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Friday, September 23, 2022

Alyeska Pipeline People #4

 Trans-Alaska-Pipeline Milepost #4 Stupidity - NO CONTEST!

Confidence in Declassifying a NUT

He’s NUTS! Just yesterday Donald John Trump said his power to declassify anything and everything he lifted as a Treasonous President, it was like lighting a fart! But today, now he wants the Fredo Cannon “Skunk Court” to issue a “Protective Order” – basically a “Restraining Order” – that all that stuff confiscated by the FBI to be “locked up”, no disclosure! He said it was all declassified, when he lit his last fart in the Oval Office and Mark Meadows swallowed the afterbirth! Now the Fuck’n Moron wants it all “sealed” away with limited access? In that order: “Specifically…shall maintain Seized Materials in secure areas or on secure networks along with a copy of this Judicial Protective Order.” For documents that were free-flying about under Trump’s watch with no such security, for any Mar-a-lago freeloader to “Read All About It”. But this is for a reason. See now Putin will have to abide by the laws of this land and not tell us what the Melania “SHE-SPY” network got away with, that which ended up in Putin’s lap, as it appears a “Restraining Order” will protect Trump, well from “spousal abuse” as Vladimirobitch Putin is getting very mad. Look Putin is upset that the stuff he received courtesy of Maggot-a-lago was a CIA set-up, which he relied upon for his “Special Military Operation” when all Trump got in return was a “Special Masturbator Operation”? Trump knows that, and Putin is embarrassed as that information has failed his “mission”, that he was taken for a joy ride by the CIA - courtesy of a Fuck’n Moron sitting around in the White House lighting farts!




Thursday, September 22, 2022

Alyeska Pipeline People #3

 Trans-Alaska- Pipeline Milepost #3 Alyeska Pipeline Theme Song

Oh Happy Day…

Is not it a great day for “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” in Democracy “sweet land of unfettered liberty” when both Uncle Vova, translated to American slang as Uncle Vulva and Uncle Fuck’n are loosing the battle? Uncle Vulva, namely what the whores on 7th Avenue call Vladimir Vladimirobitch Putin and of course our very own “come-on” Fuck’n Moron the other “Uncle”. Question, now that Letitia James has sent a criminal referral to the IRS against the Trump Tower Dysentery Dynasty, does she get to collect the award for turning in the crooks? As stated: “An award worth between 15 and 30 percent of the total proceeds that IRS collects could be paid, if the IRS moves ahead based on the information provided. Under the law, these awards will be paid when the amount identified by the whistleblower (including taxes, penalties and interest) is more than $2 million.” So either way, she is “$rich$! But Vulva and the Moron - peas in the putrid Russian puke. And I still contend with confidence that Melania Moron was a tramp, I mean “SPY” in a double-pennistration manifestation, with the White House and the Kremlin in a Mobius-Strip reckoning in “patriotism”. OK, only kidding with that “pat” on the back as I believe “Treason” erases any and all inference a “stand by your man” spouse! See, of course “classified” stuff was handed over to the “She-Spy” then Putin was turned on with an authoritarian orgasm for stuff that should have been out of his reach, in what the Fuck’n Moron thought was “military secret gospel briefings” when all the time it was a set-up by the CIA! Because there was a Fuck’n Moron in the Oval Office that was in love with Putin. And Melania was that one-way ticket to ride! So there could not have come a better opportunity for Democracy’s sake to “fake” documents that Trump would joyfully hand over to his lover boy through the double penetration SHE-SPY ring and then Putin would rely on that stuff for his “Special Military Operation” as would Trump rely on his “Special Masturbator”, both actions in TOTAL FAILURE MODE! Look, Putin took for granted something that has failed him, he is just too damn proud to admit it. The CIA has set a plan in motion that will castrate Putin, something that would have not been possible without a Moron in the Oval Office that had a wife that was a Putin “SPY”. And for real, for tax purposes Trump overestimated the size of his toilet with respect to the size of his ass? Gives that word asset a whole new outlook on life from down under looking up! Look, he is a BIG ASS, and thought he could take advantage of US. Same with Puk’n Putin. And now both men will find an entire new chapter in the annals of “History”, under Double Penetration FAILURE! Both taken advantage of by a “whore”! And the best to come, the 11th District Court in its latest opinion in “Fuck’n Moron v. USA”, in a unanimous decision in victory for the DOJ that Trump is a thief with respect to that “Classified Documents” fiasco, well that court is castrating the lower district court – that Fredo Cannon, a Trump appointee, should resign as she has no reason to wear a court rob, as that is a crime of a stolen identity or impersonating a judge. At the same time, that 11th court in a “motion to stay pending appeal” from the DOJ, well in verdict that court went above and beyond any simple opinion, to castrate also the Supreme Court! In calling the bluff of the bluff charge of Baby Brett Kavanaugh, when in a conniption fit Kavanaugh went over the edge the merits a “High Court” of the land, that Trump should enjoy “executive privilege” even when under indictment for “Treason” and the “Baby” tried to throw 200-years of “binding” in precedence set out the window. But today, the 11th Court issuing a 29-page “opinion” for a Simple Simon “motion” that could have been a “Deny” or “Allow” in a single page decision, now we have before US what sets out the Constitutional wherewithal of what is at stake. And even if Trump has a tizzy-fit and wants to spend more of his “cults” hard earned money to defend his “toilet training”, well John Roberts would have to reject any consideration to accept Trump’s continuation of “frivolous craziness”, and that is why the credibility of the Supreme Court is now being tested by the lower courts, even in those courts wherein Trump nominated appointees thrive, as Democracy is what we are all about – even if a Trump supporter believes otherwise. And just in, the Special Masturbator has demanded Trump provide the evidence in a “Sworn Affidavit, proof that the FBI planted some of those “Top Secret” documents at Mar-a-lago as part of a set-up. Donald, it wasn’t the FBI it was the CIA! And good luck with that because if that becomes known about, then Trump will be held for “Treason” for “aiding & abetting” the enemy Putin!

