Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Stealth-CON


Alaskan Congressman “Only” Don Young is the ultimate “Stealth-CON” - defined as one that maintains a hold on a political office through the “Old Man Passing Gas” syndrome, yes he believes in “passing gas” in a crowded subway then pointing his finger of blame at an innocent bystander – hopefully not an Alaskan visiting the Capitol unless that vacationer is a Democrat or an “evil-minded” environmentalist. This syndrome works because we don't like to be confronted with embarrassment, the same reason Alaskans continue to vote Don back in office, time after time after way to much time. Why do we let these jerks make a career in the discipline of Congressional dereliction? See, we are today “embarrassed” to admit we were taken for a ride and we may see Don win Turd-22 as a representative of the “Welfare State”. It is amazing that Alaska maintains a budget reserve of $48-Billion yet for some reason this state is still considered a territory by many in D.C., which is a lower rating then a 3rd world looney bin, so maybe they feel sorry for us? NO, it's Don's magic that keeps it coming! Now Don doesn't have the “oomph” like he used to strut around with on the Hill - upon his 49er “Crown Horse” - Bill Allens horse. And there is a reason for this dereliction to conviction. See, Don was successful in getting approved the largest DOT highway appropriations bill ever of record – a bill that would in our time never be surpassed. It was named the TE-LUE bill, for Transportation Efficiency and the LUE in recognition of his dedicated wife LUE. But Don was adamant that this “bill” would not contain any appropriations for “Bicycle” paths, as this was one of those things that irked his “beanie brain” mentality, as Don never learned to ride a bike. But a highway bill must include funds for not only road infrastructure, but paths, which includes “bike path” improvements. Regardless, Don said NO bicycles - so to get the bill passed with “bike path” appropriations, that is where the “Fishing Pole” tax came to be, as that was Don's intent – tax those individuals that like wetting a line to pay the paving of the bicycle paths. It worked, and today we pay an extra cost when we buy a fishing lure or worm bait, so the bike paths from sea to shining sea can accommodate, well according to Don, democrats and environmentalists. So Don was OK with this, as he won the bill's approval in the House and Senate then Bush signed off on it – and it didn't have any taxpayers' loot going for the bikers. And even though 1% of this multi-million gift to paving contractors must be “for the arts” and this bill would over time be considered the most wasteful appropriations bill on record by many of his colleagues, it didn't bother “Old Don”. But one day Don was relaxing under a coconut grove tree and was reading up on what a highway appropriation's bill really accounts for when that money is delivered to the states of the Union. Low and behold, and unknown to Don, all new road infrastructure along with re-routes, must include engineering designs for “safe passage of pedestrians” - which includes bicycles! He supposedly went ballistic when he found out that 10% of all funding in his TE-LUE bill was for this “Safe Passage”. So upset, and starting a pow-wow war dance, that is when the coconut fell from the tree and he lost all recollection of his affiliation with Ted Stevens or what lobby paid his way. So today, yes we can thank Mr. Don Young for all the improvements to the roads that now allow safe passage for bicyclists, which he hates. Why? He has been embarrassed, by the democrats and environmentalist because with that bill, with improvements to the “Safe Passage” criteria, bike riding has increased, and that reduces our carbon fool-print, makes us healthier, all things despised by the Stealth-CONs! What goes around from desk to desk over on “K” Street, it comes around, and it is time that we here in Alaska get over that embarrassment and elect to furlough Don, as maybe he still has time to learn to operate a tricycle. And training wheels should be a pre-requisite for anybody that wants to represent this nation, something we should have enlisted upon when we sent MoanaLisa MurCowpie and Begich away, to smell Don's passing gas!

Don Passing Gas in Crowd of Innocent Bystanders

Sick America


America's “Most Despicable Couple” 2014

Nothing worse then wakening up after a good night's sleep to NPR broadcasting an interview with Hillary! Talk about air pollution. I didn't hang around, but did hear her say that Bill was a hard worker and successful and she was thrilled upon that aspect. Bill got a hum job in the “Oval Office”, and where do you think those Cuban cigars found enjoyment? Maybe she meant “hard-on worker” and “suckmeoffcessful”! When the Hillarys and the Bills and the rest like that kind find exodus a life of denial, that what they did while in office was a total disrespect upon “Liberty” and when Hillary finally acknowledges that what Bill did was a total disrespect to women and sent their freedoms back a hundred years, Hillary should ask Bill was it that good? And if anybody sentenced and sealed the fate of Lennon's “Women” this generation, it was the Bill & Hillary show, of weakeness: Women, is the nigger of the world.....and Hillary is still a whore, for Bill “Pimp-Pompous”.

