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  • Hannah Cove
  • My Journey to Landes House
  • Poemetrics
  • Quinn the "Tanik" Eskimo
  • S.O.S. from Beaver Lake
  • The Teachings of the Swamp Fox
  • Trans-Alaska-Pipeline Funny Stories

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Monday, January 26, 2015

Alaska Declares WAR


So, Alaska is declaring “WAR” on Obama. I'm on Obama's side, he is the better man, sorry MoanaLisa! Anyway, there is maybe a sinister reason that U.S. President Barack Obama is initiating an order to “Lock Down” the Alaska National Wildlife Refuge from any future oil & gas development – way to go “Mr. President! The “Sinister” comes not from Obama, but from the way the Alaska Delegation – namely Don Young, MoanaLisa MurCowpie, Mark Begich and now Dan Sullivan have gone around Obama on matters on national interest and importance. So, the blame game is in their court! See, when we have a “Do Nothing” Congress, well that conveniently interferes with things and allows a tendency for “brats” to circumvent the “Sense of Congress” and beat around the bush. So Alaska does indeed deserve this punishment. In fact, if Obama cannot get any traction that favors this resource development “Lock Down” from Congress, with the stroke of his pen we may find ANWR under the status of a “National Monument”, through the “Anitquities Act of 1906" – which means Obama can declare ANWR off limits all by his lonesome self. But he won't be “lonesome”, as I am in support of this action as is John McCain – the first time John and I have ever seen eye-to-eye! Wow, is my sentiment. Hey, if this nation would have elected McCain, ANWR would already be under lock & key – no matter what VPPD(Vice President Prima Donna) Palin would have desired as she would have already quit that position by now. I voted for Obama, twice and proud of it! Look, “Big Oil” gave up on ANWR 15-years ago and heard that yearning to “Go West”, and today look at the oil prospects being found in the National Petroleum R!eserve! But that area of development is under fire by the Alaskan Natives, so it is bye-bye oil in Alaska. Not really, as we still have “West Sak” to develop! And if the “brats” in Juneau gave away “Royalty Relief” to “Big Oil” like it has to Careless Independents, that oil pipeline would be running full, instead of on empty. Honestly, drop that “Royalty Rate” to 5%, and overnight there would be a “Help Wanted” sign for jobs in Prudhoe! Anyway, here is why the blame for this ANWR “Lock Down” flies right in the face of a dysfunctional delegation – remember this next time you enter that voting both! See, a few months ago - before Dan Sullivan and before Governor Bill Walker - our gloomy elected officials decided to pull a fast one on Obama – it was called the “Export Limitation” of the “Alaska Natural Gas Transportation Act” – a bill passed by Congress many years ago and considered “Public Law”, and a restriction only for gas “North” of the 64th parallel. See, this gas was supposed to be reserved for “America”. The reason there was an “Export Limitation” in effect, and exports were only allowed to Canada – due the fact the trickle down theory does still work and the fact that our contiguous-48 states' natural gas infrastructure was already “hooked” to our northerly neighbor in “Good Standing, so any gas leaving Alaska through Canada would in effect benefit the nation. And “exports” without limitation were also allowed through Mexico, as the theory there called for an exchange of gas for electricity, and with the nacho-to-nation interconnecting grid, that made all the “Sense of Congress” in the world. So no matter what, that gas in “Prudhoe Bay” - a hundred years worth - well it was designed for our nation's energy security. This was something that Jimmy Carter endorsed that started out with Gerald Ford and remained in effect until, well when our Alaska delegation pulled a fast one on Obama. See, by law, it required the sitting U.S. President to make the decision whether or not to lift that ban. But no president in his right mind would accommodate lifting those restrictions, especially for reasons of exporting that gas to “another” nation, especially a non-FTA country that doesn't believe in “Human Rights. It was considered “stranded gas” and would remain “stranded” unless required for US! This was part of our nation's “energy policy”, with the realization that the gas was there if the “shit hit the fan”. So, for many years all was well. But in comes the State of Alaska with an interest to sell that gas – and with a somewhat “glut” in the lower-48 due “fracing” and new technologies enhancing recovery techniques, there wasn't really a market for that gas in the states. But the intent of that gas was not to make money, it's a “Reserve” for boiling water in the future. And today that so-called “stranded” gas is being used, for oil recovery which makes the state more money then it would so by selling the gas. Now when the state had an erection and went involved with a “Natural Gas Pipeline Project - Revision 3098”, it called for a monstrous gas export pipeline, from Prudhoe Bay to the Kenai with an interest on selling that gas to non-FTA countries, wherein slave labor would be bulbullied into unloading that gas. Now, that wasn't possible with the existing “Export Limitation”, and no way in hell was Obama going to entertain lifting such, not while Jimmy Carter was still alive! And Obama believes in “Human Rights”, so no way in hell would he entertain lifting the ban to satisfy the “salve labor” market. But one day long ago in 1988, when there came an interest on paper only by Yukon Pacific to move that gas by export out of Valdez, just to make it look good, then President Ronald Reagan wrote an opinion wherein there was expressed an interest in “exporting” this gas - by maybe lifting the ban. Something