Some young lazy slut has charmed away my brains…Bob Dylan


Tuesday, September 20, 2022

Alyeska Pipeline People #2

 Trans-Alaska-Pipeline Milepost #2 RUN LIKE HELL!


Monday, September 19, 2022

Alyeska Pipeline People #1

Trans-Alaska-Pipeline Milepost #1 Another Pipeline Joke

Thursday, September 15, 2022

DEMOCRACY

The strength of American DEMOCRACY is evident when Vladimir Vladimirobitch Putin is loosing his “special military operation” in Ukraine due a Joe Biden Presidency. As well as Putin’s love-joy Donald John Trump loosing his “special masterbater war” in America due a Joe Biden Presidency. Two stools on the loosing end of a future? DEMOCRACY my friend!


Saturday, September 10, 2022

Putin's Retreat

Earlier today as Ukraine soldiers made advances to take back territory taken away by Russia’s “Special Operation Mission”, wherein the latter has become a total failure, Vladimir Vladimirobitch Putin was seen fleeing his home in a truck that was filled with boxes of documents that originated from Mar-a-lago! Supposedly those documents in “Top Secret” were a set-up by the CIA, knowing the Donald Trump would give it all away and Putin relied on the “fake” information for his ill-fated WAR in Ukraine.




Thursday, September 8, 2022

Tidbit Today in History

Today in History September 8th, 2022

Camilla is pardoned and Steve Bannon is arrested. Tale of Two-Kings!


RED ALERT

* RED ALERT *

With Joint Chiefs Chairman General Mark Milley’s statement today that “Putin’s strategic objective in Ukraine has been defeated” and in harmony what CIA Director William Burns is echoing out, that for Putin and Russia it is “anything other than a failure”, we must be on the RED ALERT, that Putin will retaliate closer-to-home against the United States, in a clandestine like “false flag” operation for revenge. To reiterate, it appears that the CIA plan to engage Putin in a “WAR” he could not win, by providing “Top Secret” military documents through Trump’s Mar-a-Lago that gave away “fake” information that Vladimir Vladimirobitch Putin then relied upon as “gospel” courtesy of Mr. Trump, well what a Trojan Horse “surprise”. Way to go CIA!

Wednesday, September 7, 2022

Trump’s Special Masterbater

It is official from the Fort Pierce County Court Clerk that Judge Aileen Mercedes Cannon will pick the following individual as the Trump Special Masterbater and Steven Bannon as an alternate as follows:




CIA Hoodwinking?

