Books & Writings by S. Pam McGee

Alaska Short Stack Stories, Series I, II, & III ~ Alaska's Deadliest Sin-Drill Baby Drill ~ Alaskan Company Man ~ Eklutna Lake Worrier ~ From the Fifth Floor ~ Hannah Cove ~ My Journey to Landes House ~ Poemetrics ~ Quinn the "Tanik" Eskimo ~ S.O.S. from Beaver Lake ~ The Teachings of the Swamp Fox ~ Trans-Alaska-Pipeline Funny Stories ~ Spirit Dog & the Ghost Wind(2015)


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Sunday, September 25, 2016

Motion to Dismiss?

Better yet, "Motion to Disgrace" post mortem mayhem. It is but for another good crap on the steps of the U.S. Constitution. "Constipation" seems a better fit today! OK, here is my test case for "All Americans". Everybody must bring their firearms to thy local neighborhood pub, and recite the 2nd Amendment per batim batman. Now NO CHEATING, for that is not the American breed, unless you fall into the category of the 1% faction - rich, wherein cheating is hereditary. Now, if you don't know it by now this sacred right - no not cheating but carrying - then you have no right to be part of the "Well Regulated Militia". To spit out only "I have the right to bear arms" is but a reckless endangerment tactic...well start your engines and turn in those weapons as you have no idea what was behind this "Right" in the first place. I get sick and tired of flag waving thugs thinking they understand this "Right", without the realization the reason it was ordained so with respect to the thy "Militia". We are the "Militia", but when we are so divided as a nation we crash and burn what the Founding Fathers designed for our future well-being. Divided we fall, say it again: DIVIDED WE FALL! Anyway, the fact that  Bryan and John and Heather and Paul and Cheryl have been allowed "Immunity" by the Justice Department but still need to exercise their 5th Amendment Right when called before Congress, there is a cover-up going down and even more crap left on the stairs to the Lincoln Memorial. Look, it is no longer about Hillary Clinton even though she allowed loose lips to sink this ship - which is now feeling the agony of defeat as a shipwreck of fools. See, when it is in the "Best Interest" of national security, "extreme carelessness" behavior can get one very close to the Oval Office. I guess it is either a Hillary or the Dumpster as the next un-framer of the Constitution. We get what we deserve, which is good for Obama - as he will find that is encouraging upon his legacy as the "Last Great" Commander-in-Peace. So the Obama Oval Office is just looking after America, and by that uncompromising dedication there comes a compromise for Hillary - off the hook. Yes it is indeed that proverbial Catch-22 and Mobius Strip search, which means it has a double edged trickery associated with the outcome. See, when Hillary went "Private", well it opened up the backdoor for our trade secrets to be secured by a rogue nation - a podunk Iran. We cyber-attacked them, they retaliated with the cyber weapons we left behind and our vulnerability was through the Clinton's backdoor - yes in Chappaqua when Bill was on a sneak-out sleaze-out affair. And we are now paying ransom, to get some of the stuff destroyed or returned. It was not Russia, Vladimirror "Smok'n" Putin became the recipient of some of the goods as the highest bidder, and what was stolen from Hillary is worth its weight in gold. See, Putin knows how the "trade secrets" can affect this nation's standing, so wants the US to get it back, but wants Iran to benefit the value of such a vulnerability penetration. See, it's a political maneuver - called what goes around comes around to haunt payback time! And the ransom checks being bounced over to Iran, it will be sealed under executive privilege forever amen. Obama was screwed over by Hillary. "WE the PEOPLE" were screwed over by Hillary, yet we have so many that want her "IN"? It is all about sacrifice, Hillary goes free, we pay dearly - money as ransom from our hard earned income. Yes, U.S. Taxpayers' money being used to settle the ransom dispute - and guess what, the rich don't care as paying taxes is still a mystery when it comes down to "fair share" we learned it all in kindergarten. See, Hillary was not asked to testify under oath before going into the FBI Gulag dungeon, as the interrogators where warned to let her slide by. In fact, the "Interrogators" became in reality "Interpreters" instead. Had she been required to be honest and truthful, she would have