to the effect that Reagan thought it was silly, basically taking a shot at Carter's legislation which came from Ford! But being only a suggestion, it did not follow the “Public Law” with respect to the requirements to actually change the “Sense of Congress”, so Reagan's opinion remained just that an “opinion”, a suggestion not fact, not in effect a change of “law” and was not a carte blanche release. The sitting President presented a request to release such “Export” restrictions must prove a whole lot of things to make sure any lifting of the ban was consistent with the “bans” original intent – which means the “ban” would never be lifted for any reason. See, when the ban was lifted to allow the “export” of Alaskan crude oil, it raised the price of motor gasoline “overnight” on the West Coast, a few pennies only – the same would occur by lifting the “gas export” restrictions, and thus that in itself would deny the president any freedom to change the existing law – as precedence had been set! Alaska's “stranded gas” was to remain the nation's energy supply no matter what. But our delegation shoved Reagan's opinion down the Department of Energy's throat, saying it was already approved, not by Obama, but by Reagan – when in reality it was never anything even close what was required to end such restrictions. How in hell can a silly suggestion...Under pressure, the DOE was forced to accept this demand by the Alaska delegation. Why? Well when Don Young and MoanaLisa MurCowpie and Mark Begich ban together, threatening of employment or promotions is how they get what they want. So the “easing” of the “Export Ban” allowed for the DOE to a issue a permit for this Alaska LNG project, without President Obama ever getting involved. This was Obama's watch, not Reagan's – he's dead. Now it is possible that Obama may have also lifted the “ban”, based on his own conclusions, not an outdated opinion by Ronald Reagan. And said again, had Reagan actually been supportive about lifting the “ban in effect on his watch, he should have changed the law at that time! So Obama was sidetracked, and of course that pissed him off. I was in contact with the White House on this issue, not that I was against lifting the ban, but just wanted to point out what was happening as it appeared to be an attempt to sabotage Obama's authority. Boy, did I piss off a hornet's nest in the DOE! But the permit had already been allowed, and that came about because our delegation used Reagan as an escape goat as a ways and means to manipulate that “Sense of Congress”. Our delegation should have given Obama the opportunity to weigh in on this matter, instead of a sinister attitude to go around his back – so pathetic. Why is there such a filthy disconnect, when Obama wants to work with Congress? What in hell is their problem, Congress I'm talking about, as it just doesn't make sense and when they act like a bunch of kindergarten hoodlums needing a nap...So that was strike “One”. And the other day, when MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly floated a bill on the senate floor that erased the requirement that the XL Keystone pipeline use “Steel” made in America, because “such restrictions on a privately-funded energy project amounted to a slippery slope.", well one must read between the lines of what she was proposing with that bill. Look, Keystone is “Dead On Arrival” to Obama's desk of approval, so why bother with some legislation that finds no meaning? Well there is an ulterior motive with MoanaLisa and this is wherein Dan Sullivan has been sucked into the cesspool. Precedence set controls our destiny. And by MoanaLisa getting the senate to accept the fact that “slippery slope” means it is OK to selling out to foreigners, she wants the same damn thing in Alaska. So, we now have the possibility that when Alaska's natural gas is sold to slave labor nations that in efforts to build that monstrous project, well we will get the slaves to make that steel pipe needed to get that gas from up north! And along with that, at the same disgrace some more the “Sense of Congress”, disgrace Jimmy Carter, by violationg again the clause: “to maximize those benefits, the sponsors of the Alaska natural gas transportation project should make every effort to-- (A) use steel that is manufactured in North America; and (B) negotiate a project labor agreement to expedite construction of the pipeline. Yup, cheap labor! See, that project is way too expensive if the state and other interested parties are required to use steel “Made in America” and construction through a “labor agreement”, both existing conditions in that “Alaska Natural Gas Transportation Act”. So the Alaska delegation is good at gutting things that were made “Public Law” for the good of this nation. And instead of representing the truth, by bringing these issues front and center so “We the People” can judge what we think is right for the nation and maybe find compromise, they use sinister tactics - well it is starting to back fire! So that may have been strike “Two”, the steal the steel jobs criteria and when we see the “project labor agreement” requirement also disappear, which means sub-standard labor wages – well with strike “Three” and the “Sense of Congress” nothing but “Nonsense”, I am glad that Obama cares about this nation. “One Nation under One Man”, as he has an entire Congress that wants nothing more then to sabotage this nation, a violation of that “conviction against eviction” clause taken during that Congressional oath – and it is getting very close to that definition of a “crime of betraying one's country, attempting to overthrow the government” – which amounts to treason. So I am gald that Obama sees it necessary to “Lock Down” ANWR, even though we have already started invading that piece of Alaska for oil development. Dearr Barack Obama, please hurry to protect ANWR!

