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Sunday, December 31, 2017

From-Down-Under

Wow, after 342 antagonizing days of decent dissident discord against the GOP and Vladimir Portnoy Putin’s wet dream “boy” as Commander-in-CCC, finally I can agree upon something and lend support the agonizing agenda of the 45th to disrupt “Tranquility”. Low and behold miracles happen, with only 1-day shy “auld lang syne” I rest my case, for a teensy-weensy bit of leniency. CCC? COVFEFE CASTRATION COMPLEX, a.k.a. Portnoy Putin’s complaint against US for castrating the Russian leader’s meddling in our Democratic election process! See, the Ex-MORON - so far the “Ex” only in test phase this broadcast time will tell - has belched out his disgust through that perverted “middle finger texting” on how the Pony Express is wasting U.S. Taxpayer loot for signing on the dotted line a commitment of “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” Sure enough Trump took on a similar oath, he is but a fair weather fiend. Look, get over it even though we were supposed to learn it all in Kindergarten, the wealthy learn an entirely different set of conditional rules – and being nice and playing fair is neither one of those “Fine Citizen Pence” attributes! And there is more, as it was the Second Continental Congress in 1775 that gave Benjamin Franklin the “Postmaster General” title when Ben was being electrocuted by a kite that went sailing for castration relief over the White House. But first a primer on the Uncle Sam “mailman” posse. Mail delivery has praytell, for over 242-years been a break-even money-making proposition – as the mailmen-mailwomen entity’s only obligation through vigilance as a business is to recoup enough income to pay the carriers’ wages. See, all those little Red, White & Blue trucks screaming through our neighborhoods being chased by the “Hood”, the mobile equipment required to get those “Fake” scam “pay us or else” greetings to our elderly, “We the U.S. Taxpayers” provide that handout along with all those Post Offices found in every nook’n cranny sea to shining sea. Remember, “this land is your land, this land is my land” so a post here means a post there that is sometimes the only job creator in these tiny havens of Democracy! So, as long as that little old postal stamp maintains the edge with the yearly wage budget, all is good. But in order to have a better understanding of how the “Mail” posse actually operates, one best look to Alaska – the 49er for a “Lessons Learned” in CASTRATION! See, there are hundreds of remote Alaskan villages that are not connected to a major road system throughout the one-square mile-per-citizen-dense Pence state that was purchased on the cheap from Russia! Another one of Portnoy Putin’s complaints! Now the U.S. Congress has always funded what is called the “Back Door Man” mail delivery route throughout Alaska, at a tune of some $80-Million bucks each and every year for many years now more to come. With no roads it means expensive plane rides aboard “private” small fixed wing planes wherein half of the passenger cabin is reserved for this “Alaska Bypass” freight fright. Even if NO goods, Uncle Sam pays for no show customers. It is costly, getting stuff – including booze and girly magazines – to the bush rats. Yet, to get a Christmas card from Congressmen Don Young’s dungeon in Washington – his fromunder zoo of dead animals – it still costs only 49-cents when in reality it costs $49-bucks and gives inflation a nasty disposition. OK, a 12-pack No Coke Pepsi costs you and I through regurgitated taxation upwards $12-bucks for shipping and handling only – for preferential treatment in Alaska! Yes, shipping costs sometimes more then the sipping goods as the government is trying to cause massive sugar addictions so then it can….what Medicaid? Anyway, let’s get back on track as to why the Pony Express is “bankrupt” today. And for that episode in CASTRATION we must go back some many solstice moons ago, wherein a young entrepreneur tested the limits of how far Uncle Sam would go out on the limb with this “Back Door Man” must deliver! See, there existed very little requirements for what was considered a 1st Class parcel as the Alaskan criteria did not take into consideration “weight” as that would have automaticlly made Don Young agitated – and when Don gets pissed coconuts go flying every which way loose cannons look out. Look, if Don opens that office door to deploy weapons of Moron destruction the entire “Hall of Congress” would have to be evacuated then quarantined! Now when not at his fromunder zoo, Don’s home is off the grid so he relies on the “Back Door Mailman” to get his welfare checks to Ft. Yukon. Now since weight was not a factor that which calculated the cost of Don’s garbage being flown as a passenger, it was by dimension only and by virtue of the intelligence required as a member of Congress in the new-age of John Boehner “stoolers”, only 2-sides counted as to add a 3rd element would mean a volume over an area of interest and that confused this 3rd grade teacher. Yes, Don was at one time a teacher, failed that endeavor so became a U.S. Representative, par for the course of course. Now an outlying village in Alaska was accepting bids to build a new school, which is not a cheap proposition in a place with no roads as in the past it meant construction materials had to be barged up the Yukon River when the ice went out then hauled to the building site on special contraptions that ruined the wilderness, sometimes adding a construction cost “double” what it would take to build the same in Anchorage. Where a road system connected Home Depot to the building site. So this young guy realized that a concrete block that was X x Y was within the U.S. Postal “length x width” definition and thus could be sent on a plane ride joy ride for the cost of a postal stamp and Uncle Sam would eat the costs for the weight problem. No matter how many pallets of bricks as it was a requirement for the USPS to get the goods to the destination on time. So this kid places a bid on the school construction project and due the fact it is “weigh” below any other bids, wins a lucrative contract to furnish the building supplies, or thousands of bricks. When he showed up at the Anchorage USPS “Hub” to send off pallet after pallet of bricks, at first the mail clerk refused service. But the kid produced a copy of the “Congressional Approval” letter and the clerk then gave the OK. For several weeks “private planes” under contract with Uncle Sam - which are rather small so weight restrictions sometimes limited the cargo haul to 15-bricks – well “I built it one plane load of bricks at a time and it didn’t cost me a dime.” Anyway, the kid made out like a bandit. As in his bid he also included a “brick shit house” fee of 50-cents per brick! It was still way below what other contractors had bid in the past for similar remote construction projects – this kid used the system as it was so designed.  With the “windfall” the success of his “brain-child”, he paid off his college loans, paid off all his debt, purchased a rental condo and low and behold he is now helping Don Young negotiate the new “Tax Reform” so this should be an insight into what it will all mean in the coming years – pure FromUnder! And yes, the USPS is being raped over the villain coals, and “We the People Taxpayers” are the recipients for massive over-exposure billings and paying for preferential treatment time and time again in legislation that was designed for a single purpose, so members of Congress like Don Young and MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly can re-capture vote-me-in-again and keep a “Do Nothing for America” job for a lifetime – and then we pay their retirement, medical benefits and who knows what else in lucrative giveaways that are secretly stashed away in page after page of stuff no-one seems to really understand. So, if Donald Trump is NOT a MORON, then maybe he will finally get to the bottom of why in hell the USPS is still a candidate for rape, through legislation designed by the GOP, but I doubt it as he already gave way to incest with the “Tax Reform”. All aboard, yes the GOP knows how to rape US over, and fromunder!

