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Sunday, December 17, 2017

My Wealth...

"My wealth is not measured by dollars and non-sense, but in yester’s day through this day praise hope for the same next days, enjoyment so many of the winged paying tribute to my generosity. The simplicity in a handful of seed for a song, an adulterated open house my wealth this visitor’s time that is all mine so untaxed in relax so without a shelter unto itself nature’s way ~ and a feeling goodhearted within my capacity to understand true wealth against the addiction of greed, for that be my reward this investment, that the value of wealth be still born in the eyes of the beholder." ~ GSM 12/17/2017

Saturday, December 16, 2017

Big Rock Candy Mountain

Remember the last “K Street” fabricated “Tax Reform” that was shoved down our throats? Probably NOT, as “We the People” lose our enthusiasm when it comes to challenging the crooks. “Old Pirates yes they rob I” silly still, so we posse up a vigilante man momentum against the theft then before we know it, the politicians skip our town we shoulder the burden. They show up again, same old thing. Our arousal arsenal is like Erectile Dysfunction on steroids, we have been eunuchized by the Wall Street pimps that have taken over Congress with their citizen elected “Trophy” whores. It is a hoodlum hoodwink, they tell us a lie then stick to nothing but “Trust US” and never come through. And “Trust” for what? More of the same promises promoted to limbo by that lobby greasing. See, way back when under Newt Gingrich’s “Constipation Contract with America”, all that commotion of the “Corporation is a PERSON”, that which demonstrated a ways and means for individuals to get a procedure called the COVFEFE CASTRATION COMPLEX to change their habits and thus be considered a CORPRATION, it was for tax cheating purposes. The U.S. Supreme court under Anthony Scalia finally allowed for the sex change in 2010 under the auspices of “Citizen’s United”. That is the reason the count of “Corporations” has increased 100-fold. But this cheating benefited the wealthy, as the hard-working salt of the earth proletariats that keep America “Green”, we still enjoyed better living conditions and could remain an honest Citizen Kane when it came to handing over a bunch of our hard-earned loot to Uncle Sam. The rich, how about a Citizen Shame! Now with the “Anal Rape Some More Tax Reform” spearheaded our way by the vagabond GOP Congress, what does it really mean dollars and sense wise? They just FUCKED themselves, because they were greedy! SHHHHH…silence my friends, as that “Reform” has not been pistol wipped and wiped clean of finger-prints yet by the MORON, so remain silent until it is official, that “THEY FUCKED THEMSELVES”. See, I am getting the sex change, so I can be a CORPORATION. See some more, the “Corporation” sheltered by the identity of a single person, that only worked for a tax evasion personality when the person-corporation was hauling in a lot of dough-ray-me Harry Reid and by acting out that person, it meant a tax haven away from that horrendous offshore investment. It did no good for the proletariats, as our tax garnishment was still lower than that of the “Corporation” turned a “person” turning a profit. But now that the “Corporate Tax Rate” is to be lowered again, down to 21% almost by half from 35 Biggins – Big Phony Tits. Hey, I am today establishing myself as a “Corporation” being a person one-in-the-same. Then my new tax rate will be 4% lower than that of idiots that don’t take advantage of this cooperation with that imaginary corporation. This is how the “Tax Reform” being rushed to judgement will backfire on the brats in diapers. So, I forgo the 25% tax burden on my income by claiming the “Person is a Corporation” already precedence set, take advantage of the $24k deduction and at my wage, I will see a savings of $3500 buckaroos!  All American’s should take advantage of this cheap thrills, as starting a “Corporation” is indeed cheap. In fact, just claim the status worry about the specifics of legality some rainy day…there is nothing to worry about as the rich started it and we will finish it. The U.S Supreme court has paved the way for it all in concert an honest to God appropriation of identity theft. So, fellow workers in my rank and file, that savings will amount to $43-Billion in lost revenue in a single year to Uncle Sam - which means if all able bodied middle-class Americans take advantage we can bankrupt the Treasury. Then we can start all over with a meaningful and truly simplified tax code under a socialist type of funding. See, when we finally bankrupt the Treasury, all the rich assholes will commit Helter Skelter Hairy Carry. Good riddance is my sentiment. Wow, so thank you MORON and the MORON Congress, for thinking they could pull a fast one over US. Hear Ye, Hear Ye, these United States Corporations of America, We Stand so UNITED – against Congressional Fraud!

Thursday, December 14, 2017


 – Thursday December 14, 2017

According to officials from Kaspersky Lab, the Alabama Senate race saw 22819 votes that went to a write-in candidate named “SASSY”. The Roy Moore campaign chaircursing agent, a Mr. Orange Snatch, has sent a recount request to the State Board of Elections asking not only for a recount, but trying to convince the majority Conservative Board that those “SASSY” votes belong to Ol’ Roy. That would then give the “Bigot Party” an edge up and it could reverse things for Mr. Jones’ lovely daughter, in favor of Roy-Boy-Toy “Everybody Owns A JEW” Moore. See, in Alabama there exists some strange laws, sometimes called the “Blue Hound Ball Sucking”, unanimously passed when Deliverance was popular. Accordingly, opined from those familiar with Gomer Conway’s back-woods pile defecation following the voter defection for a horse instead of a “Pervert”, the fact that a husband & wife team can run for any office and if the combined votes find a majority, they win and can share duties. So, the problem that Roy faces is the fact that “SASSY” is the “perverted” judge's horse, not his wife. But in Alabama, it is man then horse before wife. The reason the wife gets the horse crap rake as a wedding gift, duty calls. This is a convincing argument and the reason that Roy refuses to concede the election, hoping for a late inning erection from LASSIE. This election could be turned around, stay tuned. Even though “bestiality” is frowned upon, it is acceptable for “old grey mares” in “Bama” – the land of moor pedophiles and by judging, a zoophile philosophy.
According to the House & Senate combined COVFEFE Castration Complex “Tax Reform”, the House gets its “Tic” and the Senate its “Tac”, so all registered republicans will receive a bonus, a package of Tic-Tac as a Christmas gift – proof tested by a MORON. Remember, this miracle gem promises a “Whoah. Yes. Whoah. Look at you. You are a pussy. Maybe it's a different one. Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything. What is not clear, was the proof test by the MORON anally or orally administered over No Coke…Pepsi douche while watching the remake of, Deliverance. BPTN tested the Moron’s “tweets” through a Phineas J. Whoopee text-to-audio filter and every damn presidential outburst sings out: “Squeal Like a Pig”.
A massive high-pressure atmospheric zone is consuming ¾ of the United States. It is causing an un-heard of surprise, a negative Dew Point. Look, about 1 in a million understand by definition a normal “positive” dew point, so this “negative” is time consuming. Which means the surrounding air will start to deprive our skin of moisture. Yes, being negative and trying to assume stability, it will start to suck us dry, just like the GOP “Tic-Tac Tax Reform” about to anal rape the middle-class. This sucking, it will lead to massive dandruff and dry skin conditions and being an Act-of-God, not covered by the “Reform” and our streets will soon be covered with, well dead skin akin to a snow fall. And then it will become a feeding frenzy for ants, and the bugs will take over.
From the Grope Underground
COVFEFE: Tillerson Approval “UP”