Woman is the nigger of the world
Yes, she is, think about it
Woman is the nigger of the world
Think about it, do something about it
We make her paint her face and dance
If she won't be a slave, we say that she don't love us
If she's real, we say she's trying to be a man
While puttin' her down, we pretend that she's above us
You know, woman is the nigger of the world, yeah
If you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slave
Ah, yeah, if you believe me, scream about it
We make her bear and raise our children
And then we leave her flat for being a fat old mother hen
We tell her, home is the only place she should be
Then we complain that she's too unworldly to be our friend
Well, now, woman is the nigger of the world, yeah, she is
If you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slave
Yeah, if you believe me, you better scream
We insult her every day on TV
And wonder why she has no guts or confidence
When she's young we kill her will to be free
This is the one that I can never remember
But you get the message anyway
You know that woman is the nigger of the world
Yes, she is, if you don't believe me, take a look at the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slave
Yeah, Connely was right, we scream it
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
You know, we make her paint her face and dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
We make her paint her face and dance

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Where's the SEAGULL?

So Enstar is raising its rates? And everybody that should be pissed is pissed, as the Alaska Regulatory Commission didn't allow for the public outburst to make a difference. See, complaceny ruins a good thing, as for years we just let Enstar get away with it, especially when there was an $11-Million dollar over-charge to the U.S. ARMY. And when the Gatling guns were pointed towards Spenard – Enstar Headquarters – they paid quick and then tried to cheat the customers out – that backfired. Look, it's about time, as Enstar pays its executives no where near what they deserve, in comparison to other major utilities around town, like CEA and GVEA up north. Matter of fact, Enstar gave its CEO a raise in 2011, from $338k to $437k, then Enstar stopped publishing the salaries of the top executives. Wait, that meant a $100,000.00 increase? Is this for real, a 130% increase, for what? No wonder Enstar must raise rates, as who knows, that 130% per year may have become the NORM for the executioners branch! What happened to the good old days, when reputable entities like Seagull ran that operation? Ever since SEMCO came to town, it has been highway robbery, year after year after year – just ask Tony the Tiger!

How Much OIL?


So, now the readers want to know what it means for the State of Alaska, with this 17-BILLIONth Barrel of Oil extravaganza? OK, here it is. The state gets its share of the $2-Trillion value of that oil extracted and sold, through a resource production tax. Of that $2T – how many zeros? - the state has garnished $119-Billion. About a 1/3rd of that remains in the Alaska Permanent Fund Reserve – the rest was spent foolishly by politicians. And for US  Alaskanized citizens, we garnished about 30Mirco%, in that PFD welfare program! That means 0.000030%, not much.

Monday, July 28, 2014

17-BILLION


So, since oil was discovered in Prudhoe Bay, today we see the celebration of 17-BILLION barrels recovered then shipped down the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline. Except for a few drops - in comparison - left behind by Captain Joe while visiting Bligh Reef, all this oil has made it to a refinery and processed into a valuable commodity, like motor gasoline and heating fuel. So what does this 17,000,000,000 really mean to us common folk? How about $1,922,102,320,047.59 in profits for the “Gold Diggers”! Yes, that's close to $2-Trillion, happy motoring....

Sunday, July 27, 2014

They Say....


"Don't ever leave the day without a DREAM" - SPAM

One Percent BAD


Why does the religious freak show try to portray the “Creator” in the image of a human, male? HE descended down from Heaven, was crucified, them ascended away with a flock of virgins. Anyway, I was board so tuned into a show about “Outlaw Bikers”, those that wear the 1% patch. To get initiated into a “biker fan club” as a 1%, some outlaws have a “piss-on-me” requirement, wherein the final initiation finds the drunken-up membership lined up to “urinate” on the “brother”, guys and gals dropping the draws to let it fly - talk about a facial, talk about humiliation! So of all the law abiding motorcyclists from sea to shining sea, there is a faction that lives and operates above and outside the law. A club mentality that hates government, hates authority, hates its rivals – those on the other side. It means an existence through extortion, bribery, gun-running, money laundering, racketeering, corruption and influence. And if anybody gets in the way, just piss on them. Damn, sounds just like the 113th Congress. Makes sense, as the obstructionism upon the “We the People” is in favor, of that other 1% - the filthy rich that ascribe to a lifestyle no different then that of an “Outlaw Biker”, at our expense – maybe “Outlaw Bilkers” fits the image. Get this, 50% of those in the Richie “Filthy” Rich 1% category, well they found that wealth, through the same practices that of “Outlaw Bikers”! Like extortion, corruption and racketeering. Yes, we are pissed on daily by Congress, wherein that representative body is pissed on daily by the wealthy class – the trickle down theory is alive and well. Only problem, I believe the “Outlaw Bikers” could run this nation better then.....