Thursday, December 28, 2017

Heather

Climb every mountain,

Search high and low,
Follow every byway,
Every path you know.

Climb every mountain,

Ford every stream,
Follow every rainbow,
'Till you find your dream.

A dream that will need

All the love you can give,
Every day of your life
For as long as you live.

Monday, December 25, 2017

Joy to the...




Sunday, December 24, 2017

HO hey HO hey HO, Merry…

COVFEFE Morning: As you nestle in for a long winter’s…it’s the day before Christmas so no rest yet, grab the car keys and hit the Mall madness. OK, I have been stalled in traffic for 3-hours. No NOT sidelined by road-rage wait your Round-About turn, but patiently waiting in line at Cozy’s Coffee Corner. I just want a “simple” cup of high-octane “Black Coffee” - but like “Tax Reform”, all these designer drinks take the charisma out of “keep it stupid simple”. Amazing, these cardboard coffee cups we find such an attractive addiction – must be in the water. See, these cups that entertain our fascination to be endowed with a legitimate “caffeine” fixture addiction have a personality all unto its own. “Recycled Consumer Products” is usually printed in “find me” print, or words to the effect that which makes us feel “cozy”, a Portnoy Putin-Clockwork Orange Trump relationship. OK, modern day WWTP 101 – Waste Water Treatment Plant! Not only with the Girl Scouts, but Modern Man has found a way to make extra cash through “cake sales”? See with RCP, it means stuff that finds its origin flushed down the toilet drain which then makes its way via underground sewerage pipelines to that local WTTP. Using “flocculation” techniques – a.k.a. floater patrol – well the surface scum is separated, as it is mostly decaying paper products from the daily TP disposal ritual upon the Throne and of course “Tampons” are included in this soon to be “value added product”. Gross yes, but this stuff is retrieved and pressed into “cakes” void of any moisture and sold to recyclers which then sell it to a paper product manufacturer who then sells it to a paper cup outfit and all along its merry way maintains the “Green” stamp of approval. When we see something with “Made from Recycled Materials” we feel good inside! Now this toilet matter is processed to cause no harm, just don’t let your teething child eat the cup. Wow, the aroma from this cup of mean Joe, time to go shopping. My Christmas shopping list has been “simplified”, in concert with the new “Tax Reform”. Sad, that we see on December 22nd H.R.1 signed by the MORON. Hey, if Rex can call the MIA president by this qualifier, so can I as an Ex-CEO of EXXON knows the proper etiquette about invitations, just ask Joe Hazelwood. What’s that sound, “Land Ahoy”! Look, we pay our Congress $174000 bucks a year and because that body enjoys a truancy rate only one-half that of the MORON…it means a boatload of cash for a few days worth of work and only a single bill passed? I hope the new “Tax Code” has an entry wherein “We the People” can get a rebate from members of Congress when they don’t perform – what a concept. Guaranteed or your money back! Now that “1” in that H.R., it stands for a single action for the 115th U.S. Congress. Pathetic, so be it when I am lost for words!  But the “Tax Reform”, it does NOT simplify the IRS “Enforcement Code” by any stretch of the IMAGINATION. Now even though some on the “other side of the isle” complained about a bill that was over 1000-pages and thoughtlessly handed out right before “Truancy” time off again, this now law-of-the-land H.R.1 is in reality only 158-pages long, as it all depends on how one sets-up “Word”. And if still using Kaspersky on your “Flat Earth” device, anything that was included in this “Bill of Goods” that allows Russian interference the next election is redacted. Small print, confusing print, recycled “consumer” print – no matter what this rushed-to-judgement legislation amounts to 10-pounds of sewerage in a 1-pound leaking tote bag. The trail left by Congress in a hurry leaving town is leaving behind a stench, it stinks! In perspective this “Bill”, 322316-bites, ouch that hurts and 77000 words, yet to be proof-read by the White House. Hey what can you expect as “Preschools Out for the Winter”. On another note. What best recipe defines the MORON’s expedition? OK, like the “simplified” Tax Reform Haven, only 2-ingrediants necessary. So, for Christmas, depending on your Mnuchin Man status, it means a “lump of coal” or a “lump of gold”. So, this Humbug “Tax Reform”, it should be re-titled as H.R.1 the “Delusional Disorder Tax Relief Shelter for Mr. Scrooge”. I tried a truce with the MORON, sent him and the royal family a “Peace Sign”, hoping he would return the same gesture. NOTHING. But I will give him the benefit of dunce doubt, that his upbringing didn’t find time for an understanding of the “peace” symbol and or its authenticity as it pertains to “Patriotism”. See, during that time most of us were engaged in protecting “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”, Donald was being taught the rules of the road by his Father Fred and instead of attending “Peace” protests, it meant KKK birthday parties. And instead of passing out “Tidings of Comfort & Joy” this time of year many silent nights ago, residents of “Beach Haven” were getting a different kind of present, an eviction notice if they were “Black”. Trump Tower owned residential property in Beach Haven NY City and had a clause in its apartment rental agreements – “If you’re black you might as well not show up on the street unless you want to draw the heat”. This is the man who sits before US as…well nothing short a MORON defines this moment and pathetic disregard what this country is supposed to be all about. And if anybody out there still does not have an understanding that “We the People” were robbed of an election and have a monster at the helm, without conviction to uphold the U.S. Constitution, maybe that cardboard cup is affecting your brain’s capacity, just too much “crap”. So tonight, instead of “Twas the night before Christmas”, how about ‘Twas the night before eviction”:

I suppose that Old Man Trump knows just how much racial hate
He stirred up in that bloodpot of human hearts
When he drawed that color line
Here at his Beach Haven family project

Beach Haven ain't my home!
No, I just can't pay this rent!
My money's down the drain,
And my soul is badly bent!
Beach Haven is Trump’s Tower
Where no black folks come to roam,
No, no, Old Man Trump!
Old Beach Haven ain't my home!

I'm calling out my welcome to you and your man both
Welcoming you here to Beach Haven
To love in any way you please and to have some kind of a decent place
To have your kids raised up in.
  
Beach Haven ain't my home!
No, I just can't pay this rent!
My money's down the drain,
And my soul is badly bent!
Beach Haven is Trump’s Tower
Where no black folks come to roam,
No, no, Old Man Trump!
Old Beach Haven ain't my home!

Saturday, December 23, 2017

My 2017 Christmas Letter

So this is Christmas
Come you masters of war
And what have you done
You that build all the guns
Another year over
You that build the death planes
And a new one just begun
You that build all the bombs
And so this is Christmas
You that hide behind walls
I hope you have fun
You that hide behind desks
The near and the dear one
I just want you to know
The old and the young
I can see through your masks
~~~~~

A very Merry Christmas
You that never done nothin'
And a happy new year
But build to destroy
Let's hope it's a good one
You play with my world
Without any fear
Like it's your little toy
A very Merry Christmas
You put a gun in my hand
And a happy new year
And you hide from my eyes
Let's hope it's a good one
And you turn and run farther
Without any fear
When the fast bullets fly
~~~~~
And so this is Christmas
Like Judas of old
For weak and for strong
You lie and deceive
For rich and the poor ones
A world war can be won
The world is so wrong
You want me to believe
And so happy Christmas
But I see through your eyes
For black and for white
And I see through your brain
For yellow and red one
Like I see through the water
Let's stop all the fight
That runs down my drain
~~~~~
A very Merry Christmas
You fasten all the triggers
And a happy new year
For the others to fire
Let's hope it's a good one
Then you set back and watch
Without any fear
When the death count gets higher
A very Merry Christmas
You hide in your mansion'
And a happy new year
As young people's blood
Let's hope it's a good one
Flows out of their bodies
Without any fear
And is buried in the mud
~~~~~
And so this is Christmas
You've thrown the worst fear
And what have we done
That can ever be hurled
Another year over
Fear to bring children
A new one just begun
Into the world
And so happy Christmas
For threatening my baby
We hope you have fun
Unborn and unnamed
The near and the dear one
You ain't worth the blood
The old and the young
That runs in your veins
~~~~~
A very Merry Christmas
How much do I know
And a happy new year
To talk out of turn
Let's hope it's a good one
You might say that I'm young
Without any fear
You might say I'm unlearned
War is over, if you want it
But there's one thing I know
War is over now
Though I'm younger than you
la, la, ah, ah
Though I'm younger than you
Happy Christmas
Forgive what you do
Happy Christmas
Happy Christmas

So this is Christmas
Come you masters of war
Let me ask you one question

And what have you done
You that build all the guns
Is your money that good

Another year over
You that build the death planes
Will it buy you forgiveness

And a new one just begun
You that build all the bombs
Do you think that it could

And so this is Christmas
You that hide behind walls
I think you will find

I hope you have fun
You that hide behind desks
When your death takes its toll

The near and the dear one
I just want you to know
All the money you made

The old and the young
I can see through your masks
Will never buy back your soul

~~~~~
A very Merry Christmas
How much do I know
And I hope that you die

And a happy new year
To talk out of turn
And your death'll come soon

Let's hope it's a good one
You might say that I'm young
I will follow your casket

Without any fear
You might say I'm unlearned
In the pale afternoon

War is over, if you want it
But there's one thing I know
And I'll watch while you're lowered

War is over now
Though I'm younger than you
Down to your deathbed

la, la, ah, ah
Though I'm younger than you
And I'll stand over your grave

Happy Christmas
Forgive what you do
'Til I'm sure that you're dead

Happy Christmas
Happy Christmas


(Philosophic words by John Winston Ono Lennon & Robert Allen Zimmerman)

