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Friday, March 15, 2019

Twitter Textcrement ~ POEM


Twitter Textcrement

Tweet Dee Dee Tweet Dum Dum
Rave on rage text excrement crazed.
Tweet Dee Dum Twitter Dumb
Lion’s share lies, orphans truism so dazed,
Honest Abe adoption stun-gun hazed.
I’n I, twitch eye switch, sinister shame,
Missing proof in truth, sells chastity fame.
Jekyll in Hyde sounds Jehovah porn,
Tweeter and the Monkey man my storm.
Sam I am silenced in their glitter gulch.
We all Tweet in a Twitter…
subterranean homesick stooge caravan.
Can’t stand the rain-man, hangman’s game,
How menstrual my ban in miscarriage blame.
No guts no glory hole my story untold,
Worth a ten-fold, destiny’s child cajoled.
Fragmented decency, Gideon’s fault,
Gunga dim grung’d by tilt assault,
Genghis charm impales justice.
Magic carpet can spare the time,
When bastard has the dime.
Bleach Bitch can beat a crime,
When St. Magoo tweets the sign.
TexTcrement society we are.
Let your fingers do the talkin’
Yellow “matter custard” submarine.
Twitter Twinkie Dee Dum special,
Skidmarks our humane piety.
Deity of Anne Frank.
(MSK ©2019)

In the Year 2020…

In the Year 2020, if man is still alive! We have an opine “Divide” on the effects of climate change, so we accomplish merely chit-chat and nothing concrete, maybe with time. We find a similar “Divide” on whether or not Donald Trump is fit to hold the office of the U.S. Presidency, time will tell as it consumes a whole lot of that chit-chat. We also see a “Divide” with what is best for a family, “fast food” or a “home cooking” addiction! So, it is “time only” that will tell the Bob Barker “Truth or Consequences” of being a nation so “Divided” - for that matter the “world” we are on equal footing for the most part. Now the Founding Fathers warned us about such a “Divide”. And get over it, as “Twitter” has become the new age “National Enquirer” as the “Hottest Gossip” social media addiction. So it is all part of the human “Trials & Tribulations” trait - let’s hope for the best in the 9th inning. But when we cannot even find a compromise to open a “black box”, we are doomed!

FOX News: The Ethiopian Airlines’ black boxes that were delivered Thursday to a French air accident investigation authority, known by its French acronym BEA, have yet to be opened or examined, a source who spoke to American investigators told Fox News.

American investigators left the facility after arguments broke out over how the protocols for examination, custody and cooperation among the investigators, laid out in the UN’s International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) section 13, were being ignored, the source said.

The source also said the accident site itself was compromised because it was not secured quickly enough, allowing local to ransack it.

Friday, March 8, 2019

Pepsodent Mercenary ~ POEM


Pepsodent Mercenary

Little creek,
impeachment in time immemorial sneaks bye,
flowers a diversity flows this greatness, beyond
the totality mankind’s menstrual cramp in “peace”.

Empty bottle of Jameson,
road side foc’sle captain’s chair in order,
sophisticated suffocation with constipation,
the vapor trail of encapsulated intoxication,
second that stoic emotion,
mankind’s impeachment like a drunken drool.

Sodomized, lobotomized,
weight watcher compromised.

Good Will Hunting season.
Allen take a bow wow.
Syncopia Burroughs in.
The beat goes on.

My singular thought on God,
impaled by the egregiousness
of penmanship without prose,
self-inflicted gunshot wound 1st Amendment pose.

If you’re Black ink…you draw the heat.
Pepsodent Universe!
(MSK ©2019)

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Why is Trump Still President?