(Gomer Kellyanne Conway, Congressional Pervert Poster Boy from Alabama)

END – Edition 2-R1

Wednesday, December 13, 2017


 – Wednesday December 13, 2017

“Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And somebody spoke and I went into a…


Ding Dong the Hate is Dead…The Roy Moore and Donald John Trump PERVERT Tag Team failed to score a victory in Alabama’s Senate race. It was not supposed to be such a close call race, wherein a Democrat won by challenging a Rikishi Fatu Stinkface platform. Trump backed this platform! What was forecast as an easy victory for Moore went whacky, as many of Moore’s supporters played out their lemming like instincts, and instead of casting a vote for Moore, followed instructions from another prominent Republican Senator by exercising a write-in because that would prevent any Russian interference. Somebody named Sassy received many of Moore’s votes and now the Moore campaign is calling for a recount and trying to secure those “Sassy” votes in the GOP count.



Donald John Trump must be getting desperate, he has applied for the following job. Qualifications: A president with a record of calling a U.S. Senator a whore, and unfit to clean toilets in Obama's presidential library or to shine George W. Bush's shoes.

From the Grope Underground
COVFEFE: No Coke, Pepsi!

END-Edition 1-R1

Achilles Heel Spurs

Over at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology along Killian Court, is wherein the “Attics of the Pavillions” finds a very interesting historical journal of “Greatness”, amongst human-kindness of the past dedicated to a cause above and beyond. From great minds the likes of Newton to great minds the likes of Gay Lussac to great minds the likes of Daguerre - it’s a long list of accomplishments! When I visit Boston, there is always a break between Sam Adam’s dedication time and taking a walking tall over the Longfellow for a refresher this “Greatness” still today helping destiny’s child find a future. OK, I hang out at Bukowski’s high & dive “Dead Author’s Club” and sure it would be easier to foot it over the “Wrongfellow Bridge” instead. But my therapist Sean Maguire hangs out at the “Commons”, so I detour the easy street and stop by for some words of advice with respect to my “swan fetish”. OK, that bridge is also known as the “Harvard Detour”, but for many of us the “Wrong” finds a better fit substitute the way Henry Murray fooled around with the “Lawful’s” young mind. Who, what, when and why? Ted Kaczynski, subjected basket-case to the CIA MK-Ultra-White experiments at age 16 while a student at Timothy Leary’s “psilocybin” retreat and see what that produced. One of the world’s greatest mathematical minds tortured to become an “Enemy of the People”. Ted would have made a name for himself befit for the “Attic” instead of the so-so-name famed “Unabomber”. Sad that this “Boundary Theory” wizard’s mind is rotting away along Highway 66 plus 1. Now, there has not been a new name added to that MIT memorial of “Greats” for some time by now, so is it due for a facelift? And the winning mind is…it would take the act of the almighty to see the jack hammers and sand blasting preparing the “Attic” for a new name. But Achilles Heel Spurs, Donald John Trump may turn out to be this nation’s, well it is hard to use the word “Greatest” or “Best” or for that matter the “Best of the Best”, but he may gain favor to be included in the “Attic’s” list of great men and women. I’m serious, especially if he hangs on to the “Big Phony tit News” as a vice until his “Apprenticeship” is complete. See, “Access Hollywood” Donald became MORON-in-Thief due the simple fact the Cliton’s ruined the democratic party. And with the repudiated other side of the isle injured while Dubbya went hog-wild groping PoundMeToo upon Merkel, Democracy went limping along and it looked pretty bleak for the future. Not now, NOT a typo with the “CLIT”, it gets the point across. Hillary was the worse-case scenario pick to run for the 45th following the Obama legacy, and today many of US are radicalized as independents because we have reason to believe, proof she hijacked the party! She gave not a rat’s ass about anything as “I’m the only one that matters” was her pride and joy today stolen away by the MORON, that me-me-me-only-me matters selfish fetish shackles. And this bull-crap about torturing those of US with Patriotic stamina that said NAY Hillary, well I am so far enjoying what is going on? For the sane reason that the insane MORON is well ahead of schedule to ruin the “Red Faced” opposition, as the GOP is “Toast”. Both parties will go down in history as “Perverted”! The bailout has already begun, the Elephant Turd and the Donkey’s Ass parties are no longer representative of our standing as a sovereign nation. “We the People” once united have been shat upon from the left and eunuchizd by the right, and that has “Divided” US! And when it is all said and done, there will exist a new spirited “Independence” that will take back ownership of our destiny. Right now, it is totally out of control from sea to shining sea. That “Divide” to conquer is testament that there is today before our very own voter turn-me-off eyes and ears, a warning shot “One Iron” full swing political party affiliation upheaval revolution. Was it planned? If so, what faction is behind this charge of the Get-it-Right Brigade? As I feel the need to shake a hand and offer up thanks, as this re-alignment Revolution was way overdue. Look, we have the best espionage and eavesdropping talents Patriotism can enable. Off course the “harse” knew what was going down by “allowing” Putin’s Russia whores to interfere with that 2016 hackathon election. That interference was necessary to challenge Hillary’s momentum and at the same time engage that foreign disgrace into the election when it counted most, after Trump was named the candidate. For the sole reason that this nation was already on the divide, as for years the “Do Nothing Congress” had been derelict in upholding the U.S. Constitution “By the People and For the People” because of selfish handovers with takeovers by the “Lobby”. The latter dedicated not to “Life, Liberty and the pursuit to Happiness” by hoarding it all for a few. When the 1% WAR was made official by Mitt Romney back during the 2012 election, that was when Democracy’s “secret weapon” went ignited. It is not a plan hatched out in some board room, it is pure unadulterated American Democracy at work without human contributions or interaction, as if there were a means to interfere it would have already been acknowledged and stopped in its tracks - it is a genuine self-inflicted course correction. Like nature at work alongside our wasted debates over our destructive ways and means, nature is already on a correction course just like our Democracy is finding a new soul mate. Right now that honor belongs to Trump, but only for the time required to fix things the way Democracy was designed by our Founding Fathers. Trump isn’t fixing it, just getting in the way so the fix can do its thing. Good riddance is my sentiment, out with the whores in with the new forward looking political system that caters to all our needs, with bipartisan efforts – we can no longer exist with such a divide between our “Brothers and Sisters” all walks of life the same damn commitment. This movement be forevermore once again our “middle-class salt of the earth” destiny, wherein equality is the recipe for success which breeds our survival. We were so close to doom, so this correction course with the MORON at the helm, in time we may thank him for what is still out with the jury to decide upon. Look, this nation had but a few good men sitting in that “Oval Office”. Obama, Carter, Reagan and H.W. Bush. But that only covers 24-years the last 40, not too bad I guess. So, what we see happening right today the “Awful Office” is now under attack, it will never be the same as the “Times they are a-changin” for Democracy’s sake. So, sit back and let it work the way it was so designed when our “Tranquility” was infiltrated by Traitors and interrupted by “Perverts”. WTF is that noise? It’s Mcguire yelling out “It’s not your fault”, like a broken record. Time for another beer, this time 21 Amendment “Black & White” and a salute to OUR DEMOCRACY, that which will prevail and sink the wealth of the rich bastards, those that thought they could take us hostage. Think again assholes as “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” is seeing a makeover and…OK, about the only legacy that the MORON will be remembered upon by future generations is “The president who’d all but call a senator a whore is unfit to clean toilets in Obama’s presidential library or to shine George W. Bush’s shoes.” And maybe when Democracy is once again seated and secured as it was so designed, the 1st Act of the New Congress will be a decree that renames the “Crapper” the “TRUMP”!