Friday, December 22, 2017

Oh Happy “T-REX” Days

“I heard the sound of a thunder, it roared out a warnin'. Heard the roar of a wave that could drown the whole world. Heard one person starve, I heard many people laughin'…” So, name a single individual laughing all the way to that Wall Street “Swine-dled” safely hidden away offshore account? Say REX, say T-REX, say T-REX for Texas – it adds up to Black Gold! Hey, offshoring is a “Black” hole. I have written on the following subject many times. But today’s date and mission is another take at this subject matter, warranted re-merit due the “Tax Reform” being close to becoming a law of their land – making a wet dream for the wealthy a Christmas wish come true. Yet it will be but a premature ejaculation, they can only starve us to skin and bones but once then we all stop working. That means the wealthy would then have to wipe their own ass? See, after some 54-years trying with crying, Don Young is ecstatic - even though I thought the Alaskan representative was still in a coma after a baboon with the credentials to vote republican hit him in the head with a coconut and that caused an irrevocable behavior disorder “Lobotomy”. See, in this “Delusional Disorder Tax Reform” comes a reprieve, a pardon already, wherein once upon a time - before Moronism deep throated Democracy - there existed a ban on jurisdictional authority to open up ANWR-Area 1002 for oil development. Alaska’s “Arctic National Wildlife Reserve”, with famed Area 1002 a piece of that “wild” owned by the Eskimo. It is a pristine area in Alaska that has been off limits to resource exploration and development until now – every U.S. President since Carter made that a "Keep Out" priority, from Reagan to H.W. through Bill then onto Dubbya and still off limits by Obama – as it was more important to allow exploration in the National Petroleum Reserve(NPR), then to harass the ANWR wilderness. See, in NPR, oil leaks out of the ground naturally! But, Uncle Sam charges a 20% “Royalty” for those invited to desecrate ancient Eskimo burial grounds. It brings in loot to fill the U.S. Treasury. With ANWR 1002, there is NO government take as it is a sacred Eskimo burial but who cares! Now many upon many solstice moons ago, EXXON invested in an oil deposit that was not really a wise investment development decision – until now. First and foremost, it was located on the northern coast of Alaska and many expensive miles away from Prudhoe Bay – the livelihood of Alaska’s oil development boom. That which was only supposed to last 10-years, that was 40-years ago yet oil in “them thar hills” continues to send barrel after barrel rolling through that historic 800-mile long pipeline. Prudhoe is where the TAPS – Trans Alaska Pipeline System – allows oil and gas development to see the fruits of investments. It allows “Stranded” resources to become “marketable”. Once oil reaches Prudhoe Bay via a Deadhorse, it is sent south and then jumps aboard a tanker and is free to find a buyer. It gives that $$$ signature of approval. So “Tony Tiger” bit the bullet and sank loot into an exploration lease on a piece of property owned by the rich State of Alaska. Now land leases that may contain boat-loads of valuable resources, it costs a bundle “upfront”, with the reasoning it forces developers to not renege on efforts to produce the resource - for sale as a commodity that fills the state’s coffers and wallets of the Lisa MurCowpiefly politicians. It is still a big gamble, as it costs $millions$ to sink a Deep “Permafrost” Horizon test well in Alaska – a state with no sales or income taxation and a yearly citizen’s Cane sugar dividend averaging out at $1000 bucks, giveaways galore a way of life up north in the “Last Frontier”. So after about a 2-year expiration period, a company like EXXON must have a good excuse or good attorneys for not producing a single drop of that “Black Gold”. Else the state will foreclose the lease and with that any development expenditure “write-offs” disappear. Now the Point Thompson lease has been in the EXXON portfolio for many years, with court appeal after appeal and finally the legislative gavel said develop or else. But EXXON was adamant to maintain the lease even with “zero” exploration activity, which cost $millions$ in appeal motions, just to maintain control of a lease that didn’t have an infrastructure to send any fossilized resources to market. Why? Because this lease sits about 25-miles from ANWR Area 1002 – that which was opened today with the “Tax Reform”.  That is but a "stone's throw" away with respect to Alaskan Oil 101. Think about it, it’s not dilusional, opening an area that holds the potential of huge oil reserves that sits at EXXON’s back door? No wonder the XON stock has shot through the roof the past 24-hours! As starting today and for a long time to come EXXON will be the “Gatekeeper” of the Area 1002 resource development. Yes, like a Mafia – pay up or find that “Deadhorse” sharing that bed. See, when finally forced to develop this lease after appeals ran dry, EXXON spent the loot to build a pipeline that runs to TAPS in a “feet dragging” mission. It did not want to develop this formation, EXXON was just patiently sitting out the delays in opening ANWR. And the Pt. Thompson lease is a rather strange formation – called “Retrograde Condensation”! Say what? It means “stuff” that deviates from well-known physical properties consistent with Pressure-Volume-Temperature properties of normal fluids. It behaves like Congressman “for all coconut groves” Don Young, unpredictable. That said, is it worth much to do about nothing? Yes, EXXON is sitting on a “Pot-of-Gold” which means T-REX will make a whole lot of income, from his retirement investments with EXXON. Remember, he left that company to join the Portnoy Putin and Donald Trump love affair and was given one hell of a retirement package that included $millions$ in stock options. With news that “Tax Reform” was simplified today to allow oil development in ANWR - still don’t understand that “simplification” theory - for every $minion$ obligation EXXON owes T-REX, well today Mr. Rex made a Christmas bonus of $2-Million – in a single day! Compare that to your Moron “Tax Reform” bonus of $2000 bucks over a year’s time! And remember, our bonus won't be ready and willing for another 16-months - many will die of old age before that return! Now this “Condensation” owned by EXXON and only a few miles from AREA 1002 - even though worthless on its own due the fact it can evaporate to a nothing burger so can’t be measured so can’t make income - well low and behold it can be mixed into a normal API grade crude oil and enhance its value tremendously, like “Premium” gasoline blending. So, EXXON has the Pt. Thompson processing facility, up and running but not producing like in a warm-stand-down mood, the pumps and pipeline are ready and willing and soon to be open for business will be ANWR Area 1002. EXXON will control what happens in ANWR, as the “Big Players” left Alaska a long time ago and only “Boll weevil” Independents will brave that 1002 – the “Oil Trash” name for new hands! So they will rely on existing infrastructure and pay out handsomely to EXXON to make a few pennies on a dollar’s worth investment - volume my friends volume! And EXXON owns a majority of the TAPS, so it is indeed double jeopardy for the small fish interested in what took place today with “Tax Reform”. And by “spiking” the oil from Area 1002 with that “Retrograde Condensation”, money, money more, well it is “Triple Jeopardy”...wait as with the “Corporate” tax castration from 35% to 21%, it is double jeopardy again and again, a few loopholes and some more agains…it will bankrupt America. And of course it was planned this way and when Rex was sworn in to swear his allegiance to the “FUCKING MORON”, well he can now retire as his main Lee Raymond objective was accomplished. It’s strictly business! A note on “Corporate Taxation”. When the tax rate for Corporate America was at 35%, it is a well-known fact that across the board with “lucrative write-offs” the cost of doing business, that rate was in actuality 15%, less than half the “Tax Codes” original intent of “fair taxation”. So, lessons learned, take the new rate of 21% and find the same “lopsided loopholes” and…drum roll please, a whopping 9% tax rate? No, this country will never go bankrupt, as when the deficit reaches “Helter Skelter” many states will be faced with lack of Uncle Sam appropriations – we are already hearing the warning of this soon to happen misery. And then each state will raise taxes for fundamental services, like police and firefighters, library and schools – only essential services will find recovery. And when a state raises its income taxation rates, hold on to your wallet folks as this “Delusional Disorder Tax Reform” is about to be the biggest tax rate in history – unless you are a Richie Rich! People are already moving in droves to Alaska, no taxation YET!