4 USC §8. Respect for Flag

No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America;
The flag should never be festooned, always allowed to fall free.
~~~~~
Dictionary result for festoon:
/feˈsto͞on/
adorn, hang, drape, swathe.



ASH Wednesday


Unimpeachable Prezi-dent


No, – what is God?
The impossible, the impeachable
Unimpeachable Prezi-dent
Of the Pepsodent Universe
But with no body & no brain
no business and no tie
no candle and no high
no wise and no smart guy
no nothing, no no-nothing,
no anything, no-word, yes-word,
everything, anything, God,
the guy that aint a guy,
the thing that cant be
and can
and is
and isn’t



Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Kim Jong pUNk


Amazing what mean-spirited kindergarteners can dream up with the “Name Game” when playing with a last name of “UN” in tune to that “sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me”! So this “UN” transforms to dUNg, bUNghole, pUNk, stUNk, skUNk, rUNt, cUNt - all I really need to know I learned in…Thank You Robert Fulghum. And no NOT at all “mean” when this name calling belongs to Kim Jong pUNk of North Korea so deserving. Wow, as Tom Malinowski of the United States House of Representatives - with “Freedom at Last” this House no longer under the GOP “Femdom Freedom Caucus” ditch the witch bitch Devin Nunes - well Malinowski the democrat from Josey is to introduce a “bipartisan” bill that squarely places the “torture & murder” of American Citizen “kid” Otto Warmbier on the “Hermit Kingdom’s” leader, Kim Jong pUNk. Yes, a “Constitutional” indictment upon Donald Jong Trump’s pigsty “Lover Boy Butter Ball Love Joy Toy”. AMEN! That verdict, this resolution will forever ban the pUNk from ever setting foot sea to shining sea “Otto’s Country ‘Tis of Thee” and this America will remain a “Sweet Land of Liberty”. I am not a doctor in snake-oil drag, yet “you don’t need a weather man to know which way the wind blows” - thank you Mr. Zimmerman. Otto Warmbier’s only “sin” was the fact he was “Tall”. OK “Handsome” like an athlete and he was a proud AMERICAN “Walking Tall”, so his patriotism was like a beacon shining on high. But the Hermit pUNk is a short-little “butter ball” turkey, and the reason he surrounds himself with “short people”. And in North Korea, well Otto was arrested because he was taller then the “Hermit Menstruel Cramp Cream Pie” Kim Jong pUNk. Ever notice how all of Kim’s “bitches” are “short people” with funny hats and the reason Kim sports a puff-ball hairdo, to gain a few extra inches and the reason Kim was once in love with Dennis Rodman? Then Trump came along to take away the “dunker’s” fun. Look, Rodman was just playing games with the dUNg, unfortunately Trump takes the “Hermit” with some seriousness in Treason.  During the “Hanoi Hermit Summit”, it was awkward enough to see how Kim’s chair had training wheels to make Mr. dUNg equal in sitting height as our “Fucking Moron” disguised as an American President in “Country”. Don’t you just love it, our “Freedoms” still herein America, as to call out our so-called leader as a “Fucking Moron” - Rex Tillerson said so - in North Korea that would find you dead! And Kim Jong bUNghole lies about his height and weight. He is not 5’7”, more like 4’2” and this rollie-pollie bobolink weighs in at 350-poinds per square inch. No wonder he cannot find a babe and wants so badly a chance in hell to come to America so he can be introduced to Stormy girls of the Tower Reich. But this pUNk is a murderer, and once the Malinowski “Resolution” finds an overwhelming “bipartisan” jamboree…Trump will “veto” the “Butter Ball” legislation. Regardless, it is “OPEN SEASON” here in “this land is my land this land is your land” any Kim pUNks that think they can subject an American “kid” to “chemically induced osteoporosis torture” or testing a DNA cell-altering drug that controls a person’s height through a weaponized mutated gene disease like “ataxia telangiectasia” - through adaptation so that future generations of North Korean dUNg will be short people. Yes, of course Kim Jong pUNk is experimenting with his own civilization, because of his “short person” fear in persona. Otto Warmbier had by virtue an inherited existence character trait, fact not fiction he was tall and handsome and that is something that found him at odds with cUNt pUNk - imprisonment had nothing to do with a stolen propaganda poster. Kim Jong pUNk had Otto arrested and tortured, to get a point across that even though a little pUNk piece of dUNg, he means business and the reason he should get an invite to “Otto and My America”, it is called OPEN SEASON! And I was “booted” off of “Twitter”, because I spoke up against the Kim Jong pUNk bUNghole skUNk dUNg, as I am not a “Traitor” and will protect the “Homeland” at any expense this piece of crap from North Korea ever setting foot in “Our Country ‘Tis of Thee”! But with all due righteous respect, right before the House “Resolution” was to be introduced for a vote, Otto’s parents wanted to leave well enough alone and asked that the “Resolution” be shelved. Which is “good”, as now Kim Jong dUNg may get the opportunity to get “Bounty” arrested on Fifth Avenue and then his “Hermits” can pay the ransom, that $501-million that Otto’s parents were awarded for the torture and death of their 21-year old boy. So a Paul Simon Hello, Hello, Hello, Good-bye Otto;

I was twenty-one years when I wrote this song.
I'm twenty-two now but I won't be for long
Time hurries on.
And the leaves that are green turn to brown,
And they wither with the wind,

Hello, Hello, Hello, Good-bye,
Good-bye, Good-bye, Good-bye,
That's all there is.
And the leaves that are green turned to brown,
And they wither with the wind,
And they crumble in your hand.
Songwriters: Paul Simon