Tuesday, December 12, 2017


Look, I give Donald John Trump credit for standing behind the “Voice of Bigotry” of the Roy Moore-ism movement, like a bowel movement it is. See, Melanomia has no friends in Washington, and after a year she is depressed. So, when Roy moves his confederacy to the “Bannon Branded Beltway” and drags along his wife behind Mr. Ed with her “poop patrol rake”, finally Mel will have a friend. When Kayla “I Own a JEW” Moore takes up residence in the Senate stables, now all those delayed 1St Lady “House Warming” parties will commence. “Boudoir Soiree”, reservations for 2! Is that a victory speech I hear calling out from down yonder….

Oxford Town, Oxford Town
Everybody's got their heads bowed down
The sun don't shine above the ground
Ain't a-goin' down to Oxford Town

He went down to Oxford Town
Guns and clubs followed him down
All because his face was brown
Better get away from Oxford Town

Oxford Town around the bend
Come to the door, he couldn't get in
All because of the color of his skin
What do you think about that, my friend?

Me and my gal, my gal's son
We got met with a tear gas bomb
I don't even know why we come
Goin' back where we come from

Oxford Town in the afternoon
Everybody singin' a sorrowful tune
Two men died 'neath the Mississippi moon
Somebody better investigate soon

Songwriters: Bob Dylan
Oxford Town lyrics © Bob Dylan Music Co.

PoundMeToo - Day 325

Monday, December 11, 2017

Robert Mueller’s Day Off

Glory Bejesus Hallelujah, the government shutdown was postponed for another 2-weeks! Because…bum roll please - “unfunded mandate” unmarked freshly minted genuine $100-dollar bills from the Congressional Accountability “Pervert Slush Fund” went repurposed to keep the lights on at the U.S. Treasury. “Unfunded Mandate”? It means an elected Congress approved appropriation that which finds a source of Taxpayer generated income confiscated forever, even if a shutdown occurs it is replenished – it’s perpetual “money” motion science. Just like the salary increases for members of Congress. See, when Congress adjourns after a month’s long Christmas vacation, the 1st roll call used to be the “pay raise” for their salary, it was put up for a vote. If a raise was justified based on “cost-of-living” the vote was usually an overwhelming “YEAMAN”! If the economy was sad and American’s were feeling the pain and suffering of having to get by with moldy stale bread, any pay increase was usually postponed. That is when those so elected tried to be like US. But somewhere along the way the crowded schedule for rule-making, or “Lobby” stool pigeoning, it allowed for that “pay raise” vote to be automatic at the fall of the gavel “Congress In Session – But Out To Lunch.” An automatic “pay raise”? Wow, that seems Un-American. Too bad our elected officials were not like the rest of US – AT WILL! See, I must produce to keep my job and be above “meets expectations” to see any bonus money. Realize that the payments “We the Taxpayers” dish out for very little in return rewards the salary we pay Congress, well the ends do not justify the means. In retrospect, back in 1975 Congress realized a salary of $45000, which is today’s “Average Wage Earned” income across the board. Hoodwinked, as Congress was way ahead of the income curve and could have postponed any increases for about 45-years. But somewhere along the way that increase hit “TILT” of scale and increased 287%, by their own accord that salary ballooned with an additional $130000 bucks of our hard-earned loot confiscated then regurgitated. OK, Congress has not enjoyed a salary raise since 2009, as that is when the “Do Nothing Congress” Bozo Bus circus came to town. OK, when the auditors went back in time there was acknowledged a calculation error along the way, so it is catch-up time – excuses, excuses. Realize also from 1789 through 1825, members of Congress “volunteered” service to country and paid an 8$ per-day per-diem – enough for a Sam Adams, a cheese-burger and a bunk. What a concept, “Look what’s happening out in the streets ~ Got a Revolution ~ Well, we are Volunteers of America, Volunteers of America”! OK, I stand corrected one last time as it was 2009 when the “Congressional Pervert Fund” started to require replenishing, so instead of a pay raise shore up the “Slush Fund” just in case…Hey, with a “Do Nothing Congress” as part of Newt Gingrich’s “Contact Syphilis for America”, spare time allows for a whole lot of nookie negotiating behind closed doors. But that “Pervert Slush Fund” is today like the Eunuchizer wabbit, refills are free and on auto-pilot for the “Please Do Something Congress”! When I ask for "leadership" performance, I don’t mean sexual abuse! But with some chump-change keeping the government up and running for a time before a time-out, with the lights on full bright that makes it easier for the Wall Street crooks to raid the henhouse. And it appears the combination to the “Great Safe” is part of the “Tax Reform” soon to be signed into effect by the MORON. That word “REFORM”, it scares me, but kind of sums it up this “Taxation Reform for Over-Achieving Cheaters 101”. See, in the oil & gas sector a “Reformer” is a chemical process that can take “crap” and disguise it as motor fuel. Yes, take low-octane(that which defines the middle-class) and renegotiate the worth and you end up with high-octane(that which defines the wealthy). See, it works by dismantling through annihilation the low-grade atoms’ peaceful right to be left alone as nature intended, taking the good stuff through castration and rejecting the “left”-overs as, basically burned in “gas chamber like hot ovens” – HEIL ANNIHILATE! Then the confiscated “good stuff” is distributed to blend with – well my car can run on the cheap-thrills whereas that “Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz” needs the good stuff to rock’n roll, especially if a get-away heist from the Treasury or the Russians getting out of Dodge fast with a Mueller-Tail hounding. It is like an added value tax this reforming process. OK, if that science lesson was too difficult and stealing from Paul to benefit Peter doesn’t ring a bell of concern, then it is like stuffing 1-poundMeToo of the Moron’s intelligence in a 10-poundMeToo condom – which means a whole lot of hot air space for premature ejaculations by the circle jerks. His pussy posse. Sorry the “Reform” made me confused as the Moron doesn’t have 1-ounce of intelligence. I will get back to you on this science after conferring with Phineas J. Whoopee my guidance counselor. Yes, I am still in detention, close to 55-years! But on another subject of minority interest, how much has the FBI condemned “Trump Tower and Putin Dildo in Cahoots” caper cost US already? It is also called the COVFEFE CASTRATION COMPLEX, in FBI code. And has any single guilty individual seen the likes of an 8x8 with bars and a toilet pit without a sunscreen? No, and don’t hold your breath. Look, the entire investigation would have and should have been over with by now. There was NO smoking wabbit, maybe it got away! It was just an exercise in pathetic preferential treatment sadistic abuse upon Democracy by the filthy rich kids of “Access Hollywood” perverts. Perverts, like everywhere from the top down all the way down the line – thought this ended with Woody Allen? Like it’s in Vogue to be a “Pervert”! So why is it we have yet to see “Robert Mueller’s Day Off” and continue to see an ongoing probe wherein the heat has been turned up by the J. Edgar Hoover G-Men? See, the Tower MORON attacked the FBI and wherein Phase II - the Putin Dildo evidence – it was but a non-necessity this investigation, even with the firing of James Comey. Until that shot across the bow from Mar-a-Lago, it rekindled faith in a dangerous proposition. It was until recently a nothing-burger, like the 45th Moron-in-Chief, but it is today front and center of attention this ongoing investigation. OK, it is a Witch-Hunt with merit. And to make matters worse off, his Moron staff joined in this attack upon the FBI and now members of the GOP are on board this attack plan to euthanize Mueller. Assholes like Newt Gingrich, mentioned again, who once cherished a Robert Mueller at the helm are now taking cheap shots at the “Chief Law Enforcer’s” credibility? Look, if a guy like Mueller finds his credibility under scrutiny, we as a nation are way off course! That is dangerous territory to venture into, be careful who you tango with especially if this country’s FBI! Not only does that entity know all, hears all, it can make things up that would appear forever to be the “Truth, the whole Truth so help me J. Edgar”. But the Trump Tower, his cohorts in shame and now the GOP Congress, they are STUPID this demonstration to pick a WAR with Mueller. They may win the battles, but in the end it will be COVFEFE time, lights out. So, how best to bring justice for such a jackoffadaisical and condescending perverted justice attitude by the MORON faction of society? Simple, destroy the Trump Tower family name and wealth. That is what is happening, this drip-by-drip is designed to cause hate and discontent amongst the privileged, keeping the perverts on edge. In fighting and finger pointing will implode tranquility then explode and expose it all – it is a self-destructive behavioral mechanism. Mueller acts out the Henry Murray fascination, as to how one with legal lawman power can pretend to push the “needs assessment” to the limit with respect to “Half of the people can be part right all of the time and some of the people can be all right part of the time, but all the people can't be all right all the time” and prevail and laugh all the way to that well deserved “Day Off”! And when the “shat hits the fan” the “Golden Shower” will not have enough capability or capacity to douche douse the meltdown. I am sure this will be the worst Christmas ever for the Trump family and it is wearing away idiot by idiot, the intent of this investigation. Why so this infatuation to destroy an entire family instead of sending a few “stools” to the clink? Prosecuting with the intent to seek jail time is difficult in these situations, compounded by the fact it could end up being an exercise in frustration, due the “pardoning” power of the President. Mueller knows what he is doing, and it is easy to see already the outcome of his plan, which is in REALITY just protecting the men and women dedicated to…well they have a duty to protect the President, his family and all the MORON can do is fire back empty rounds like he suffers from Erectile Dysfunction? IMAGINE attacking those that are supposed to protect – STUPIDITY need I say any more. Which means the MORON gives not a rat’s ass about his family, remember “I’m the only one that matters”. But this is U.S. Taxpayer money well spent, this continued sweeping investigation, as we must start to tear apart the wealth that blinds us through this binding together of despicable favoritism behavior from Un-Patriotic wealth hoarding. This investigation may be the catalyst that tears down that “Wall of Wealth”, that money cannot buy everything! Simple Simon, the more money the more control upon what we get for freedom’s sake in comparison to what they get, it is no longer a 2-way street. Their easy street needs a “Detour” sign! So, Mueller is looking out for, well Patriotic America which is rooted not in tax-free 10-million-dollar estates set aside for purposes of evasion, but this land belongs to the “salt of the earth proletariats” and when the wealthy see fit to act above the law, thank God for Mr. Mueller and the FBI. Said again, this entire “Golden Shower” affair would have been by now but a lessons learned for the sake of “History”, gone away, but the MORON – well maybe he is really broke-poor so has nothing to lose and could in the end claim “Martyrdom” has he and his family cry-baby all the way to Bankruptcy court – and that is where we will see True Patriotic justice served! And when it is official of “Robert Mueller’s Day Off”, rest assured we have taken back what was lost through “Hooky”.

