Books & Writings by S. Pam McGee

Alaska Short Stack Stories, Series I, II, & III ~ Alaska's Deadliest Sin-Drill Baby Drill ~ Alaskan Company Man ~ Eklutna Lake Worrier ~ From the Fifth Floor ~ Hannah Cove ~ My Journey to Landes House ~ Poemetrics ~ Quinn the "Tanik" Eskimo ~ S.O.S. from Beaver Lake ~ The Teachings of the Swamp Fox ~ Trans-Alaska-Pipeline Funny Stories ~ Spirit Dog & the Ghost Wind(2015)


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Saturday, August 27, 2016

Skip a Rope

Today I call on the honorable governors of this great nation's states of the Union, asking that they come together in efforts to protect the Homeland - as our future is under attack! We have not a presidential candidate on either side worthy of the keys to the Oval Office, let alone the "Launch" button keys. Each and every governor must start thinking about exercising his or her state's "Rights" to make sure the next Commander-in-Chief is indeed "Qualified". No details are necessary the quandary this nation is in with respect to the present candidates NOT of choice. Neither Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump finds anywhere close the foundation nor definition of a leader "We the People" can trust or deserve. And without "Trust" can only lead this nation to ruins should we shame ourselves on November 8th, as the system of merits has crashed and burned with those before us as the only choice. Money makers do not make for honorable leaders. As governors sworn to protect, you should immediately sign an executive order that disallows your state's electors to cast any electorate vote for Hillary or Trump - regardless the outcome of the vote count. "We the People" have little power, and we cherish that "Vote" as a means to defy the tarnish of politics but when we have no other choices, we fail by our actions to "Want" to vote. It is a time for in-action our only Patriotic vice, yet we are afraid to practice abstinence and thus refrain away from casting a vote for outcasts. By mandating protection to the "Faithless Elector" through your executive authority as governors, it would then be up to the House to jury the consequence of your actions to protect. In the meantime Paul Ryan would assume the role as interim Commander-in-Chief. Because both Hillary and Trump's VP candidates have become accomplices to the same criticism, they too have no reason to be part of the next administration. Therefore, so too will the Senate find objections and will allow Orrin Hatch to take over the duties vacated by Joe Biden. I am a democrat, have many friends that keepsake conservatism, yet we remain friends and find the same disgruntlement this election cycle - even though so divided on issues, we come together this one particular scenario of concern. There are no "qualified" candidates running for the 45th. Sure this kind of retreat from precedence could be challenged as a failure of the "Electorate", but the Founding Fathers maintained such protectionism, and today the states must exercise that stand - else we fail as a nation. The system is rigged, and when the indivisible states take such control, then it means business and getting back to business. For those reading this, it is our only way out. Please contact your governor and request such action. DO NOT take NO for an answer, as when trying times are upon us, only governors can get us through such times. For those that find this move a ways and means forward, it is only a Band-Aid. Once the Congress convenes on January 6th to count the electorate vote and finds that the governors have intervened to disallow a Clinton or Trump take-over, should the contingent state's governors challenge the "Electorate", then we can move forward with a delayed election wherein ":Qualified" candidates can come forward. With Ryan and Hatch as interim, then we can maybe find a way out of this mess, as to have a Trump or Hillary at the helm can only tarnish and insult what this nation is all about. In ending, Skip a Rope...

Oh, listen to the children while they play,
Now ain't it kinda funny what the children say,
Skip a rope.

Donald hates Hillary, Hillary hates Donald,
Last night you shoulda heard the fight they had,
Gave little sister liberty another bad dream,
She woke us all up with a terrible scream.

Cheat on your taxes, don't be a fool,
Now what was that they said about a Golden Rule?
Never mind the rules, just play to win,
And hate your neighbor for the parties he's akin.

Cheat on your taxes, don't be a fool,
Now what was that they said about a Golden Rule?
Never mind the rules, just play to win,
And hate your neighbor for the parties he's akin.

Stab 'em in the back, that's the name of the game,
And Hillary and Donald are who's to blame.
Skip a rope, skip a rope,

Just listen to your children while they play,
It's really not very funny, what the children say,
Skip a rope, skip a rope.

and maybe time to Skip an Election!

Original "Skip a Rope" by Joe South

Hillary Ad

Rare Photo Op

TRUMP is...

