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Monday, January 14, 2019

Syphilis Education Simplified


We as a nation are so united…why in hell is it still called a “Union”? And today that Fucking Moron - Rex Tillerson said that so trademarked that historic keepsake namesake label for his boss - this Moron turned Maggot sank to the deepest of the “deep state” by chanting out words to the effect that Joe Biden was on a “trash heap”? And was then rescued by Obama? This is going down in the history books, as we have a sitting…we don’t have a U.S. President as clowns don’t count. Yet this continues the “Divide” so nauseating with the stench of a Mitch McConnell Confederate Soylent Green Stool plan of distinction destruction. Please reconsider what the Founding Fathers cautioned US upon with too much of that bickering across the isle of blight, “WE FALL”. So I have come to the cross-roads the reason we are so screwed up as a nation, blame it on education! Because we think we are so “brilliant” so can “opine” on the merits of our destiny - pinch ourselves we are “stupid” in the eyes of the beholders of peace without that piece. I’m all for on all fours a “Bulldog” the 1st Amendment right that allows us to water-board “Fascism” to extinction, but remember we are responsible for our “speak easy” if it excites a riot. At least so those states with a State’s right Constitutional “Free speech” with such restrictions. So that “edumacation” must be the common denominator coward the reason the U.S. Constitution is “constipated”. Yes, the Founding Fathers designed “Term Limits” into that “Great Emancipator”, whole different subject but concise education would allow an understanding as to why it was NOT supposed to be a job for life. Back to my report card and why many of us deserved to be serenaded with “grade retention” as we “flunked”, because our educational mindset is corrupt. I mean we share the same illnesses due our diets, so medically speaking we are one in the same somewhat “healthy”. We all drive like maniacs and waste way too much energy “finger-fucking” our neighbors - through episodes in explosive “digital” diarrhea of the “Twitter” feeding frenzy, so it has to be our reliance on “School” that fosters this “Separation” with rage anxiety. Now I am not talking any dereliction the dedicated “Educators” that spend way too much time doing all that required “government paperwork” on their own free time. But “let it be” place blame on the curriculum shoved down the teachers’ throats which in turn is then spoon fed shoved down the student’s body. For real, Betsy Devos is the Secretary of Education? And WWE’s Linda McMahon the SBA chief? Is this payback or…Ok, we don’t have a Real McCoy president so no need for an administration qualified. Now I would have to say kindergarten is the only grade that meets the sanity bar, as we still have Robert Fulghum to thank for that. But from then on out, we are polluted with way too much educational bull-crap. Look, those expensive books for all those classes, how many pages does the teacher have time to cover to cover? I would be generous if I said 50%. So in conference with Phineas J. Whoopee and his “cushion fascination” we propose a drastic change in at least two subjects that matter exciting the “grey matter”. OK, reading seems to be but a forgotten now lost art with all this net-neutrality-neutering with all this Art of the Linkletter and “we all Tweet in a subterranean homesick blues Twitter submarine” deliver us from evil Amen! But take Rithmatic and Histerectomy with numbers with meaning and meaning with numbers. With the “History”, instead of expensive “history books” that depreciate exponentially because it cannot keep pace with constant change, modern history should be nothing more or less then listening to “Woody Guthrie”. Not only was he a hobo that stood in as a deportee and every other damn sea to shining sea job of importance that “Made America Great”, well he was a historian and has “walked the line”. As his trials and tribulations behind that tool with 6-strings more powerful then a six-shooter because it “Kills Fascism” without bullets and blood-shed. IMAGINE, fighting this WAR without guns! So from now on schools will be built with indoor arboretums wherein students can lounge back and listen to Woody - from California to the New York Island, Grand Coulee Dam to the Capitol. Every song that Woody penned is a history lesson, take the Ludlow Children to Sacco and Vanzetti the list goes on forever don’t forget “Old Man Trump”! And when Woody retired, Bob Dylan took over and I could name a few. This “no books allowed” freedom can also be used in law schools, as when one grasps what Woody was all about you get an understanding of what the U.S. Constitution is all about. Talk about killing two birds with one stone! And now onto the number crunching stuff. How many “numerical analysis methods” exist to understand things like how the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline will react to a major earthquake? Too many, and there exists a fundamental demonstratable treatise that proves but for a singular method works - it is called Newton’s “Zero Root” approximation that today takes on an order of accuracy in magnitude that finds no error - especially with the bits and pieces inherent in modern day computer number crunching. And in its fundamental assertation, it is very easily understood. So for those that hate math, this is easy. The brilliance of Isaac Newton along with a Woody attitude is all we need in this “Education” criteria - as it reasons in “Keep It Simple Stupid”! OK, with today’s education we placed the “Stupid” before the “Simple”, it equals a lobotomy. Now for physics, herein we can introduce John Lennon’s “God”, and put aside all that nonsense about “black holes” that made Stephen Hawking sound like an imbecile. Life can be simple, if education were simple. Time for a change how we educate future generations, but IMAGINE a classroom without “books”. Which reminds me, when was the printing press invented as before that students learned much better then today. See, Woody becomes an addiction for Democracy and its survival, so we should promote his knowledge on just about everything “human” our endeavors. And if a person was learned but for a singular equation that can prove a Moron can also be included in this new age study, then I rest me case we have no idea because the “book business” controls the fundamentals of how we educate, it is “big business” in our “business”. We have the knowhow to do things right, yet our individual sovereignty loses touch when the political scene hijacks our “Independence” and tries with success to make “Hobby Lobby laws” and we become merely lemmings. If you embrace the preaching of Woody, what a world it would be! Ok, let me simplify. When you have a Secretary of Education that made it wealthy through “WAR” by profiteering in “Soldiers for Hire”…or an SBA chief that promoted ring side “Ass Suffocation”, what in hell are we teaching our dearly beloved that will inherit our sins? Dear Sons & Daughters, I am NOT guilty, they made us do it and all I can offer, sit back and listen to Woody Guthrie and the rest will come naturally!


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