then asked for the same kind of "Immunity". Now Imagine, going into the last stretch with a candidate under quarantine? In fact, many constitutional scholars have warned that is indeed a disqualifier - an immunity deal. And I would bet that she knew something, so was allowed a "Get Out of Jail Free" card, and has laughed all the way to the presidential candidates' podium. She is a joke, and Donald is the other joke. But here is another test for all "True" Americans. We as a nation spend a whole lot of loot on the "WAR MACHINE". We spend more of our taxpayer money on "WAR". Yet both Trump and Hillary want to "rebuild" our military? I guess that means spending more then the 22 national powerhouses combined. We have basically shot ourselves in the foot, both feet and the groin is feeling the pain of this "War" mentality hatred. See, following the Vietnam war, the rich realized that "WAR" is like the energizer bunny when it comes to making $$$$, but only if it can be continued on without abatement - wherein PEACE is not an option that Estate Trust portfolio gaining $millions$. So, we as a nation like "WAR". Today, 45% of wages from sea to shining sea are generated by this "WAR MACHINE" mentality. Now don't get me wrong, great technology comes from killing babies and sending bombs away into nap time at kindergartens, but is it worth it? And even though most of the bastard mustard gas is being destroyed, it is still being used in the "Killing Fields". And could not mankind demonstrate the same advancements for civilization without the "Killing Fields". Sure, as mankind does have a "soul". We kind of lost touch with what was going on to advance civilization without "WAR", as Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama are the only U.S. gentlemen that share honors in the Nobel Peace Prize - for trying to stop "WAR" while engaged in the White House. But when we stop the atrocities of killing by brute force, then defense contractors suffer and the trickle-down theory causes an economic hardship across the bow of this once great land - the reason the biggest lobby today is the "K Street Defense" and nobody in Congress will ever second guess any appropriations earmarked for the "Military Budget". We have become addicted to "WAR". And this is the main reason many are comfortable with either a Hillary or a Trump - Daddy Warbucks coming to town. We are sick, when our economic survival rests in the "Killing Fields". We start wars, then we appear as the keeper of peace and continue to build warships and warplanes, for nothing more than a show of force Mr. Good Guy! Don't believe me, where in hell did ISIS come from? Look no further than through money and power influenced by the Project for the New American Century. And while this ongoing evolution to make "WAR" acceptable because it pays to do so for our economic well-being, the "Homeland" infrastructure deteriorates beyond recognition because our resources are stolen away by the wealthy wanting even more. Said again, "WAR" makes money for investors on Wall Street! OK, many highways will soon be "Third World" rated, because of the ransom we are paying to Iran - as it is "WAR". One we started! And whatever happened to "Give Peace a Chance"? So don't be surprised to find out that "WAR" is taking the 5th, and provided immunity, because we as a nation have demonstrated that we like war, we cherish war, as that is what allows us to rest at home on weekends drinking beer and watching as football players making millions desecrate on the Red, White & Blue - because we have lost the real war of "Brotherly Love". When a nation's economic superiority relies on the "Killing Fields", we have abandoned the Constitution and what it stands for - and like already eluded upon, we have become constipated. Thank you Mr. Carter. Thank you Barack. And I am glad I voted for that PEACE. Spidernote: Some scientists think that Aliens are avoiding a visit here? Well any race other then this here on earth, a race that has the knowhow to travel through space aboard a time-warp machine can also look down on us - and any race that has advanced to such an Alien status, why in hell would they want to visit a colony that is overrun by a virus of "HATE"? Maybe their advancements to go where no man has gone before comes about by a peaceful agenda. We must start to "BAN WAR TODAY", else it will be more of the same...even on a Sunday.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

How Frack'n Stupid Is We?