Thursday, December 21, 2017

Woody & Ady

Woody Guthrie and that proverbial “This Machine Kills Fascists” is alive and well today, as is demonstrated in “Street Fighting Man” Ady Barkan - protecting our DEMOCRACY against the arrest upon our PATRIOTISM and arson upon our FREEDOM by the Donald John Trump “Fascists” ape-rape squads, a.k.a. 115th GOP Mitch McConnell with Paul Ryan Congress! Trump Tower is a sign of Racial Hate, Old Man Trump ordained that signature of segregationist authority during the “Beach Haven Bother can you spare a dime” era, at one time ago when “This land is your land, this land is my land” sea to shining sea without bigotry My Country ‘Tis of We. If “Bigotry” sailed over on the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria…get my point? But “Bigotry” went unchecked when it landed at Liberty Island and spread south like a plague - reason being the Confederates lost the WAR, ape-rape bigotry, and we had the opportunity to hang all the “Turncoats”. But that was NOT the American way – give peace a chance even with those bent on dressing up in drag with those clown-clan outfits. But MY American spirit will never let True American Democracy or Miss Liberty down, no matter what comes from the Moron’s Dysentery Dynasty administration aiding & abetting our “Red, White & Blue” castrated by Vladimir Portnoy Putin’s influence. Martial Law has taken over the GOP Congress, habeas corpus is in effect, as the republican members have become prisoners onto itself that body and those that deny this allegation are subject to a Eunuchizing tribunal, all secretive and if “We the People Proletariats” do not wake up, the wake of FASCISM will soon be staring US smack in the face-the-nation. The Revolution is here…and long overdue as “wealth” has invaded our Tranquility. They have the money, they have the Congress, but we have the knowithal and the nowithal to…be “Street Fighting Americans”, just like Woody, just like Ady!

I suppose that Old Man Trump knows just how much racial hate(WG)
Then I suppose that Donald knows how to sell that racial hate
(WTP)
He stirred up in that bloodpot of human hearts
(WG)
And Donald stirred up in that bloodspot a human Holocaust
(WTP)
When he drawed that color line
(WG)
Then Donald drawed that wealthy line
(WTP)
Here at his Beach Haven family project
(WG)
There at Donald’s Mar-a-Logo family escort
(WTP)
Beach Haven ain't my home!
(WG)
American Haven ain’t their home!
(WTP)
No, I just can't pay this rent!
(WG)
And No, I just can’t ay this red sent!
(WTP)
My money's down the drain
(WG)
His money drowns with pain
(WTP)
And my soul is badly bent!
(WG)
When his soul is Lucifer sent!
(WTP)
Beach Haven is Trump’s Tower
(WG)
American Haven is our Power(WTP)
Where no black folks come to roam
(WG)
Someday we’ll claim that home
(WTP)
No, no, Old Man Trump!
(WG)
No, no, Sold Man Trump!(WTP)
Old Beach Haven ain't my home!
(Woody Guthrie)
And America ain’t theirs to own.
(We The People)



Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Sleeper CELL?