"Ooh, what a lucky man he was". See, my most recent doctor's visit and a note for my employer on my "Health" cost me a whole lot more then what Mr. Trump doles out for a fitness report. Maybe this is another "Upper Crust Class" privilege. My journey started like this. An hour to drive to my appointment - which mind you had to be made 3-months in advance and during my work-week so I was docked for wages. Then the half-hour wait in the over-crowded like Zika room with sickness all around then another half-hour waiting in a cubby hole like room most likely filled with sickness. Finally a 15-minute visit with a person I thought was a doctor, then my ride back to work. And I felt sicker than ever! So, that physical wherein I didn't even have to laugh, I mean cough, it cost me all told $593 bucks or $3.29 a minute. See, I have good coverage which means rape the provider. Ha, ha it was until I received the bill for my deductible, the cough was now a choke hold! WTF, I am paying more today than ever before! Yes, the system is rigged, but still a NO vote for Trump along with a NEVER vote for BleachBitch. See, the FBI is good but only got a "bit" of the evidence about Hillary's cleaning of the "Private Server" and John Law admitted she used BleachBit...and the rest of the story! According to Doctor Harold "Foreskin" Bornstein, he spent only 5-minutes assessing Mr. Trump's physical state of paranoia - I mean state of health - and performed the "please cough" in Trump's limo - wow, medicine take-out! And the media is stomping on Trump for what it perceives as a rush to judgment why Mr. Trump's hair color is the same color as cesspool overflow! Now had my doctor - the person I thought was a doctor - performed my physical in a rush, low and behold it would have saved me a whole lot of looting - preventive medicine it's called. Now IMAGINE, if all MDs were like Mr. Trump's and paid by the time? So, with that said, I could have been checked out in a Uber at my office, with less sickness surrounding and not lost work wages and with my deductible it would have meant only $17 bucks out-of-pocket - for the entire visit at, drum roll please...$35 genuine green backs. And it could have been performed on my "break time". Maybe this is Trump's resolution to getting rid of ObamaCare. See, medicine likes an hour visit as part of the billing cycle, it is how it makes humongous like profits. Yes, the insurance bills for a visit, even if it takes only 5-minutes it is paying out for the entire time allocated for such a visit. So, if a smart doctor can see a patient every 5-minutes, it means a profit margin of 1200% and medical school loans are paid off in a hurry and that is why the reserved parking spots with shade at the medical offices have Mercedes' taking over. What you mean I can't park there? In all honesty, it shouldn't take so long just to get a weather check and I hate going to the MZikaD, as I always feel heavier upon leaving - as for every office visit we get a prescription for something even Latin scholars are confused to what it means. So bravo to Trump - but instead of targeting the time involved for his Dulcolax suppository prescription, what about the media going after the gusto behind the cost of this kind of "rush" medicine, as this has merit seeking out.
Doctor Foreskin: "I still don't know why Donald's hair-color is the same as cesspool overflow...but he is healthy enough to be the next Oval Office imbecile"