Sunday, December 10, 2017

This Day

Saturday, December 9, 2017

Constitutional PROCLAMATION

Hear Ye, Hear Ye…comes now before the United States Citizens this proclamation ordering and ordaining the following changes to the U.S. Constitution:

Preamble ~ WE the PEOPLE of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Article I (Article 1 - Legislative)

Section 2
3-SUBSET: Section 2-3 is amended with the following additions.
Representatives shall be apportioned among the States included within this Union, wherein ½ of each state’s respective numbers shall be of male gender and the remaining ½ that of female gender. For purposes of Transgenders, declaration of gender is either or none of the above.

Section 3
1-SUBSET: Section 3-1 is amended with the following additions.
The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, wherein 1 Senator shall be of male gender and 1 Senator of female gender. For purposes of Transgenders, declaration of gender is either or none of the above.

Notice: This change to the United States Constitution shall not find itself culpable under any Federal statute or law that which addresses bias based on gender discrimination. This change is effective on January 3rd, 2018 and of record for future election cycles with respect to Representatives and Senators of the United States Congress.

Why for this PROCLAMATION: The 115th Congress has before it a serious problem inherent within its rank & filth file. There exists an unabated practice of unkind acts with aggressive perversion, wherein over $17-million dollars of U.S. Taxpayer monies has been “secretly” awarded as a “Settlement” in sexual abuse cases, the guilty perpetrator a member of this governing body. Yes, a guilty verdict many of those “sworn” to uphold not only their peckerwoody. This “Pervert Slush Fund” to payout the “enablers” was orchestrated by the 104th Congress under Newt Gingrich as House Speaker in his “Contract with America” midnight special. We the People were hoodwinked, then and today the fallout of preferential treatment this “perversion” that which may be rampant. The only clear-cut solution away from such abuse is to allow those of female gender to have more of a say in how Congress aligns itself against such hostilities towards those of the opposite sex. The only way that can be accomplished is by making sure the “female” voice is heard out loud clear and convincing, and that can only be accomplished through equal representation. The time has come for equity of equality, and the best place for that “seed” is in our elected officials on an equal basis. This PROCLAMATION is being proposed by “The Lousy Hat Party” and the plan is to push this decree to the forefront of citizen voters through a special election or included on the ballet for the U.S. Presidential race in 2020. Contributions accepted at This is what will MAKE AMERICA GREAT ANEW!!!!