OK, I had the urge to go to church, something in the air I guess. So after the doom & gloom ceremoney - not a typo - by some snake oil salesman in a robe, it was donut time. Now of course it is very close to the 2016 erectile dysfunction social hour so polite politics finds no separation this church and the state of affairs. Anyway, I was asked what I thought, by a bunch of guys who had on their Sunday best but for some reason "I Betcha" underneath it meant camouflage underwear. What is it with "camo"? It acts like Viagra - but lasts longer then 4-hours! So I ran the tongue and cheek past the speed limit. "Will it be the 115th Congress that will be in session on January 6th when the 538 electoral college posse rides into town, so that the 438 member House can officiate we have a "Fit-for-Duty Commander-in-Chief" No Objections vote for a U.S. President and wherein the 100-member Senate the same chores for the Vice President so that come January 20th the swearing in of the 45th and the 48th can commence, without OBJECTIONS?  Talk about blank stares. See, gospel works through divide by zero which means always in error, it has no math, so this question was intimidating. "What you one of them Steinem things, with all thum numbers?  I mean Einstein"? 155th what? 45th and 48th is a street up north, what does that have to do with anything? See, it is sad when kids in kindergarten know this answer and adults find total immunity the basic foundation of who and what we are all about. To NOT know which Congress is in session...remember we pay for their play time. We need to start emphasizing a strict study of the U.S. Constitution - an appreciation of what it all means to US! But what really tunes me in and way out to the IQ deficit and dereliction of the everyday Americano is the fact that both front-runners are using that low esteem understanding to craft a win based on false witnesses. And from what I still remember from once-upon-a-time, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour" is one of the Ten Condiments - please pass the relish, Look, there is only UNO state of the Union that is having a tough time these days, that being Alaska due the fact the price of crude oil has remained depressed and the 49er - here I go again with numbers - is an oil economy state. But not to worry as Alaska has over $50-Billion in reserve! OK, Texas is also feeling the pain, but seasoned oil workers have jumped ship and now support "Green Energy" as the jobs in wind and solar are keeping the Lone Star "Jade Helm Citizens" flag erect. Look, low oil prices are a saving grace our economy as we are an energy based/driven economy. From farm to table, it takes "energy" on the cheap the better it is for you and eye. Starting to make sense this doom & gloom nonsense from the Dumpster and Hrivolousary. See, drive the highways from Bakersfield to Houston, "Help Wanted" signs everywhere. In cities outside of Sacramento, recruitment outfits pay workers to sit at busy intersections with "Help Wanted" signs and many companies are offering "sign-on" bonuses. The under-employed ranks are at the lowest that number can theoretically go, as there is an element of society that doesn't believe in work and refuses to lift a shovel even when going to work pays more than welfare. So when the U.S. Presidential candidates use this doom & gloom scenario to advance their agenda, look they realize we are too damn busy minding out own business then to have any time to get the facts straight - especially when it is the baseball playoffs and football is heating up - Oh Say Can You See...So we are fed fodder - cow manure bait and switch - and maybe we would be best to release that "vote choice" this time around to the well, we learned it all in kindergarten generation! CAUTION: They would be quick to castrate the front-rimmers, as Dumpster divers "Don't Play Together" and are in need of a long nap....

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States,  I affirm that I will share and play fair. That I won't hit people. I will put things back where found. Clean up our own mess. Won't take things that aren't ours. Say sorry when I hurt somebody. Wash my hands before I eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for us. Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some. Take a nap every afternoon. When I go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together".
Robert Fulghum, 1990.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Apocalyptic Asteroid

Wow, so Sunday's news' meal besides the NYC "pressure cooker" is the warning that an "Apocalyptic Asteroid with power of 3 billion nukes may be headed for Earth".  And just think on a similar note that there's an "Apocalyptic Hemorrhoid with his launch finger getting very close to 7300 nukes already on earth". What's in your escape hatch?

Friday, September 16, 2016


I am glad to see Michael "No More WAR" Moore has taken the same standing I have been convinced upon for a spell, that neither the Donald "Dumpster" Trump or Hillary "Freudian Curbside SLIP" Clinton will be on the November 8th ballot. It will instead be a "Write In" election, unless the ballots can be re-printed with "Qualifications Lacking" for the current front-runners. The Clockwork Orange is ticking, as we are all starting to feel the pain of abuse the realization we have no other choices - yet. My head hurts from this aversion therapy, thinking that this once great nation is about to stoop so low in the category of Commander-in-Chief. They're both "Deplorable" basket cases. So, when a Michael Moore thinks there is hope, I am in agreement that with pen in hand, Americans will be ready to say NAY to the ticking time bombs and use the power of the pen and 1st Amendment right and get it right with a write in. And Bravo, as today, Bernie Sanders re-opened up campaign offices in several major cities. Look, even though Bernie was ripped off by "Debbie Does Howard Dean", tired he was not and didn't just go away to Walley World. No, Bernie has kept a low profile, realizing that he may be called to action in efforts to defend liberty, as Hillary's replacement. And on the other side of the isle? Divide by zero error!

