Clever Cleavage

Talk about “Big Phony Tits”, as that was one hell of a “Clever Cleavage” display by the North Korean “Little Man” to give peace a chance. “All we are saying is give Pyongyang a chance”. How does one go from defiant to “I’m listening”, oh let’s remember his neighbor Xi Jinpingpong just became a dictator for life. Can’t mess with that! Chinese nukes to the left, Russian nukes to the right here we are, stuck in the middle with trust! And there is enough spy vs. spy “satellite” imagery evidence that which proves the Russian Federation is meddling in North Korea’s “nuke” program, as that “meddling” worked on US to turn around an entire presidential election so what’s a few nuclear warheads, so why not assist the “Little Man” with the “Fat Man”? North Korea is already “nuke” capable, that’s how I read into this all-of-a-sudden open arms change-of-heart wherein it may open up a dialogue for “de-nuke” talks with the United States. Our only problem is in the fact the present administration doesn’t have any qualified interpreters that could sit down to talk turkey, as jock itch is rampant in the White House, the reason for all the vacancies. Look, with North Korea it has nothing to do with being nice all of a sudden, as Kim Bong-one would be castrated by his little sister Yo-Yo Mam if ever there was a sign of weakness. And remember what a “de-nuke” recital gets, you are allowed to keep a limited number of bombs, and usually there is funny money involved - we pay you to keep some atrocities in a bottle and we keep funding our own military to keep the Genie in that bottle - it is all part of the modern day “War Machine” mentality. Look, peace does not support Wall Street, get over it - the devil wears the panties in our “House of Warlords”. And when parties come to the table for “de-nuke” strategies, during that time any limited military engagement is off limits - basically speaking Kim Bong-one just called bluff. So now it is time to talk, the reason for this “Clever Cleavage”, it arouses Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron’s attention. About the only time we find an attention deficit not a problem with wannabe Ferhat Fuhrer Trump is when “Big Phony Tits” are part of the landscape. And talk about the Moonscape! In this corner is Kim Bong-one from North Korea and in the opposite corner from the south, Moon Jae-in and the “Battle Royale” ended in a draw. Now that the Bong-one can whistle beneath his breath “Drop the Big One”, even though for the “Little Man” it’s not big but small. Hey, it’s all about penis size between Bong-one and Mr. Moron when it comes to diplomacy. Look, when you see Fuhrer Trump, you can tell he had successful penis implants, it hangs out loud. Either that he has an udder - I guess that fits in the category of a “Big Phony Tit”. But this “Clever Cleavage”, boy did the “Little Man” call Trump’s bluff. The United States has shown an ever-increasing military presence in the China Sea. So when there is an invite to sit down with the Bong to discuss the “de-nuke” option, there will come all kinds of demands, like a “China Sea” demilitarized zone wherein we will be told to go where no man has gone before - stand down. We will lose that advantage to have a military presence nearby, so it means a “So long, farewell auf wiedersehen goodnight”. Trump cannot now, without the possibility of promoting a “Hairy Scary” fallout, make a preempted assault on North Korea’s known nuclear arsenal or test facilities, the reason Bong-one is smiling as he just gained “World Wide” support in a “witness protection” program. And who is behind this “Clever Cleavage”? Jokers to the left, jokers to the right, Xi Jinpingpong and Vladimir Portnoy Putin! See, back here in the states, Henry Murray’s “Needs Based Chaos Theory” has all but wrecked any Oval Office “Tranquility” and the Horney-Moon is over with - just ask Melanomia. And at close of business yesterday, wherein we learned from a close confidante of the Fucking Moron that it is more likely then NOT that the FBI has solid evidence of “Treason”, intentional or unwitting, it is about to 911 the “Trump Tower”. It means the “Trump Tower Doomsday Clock” is too close for comfort, the dysentery dynasty is on its last erection - enjoy that final wet-dream ejaculation. We are losing our fortitude in the global market, due this Moron. And this friendliness with the North is exactly what Moon Jae-in bargained for and won the election away from a corrupt Park Geun-Hye regime under impeachment and maybe this nation needs the same kind of showboating. Let’s start with a long overdue “Impeachment”, a “Treason Trial” to follow wherein the entire “Trump Tower” family is indicted and then we find a leader like Moon that can take US back to normalcy, as only then will “We the People” be on our way to recovery. Only 409-days into the Fucking Moron’s “Reign-of-Treason” formula, the stock market is sick, trade-wars are about to wreck havoc on industrial America and Bong-one would probably find a higher approval rating then this Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron, here in the “Homeland”. It’s 400pm in NYC, the closing bell shows the WALL gained very little, on the same day that we learned North & South Korea had agreed for a sit down towards a de-nuke, which means a peace treaty, and that wrecks the money-making “Warlord” machine. And the only way this Fucking Moron can outwit his “what agenda” losing strategy, continue to disrupt “Tranquility” and that appears to be his Modus Operandi specialty. Even if this “Clever Cleavage” is but Bong-one’s idea of “Big Phony Tits”.