Nasdarovje - Harvey Whorebanger

No doubt that Donald John Trump used a “concealed wreck’n” snake-oil remedy to lure in voters, especially his wrestle-mania fan club hostages. Sure as “Heel Spur Hell”, in about 100-years a statue of Donald John Trump will replace that of the renowned "Professor Thaddeus Schmidlap", a snake-oil salesman that once lived in Texas and supposedly related to Tom Delay. If you don’t know, don’t ask stupid questions. Look, there “are so” stupid questions that which normally provokes GOP foolish answers. But even with a reasonable request, the GOP finds answers unbecoming reasonableness. No siree Sad Sack, I am NOT a Democrat either! I give the MORON credit, as it is hard to break the fans from their ring-side seats at the Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and on and on “Mania”. Family time, kids do their homework while watching Rikishi “Stinkface” the “Rock”. IMAGINE having a 425-asshole smothering your face, OK it is “FAKE” but something stinks! Hey, next time at a Dwayne Johnson movie debut, take a good whiff as something left its mark. And it is “double jeopardy” this new MORONISM, as it equates to the equivalent head-count of the “Mania” along with imbeciles that wasted away “Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness” time after time watching “The Apprentice”. When combined, holy shit there should be a test before one is allowed to cast a vote for a MORON! Look, it takes a license test to drive legally! The pillars of a clueless society, Wrestling and Reality, nothing fake about it! IMAGINE, casting Thy cherished vote for the MORON after getting “anal thrusting” instructions from Vladimir Putin, pathetic and “All I Really Need To Know I Learned In…” Like an addiction I suppose this “FAKE” this and that, what did the MORON say about “Reality” show audiences? “Bottom feeders of society”. Remember, his fan base has no idea what “Breaking News” means, but when asked about “Breaking Wind” – get the point? Now this is something I totally agree upon this “Bottom Feeding” frenzy with Trump supporters and how their “Boss” reflects upon it, especially coming from the “Golden Shower Man” of the year! He reminds me of those…talk about an addiction. So in all REALITY, is there any difference between Harvey Weinstein and Donald Trump and I question as to why the “Fake FOX” is trying to broadcast that there is a difference? OK, Weinstein attended “sex a-DICK-tion therapy” in 2015 as Donald went along on a bus ride with a Bush, ate Tic Tacs and groped anything and everything that looked or smelled like a pussy! Time overdue to drink our confusion away, and I have found a new gig for the jig – it’s called the Harvey Whorebanger, in honor of Weinstein & Trump;

~ HARVEY WHOREBANGER ~
"SALUTE = Nasdarovje(Russian)"

Ingredients: 1-jig cheap-thrills Vodka, another jig of the same cheap-thrills Vodka, ice cube and a Tic Tac. Pour 1-jig “rested” Vodka in High-Ball glass. Throw in an ice rock. Shake Vodka bottle vigorously, to the point it heats up a little or flies out of your hands and ends up in the neighbor’s kitchen. Now, pour another jig over the ice and toss in the breath mint. The secret in this recipe is mixing the peaceful Vodka with the violent booze.

How to indulge: Guzzle half, yell out NAPPY. Sip half of remaining booze, yell out HEADED, sip remaining glass dry, eat Tic Tac and yell out Nappy Headed Harvey Whorebanger hoes! And see what shows up…If you are breaking wind, shove the Tic Tac up the you know whatchamacallit, but watch-out after that as the ass-kissing MORON support team could get excited once again!