Every picture tells a story, every story a vision and if you really want to get a grip of what we are facing as a nation with Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton as Commander-in-Chief, here are the must reads.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

The Trump Tower

OK, so the Dumpster used "Charitable Organization Campaign" funds to buy a 6-foot statue of himself. But the media got it all wrong this $20000 gift, as I have a picture of the actual Dumpster Trump Tower statue:

The Donald's 6-footer...Not Really!

Sister Morphine

According to fine-fine hard to find print in the latest medical report sent out by her campaign, Hillary Clinton was resting comfortably in Weston, Connecticut - as there was just too much penis envy from the news media at her home in Chappaqua following her Freudian "Curbside" Slip. There is only 30-miles difference from her "Server Home" to her rest home, so Bill is safe fooling around. I had a tough time deciphering the medical Latin lingo - Harvard scribble - her current condition, but here is what I did take away. She is being treated by Keith Richards at his rural enclave away from the mainstream medias' attention. This homestead is well known for prescription drugs and has an Rx flashing sign, so a great rehab place. Rumor has it that Chevy Chase is also in rehab here, so if comedy is the best medicine Hillary will be back to hormone soon. Martha Stewart sent her regards, but sent to wrong place. See, Martha thought Hillary was incarcerated at the Federal Corrections Institute in Danbury, a stone's throw from Keith's place. Sorry Martha, someone else is holding out in your old cell. Dear Martha, Hillary didn't do anything wrong, she was just "extremely careless". Dear Hillary, please get well our young daughters are unsafe when you lose sight of Bill, please return home and barricade that back-door!

