State of the Union

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Donald John Trump, as the 45^th President of these United States, has accepted an invitation from the 115^th Congress to address that body and the American citizens in a State of the Union speech, scheduled for Tuesday night on January 30^th, 2018. A sneak preview of his speech for rehearsal purposes has already been delivered to the GOP Congress and is as follows:

“Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of the GOP Congress, my fellow Americans and dearly beloved Russians. For my initial and final address to this chamber, I don’t want to talk just about the next year, neither that of the next few years ahead behind bars, I want to focus on my past” (GOP stands and yells BRAVO Mr. President, clapping to last 10-seconds)

"I moved on her, I did try and fuck her, she was married”(GOP stands and yells FUCK HER HARD - FUCK HER HARD like the “Lock Her Up” chant, with laughs and clapping to last 10-seconds)

“I moved on her very heavily in fact I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture”(House Speaker Paul Ryan, sitting behind Trump’s podium stands and yells out “Look at our shopping spree economy from Tax Reform”, followed by the GOP members standing with applause as they hug one another, another 10-seconds)

“I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn't get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look”(GOP sitting applause, Ted Cruz yells out: "see what Tax Reform Health Care Reform does for women")

“Whoah. Yes. Whoah. Look at you. You are a pussy. Maybe it's a different one. Yeah that's her with the gold”(Trump points to female GOP senator who is wearing a big smile). “I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her”(Entire GOP stands and they raise their party favors in a toast to the Chief, Tic Tacs)

“You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait”(GOP stands and yells out “4 More Whores – 4 More Whores”, with applause to last 10-seconds)

“And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything. It looks good. Oh nice legs huh. It's always good if you don't fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember?”(GOP stands and some members start mimicking a disabled person falling out of a bus, laughs then last 10-seconds)

“We're ready, they’re willing. Let's go. That’s the America I know. That’s the pussy we love. Cherry-eyed. Big-breasted. Opportunists will have the final word. That’s what makes me so hopeful about our future. Because of you. I believe in you. That’s why I stand here confident that the State of our Eunuch is strong. Thank you, bless you, and the United States of America.”

The END of Donald John Trump’s 1^st State of the Union address!

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