Sunday, January 25, 2015

C-SPAN Hacked

Wow, I needed a laugh so I tuned into C-SPAN, as it was supposed to broadcast the IOWA FREEDOM FUG-FUG-FUG Summit. Yes FUG, for “Fucked Up Guy, Fucked Up Gal, Fucked Up Guy! But when I tuned in, wow, C-SPAN was under a “cyber-bullying” attack, as the audience at the Steve King(Fucked Up Guy #1) and Sarah Palin(Fucked Up Gal) and Ted Cruz(Fucked Up Guy#2) Summit, it was just a bunch of obese white aged bastards! You know, those old farts wherein the wife is twice as large, so a couple actually means a three-some on the obesity scale. And then Fucked Up Guy #2 had the microphone. It was a sermon, wherein the word “FEAR” was “chastity-belted” over 52-times, in a ten-minute speech. What the hell happened to the American Spirit of the “Only thing we have to fear is fear itself”? Paranoia is a disease of these faith followers. Look, if Sarah Palin ever, ever became the President of this “Great Nation”, I would start a fan club - ISIS - for “Incompetent Sarah Inconsistent Sarah". So, it was just more of the same over-the-edge crap and probably the reason ¾ of the audience was sound asleep. So year after year, with Fucked Up Guy#1 it is the same, with Fucked Up Gal the same nonsense and with Fucked Up Guy #2, more snake oil. The only thing that has changed, well the fucked crowd is getting older and heavier as well the fucked up podium hogs getting older, and look what it will find in 2032!

 "King 2032"
"Cruz 2032"
 "Palin 2032"

Code RED

What in hell is with all the name calling? Chris Kyle the “Coward”, the “Psychopath”, the “Liar”! Here is what I don't understand. U.S. Marine Corporal Eddie Ray Routh was discharged “Honorably” from the United States Marine Corp in June of 2013, for 7-years of “Honest & Faithful” service. That was several months after he was accused of “Killing” Chris Kyle and Chad Littlefield at a shooting range in Texas. Yes, an “Honorable Discharge” some 5-months after the “shooting range shoot-out”. Is this rather odd, maybe not, but then again raises suspicion. According to Military Code:
To receive an honorable discharge, a service member must have received a rating from good to excellent for his or her service. Service members who meet or exceed the required standards of duty performance and personal conduct, and who complete their tours of duty, normally receive honorable discharges. However, one need not complete a term of service to receive an honorable discharge, provided the reason for involuntary discharge is not due to misconduct. United States Marines must have a proficiency and conduct rating of 3.0/4.0 or higher to receive an honorable discharge.