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Floptober Surprise

Time to analyze Hillary Clinton's "Tax Plan", as Bill & Hillary & Chelsea have made a decision, while already counting the chickens before the hatch. See, Bill has made a commitment that should this nation be blessed with his wife's presence in the same Oval Office wherein Monica made "head"-lines, well the family said it will change the way it's "Charitable Organization" works. "It's a family affair, it's a family affair, blood's thicker then mud, it's a family affair". Yes indeed, if Hillary is sworn in on January 20th next year, no more money from foreign terrorists or corrupt corporations will be allowed to fill Hillary's vanity affair. See, for year after year after year this qualified "IRS 990" organization has been nothing but a platform for Hillary's wish, to become the Commander-in-Chief. It was basically a ways and means to funnel money towards her presidential ambitions, all within the law abiding citizens requirements. Look, "Charitable" means nothing, as most of the wealthy have "990s" in efforts to scam away taxable income. Remember, it is 2016 wherein laws have Clockwork Orange like "loopholes" for the 1% that owns 76% of the wealth - still can't take it with you assholes! Yes, income inequality finds a way to shelter one's riches through the "Charitable Organization" label, and it takes a hefty income that most of us salt-of-the-earth only dream about. So take for instance that last 990 filing by the Clinton Foundation. It found global generosity in the tune of $150-Million. Wow, all that to help feed the poor and shelter the homeless - hold those teary eyed thoughts! See, of that amount of loot taken in, only $8-Million goes towards charity. A majority of the donations are used for salaries, as this Clinton network employs many executives and what appears to be free-loaders - those that enjoy a life of luxury wining and dining on someone else's dime. Look, this foundation's donors are not providing out of the goodness of their hearts to help thy fellow hungry and homeless man with wife with child! Donations are for the privilege of an insider. Now even though Chelsea is the "Boss", she does not receive a salary, but spends $millions$ on traveling, eating and enjoying that life of luxury - same with Bill. So it is a front, to promote Hillary around the world. Now when all the donations come to a screeching halt when Hillary is sworn in, what happens to all the salaries never mind any donations to help those in need? Most likely, her cohorts in shame will be given privileged "Do Nothing" jobs in the White House. So that is a tax increase for the "Middle Class" and if there isn't enough loot to  donate for the "Real" cause, I am sure Bill can find a Federal appropriations earmark to fund the piddly contributions towards that cause. When one analyzes the ratio of good to bad this organization, what is taken in as a token of "Brother can you spare a dime" to that which goes to benefit "Charity", it's a crying out loud joke! So that is the treason today the reason the Clinton's are making plans for the "Foundation", as it isn't needed anymore because if she is elected, it has performed its obligation as a "Charitable Organization" - except falls far short its intent to would be benefactors. The only benefactors are those that gave loot as ransom, the insider syndrome. This is it in a Nostradamus nutshell, the Clinton legacy. But troubling times ahead, so maybe the Clinton's best start a recount, of their spoiled eggs! There will come an August surprise, surprise, surprise. And look-out September and October. So Hillary is planning an escape, it be the medical "Trump" card wherein when the shat hits the fan and splatters on her fans, a convenient excuse to find shelter from the storm. Imagine throwing a decorated war veteran under her Bozo bus! Colin Powell is the originator of the 13-rules of leadership: #7 - "You can't make someone else's choices"...Dear Hillary, Mr. Powell did not tell you to use a "private server", please stop lying about it. But Hillary will use the medical "Get Out of Jail FREE" when push comes to shove, as a ways and means to retreat away from her controversies and Bill's covert trash affairs. And once she claims a medical condition, well it all becomes "Confidential" and into the sunset...Freedom at last, for US!

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Too Complicated To Explain?

So Bill Clinton is in the "Dog House", and his penance is to come to Hillary's defense. OK, if else No "makin whoopee" and since Bill has been banned from the "Lolita Express", well he now finds the time to defend her actions as Secretary of State. According to the 42nd in a recent interview:

He also dismissed Comey’s statement that Hillary Clinton was “extremely careless” with the emails and told the questioner that the federal government’s agency-by-agency rules for dealing with classified material is “too complicated to explain.”

Now it's the "Too Complicated To Explain" that finds fascination beyond belief. So here is the "Litmus Test" every damn person that works for the Federal government is sworn upon, this nation's largest employer, what all workers must abide by - made simple so there are NO "complications": Under 18 USC 2071 "We the People" find the following "RULE"!
18 U.S. Code § 2071 - Concealment, removal, or mutilation generally - Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States. PERIOD, PERIOD, PERIOD!

So anybody out there that finds this "Too Complicated To Understand", which on the Phineas J. Whoopee intellectual scale is graded as a 4th grade education...OK, do we really want a person in the Oval Office that has such a difficulty understanding "Simple Simon" things?

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Dear Bill Clinton

Dear Mr. William Jefferson Clinton, please amend your tax returns made public by your wife to include the gift-in-value "income" for  the 26-trips you took aboard Jeffrey Epstein's "Lolita Express" - a.k.a. the under-age whore house on high. If you paid for "makin whoopee", please do not include as income for "We the Reputable People" do not want to hear how you continue to abuse Hillary with extramarital affairs, especially if with under-age sex slaves...
Another ride, maybe no less then 26
What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess?
She feels neglected, and he's suspected
Of makin' whoopee!
Yeah, she sits alone
Most every night
He doesn't phone, he doesn't write
He says he's busy
But she says, "is he?"
He's makin' whoopee...