Y'all got cocaine eyes

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

The Black Baud Conspiracy

The "CyberWAR" has hit home! And it will cost us dearly, now and until time ends eternity. Maybe the destruction from this new-age warfare will change the detour of course, the chaotic trip mankind has been on for way too long! "War what is it good for, absolutely nothing" and maybe for once we can finally come together as one-in-the-same globally speaking. The time has come and out of this war new life, with love-not-hate be our only hope. History of this War: Back during the time George Bush was in charge of the Oval Office, there came a silent like attack on Iran, in efforts to destroy that rogue nation's thirst to acquire a nuclear weapon. IMAGINE how Netanyahu would behave if such a deterrent so close? Iran to Tel Aviv - 980 miles the carrier pigeon flies this albatross around his neck. Then again, it could also be used as a "Weapon of Mass Destruction". That said, no easy task, as this involved a plan of attack from abroad upon a very secure industrial setting - the Natanz nuclear station that was a front, used at hiding the enrichment of uranium from mine run radioactive dirt to weapons grade fuel. Operation Olympic Games came to be and with the help of Siemens, as this German based conglomerate had sold processing computers to a 3rd party that then sold the goods to Iran, the NSA assembled in a secret location with the brightest of hi-tech nerds with nerves and bits-of-brains-of-bits and devised a plan, that when unleashed was to raise havoc. After a year in the planning stage, the Stuxnet virus was planted, and the rest was history. Unknown to the IRAN scientists and plant operators overseeing the enrichment process, that was very close to providing enough fuel for "Da Bomb", fake signals indicated all was good when in reality the high-speed centrifuges were intentionally sent to over-speed towards uncontrolled destruction. It set Iran's nuclear bomb making desires back many years, maybe forever, as with sanctions the broken equipment could not be restored. Overnight success it was, and Peace on Earth! Until the Iranian science community extracted the remains of the destructive virus, cloned a more destructive "worm" that which was then used to infiltrate weaknesses in our national security. It was Iran's version of the "Ultimate" weapon. Guess what, who cares about Hillary sending and receiving "Classified Documents" over her private server, as the Iran Cyberspies had found that vulnerability, and unleashed the "Flame-OUT" - a virus so damaging that it held the power of destruction  a thousand-times greater in comparison the original NSA virus. And to make matters worse off, the Iran version was not secluded to the industrial only environment, but made for the every-morning "Joe Scarborough" interest in the InterNET. What goes around comes around, as we forgot to clean up our act with the success story, and today we suffer by leaving behind the "evidence". And guess what, a majority of our government computers at the highest level of "Secret" may be vulnerable, that is fixable but time consuming and the nasty behind this virus is the fact it is so stealth-like. To re-iterate, we invented the bastard and it now has abandoned children!  If a piece of the code is left behind, it contains a DNA that allows it to "seek-out" instructions so it can morph back to life - like when a chameleon loses a tail, it grows back. Seek & Deploy & Destroy takes on new meaning. Yes, and just like when a lizard is under attack, it can shed the tail - same with the Flame-OUT. If it sees a threat of a "scrubbing", it can shed pieces that contain the DNA, which makes it impossible for any computer to capture all the splits, like a cancer cell it basically multiplies faster then any attempt by the CPU to target to rest this incest. So today the United States is being held hostage, and due the fact we have no idea the severity and what was copied from thousands of government computers - OK, when Hillary went connected to a private server that was linked to the State Department, we lost the "CyberWAR".  So it was not Putin, it was Iran using our own technology. It is the entire reason Hillary claims "I'm innocent", she did nothing intentionally wrong. This was our virus! See, we are being held hostage for ransom by Iran - the reason we are paying out handsomely "Big Bucks" and getting no oil in return. In fact, Iran doesn't have to pump oil any more, as Mr. Daddy Warbucks is very generous these days. We shot ourselves in the foot, both flippers and the groin is showing signs of shrapnel wounds. We may be buying back "hack" attacks, based on the theory we have been violated. OK, the Iran "worm" was designed as a "Kaspersky" front, it opened up a back-door "port" on every damn computer that still "beeps" wherein data-mining was and still today finds an unorthodox ways and means to rob us from the comfort of our living rooms. The only sanctuary away from this attack are those left homeless. When e-mails were sent between the Clinton Server and the WWW, the "worm" went along in pieces. Over time, the "worm" could be reconstructed. Yes, I can here old Johnny, "I did it once piece at a time", except this is not funny. The reason we cannot get rid of it, as when it was originally formulated by the NSA, the intent was a piece-meal violation, thus it was undetectable as a "virus". So that is the reason Hillary is free, she did nothing wrong but all the time the G-Man has been using her as a frontal abuse object, when behind the scenes Iran plays games with our NAVY and collects the ransom - so far in the tune of $33-Billion, and there is no path of return. So to protect Netany, we started a "CyberWAR", and it followed the Mobius Strip agenda, as its destruction stares us right in the face, yet we cannot do an about face about it - except pay the demands or else the leaks will surely set us back to, well day UNO! So get a grip, it is not the 2016 election cycle that should be of concern, the White House is under attack, we are under attack, and this is the kind of war that finds no end in sight - because this is the kind of conflict even mankind has not the answers. How vulnerable? Once the Flame-OUT infiltrated the "Clinton Server", it allowed spies to infiltrate the entire government secure network - yes a single breach is all it required, because once into the system it was beyond the security, it was a free-for-all. Nuclear codes? Most likely, even though such can be changed. But IMAGINE getting a ransom note from Iran with the codes, when still active? And rumor has it that Iran is auctioning off some of the stuff, to other rouge nations. Yes, the kind of war even our military was not prepared for fighting - ground troops don't work, it's now all but a money game. And maybe, just maybe this war of all wars - well our security is in ruins - so maybe we should be open to compromise as it is draining the U.S. Treasury and just about the time Obama leaves office, then whatever is in the Oval Office will have to make peace, either through continued ransom payments or magic. See, if it were any different, if this was not the scenario before our very own eyes, by now the entire Hillary Clinton server issue would have rested its case - but due the fact we are under attack and the severity yet to be determined, the only placating Obama can do is pay up. But there will come a time soon wherein we must make a decision - either find a peaceful nemesis or  practice what Bob Marley preached, "Total Destruction is the Only Solution" which means this nation will be forced to approve an Armageddon, and how do we teach our children that kind of diplomacy? We can't, so peace is our only option. We need Bernie Sanders, NOW!!!!!