So here is my take on it all. In a few weeks “Routh” will be in court down Texas, being charged with “Capital Murder”, no preponderance of evidence required for a guilty verdict – but what will the defense try to use, to soften the blow of a young soldier heading for jihad jail, maybe the gallows! Yes “Soldier”, as the proof is in the pudding, that “Honorable Discharge” and we must give him just as much “glory be” as is afforded Kyle – not sympathy mind our manners! That “Capital” charge could face a “Death Penalty” sentencing, even though the “Prosecution” has denied it will push for such treatment. So, we have a trial that is front and center the “American Sniper” hype, another Clint Eastwood “Josey Wales” tale. See, Kyle is getting all the attention, with word that the insurgents in Iraq had a bounty on the “Long Ranger Killer”, that Kyle was on a “Hit List”. Look, every damn kid that has come home in a box was on that same “Hit”! Now Chris Kyle was very outspoken about his feelings with U.S. President Barack Obama on issues of national importance, very outspoken with those outspoken about the “conflict, and very jealous behind any semblance of gun control and Obama's plan to pull-out in Iraq. He actually has gone on record accusing Obama of “against the 2nd Amendment”. According to sources, he is a “Tea-Party” supporter, so what as this is America – the land of “Free Choice”. But party affiliation does enter the debate, as too what in hell went down on that “shooting” range in early 2013. Kyle was decorated for his service as a “sniper”, the highest honor achieved was the “Silver Star”, 3rd in ranking with respect to military service honors – same as John Kerry received as a “Swift-boater” in Vietnam. Kyle like Routh was a non-commissioned officer. But with all his valor and everything we have heard about his fascinating career in boots as a “sniper” extraordinaire, not a candidate for the “Distinguished Service Navy Cross”, the “Purple Heart” or that of a Presidential “Medal of Honor”. The latter meant 4-awards given out during the Iraq theater conflict, 12 for Afghanistan and 247 during the Vietnam War. Yes, there is a difference between a “WAR” and a “Conflict”. It takes a “Congressional Declaration” for a conflict to take on the meaning of a “WAR” - that never occurred in Iraq, or Afghanistan. Congress granted Bush a “Yellow Cake” OK for Iraq, but not a “Declaration” as required under the U.S. Constitution. So what were we fighting for? It's either “WAR” or NOT! So there has come an awful lot of rhetoric about the seriousness of the “Conflicts”, the reason there have come very few “Medals”, so Kyle has something to be proud of as he was fortunate enough to be recognized. And I guess from what is known from reliable sources not afraid to go public, Kyle was known to mess around with his true feelings about the “Conflict” and was not afraid to stick up to his convictions, even taking on Jesse Ventura – himself a Vietnam era SEAL – when supposedly Ventura bad-mouthed the Bush & Cheney invasion of Iraq. Now Kyle was a snuff-dipping “sniper”, Littlefield an oil field roustabout, both Texans. Working the oil fields of Alaska for many years, being introduced to Texans, I have a good scoring capability of what these two men may have been like, especially when out at a shooting range. Don't need FOX! On the other hand, Corporal Routh was probably in-line with Ventura's view of the conflict, as was Pat Tillman openly opposed to what was going on in both Iraq and Afghanistan. I will get to Tillman later, as there appears to be maybe a “causal connection” with Kyle's assassination. Yes, Kyle was assassinated, while Littlefield may have been taken down by “friendly fire”, that casualty of “WAR” commonly referred to as “collateral damage“. I don't believe Routh intended on shooting both men! See, one should never mess with Semper fidelis, always faithful, always loyal the few, the proud”. Supposedly, Routh was like every other damn soldier upon returning back home after “deadly” duty, disenchanted which allows pain & suffering while under the influence of PTSD. Yes, that Country Joe McDonald side effect - “I Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die Rag! Like the “bends”, it takes time to adjust back to reality. It is sad when some returning home think there is more chaos on American streets then streets found in places like Hallel-Fallujah? So Kyle's decompression therapy called for a prescription of taking soldiers so affected with the “Post” out to a shooting range, maybe to vent frustrations. That was the reason supposedly that Routh was in the company of Kyle and Littlefield the day of the assassination. Maybe that worked for this “American Snipper”, boom, boom and more booms. But what if, say that day during “target practice” the discussion turned to Obama bashing? Remember, Routh was still considered a soldier, at the time of the killing spree he was still held to that “Semper Fidelis”. And that means protecting the Commander-in-Chief. It could have been the tipping of the cart, maybe enough was enough and Routh thought he had to