Aerial footage of the Amtrak 501 train wreck site indicates that premeditated sabotage may have contributed to the deadly derailment. AMTRAK strives a culture based upon “superior safety”. Shit happens! Even though there exists convincing eavesdropping evidence from the cock-flight lounge recorder that the train was traveling in excess of the posted 30mph speed zone, there exists other reasons maybe this mishap right before Christmas. The suspicious suspension of a critical “sleeper” may have allowed upstream and downstream rail fastener failures and thus compromised the track gage to cause a catastrophic failure. From the sky view, it appears that the “sleeper” was removed by unorthodox means, dragged out-of-the-way and away its integral structural meaning through remaining indications of ground surface disturbances and subsequent run-off stains. This before the out-of-control accident wiped away the evidence. This accident was a sabotage and not due any maintenance activities or lack of. The failure point surrounding this missing “sleeper” is consistent with the trajectory envelop(shrapnel dispersal) of the main wreck, that of the locomotive and its final resting place on Interstate 5. Speed is still a factor, but due the fact this “Inaugural Ceremony” was late on departure, if any pressure from the powers-to-be a little pedal for the medal, it is the recipe for disaster. Maybe under ultimate conditions of both mechanical wherewithal and weather mild mannered, the track could have maintained motive force integrity for the fast traveling erection without any First Responder Emergency incident. But Casey Jones was a little too quick for judgement that turn, especially with the track ahead missing some critical supports. Conspiracy 101. Hey if 1 + 1…it gets the point across. Now take also into consideration that there was ease of pedestrian access to this bridge and the curve somewhat out in the middle of nowheresvilla, so with the correct tools like a Dollar Store wrench made in China and a crow-bar from a local mistress, along with some mean-spirited muscle, that wooden timber could have been easily removed without sweat and anyone with a K-grade rail dynamics knowledge would have realized that over a short-lived time interval there would come a failure. This was a planned sabotage from what can be seen with the GOOGLE MAP view tools application. Disrupt the moving economy was paramount, especially a few days before Christmas. It all adds up, a picture is worth a thousand words alone by itself - it "tells a story don't it". Yes, most likely “Home Grown” terrorists plotted this event. Look, the Mayor of Lakewood has been an adamant Naysayer of this “Fast Train” concept, an outspoken vigilante man. That packs a punch, sometimes in the wrong direction. Likewise, fallout when Sarah Palin targeted Gabrielle Giffords, the insane are called to duty another’s dissatisfaction with the system. A few beers, a plan is hatched and innocent victims…SarahPAC Tough Todd Palin did what? Talk about a “Train-Wreck” family affair! Now according to the VAMPIRE simulator used to evaluate rail failures, the “Derailment Coefficient” increases dramatically when there is a “Sleeper Failure”. By basically starting off with a pre-triggered event along with imminent vibrations from train traffic, it leads to another neighbor failure then another like the Hatfield & McCoys going at it again, that which increases the “Coefficient” exponentially and soon the lateral forces at any speed are greater then which the rail can handle and a derailment occurs - at any speed. So, maybe we best find this missing “sleeper” that which could lead the authorities to a “Sleeper Cell” bent on hell raising nightmares. Timothy McVeigh is alive and well…

Sunday, December 17, 2017

My Wealth...

"My wealth is not measured by dollars and non-sense, but in yester’s day through this day praise hope for the same next days, enjoyment so many of the winged paying tribute to my generosity. The simplicity in a handful of seed for a song, an adulterated open house my wealth this visitor’s time that is all mine so untaxed in relax so without a shelter unto itself nature’s way ~ and a feeling goodhearted within my capacity to understand true wealth against the addiction of greed, for that be my reward this investment, that the value of wealth be still born in the eyes of the beholder." ~ GSM 12/17/2017


Saturday, December 16, 2017

Big Rock Candy Mountain

Remember the last “K Street” fabricated “Tax Reform” that was shoved down our throats? Probably NOT, as “We the People” lose our enthusiasm when it comes to challenging the crooks. “Old Pirates yes they rob I” silly still, so we posse up a vigilante man momentum against the theft then before we know it, the politicians skip our town we shoulder the burden. They show up again, same old thing. Our arousal arsenal is like Erectile Dysfunction on steroids, we have been eunuchized by the Wall Street pimps that have taken over Congress with their citizen elected “Trophy” whores. It is a hoodlum hoodwink, they tell us a lie then stick to nothing but “Trust US” and never come through. And “Trust” for what? More of the same promises promoted to limbo by that lobby greasing. See, way back when under Newt Gingrich’s “Constipation Contract with America”, all that commotion of the “Corporation is a PERSON”, that which demonstrated a ways and means for individuals to get a procedure called the COVFEFE CASTRATION COMPLEX to change their habits and thus be considered a CORPRATION, it was for tax cheating purposes. The U.S. Supreme court under Anthony Scalia finally allowed for the sex change in 2010 under the auspices of “Citizen’s United”. That is the reason the count of “Corporations” has increased 100-fold. But this cheating benefited the wealthy, as the hard-working salt of the earth proletariats that keep America “Green”, we still enjoyed better living conditions and could remain an honest Citizen Kane when it came to handing over a bunch of our hard-earned loot to Uncle Sam. The rich, how about a Citizen Shame! Now with the “Anal Rape Some More Tax Reform” spearheaded our way by the vagabond GOP Congress, what does it really mean dollars and sense wise? They just FUCKED themselves, because they were greedy! SHHHHH…silence my friends, as that “Reform” has not been pistol wipped and wiped clean of finger-prints yet by the MORON, so remain silent until it is official, that “THEY FUCKED THEMSELVES”. See, I am getting the sex change, so I can be a CORPORATION. See some more, the “Corporation” sheltered by the identity of a single person, that only worked for a tax evasion personality when the person-corporation was hauling in a lot of dough-ray-me Harry Reid and by acting out that person, it meant a tax haven away from that horrendous offshore investment. It did no good for the proletariats, as our tax garnishment was still lower than that of the “Corporation” turned a “person” turning a profit. But now that the “Corporate Tax Rate” is to be lowered again, down to 21% almost by half from 35 Biggins – Big Phony Tits. Hey, I am today establishing myself as a “Corporation” being a person one-in-the-same. Then my new tax rate will be 4% lower than that of idiots that don’t take advantage of this cooperation with that imaginary corporation. This is how the “Tax Reform” being rushed to judgement will backfire on the brats in diapers. So, I forgo the 25% tax burden on my income by claiming the “Person is a Corporation” already precedence set, take advantage of the $24k deduction and at my wage, I will see a savings of $3500 buckaroos!  All American’s should take advantage of this cheap thrills, as starting a “Corporation” is indeed cheap. In fact, just claim the status worry about the specifics of legality some rainy day…there is nothing to worry about as the rich started it and we will finish it. The U.S Supreme court has paved the way for it all in concert an honest to God appropriation of identity theft. So, fellow workers in my rank and file, that savings will amount to $43-Billion in lost revenue in a single year to Uncle Sam - which means if all able bodied middle-class Americans take advantage we can bankrupt the Treasury. Then we can start all over with a meaningful and truly simplified tax code under a socialist type of funding. See, when we finally bankrupt the Treasury, all the rich assholes will commit Helter Skelter Hairy Carry. Good riddance is my sentiment. Wow, so thank you MORON and the MORON Congress, for thinking they could pull a fast one over US. Hear Ye, Hear Ye, these United States Corporations of America, We Stand so UNITED – against Congressional Fraud!