3-In-1 Lube Job

In the last week alone, 3-members of Congress have resigned due activities unbecoming an Patriotic American and thus contributing to the “Golden Shower” insurgency. Vladimir Putin lit the fuse this “insurgency” and it is tearing apart our Republic’s Democracy, a plan of attack that had been in the works for the last 5-years by this foreign “Enemy of the People”. Best get on board the Simple Simon fact of this matter that Mr. Putin has but a single objective before retiring, destroy the “Red, White & Blue” and our right to “Life, Liberty and that pursuit of Happiness”. Through a “Divided We Fall” challenge, we are losing the battle, which means Putin’s plan is working faster than the time it takes to mend the “breach” of TRUST here in the “Homeland”! We have NOT a Commander-in-Chief, with that individual constantly contributing to the “Great Divide” through “Hate” messaging and it appears that Congress is “Hard aground on Bligh Reef”! And YES “perversion” is gushing out of the compromised hull and polluting the waters. To be more specific this “insurgency”, after being sworn in to honor the U.S. Constitution, these members of Congress packing up and being “evicted” slid into the auspices of a “neurotic psychotic pigheaded politician”. Thank you Mr. Lennon for that latter reckoning who “We the People” are dealing with. In actuality with this Rikishi Stinkface shake-out take-down in Congress, it meant warrants for 3-away in a 3-day stretch - the new theme song for “House” chambermaid may be “Another one bites the dust”! And I am all for it, bring it on as each day’s dismissal saves the U.S. Taxpayers $174000 bucks! How come “We the People” pay these “perverted pigheaded politicians” a salary that is 7.8x the average American wage earned? Let’s hope the trend continues with this abandonment of seat-warmers as I welcome the eviction notices, I will even help the misfits pack up and by the 4th of July we can once again claim no more ball & chain Covfefe Castration Complex and again cherish “OUR INDEPENDENCE”! Or what is left of it after Putin’s plan comes to fruition – we must STOP that plan in its tracks and maybe with these dismissals from Congress, maybe a sign of “The Times They are a Changing” for the better. Bye, Bye Miss American pie MIA is coming back to haunt the scoundrels that think just because we vote them in that they can then live above the law-abiding citizens and confiscate this preferential treatment. NOT on OUR WATCH ANYMORE! The tides are turning, time to take bake OUR Republic’s Democracy that which has been bartered off for pennies on the dollar, yet we still pay for that “Buck” and very little in return. Congressional “PERVERT” slush fund? So, we need to hear more and see more of these “Golden Shower Awards” and with that award the “Eviction Notice” and PLEASE best we not hear of a “Severance Package” slush fund, enough is enough!

And we now have an understanding of what the MORON means by COVFEFE! He was trying to say CORVETTE, he suffers from lock-jaw unless he is in conversation with Putin, then the Moron’s draw drops when he hears the Vladismear recite “big phony tits”! And what’s with this Hope Hick melodrama? She looks like a stale Hugh Hefner cover girl, like a Cover-up Girl Mistress? So in ending and paying tribute wherein such is due….

“Come senators, Congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.”

So is “OUR INDEPENDENCE” challenged, if we let it slide away for the elite only to enjoy, as the barn-yard door is wide open!

Friday, December 8, 2017

John Lennon Today

December 8, 1980 ~ “Somebody spoke and I went into a dream. I read the news, oh boy. And though the news was rather sad…”

December 8th, 2017 ~ Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of…WAR IS OVER IF YOU WANT IT, Glory, Glory Hallelujah! John Lennon taught US the “so easy” solution to ending WAR, before he was mowed down by the insane maniac society that he warned US about a long, long time ago. It came true, this society bent on “Total Political Destruction” the only solution, keeping the citizens at bay any civility towards one another through political control unbecoming an Patriotic American sworn to protect my freedom. Yes, it is Xmas time again, as trees get decorated with little ballerinas and other magical tiny dancers, while shopping sprees highlight giving peace a chance, through road rage timeouts and I see smiles for miles in us all. But why so “We the People” so lucky our right to life and liberty and happiness sing and sway “Undivided” in harmony but for only a few days each year? And the fact this nation remains so divided, it is WAR right smack in the “Homeland” the Great Divide” that which started with the 2016 election – like it was planned? OK, it has been in the planning stage for many years, the time was right and the opportunists made their move. As “Divided We Fail & Fall”, and we are confronting a Democracy in freefall, and it will hurt when we hit the bottom floor of NO RETURN. So, we are at truce for such a short duration during yuletide and joy, but even so the carnage continues with the new-age weapon at our disposal for cheap thrills, that which can be deployed from the comfort of our living rooms – this “Twitter” nonsense which assists in the aiding & abetting this destructive “Divide”. It displaces “HATE” for “LOVE”! That is my New Year’s resolution, to “Kill” my ease of destruction upon…well it could be my neighbor! “Twitter” should have a warning before sending, like “Are You Sure”? So, John Lennon was so right-on when he postulated that “WAR” is over, if! So why is it too close for comfort what appears to be another “American Revolution” from sea to shining sea on the horizon, as we are in the 7th inning stretch of a Constitutional crisis meltdown?  “We the People” have a Congress that wants this WAR to continue on unabated, as when we as a nation are so divided, it gives that body the wherewithouts to act out their mean-spirited aggression and any “Bipartisan” fellowship finds itself drowned in the cesspool of zealous religious jealousy. Remember, “God is a concept by which we measure our pain”, nothing more! Now Mr. Lennon warned US a long, long time ago that politics would become insane with maniacs, and I guess Congressional “perverts”. Remember, “By neurotic psychotic pigheaded politicians. All I want is the truth, just give me some truth. No. short-haired, yellow-bellied. Son of tricky dicky's. Gonna mother hubbard soft soap me. With just a pocket full of hopes.” With that proclamation, Hear Ye, Hear Ye, I ask is it time to abolish the Congress? That body of “misfits” serves NO useful purpose these days, except keeping the insanity of “HATE” vested against “Tranquility” along with this maniac investment to limit our Constitutional fortitude, like a push and shove for a convenient center of attention the likes a bunch of “Nowhere Man” wannabees – and the righteous citizens all walks of life get sucked up in the fallout. Make America Great Again, not with a Congress that cares only about “Me, me, me is all that matters”, the MORON thinks the same. But that is another subject matter onto itself, for today the pain we still feel on the anniversary of Lennon’s…he never died as “LOVE is the Answer, FOREVERMORE”! Always was, always will be, best take that stand or else! And so this is Christmas and John’s dedication to this season of "LOVE" upon one and another sounds aloud, sea to shining sea. IMAGINE, as we could move it to be more than just a seasonal fantasy, John planted that seed and I believe it is about to root, if so we must keep the politicians away from the Round-up! And thanks to Elton John, for singing “Tiny Dancer” for Yoko on this “Strawberry Fields Forever” day of “LOVE”, YOKO, you married a music man! Time to leave, as LOVE is calling….and for today and maybe more to come, FUCK WAR and the WARLORDS, the DADDY WARBUCKS hounds, the WARWHORES that think they represent the American Spirit! Definition of Congress? You betcha….