once and for all shut Kyle up, because of derogatory remarks against the President? Maybe there came threats, as Kyle had no qualms threatening Ventura. Maybe the “targets” used for practice at the “Rough Creek” range that day excited a back-ground image of “Zombie Obama”, readily available from the Internet, through places like Red Jacket Firearms – where “Suns of Guns” the pervert rapist hangs out before being filmed for “Discover Reality”! It's a “shooting” range, a “Texas” shooting range, reeking with testosterone! So if I were Routh's attorney, I would use that as my argument. Look, Kyle and Littlefield are not around to defend themselves, just like what we found out in Sanford & Ferguson – my word against your “missing” word how convenient. And no other witnesses to testify. It doesn't make the killing OK – well maybe if there came actual threats against Obama, it would be justified, Hey, “if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit”. So, I would fight for NOT premeditated, but take a stand, “Stand My Ground” - that I was just doing my duty to protect the “Commander-in-Chief”. Imagine what this would prove if Routh was set free, based on his conviction to protect Obama and finds a jury sympathetic to that “conviction” that would accept it as a plausible defense! It would bring an entirely different shadow over all the “Hate” rhetoric that follows Obama. Wow, maybe this defense could bring a diminished sentencing and then Obama could “Pardon” Routh? But there may be other reasons as to why Routh open fired on Kyle, and I still hold the same sentiment with this second theory – that Littlefield was an innocent bystander casualty. What if Routh was part of a conspiracy that was going after a faction, a “seek & destroy” mission targeting a piece of the military that was corrupt? What if this was a “premeditated” killing, dedicated to a “Code RED”? Like was the focus of “A Few Good Men”. Let us not forget that this nation's greatest American soldier hero the conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq - a guy named Pat Tillman. Tillman was an NFL football player but decided after 911 that he could better serve his country in the “Theater” then on the field, so was soon in uniform and fighting in Afghanistan for a salary that was way short what he was receiving as a linebacker and safety for the Arizona Cardinals. And like unheard of in this day and age and reminiscent of World War II camaraderie, his brother also signed up, placing a baseball career on the sidelines and was allowed to accompanying Pat on deployment details – yes brother covering brother – talk about heroic! But Tillman was assassinated, and even with all the cover-ups and inquiries and investigations following his death in Afghanistan back in 2004, to this day we still have not an accurate concrete account that justifies what really went down in that canyon in Sperah. It was NOT through an enemy attack as was originally reported, but a cover-up that finally acknowledged it was a “Friendly Fire” shooting. Yet, even though Tillman was killed by another soldier, to this day even with high-tech forensics we are left looking for answers. But it was also acknowledged that there was a “Sniper” squad not far behind and for some unknown reason following the “Tillman” brothers' convoy, like in pursuit, unknown to the convoy of Army Rangers. Yes, a SEAL “sniper” team covering Tillman & Company's tracks? And the forensics from reliable sources have said that it was a lethal head wound, that took down Tillman and was more likely then not anAmerican Sniper's” marksmanship workmanship! Now Pat was also very outspoken about the war and other rumors have it that Tillman was very close to finding Osama Bin Laden – his main goal and mission and was very close to the end of his career – as he was stateside bound, so this may have been his last mission - with Osama running for his life. But with the “convoy” targeted, some believe it allowed Bin to escape deeper into the mountainous network of underground escape tunnels that allowed the coward to retreat – once again a safe haven. So, maybe the SEALS wanted that glory, which they would receive some years latter when a raid was successful by SEAL Team 6, in 2011 in Abbottabad, Pakistan. This was the ultimate prize, capturing Bin Laden. So, maybe there is a “frat” like attitude amongst the “elite”, and somebody didn't like that sort of camaraderie that was “Tillman's” modus operandi. And for those that feared talking negatively about the “Conflicts” but found that a “True Patriotic” sentiment from their trial & tribulations “In Theater, and that supported the Commander-in-Chief's view also, maybe that found an inner circle of “Code RED” enthusiast - and maybe some said enough was enough and did indeed take matters onto their own hands. Yes, maybe Routh was just carrying out a “Red CODE”, always faithful, always loyal the few, the proud”! But, with most Americans:
U.S. Marine Corporal Eddie Ray Routh was discharged “Honorably” from the United States Marine Corp in June of 2013, for 7-years of “Honest & Faithful” service. 