Thursday, December 14, 2017

BIG PHONY TITS NEWS - E2R1


BIG PHONY TITS NEWS ALERT
 – Thursday December 14, 2017

According to officials from Kaspersky Lab, the Alabama Senate race saw 22819 votes that went to a write-in candidate named “SASSY”. The Roy Moore campaign chaircursing agent, a Mr. Orange Snatch, has sent a recount request to the State Board of Elections asking not only for a recount, but trying to convince the majority Conservative Board that those “SASSY” votes belong to Ol’ Roy. That would then give the “Bigot Party” an edge up and it could reverse things for Mr. Jones’ lovely daughter, in favor of Roy-Boy-Toy “Everybody Owns A JEW” Moore. See, in Alabama there exists some strange laws, sometimes called the “Blue Hound Ball Sucking”, unanimously passed when Deliverance was popular. Accordingly, opined from those familiar with Gomer Conway’s back-woods pile defecation following the voter defection for a horse instead of a “Pervert”, the fact that a husband & wife team can run for any office and if the combined votes find a majority, they win and can share duties. So, the problem that Roy faces is the fact that “SASSY” is the “perverted” judge's horse, not his wife. But in Alabama, it is man then horse before wife. The reason the wife gets the horse crap rake as a wedding gift, duty calls. This is a convincing argument and the reason that Roy refuses to concede the election, hoping for a late inning erection from LASSIE. This election could be turned around, stay tuned. Even though “bestiality” is frowned upon, it is acceptable for “old grey mares” in “Bama” – the land of moor pedophiles and by judging, a zoophile philosophy.
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BIG PHONY TITS NEWS UPDATE
According to the House & Senate combined COVFEFE Castration Complex “Tax Reform”, the House gets its “Tic” and the Senate its “Tac”, so all registered republicans will receive a bonus, a package of Tic-Tac as a Christmas gift – proof tested by a MORON. Remember, this miracle gem promises a “Whoah. Yes. Whoah. Look at you. You are a pussy. Maybe it's a different one. Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything. What is not clear, was the proof test by the MORON anally or orally administered over No Coke…Pepsi douche while watching the remake of, Deliverance. BPTN tested the Moron’s “tweets” through a Phineas J. Whoopee text-to-audio filter and every damn presidential outburst sings out: “Squeal Like a Pig”.
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BIG PHONY TITS NEWS Weather Report
A massive high-pressure atmospheric zone is consuming ¾ of the United States. It is causing an un-heard of surprise, a negative Dew Point. Look, about 1 in a million understand by definition a normal “positive” dew point, so this “negative” is time consuming. Which means the surrounding air will start to deprive our skin of moisture. Yes, being negative and trying to assume stability, it will start to suck us dry, just like the GOP “Tic-Tac Tax Reform” about to anal rape the middle-class. This sucking, it will lead to massive dandruff and dry skin conditions and being an Act-of-God, not covered by the “Reform” and our streets will soon be covered with, well dead skin akin to a snow fall. And then it will become a feeding frenzy for ants, and the bugs will take over.
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From the Grope Underground
COVFEFE: Tillerson Approval “UP”
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(Gomer Kellyanne Conway, Congressional Pervert Poster Boy from Alabama)

END – Edition 2-R1

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

BIG PHONY TITS NEWS - E1R1


BIG PHONY TITS NEWS ALERT
 – Wednesday December 13, 2017

“Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And somebody spoke and I went into a…

NO MOORE ROY!

Ding Dong the Hate is Dead…The Roy Moore and Donald John Trump PERVERT Tag Team failed to score a victory in Alabama’s Senate race. It was not supposed to be such a close call race, wherein a Democrat won by challenging a Rikishi Fatu Stinkface platform. Trump backed this platform! What was forecast as an easy victory for Moore went whacky, as many of Moore’s supporters played out their lemming like instincts, and instead of casting a vote for Moore, followed instructions from another prominent Republican Senator by exercising a write-in because that would prevent any Russian interference. Somebody named Sassy received many of Moore’s votes and now the Moore campaign is calling for a recount and trying to secure those “Sassy” votes in the GOP count.

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MY MIND IS IN THE GUTTER – Fake News ALERT

Donald John Trump must be getting desperate, he has applied for the following job. Qualifications: A president with a record of calling a U.S. Senator a whore, and unfit to clean toilets in Obama's presidential library or to shine George W. Bush's shoes.


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From the Grope Underground
COVFEFE: No Coke, Pepsi!