So this is Christmas and what have you done
Another year over, a new one just begun
And so this is Christmas, I hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones, the old and the young
A very merry Christmas and a happy new year
Let's hope it's a good one without any fears
And so this is Christmas for weak and for strong
The rich and the poor ones, the road is so long
And so happy Christmas for black and for white
For yellow and red ones let's stop all the fights

A very merry Christmas and a happy new year
Let's hope it's a good one without any fear!

Thursday, December 7, 2017

It's Official


Really? Really but for NOT Reality? Legislative members of “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”, those under the umbrella of the United States Congress, at its disposal for personal use is a “PERVERT FUND” courtesy of the U.S. Taxpayers? Yes indeed, a bonafide “Trust-Me Slush Fund” with unlimited resources – because it is an article of bribery before the Treasury’s Treasure Chest – a fund to pay off perversion in a “settlement”! And from a legal standpoint, pinch yourself again as a settlement means never associated “of-record” guilt and usually shows its satisfied face as a “Sealed” disclosure, so we have no idea how much we pay for Congressional “Perverts” to have their cake and eat it to. Double jeopardy is against the law, against the legal merits of the United States Constitution. But if a Senator rapes a staff member, gets caught and then settles with a payout from income garnished away from your hard-earned payola, “We the People” are thus raped - it is without doubt “Double Jeopardy” at its fullest extent. It all started with the 104th Congress back in 1995 when Congress convened after a two-month plus a few days on “TILT” for Halloween with Thanksgiving with Christmas with New Year’s vacation combined all in one. Matter of fact, Congress had 198-days of “Truancy”, but were able to get a bill passed that catered to this “Congressional Pervert Fund”. OK, it is under the auspices of the “Congressional Accountability Act of 1995” and the 1st billed passed after the House and Senate convened and united under the totality of the GOP for the 1st time since 1954. It was Bill Clinton’s 2nd tour of the “Oval Office”, and a house warming party by Monica was to become an attention getter. But on January 3rd, the 1st day back to work, the “Pervert Fund” became Public Law, under what is called an “Unfunded Mandate” – a.k.a. doesn’t fall under government spending bills so is perpetual with respect to what can be stolen away without reservation. It works like this. If government spending stopped at the midnight hour and a “shutdown” was in effect, members of Congress could then spend time with “perversion” and money for this extracurricular activity would be free for the taking – as it is funded by a back-door “spigot”. Wow, Newt Gingrich was the “House Speaker” and when the vote came to the floor, it was 91-YEA, 9-NAY. Barbara Boxer was one of the Senate “NAY” votes. With the House, 394-For and 28 Democrats said “NO”! And, challenge this thought the day before John Lennon’s bad day. John Conyers voted against it. I guess when it became law, it enables! So, but for this fund, a ways and means to get away with rape, legislation that…well log this day as the “Day the music died”, so “Bye, bye Miss American pie”, thanks for what it was worth before perversion set its sights on “Democracy” for all and now includes "Perverts in the mainstream. IMAGINE, you and I paying the fine for members of Congress to play out their pathetic fantasies.

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Nasdarovje - Harvey Whorebanger

No doubt that Donald John Trump used a “concealed wreck’n” snake-oil remedy to lure in voters, especially his wrestle-mania fan club hostages. Sure as “Heel Spur Hell”, in about 100-years a statue of Donald John Trump will replace that of the renowned "Professor Thaddeus Schmidlap", a snake-oil salesman that once lived in Texas and supposedly related to Tom Delay. If you don’t know, don’t ask stupid questions. Look, there “are so” stupid questions that which normally provokes GOP foolish answers. But even with a reasonable request, the GOP finds answers unbecoming reasonableness. No siree Sad Sack, I am NOT a Democrat either! I give the MORON credit, as it is hard to break the fans from their ring-side seats at the Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and on and on “Mania”. Family time, kids do their homework while watching Rikishi “Stinkface” the “Rock”. IMAGINE having a 425-asshole smothering your face, OK it is “FAKE” but something stinks! Hey, next time at a Dwayne Johnson movie debut, take a good whiff as something left its mark. And it is “double jeopardy” this new MORONISM, as it equates to the equivalent head-count of the “Mania” along with imbeciles that wasted away “Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness” time after time watching “The Apprentice”. When combined, holy shit there should be a test before one is allowed to cast a vote for a MORON! Look, it takes a license test to drive legally! The pillars of a clueless society, Wrestling and Reality, nothing fake about it! IMAGINE, casting Thy cherished vote for the MORON after getting “anal thrusting” instructions from Vladimir Putin, pathetic and “All I Really Need To Know I Learned In…” Like an addiction I suppose this “FAKE” this and that, what did the MORON say about “Reality” show audiences? “Bottom feeders of society”. Remember, his fan base has no idea what “Breaking News” means, but when asked about “Breaking Wind” – get the point? Now this is something I totally agree upon this “Bottom Feeding” frenzy with Trump supporters and how their “Boss” reflects upon it, especially coming from the “Golden Shower Man” of the year! He reminds me of those…talk about an addiction. So in all REALITY, is there any difference between Harvey Weinstein and Donald Trump and I question as to why the “Fake FOX” is trying to broadcast that there is a difference? OK, Weinstein attended “sex a-DICK-tion therapy” in 2015 as Donald went along on a bus ride with a Bush, ate Tic Tacs and groped anything and everything that looked or smelled like a pussy! Time overdue to drink our confusion away, and I have found a new gig for the jig – it’s called the Harvey Whorebanger, in honor of Weinstein & Trump;

"SALUTE = Nasdarovje(Russian)"

Ingredients: 1-jig cheap-thrills Vodka, another jig of the same cheap-thrills Vodka, ice cube and a Tic Tac. Pour 1-jig “rested” Vodka in High-Ball glass. Throw in an ice rock. Shake Vodka bottle vigorously, to the point it heats up a little or flies out of your hands and ends up in the neighbor’s kitchen. Now, pour another jig over the ice and toss in the breath mint. The secret in this recipe is mixing the peaceful Vodka with the violent booze.

How to indulge: Guzzle half, yell out NAPPY. Sip half of remaining booze, yell out HEADED, sip remaining glass dry, eat Tic Tac and yell out Nappy Headed Harvey Whorebanger hoes! And see what shows up…If you are breaking wind, shove the Tic Tac up the you know whatchamacallit, but watch-out after that as the ass-kissing MORON support team could get excited once again!

