoy this Xmas, as it may be the last December 25th celebration as next year it will be postponed until January 7th, same as the Russian Federation! But another confusing issue, as the president-elect never explains anything, just rambles on about "slumgullion stew". Then we get the soup-kitchen good news. See, Obama has been a no-show, as he can't stop laughing at this Trump Tower transaction...transition circus whatever. It is hilariously chaotic...but may prove to be dangerous because if Trump starts to see his plan....what plan, he has NO agenda. No national security briefing interest, good. Melanomia staying put in the pigeon palace, good. Thinking about EXXON's Lee Raymond as a butler, good move. So there are signs that the impostor...Anyway, the scorecard is Trump 1000, Obama 178000. In November alone, this nation under Barack Obama still, commerce added a bunch of extra jobs thus bringing the unemployment rate down to 4.6% - that is a mind boggling statistic and accounts for the fact that rich kid estate babies don't have to work. So, when we see a triumphant "Victory Lap" soon ridiculed by the truth, we see what this Trump infatuation is all about - just a Vince McMahon ring side show, all fake. But it's the gullible fans that has made it all so successful, and it is that same fan base that supports Trump. McMahon uses the ring as his stage, Trump his narcissism. The sad thing, it appears even though the Koch suckers hated a Trump, that the Trump Tower posse is being infiltrated by the same bandits that love free trade! Serious, as in Alaska the Koch Brother's shut down a refinery that made jet fuel for the U.S. Air Force - from oil that came down the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline, as it was cheaper to import train-loads from 3rd world nations like Venezuela. I think Giuliani worked out that deal - totally illegal. Yes indeed, our "I can see Russia from here" jets once part of the nation's defense, now part of a national disgrace. It put 150 good paying "Made in American" jobs on the chopping block. And even though this riled the brass beyond treason, the military was forced to shut-up or shut-down. Now this sabotage of American paychecks started right after Ted Stevens was assassinated, as the "Hulk" would never allow this to happen under his Senate watch - yes Ted was assassinated, love it or leave it. Anyway, enjoy this Christmas as the evidence that is mounting the influence the Russian Federation had with the ring side fan club, we have been taken for a joy ride on a detoured dead-end headed streetcar called "Dysentery".