And when a turd like Ted “I Shit In My Pants” Nugent is out rallying up support, and getting support from wannabe “snipers”, remember this. Nugent admits to “shatting in his draws” to be considered unfit for “DUTY” during the Vietnam WAR – a genuine “Draft Dodger”. A “Few Good Men”, that's the true “TEST” today! Tillman, Routh, Ventura or the Kyle, Nugent and Will Haydens?

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Week-end Date Rape

OK, time for the Friday evening News' Media “Week-ending Up-Date”, a.k.a. “Week-end Date Rape Preparation” as we go into the week-end, well feeling violated already. OK, so MSNBC is now airing something about “Extended Stay”. Wow, is Chris “Hardon” Matthews still at the “Liberty Bell”? See, he can't get over the fact that the “bell” has a crack, so he gets into these manic depressive mood swings, mesmerized over the “Crack” and takes out his frustrations by yelling at David Corn! Hey Chris, it's better then concentrating on Chris Cristie's crack! So, this channeling continues to be a waste of time, just checking, as how in hell does it still find advertisers? You get what you pay for, but what does erectile dysfunction have to do with the “Liberty Bell”? So, onto FOX. Wow, Megynecology Kelly thinks that Bill Belichick and Tom Brady should be...time for a commercial. Wow, advertisements for douches and panty liners and more on erectile dysfunction. Do such commercials cater to the audience? OK, back live. Yes. Megyn thinks that the Patriots are not telling the truth with “Deflate-Gate” so she has suggested that the NFL bring in Dick Cheney, to water-board out the truth. Commercial time again. Wow, this time around it's all about diarrhea medication and more damn “erections lasting longer then 4-hours” commercialization. What's Murdouche up too? Damn, that's right as it is at the top of the hour so it is the Hannity Show – new sponsors. So Sean “Every Hair in Place” is on a rant about the “Sniper” and it appears he is over-excited so masturbating from underneath the protection of his desk. Is this guy for real? Commercial time, now it has switched to “constipation” commercials, and of course “Viagra”. Back to the action. He is still on the Patriotism” kick, and there's Sarah Palin, gnawing pitches for Steve King at some retreat for retards. Wow, Hannity is jerking off as when you have “snipers” and Palin and King, he cannot help himself from getting carried away! I think he is ready to...damn another commercial. What the hack is “Recti-Care”? Isn't that something used for “Torture”? OK, another change of sponsors as it is now the O'Reilly “Teleprompter” Show. So, Bill thinks that the “Internet” should be policed, as with all the flogging bloggers, “Journalism Standards” have taken a back seat and what's out there is garbage and half-truths! Bill is cutting off a liberal guest speaker that was not supporting the policing of the 1st Amendment – time for a commercial. Recti-Care and Viagra and adult diapers. Back to the action and Bill is pissed, as another guest with a conservative background has called him to the mat over his “Journalistic Standards”, which is censorship by another name. So this is what we have. A bunch of hypochondriac narcissists hypocrites being financed by diarrhea, constipation, torture and erections. Wonder why the “Internet” is becoming popular? Because it is “Free Speech” then some and without all that “crap” commercialization and retards trying to shape how we think by using “Journalistic Torture” to get their private "parts" point across.