Monday, December 4, 2017

Pushin' PUTIN Petition

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Golden Shower Repairman

Remember Lucille Ball? I surely do and “Oh RICO, Oh RICO” takes on a new headmistress. RICO? Before today it meant Racketeering Influenced and Corrupt Organization Act and an all-powerful legal instrument that was and is today used by the J. Edgar Hoover Lawman of this land to arrest Mafia like gangland groping. So successful this legal tool, when it became the law of the land back in the 70s, that it was extended by Congress to reach-out and seek-out indictments upon non-Mafia Nostra corruption, with success. It became an easy method to indict the players and “Kingpin” in criminal or civil misleading dealings. So, starting right now, replace the “Racketeering” with “RUSSIAN” and all else remains the same for arresting suspicious activity. OK, I always thought that this KT McFarland was just an ordinary imaginary Nappy-headed…and that is mild respect with respect to Donald John Trump’s 200-word “Access Hollywood” dissertation on "De nigger woman is de mule uh de world so fur as Ah can see." Don’t’ understand that line, dig up John Lennon! And all this hoopla about the possibility of a Logan Act booking violation against the mobsters in the White House??? Think again as the way the Toids are reacting to the news that United States ARMY Lieutenant General Michael Thomas Flynn was just following orders in contacting the “Golden Shower” repairman when it was well known that Obama used his own plunger, it exonerates his felony conviction. He was only doing what he was commanded to do, by the MORON-in-Thief Donald John Toid. Sidebar on this Toid: A Trump hemorrhoid that won’t go away!!! What had gone on back stage then when Obama was packing up, what is still going down upon the main stage today as the Toid unpacks our Democracy and desecrates “And Liberty for All” then defecates on the CONSTITUTION, the MORON continues to deny guilt and embraces Putin at every damn opportunity - it is right up the RICO alley-cat highway for prosecuting. OK, the evidence. KT is of record since yesterday that on December 29th of last year and only 22-days prior to the Toid’s swearing in, wherein hardly anybody showed up at the inauguration ceremony except paid recruits, Nappy KT thanked Russia for throwing the USA election to her boss, the Toid! Look, the Toid is very familiar with this RICO stuff when it was still under the auspices of “Racketeering” as in 2013 he was on the defense fence for a RICO charge against him for…drum roll please, money laundering CORRUPTION! Which could have landed this yellow matter custard horrid-hemorrhoid in jail for a very long time, instead it was settled out of court for a $25-million dollar “Get Out of Jail Free” card. Sometimes “Settlements” skirt the true intent of justice served, as it fails the “precedence set” rule. Bribery settlements allow a perpetrator to deny guilt and walk away smiling. Had a settlement not been allowed in this case, “We the People United as Patriots Against Toidism” would not be in this predicament today with an illegitimate president at the helm and only a measly Tricky-Dick finger pull away from total annihilation. He would have been behind bars, and not allowed to ransack our tranquility by being in bed with Putin’s organized crime syndicate. During the 2016 election follies, Putin is of record emphasizing that Russian organized crime “abroad” - which means here in the “Homeland” - was an opportunity, not an embarrassment or a threat. So why has not a RICO standing order been Nappy-headed-ho towards Mar-a-Lago, as we have more than enough proof that Putin influenced the election through the use of his corrupt organizations “abroad”. Why no fall-out so far with enough evidence to indict that ham sandwich’s crumbs? We are afraid to go there, where No Man has gone before to indict a sitting U.S.S.R MORON and everybody associated with the “Toid” is already off the hook this interference our 2016 nightmarish election. Get over it, as the Toids are laughing all the way to their Wall Street banks with the new “Tax Reform” recently unveiled by permission of the Kremlin. Manafort and the others under arrest, that abuse was beyond reach the election erection ejaculation. See, Flynn is not under any “House Arrest”, he is this day probably wining and dining on our buck, as he claims he is “broke”. The only person that has served any time, so far this RICO violation on its face, may be Mike Pence. Oh RICO, he may be under house arrest and doing his time today and – time’s up he be a free man by Christmas. According to Phineas J. Whoopee, a very reliable source that is usually correct wherein G-Men things are kept “Secret”, Pence received only a 90-day sentence with 60 suspended for admitting that he had no idea the “Golden Shower” repairman was not authorized to work in the United States. But this entire fiasco being propelled by “Twitter”, a subsidiary of corruption prevailing under the 1st Amendment Right for flight and requires NO IQ to be a member in “good standing” as it cannot discriminate against “Idiots”, it is a show merely and exactly that, a Hail-Mary curve ball to take our attention away from very serious matters at hand – and that is enough to scare the hemorrhoids into hiding. This again from Whoopee’s “Magical 3D Telescope”. See, not only was the Vladismear successful in getting a “stool” in the Oval Office, his super-techies were able to infiltrate our defense “Tubes” that which communicates critical time-sensitive atmospheric anomalies - like space projectile re-entry activity - to NORAD. And like make believe votes cast in a way to influence Russian perversion, Putin can now re-broadcast “Fake” signatures of incoming ballistic missiles from rogue like nations, including North Korea – to look real by fooling our satellite radars! It could be all a “Hoax” this crap supposedly being blasted off from Hung-ho Hung-lo land! It could confuse the heel spur hell out of our next moves, as Putin is trying to trick US! So, the test continues on and it is Vladismear Putin behind it all – and all the Toid can do for our “Red, White and Blue” is embrace a foreign hemorrhoid when opportunity knocks!