END-Edition 1-R1

Achilles Heel Spurs

Over at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology along Killian Court, is wherein the “Attics of the Pavillions” finds a very interesting historical journal of “Greatness”, amongst human-kindness of the past dedicated to a cause above and beyond. From great minds the likes of Newton to great minds the likes of Gay Lussac to great minds the likes of Daguerre - it’s a long list of accomplishments! When I visit Boston, there is always a break between Sam Adam’s dedication time and taking a walking tall over the Longfellow for a refresher this “Greatness” still today helping destiny’s child find a future. OK, I hang out at Bukowski’s high & dive “Dead Author’s Club” and sure it would be easier to foot it over the “Wrongfellow Bridge” instead. But my therapist Sean Maguire hangs out at the “Commons”, so I detour the easy street and stop by for some words of advice with respect to my “swan fetish”. OK, that bridge is also known as the “Harvard Detour”, but for many of us the “Wrong” finds a better fit substitute the way Henry Murray fooled around with the “Lawful’s” young mind. Who, what, when and why? Ted Kaczynski, subjected basket-case to the CIA MK-Ultra-White experiments at age 16 while a student at Timothy Leary’s “psilocybin” retreat and see what that produced. One of the world’s greatest mathematical minds tortured to become an “Enemy of the People”. Ted would have made a name for himself befit for the “Attic” instead of the so-so-name famed “Unabomber”. Sad that this “Boundary Theory” wizard’s mind is rotting away along Highway 66 plus 1. Now, there has not been a new name added to that MIT memorial of “Greats” for some time by now, so is it due for a facelift? And the winning mind is…it would take the act of the almighty to see the jack hammers and sand blasting preparing the “Attic” for a new name. But Achilles Heel Spurs, Donald John Trump may turn out to be this nation’s, well it is hard to use the word “Greatest” or “Best” or for that matter the “Best of the Best”, but he may gain favor to be included in the “Attic’s” list of great men and women. I’m serious, especially if he hangs on to the “Big Phony tit News” as a vice until his “Apprenticeship” is complete. See, “Access Hollywood” Donald became MORON-in-Thief due the simple fact the Cliton’s ruined the democratic party. And with the repudiated other side of the isle injured while Dubbya went hog-wild groping PoundMeToo upon Merkel, Democracy went limping along and it looked pretty bleak for the future. Not now, NOT a typo with the “CLIT”, it gets the point across. Hillary was the worse-case scenario pick to run for the 45th following the Obama legacy, and today many of US are radicalized as independents because we have reason to believe, proof she hijacked the party! She gave not a rat’s ass about anything as “I’m the only one that matters” was her pride and joy today stolen away by the MORON, that me-me-me-only-me matters selfish fetish shackles. And this bull-crap about torturing those of US with Patriotic stamina that said NAY Hillary, well I am so far enjoying what is going on? For the sane reason that the insane MORON is well ahead of schedule to ruin the “Red Faced” opposition, as the GOP is “Toast”. Both parties will go down in history as “Perverted”! The bailout has already begun, the Elephant Turd and the Donkey’s Ass parties are no longer representative of our standing as a sovereign nation. “We the People” once united have been shat upon from the left and eunuchizd by the right, and that has “Divided” US! And when it is all said and done, there will exist a new spirited “Independence” that will take back ownership of our destiny. Right now, it is totally out of control from sea to shining sea. That “Divide” to conquer is testament that there is today before our very own voter turn-me-off eyes and ears, a warning shot “One Iron” full swing political party affiliation upheaval revolution. Was it planned? If so, what faction is behind this charge of the Get-it-Right Brigade? As I feel the need to shake a hand and offer up thanks, as this re-alignment Revolution was way overdue. Look, we have the best espionage and eavesdropping talents Patriotism can enable. Off course the “harse” knew what was going down by “allowing” Putin’s Russia whores to interfere with that 2016 hackathon election. That interference was necessary to challenge Hillary’s momentum and at the same time engage that foreign disgrace into the election when it counted most, after Trump was named the candidate. For the sole reason that this nation was already on the divide, as for years the “Do Nothing Congress” had been derelict in upholding the U.S. Constitution “By the People and For the People” because of selfish handovers with takeovers by the “Lobby”. The latter dedicated not to “Life, Liberty and the pursuit to Happiness” by hoarding it all for a few. When the 1% WAR was made official by Mitt Romney back during the 2012 election, that was when Democracy’s “secret weapon” went ignited. It is not a plan hatched out in some board room, it is pure unadulterated American Democracy at work without human contributions or interaction, as if there were a means to interfere it would have already been acknowledged and stopped in its tracks - it is a genuine self-inflicted course correction. Like nature at work alongside our wasted debates over our destructive ways and means, nature is already on a correction course just like our Democracy is finding a new soul mate. Right now that honor belongs to Trump, but only for the time required to fix things the way Democracy was designed by our Founding Fathers. Trump isn’t fixing it, just getting in the way so the fix can do its thing. Good riddance is my sentiment, out with the whores in with the new forward looking political system that caters to all our needs, with bipartisan efforts – we can no longer exist with such a divide between our “Brothers and Sisters” all walks of life the same damn commitment. This movement be forevermore once again our “middle-class salt of the earth” destiny, wherein equality is the recipe for success which breeds our survival. We were so close to doom, so this correction course with the MORON at the helm, in time we may thank him for what is still out with the jury to decide upon. Look, this nation had but a few good men sitting in that “Oval Office”. Obama, Carter, Reagan and H.W. Bush. But that only covers 24-years the last 40, not too bad I guess. So, what we see happening right today the “Awful Office” is now under attack, it will never be the same as the “Times they are a-changin” for Democracy’s sake. So, sit back and let it work the way it was so designed when our “Tranquility” was infiltrated by Traitors and interrupted by “Perverts”. WTF is that noise? It’s Mcguire yelling out “It’s not your fault”, like a broken record. Time for another beer, this time 21 Amendment “Black & White” and a salute to OUR DEMOCRACY, that which will prevail and sink the wealth of the rich bastards, those that thought they could take us hostage. Think again assholes as “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” is seeing a makeover and…OK, about the only legacy that the MORON will be remembered upon by future generations is “The president who’d all but call a senator a whore is unfit to clean toilets in Obama’s presidential library or to shine George W. Bush’s shoes.” And maybe when Democracy is once again seated and secured as it was so designed, the 1st Act of the New Congress will be a decree that renames the “Crapper” the “TRUMP”!