Of course ANWR – Alaska National Wildlife Refuge – is “Open For Business”. Where have you been? Even though the debate to open up this “Refuge” has been missing from heated Congressional debates ever since the “Do Nothing” Congress invaded Constitutional decency by evading conviction - some 12-years ago - that didn't stop the state from exploiting some loopholes for a ways and means to develop what was supposed to be off limits – or at least positioning itself to say the ban should be lifted. History Lesson: When Frank MurCowardski was a U.S. Senator, he had only a single agenda, pave the way so his daughter MoanaLisa could take over a “Do Nothing” seat for life. Yes, Frank is the honorary chairman of why we have before us today a dysfunctional Congress. See, Frank didn't do anything except cause trouble for Ted, with his sensation to waste time in committee hearings upon hearings with a single intent of opening ANWR – it was off limits! Ted knew it, but for some reason Frank could not get it through his pea-brain fantasy and move on to things that would benefit his constituency. Hey, Frank was a “Hobby Lobby Loyalist” even before the “Hobby Lobby” became a “Law Abridging Citizen”. But he couldn't let it go, this ANWR, and pissed off a bunch of other senators that decided to work not with him, but against the “ANWR” fantasy and he retired a beat-up man. But he wasn't a total failure, as other senators saw what worked for Frank, like doing nothing and over time, well the rest is history! And when daughter dearest took over, she did “nothing” better then daddy dearest – as she was into Kenai River “slippery slope” land swindling so it made for an enhanced “Nothing” - because she tried to use the excuse she was “Doing Nothing” to hide the Bob Penney scandal. Yes, “Penney-Gate”, as Moanalisa was able to buy a prime piece of Kenai River property, for pennies on the dollar. It was a piece of property that bordered Bob's mansion, where the Kenai River Classic was held – that yearly event that hauled in members of Congress for major donations to help save the river and at the same time allow the true intent of the “Classic”, as with the “Lobby” in tow to toast and fish, it meant a time to re-charge the Alaskan delegation “War Chests”. So this would have been a very vauable situation for MoanaLisa, for re-election! It had nothing to do with a piece of property for enjoyment, it was for political donation catering. She should have been arrested, indicted and taken the “Time” as punishment as this was a “payback” scam. Imagine being affiliated with a “Do Nothing” Congress! So for as many years as the MurCowards have been entrenched in that senate seat, nothing has been done that benefits Alaska with respect to seeing ANWR open for business – for oil and resource development. But the state wasn't about to hang around and wait for hell to freeze over and realized that once MoanaLisa was successful in stealing that senate seat, it would be more of the same nothing with ANWR - and the pipeline was running low on oil, which threatened the state's piggy bank. It was a “Do Nothing” Congress for as many years as MoanaLisa has been a coveted, well friend to the “Hobby Lobby”! “Congress does plenty, it just depends on what side you are on! See, we never get the correct “political” message during re-erections. Said again, the state could not wait around for incompetency to gain an edge on the ANWR debate, so took matters into their own hands. Anyway, the plan of attack called for the State of Alaska to force EXXON into developing the Point Thomson field. And today, that project is full steam ahead of schedule. See, EXXON fought the development of this “Retro-grade Condensate” field for the last 40-years, yes fighting development but at the same time hesitant to relinquish the leases it owned - as what was known to exist in this field's reservoir was “Good Stuff”! Finally, after spending $millions$ to keep the leases but stall development through costly legal means, EXXON was sentenced by the Alaska Superior Court with a “cease and desist decree” judgment and forced into spending boatloads of money for development. See, Pt. Thomson is situated, well very close to ANWR. In fact, directional drilling could find a drilling bit, well down-hole and under ANWR! Damn, the “GPS” was off! If not under the area still restricted by Congress for resource development, or what was at one time in history called the famed AREA 1002, offshore of ANWR is not out-of-bounds today for the development hounds. And we all know how oil can seep – if not through natural occurrences, well call on Haliburton and they can easily blow a “communicating conduit” between there and here, part of their enhanced “Fracing” business. Honestly, I witnessed the 1st “Frac” job in Alaska, an “Independent” thought that was the cheapest way to exploit oil. So in come the pumps and chemicals and water tanks, and like the “Big Bang”, a hole was blown between two-different reservoirs. Unfortunately, the other reservoir was a “Disposal Well” that contained years and years of human crap accumulated from the camp, so this entire field had to be shut-in and will never be developed because the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline does not accept, “crap”! That “Independent” has left town. Really, when the pumps started sending water down-hole at 2-million pounds, the damn man-made island out in “Harrison Bay” started to shake, and when shit started flying from open water that surrounded the rig - like a whale blow from cracks in the earth - well we knew someone's calculation was in error. Anyway, there is a ways nowadays to get stuff once considered “stranded” to be hijacked. Hey, directional drilling can get a “drill bit” within 3-feet of the target some 8-miles away from the rig! Now ANWR has oil and lots of it according to old and outdated exploratory data. But when oil oozes out of the ground, something smells, fishy! So, what good is an oil find if you cannot get the oil to market – in this case get it over to Prudhoe Bay so it can be sent down the one-an-only pipeline, the famed Trans-Alaska-Pipeline-System, also known as TAPS. OK, so you have a field that went “bust” a long time ago called Badami, which is half-way from Prudhoe Bay to ANWR and has a pipeline that goes all the way over to TAPS. Now, force EXXON to develop the Pt. Thomson field, and now you have a pipeline connection that is just on the border of ANWR. See, Pt. Thomson is not a normal crude oil reservoir, but is considered an “Avant-garde Retro-grade Condensate” field, it means jet fuel already, no refining necessary. OK, not quite jet fuel but better and more volatile. So it is a fluid that cannot be sent down the TAPS, as it has too high a “vapor pressure”, so it basically has no home once developed – the main reason EXXON was not sanctioning this development. But EXXON was forced to build a pipeline, from Pt. Thomson to Badami – which means we now have a way of transporting something from, well very close to ANWR. YES, ANWR is no longer “stranded”! Time to poke some holes in the ground, from 8-miles away is OK – with that extended reach drilling technology. And the scientists and engineers familiar with weird reservoir formations have already warned that developing a “Retro-grade Condensate” field has its challenges. There is only one other field like Pt. Thomson in United States, down in Wyoming and under the BLM control. How that field has played out no one knows, as it is very confidential. But down there, pipelines are designed to take different “fluids”, as there is a market for almost anything that comes out of the ground – used for energy to chemical production, they will find something to do with whatever comes out of the ground, maybe even “crap”! In Alaska, we have not that luxury and the only candidate for the “condensate” from Pt. Thomson is with an “LNG” pipeline project or as a “sweeper” gas for tertiary recovery efforts. Regardless, an LNG pipeline is still 10-years away, maybe never due the falling price of “Natural Gas” and when gas is used for “recovery” the State of Alaska doesn't see any revenue - as it isn't really sold, just being recycled! It is saved for the future. So, soon there will be a pipeline from within a few doorsteps of ANWR all the way over to TAPS. If the Pt. Thomson project is too difficult to produce – which EXXON still today does not want to produce – then what? Well we can run to MoanaLisa MurCowpie and tell her, there's some good land for sale cheap, right up her alley cat! But that is wherein Phase II of the “attack” comes into effect, as this was one hell of a plan! See, when we can no longer rely on the “Do Nothing Congress” delegation, we find a ways and means even to side-track the “Sense of Congress”, which in Don's “Beanie Cap World”, is nonsense! Well today, Alaska has forced the “Big Oil” to play fair! “Big Oil” must share its facilities up North, with the “Independents”. Yes even though “Big Oil” paid for this stuff, it must “share”! So call on EXXON - “Big Oil” with “Big Pockets” - and force it to develop Thomson, with the construction of a 70000BPD pipeline. Then when there is no market for that “Avant-garde” stuff, well let EXXON continue to hold the leases, but force it to “share” that empty pipeline, with an “Independent” bent on sucking ANWR dry, and sucking our resource wealth dry as well. As every damn time an “Independent” squawks, just offer more incentives - like through “Royalty Relief” and they will come begging to act as accomplices in the state's run amuck plan to sabotage “ANWR”. And I am sure that when this starts to show promise, the MurCowards will be there to sign autographs and take all the glory! And when the U.S. government finds out that oil has been stolen away outside its intended “owner” and the “Federal Royalty” has been given away, they will cry “foul” and say they knew nothing about it!