Sunday, December 3, 2017


Saturday, December 2, 2017

Friday Night Special

Here is the GOP’s “Friday Night Special” Tax Reform in a nutshell hot off the backburner afterburner – Burnout EJECT those politicians you SELECTED as REJECTS they are! Trust or Thrust augmentation this afterburn sensation? Yes indeed, Corporate America got the “Thrust” and we were cheated on the “Trust” this legislation. It gives the “Shaft” new life. No need to dissect all 478-pages with unreadable nuisances to illegible nonsense sidebar “cheat” notes in Russian like Pig-Latin, this totally in-denial bull-crap document. In fact, this “Thrust without Trust” is in the essence of the skunk a decree best described in its entirety as “This Page Intentionally Left Blank”, the only worth a waste bucket not even recyclable! Before the 115th GOP Congress and “We Represent but can’t Read” tax code manipulation of 2017, a Mitch McConnel premediated brainchild plan to suffocate the proletariat class income some more, “Corporate Taxation” benefitted the U.S. Treasury at a 35% book-rate-of-return before-scum-scams. The more that entity pays, the less “We the People” must pay out of pocket to fuel things of necessity, like the salary paid without merit the scoundrels in Congress or for “sexual harassment habit” settlements, by the same scoundrels abusing innocent staffers. IMAGINE, a slush fund for perverts, no wonder Donald John Trump wanted to enter this political arena, the fringe benefits. The heck with any salary! But this outdated “Tax Code” about to be changed and become the law of more than ever a poor man’s-land, after write-offs and allowable deductions along with the fuzzy-math no one understands but permitted by IRS auditors, it was in actuality a 15% tax burden – we learned that from Mitt Romney, and he was honest about it. But for 2016, it settled out at 13% plus some chump change. Yes, “Loopholes” that are intentionally imbedded in that “Code” allows for - in reality or else “You’re Fired” - only a 13% garnishment on the mighty corporations like EXXON. About 2x less the average middle-class income bracket payout. Now my good compadre Phineas J. Whoopee calculates that from that outdated 35% long-shot goal post, because not only cannot our Representatives read it appears they cannot count above 1+1, the same math magic will work with the new “Reformation” and in reality again or else, this new and improved “Corporate Taxation” of 20% by the numbers equates to a deficit of minus 2% - through the “loopholes” that will remain. Which means for every dollar of “profit” generated on the books, American Corporations will enjoy a return of 2-cents on the dollar! No need any longer to hide those profits away far and away “offshore”, as starting in a few days it will pay to be honest! This wasn’t by design mind you, it just happens to work that way with the “LOOP”. For a company like EXXON, that means a bonus from Uncle Sam “Feeds You” of…drum roll please, an estimated $40-million bucks every 90-days. Maybe this is a good incentive plan – make a profit enjoy a profit, like I said out loud already, it used to be Uncle Sam “Needs You”, but now if Corporate America, Uncle Sam “Feeds You”. OK, General Electric doesn’t pay any “Corporate Taxes”, that we know and what about Donald Trump? OK, there is a reason we will never see a simplified tax code. It has been tried and tried again, $millions$ has been spent year after year to study “fairness”, yet we never see the light at the end of the tunnel with simplification. Reason? With a simplified tax code, everybody pays a fair share! The 478-pages of this newly ordained GOP proffer fluff, it complicates the heel spur hell out of “Taxation”, so yesterday may be…look, the benefits of a backfire may be what is in store for the scoundrels. For over 40-years the GOP has been trying to force Americans to fend for themselves, by trying to block entitlement programs. So, in a few years when the increasing deficit from this GOP “Tax Cuts” starts to strangle-hold the U.S. Treasury due the fact the payback to “Corporate America” will take precedence over feeding the poor, state’s right will become paramount the “state” of each state. By strangleholds on the Federal funds, a state will react by spending its own money on feeding the poor and other essentials of “Life, Liberty and that Pursuit to Happiness” and better money-management then wasting loot on “golden shower” whores. Which will drive a decrease in the deficit and that in turn will call for less Uncle Sam government bailout spending – this is not the GOP plan, but how it will play itself out. States can probably do a better job today at taking care of things, as things that are out-of-site out-of-mind loses its luster for recovery benefit. When our representatives are far and away removed from the Real McCoy way of life when over yonder the “Beltway” cesspool, they have “zero” idea what life on the ragged edge is all about and at a loss when it comes to describing how the middle-class is so defined today. Remember, it was not the intent of the 1st Continental Congress to mandate that there would always be a central location for members to meet and cheat. It was out of convenience due the sign of the times, with horseback and roads to nowhere fast. So maybe that “Thrust” will cause a “backfire” and maybe it is time to find reason to believe and dictate a total reduction in Federal government spending, to the point: Do we really need a Congress? Not the kind we have taking up residency in the Capitol that which cannot read, cannot write and seems to be pacified by Russian intelligence over its own lack of intelligence. Constitutional Crisis, we are in the 7th inning stretch as this legislation is like a candy store robbery before our very own eyes. So, Corporate America has been given one hell of a Christmas bonus, and that must be funded through a reliable source of income, hold on to your wallet. OK the real reason we have yet to see any equitable “Tax Reform” the past 40-years, we cannot have it both ways. What is good for the rich is lame for the salt-of-the-earth middle-class working heroes, sea to shining sea “This land is your land, this land is my land” not those rich assholes to own ruling rights upon and vice-versa, as when “We the People” win, the rich become sore losers. Now we shall in time see, as to what faction of American society is “In” with this 478-pages of last minute bargain basement legislation, who is going to benefit. See, Congress worked late into the wee-wee hours to steal from Peter to pay Paul, and we know they do not work such overtime for free, or for US – so it was the “Loophole Lobby” that kept the coffee brewing for this legislation’s passage. Look at it this way, with pass-throughs and that minus 2% deficit, if I become an “Independent Corporation” that means my yearly salary will increase by $1400 wonder bucks a year. Remember, it is not a two-way street as there is a dead-end for either US or them! “Biggest act of Thievery ever”? That is what Bernie Sanders had to say about it and he is usually right on such assessments. Are we BANKRUPT, maybe not this day but it appears the henhouse will be in foreclosure very soon. What if, what if we all decided to STOP paying taxes due this theft that is not a question of “If” but “When”? It is possible to defy the U.S. Constitution with respect to collection of taxes, as all middle-class wage earning Americans should now unite under a single “umbrella” of “Patriotic” protection as our vote no longer counts, just ask Putin about that. But our hands, that which works the tools of the trades to keep America beautiful, unlike that vote that is hacked away as soon as an elected official meets his erection maker at the Lobotomy Lobby’s “happy hooker hour”…let the bastards try it! By uniting under a single umbrella of “worker protection”, we own and control everything except the weather, the time has come to make Woody Guthrie proud to be a Beach Haven wonderer. So, on January 30th, 2018, instead of tuning in to watch Donald John Trump embarrass this nation some more in his 1st and hopefully final “State of the Eunuch” address, the “Lousy Hat Party” plans to hold sign-up and registration opportunities for a “One Union Under God” to show those in Congress who really is the “Boss Man & Boss Woman” of this nation! More to come on the “Lousy Hat Party” and this “One Union” drive.

State of the Union

~ CAUTION: his document contains sensitive and confidential information ~

Donald John Trump, as the 45th President of these United States, has accepted an invitation from the 115th Congress to address that body and the American citizens in a State of the Union speech, scheduled for Tuesday night on January 30th, 2018. A sneak preview of his speech for rehearsal purposes has already been delivered to the GOP Congress and is as follows:

“Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of the GOP Congress, my fellow Americans and dearly beloved Russians. For my initial and final address to this chamber, I don’t want to talk just about the next year, neither that of the next few years ahead behind bars, I want to focus on my past” (GOP stands and yells BRAVO Mr. President, clapping to last 10-seconds)

"I moved on her, I did try and fuck her, she was married”(GOP stands and yells FUCK HER HARD - FUCK HER HARD like the “Lock Her Up” chant, with laughs and clapping to last 10-seconds)

“I moved on her very heavily in fact I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture”(House Speaker Paul Ryan, sitting behind Trump’s podium stands and yells out “Look at our shopping spree economy from Tax Reform”, followed by the GOP members standing with applause as they hug one another, another 10-seconds)

“I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn't get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look”(GOP sitting applause, Ted Cruz yells out: "see what Tax Reform Health Care Reform does for women")

“Whoah. Yes. Whoah. Look at you. You are a pussy. Maybe it's a different one. Yeah that's her with the gold”(Trump points to female GOP senator who is wearing a big smile). “I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her”(Entire GOP stands and they raise their party favors in a toast to the Chief, Tic Tacs)

“You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait”(GOP stands and yells out “4 More Whores – 4 More Whores”, with applause to last 10-seconds)

“And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything. It looks good. Oh nice legs huh. It's always good if you don't fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember?”(GOP stands and some members start mimicking a disabled person falling out of a bus, laughs then last 10-seconds)

“We're ready, they’re willing. Let's go. That’s the America I know. That’s the pussy we love. Cherry-eyed. Big-breasted. Opportunists will have the final word. That’s what makes me so hopeful about our future. Because of you. I believe in you. That’s why I stand here confident that the State of our Eunuch is strong. Thank you, bless you, and the United States of America.”

The END of Donald John Trump’s 1st State of the Union address!

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