April Fools We Are

Ok, correct me if I am wrong. In fact, castrate if it falls under the “incontrovertible covfefe” Moron withdrawal symptoms - a disgusting “White Man” disease of syphilis in collusion with Russian gonorrhea accompanied by Ingraham bed sores, for paying too damn much attention to that Judge Jeanine in the bottle of urine, the reason her voice is so distorted. I am glad the medicine man found a cure for that Coultergeist explosive diarrhea. And mind you, Judge Piranha wears the chastity balls-belt in the family and sonny boys Sean and Tucker can no longer be classified as the “Ball Brothers”, more like the “Eunuch Guys”. Now on February 2^nd, this year, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, and went back into hibernation for another six weeks and so did the DOW fall back asleep, seems like a deep state coma. Get this, the ground hogs that occupy the White House lawns have refused to face reality, ever since Sarah Huckabee…I am glad the Country Music Awards canned daddy religious freak! I mean, I mean it is one thing no longer a separation of church from state, but we are in dire straits if Tammy Faye colludes with Maggie’s Farm! And with this February the “Shadow Knows”, at the same time as the time was ripe for “hooky hoodwinking”, the 115^th Congress disappeared for the umpteenth time this year alone! Just how many days of vagrancy before being expelled for the remainder of the year? And with March in like a Lion and too early to tell if out like a lamb, the DOW is decaying - so on par for out like a scram sham. So the Liar King - a.k.a. Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moran - becomes delusional, thinking it’s already April? It has to be a pre-empted April Fool’s joke that was thought up by the itching-for-attention jock-strap for the Gridiron, but may have fallen on deadbeat ears, so the Liar King just sent a repost: “I am accomplishing a lot in Washington and have never had a better time doing something, and especially since this is for the American People!”

Half of the people can be part right all of the time
Some of the people can be all right part of the time
But all the people can't be all right all the time
I think Abraham Lincoln said that

Dylan said that!!!