Friday, January 23, 2015

Sea Gals

Wow, everybody is getting into the act, over “Deflate-Gate”. Now the Seattle Seahawk cheerleaders - the Sea Gals - may perform a Baha Men version also, of “Who let the air Out” at the Super Bowl XLAX - these are pictures from pre-game field practice:

 "Who let the air out?"
 "Who, who, who who"
 "Who let the air out"
"Who, who, who, who"

My Fellow American

My Fellow American: I was asked to write the following e-mail in efforts to head off a serious violation of "Public Trust" Doctrine. When I receive a response from the Prime Minister's office, it will be posted.

Dear Honorable Benjamin Netanyahu,
Prime Minister of Israel;

With all due respect, I am asking you to postpone any visits to the United States Congress. Please realize that your action to accept House Speaker John Boehner's invite is causing problems, it has the realization to undermine our Democracy. I am not a rich American or a politician, just a hard working Middle Classmate, so I have very little say in what goes on at the White House. But I can see that you may have been dragged into the slug-fest between President Obama and Congressmen Boehner, and your acceptance is like pie in the face. So would you, for my sake and the sake of my fellow man, please take this into serious consideration. Any reason to continue with such a visit leads me to believe that my support for Israel over the years has been in vain. We have a protocol in this nation, as does Israel, for visiting dignitaries. I believe the way the White House is looking at Boehner's invite is indeed a violation of that protocol, and for me a violation of Trust validation. I speak for many Americans that feel the same way and by turning down Mr. Boehner's offer, you would be helping us out, to get back that Trust we seem to be loosing out on everyday wherein we have a Congress and administration that continues to disagree. So for the American people without a voice in this slug-fest, please refuse that invite to visit the U.S. Congress. Even though it appears that you have already accepted such, by turning it away now will prove above and beyond that you are indeed a TRUE Statesman. Thank you, and peace always. 

Sincerely, S. Pam McGee
United States Citizen in Good Standing

cc: U.S. President Barack Obama