For some reason the CIA has been very, very quiet the past 15-years or so, but that does not mean it has lost its luster as the “SPY” that promotes things sometimes with an evil intent. OK, in the end it is justified for Democracy’s sake. Wow, so the 70 or so “Top Secret” folders that were confiscated and found “empty”, when 28 should have been returned to sender that being the Secretary of the Military which means the contents were “WAR” stuff, empty folders discovered when the FBI surrounded Trump’s “crapper” down yonder, was it a cloak & dagger set-up by the Central Intelligence Agency? For sure sounds like a likely target-of-interest the person-of-interest, using Donald John Trump’s incompetency to get “secret information” into the right hands – yes right hands in efforts to get madmen like Vladimir Vladimirobitch Putin to think he has the detailed goods on Volodymyr Zelenskky, and then attacks Ukraine. Of course that is what is happening today, as Putin is on the verge of a “retreat” in an ill-fated mission. And Ukraine is now in a counter-offensive and taking back its sovereignty. Remember, Putin rode into Kyiv on his crown horse thinking the people would give in and instead was stoned away, his 3-day escapades failed miserably and since then his war machine is just about limping along – to the point his pride and joy as a world leader is in Sad Sack mood. So somehow Putin was given the wrong information as to how to go about his passion to win a war. Surely some document must have explained how to go about this attack, from how the U.S. Military viewed the situation, and Putin took the bait. But it was a set-up, and Putin fell for it! He used secret documents that came from his lover – that set the stage of defeat he’s loosing! And that means he will not be able to extend his pain and suffering, as it is the United States that is controlling that war in Ukraine and Putin is bogged down, as we had a heads up as to how Putin would go about that attempt to take over that neighboring country by military force. We gave Putin the “Green Light”, a plan that was in defeat already. If Putin fails, then he fails the mission as then Russia is vulnerable and will never again strive to take over the European world. A “retreat” is imminent, thanks to our CIA coming up with a plan, and using Donald John Trump as the Trojan Horse to make damn sure that ill-fated plan gets into the right hands. Look, it is World War III we are into with this conflict in Ukraine. The CIA knew it was coming to that as History repeats itself, so the agency realized in opportunity time to short-circuit the Putin plan, by letting Donald John Trump steal secret information in fake and all the time knowing that if that stuff ended up at Mar-a-Lago – which the CIA allowed for a dereliction in the normalcy in its  checks & balances that which controls “top secret” stuff – then that stuff would get outside its intended audience. And it did. And the Vladimirobitch relied on what was provided to him by Mar-a-Lago, and here we are today on the breach of a Putin defeat. And all that craze about finding “nuclear warhead secret codes” at Trump’s “SPY” palace, it is the same damn thing a set-up by our CIA, and who knows how that could confuse our enemy? IMAGINE if Putin fell for those codes and initiated a change and it backfired and his own missiles attacked North Korea, or vice-versa? World WAR III, a war of deception because Donald John Trump gave the CIA an entirely new game to play. And that may be the main reason we may find in the end nothing happening to Donald John Trump for allowing these “Top Secret” documents” to get away from the “privilege”, as it was all a set-up by our CIA in furtherance of Democracy. So Mr. Trump can be thanked for being such a Fuck’n Moron and thus the CIA taking advantage of that attribute, in attention on the World Wide stage.


Tuesday, September 6, 2022

Judge Cannon’s BALLS



From a non-legal “opine”, it is a Simple Simon “Reckoning Ball” what Judge Fredo Cannon meant when she decided to appoint a Special Masterbater for Donald John Trump, per the MAGA Moron’s request. Trump asked for it! But Judge Fredo Cannon’s recital, it falls in the category of “the dog ate my homework”, in just blame it all on Baby Brett Kavanaugh, as to why she had to rule the way she did. In consistency Baby Brat’s despicable “opine” that set into motion the time-tested privilege of “precedence set” and “binding arbitration” no longer the law of this land, yes a sacrilege upon the judicial system in its merit of seeking jurisprudence. It was the Day “Democracy” died and here we are beginning to see the fallout of a Confederacy re-emerging. OK, a Simple Simon “Wrecking Ball”! And now Trump has his court jesters to whack-off his balls.

And of course nothing will happen to Mr. Trump, even if the DOJ gets told by the Special Masterbater that the “empty folders” that once contained “Top Secret” White House recipes of disaster are, “Executive Privileged” even when empty! Yes, “empty folders” that once held secrets are Trump’s privilege, so it means the folders are not empty – prove it says Trump! See, no doubt “Top Secret” recipe stuff has been deep-throat taste-tested by Melania, and…wow, the button to empty the trash has a ring-tone – “From Russia with Love”?