Petrified Penis

The best take away so far with this “PORN vs. the Little White Lie House” is the fact not fiction that attorneys representing the “skin” against the “foreskin” are calling themselves “THUGS” - about time we had that admitted to us from the bench! “Some will rob you with a six gun, and some with a fountain pen.” OK, to put the entire “State Of the Eunuch, S.O.Raunch, S.O.Escaparade” your pick into perspective, it is Woody Guthrie vs. Beach Haven all over again. The words of “The Great Mandala”, wow, so fitting for this day and age - similarities galore not to bore if the Mobius Strip is in effect! Fucking Moron this is scary creepy crawler critter scat! In another 2-weeks time, shy a day or so, John Bolton - we are doomed! There is a reason the Fucking Moron “Still” - after Rex resigned the shoe still fits so wear it even if heel spurs - he cannot find decent lawyers to get him out of a mess I guess, they are out spending their loot because they now they cannot take it with them - repeat after me, we are doomed. I just watched a “FAKE NEWS” special about the military being prepared for a nuclear war, how the “Nuclear Football” plays out to accommodate the big bang theory. How come the Fucking Moron still finds assholes in uniform at his disposal that would launch a pre-empted strike if he had a bad hole day? No not a Stormy hole, in golf. WE ARE DOOMED! Why has not there taken place in honor of our “Founding Fathers” and in patriotic honor our “Constitution” a mutiny? See, all this fascination that we live by an eye-for-an-eye “shiner” tooth-for-a-tooth “decay” chain-annihilation first strike-strike back, what if one of those “Nuclear Suitcase” things that went missing during the “Cold War” and still unaccounted for goes off in NYC? There is no incoming missile signature to trace back this Armageddon to its rightful owner - so when the city becomes a charred cesspool in a matter of seconds, who in hell do we attack to get even? OK, just lob a few nukes at North Korea! “We are free now, we can kill now, we can hate now, now we can end the world. We’re not guilty, he was crazy…” Colonel Walter Kurtz ring a bell? No NOT with Kim Bong-bug, the Fucking Moron I am talking about. Take Apocalypse Now along with Portnoy’s Complaint along with Clockwork Orange - the 45^th’s Oval Office. And with Mike Pence, reminds me of “Hannibal Lecter”! Yes a psycho Commander-in-Chief like in Kurtz, as this is the mold that the Fucking Moron’s military mentality was hatched from. Too bad Fred Christ Trump couldn’t afford condoms back some 70-years ago! I just watched Anthony Scaramoochi, once upon a time the White House “Director of Castration” lasting an award-winning career winning 10-days on the job and was “FIRED” by the Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron, so he has credibility. Being “Fired” by a Moron is becoming a pre-requisite for that “Petrified Penis” envy award. The Moron posse has that and that only going for it, the definition of “petrified”. And I hope Bolton finds a means to break that “You’re Fired” cesspool speed record, by 10-days please don’t let this Apocalypse Now Moron anywhere close to the “football”. NO John, it is Not a toy! As a “reality show” show-boater this “Scatamocchi” confidante of the “Trump Tower” lasted, yes 10 whole days on the Oval Office “payroll” and New York High Rise “unemployment” must pay swell. Get a job with the Moron, get fired then “mooch” your way around town - gainful employment, who me? I wonder what kind of severance packages are being handed out with the 45% turnover that has become the only thing in the Moron’s presidency that is predictable - maybe not affordable! We need to borrow $300-billion by today and since we pissed off Xi, Treasury bonds are sinking. OK, the Fucking Moron’s approval rating is at an unprecedented 420-day all-time high, some 42% and that is only possible by double-dipping those that have been awarded a vote along with a back-up vote - Republican and Independent - just ask Vladimir Portnoy Putin how it works. So the margin of error is on the negative side…drum roll bum role please and more like a 21% NOT FAKE approval rating. Now if we take away the “Black Man” discrimination when Obama was our “Commander-in-Chief”, the 44^th’s approval rating was 58% by regression calculations, after the same amount of time in office. The Moron’s approval rating in comparison to a “Great Leader”…we are doomed! A town in Alaska that finds a majority of Russian descendants, in a recent poll Vladimir had a higher approval rating than the Fucking Moron wherein these Americanized citizens - like Africanized bees - still called out Portnoy Putin as their leader. It was due to confusion, as they thought they understood the U.S. Constitution. Amazing that the longest yard to date goes to Kellyanne Conway and she still insists that her boss is a liar and wants to see his tax returns. She must have something in her purse. But what is in it for these short-timers? See, usually such going away gifts are subject of an NDA - just like with Stormy’s hard working hands job as Mistress Spanker. I am still nauseated over the 60-minutes broadcast, as Putin knows what to get the Moron for Christmas, a paddle with his own mugshot. That fact be known today that the Fucking Moron likes to be spanked with his own mugshot, is that not like face-sitting? Better yet, the Rikishi Stinkface and maybe our only hope is to turn the White House into a WWE “Circus” as it is already a bonafide “Cousin Eddie Freak Show” extravaganza. But here is my newest take on why the Fucking Moron refuses to release his tax returns. He is pulling an Elizabeth Warren, with the “Pocahontas Hanta” virus. See, Chief DT Stormybow is probably claiming “Native American” heritage with privileges for the Trump Tower dysentery dynasty, so Istinka Rump Casino royalties are tax free. Ever wonder why the traffic coordination lights at casinos favor those going in with loot and those going out broke over the citizens main traffic patterns? WE ARE FUCKED! The sad thing, by a FUCKING MORON! Defined aa a “Stupid Person”, so what does that make the rest of US that just sits around letting the stupidity sink in, soon it will sink US. Wow, did Kim Bong-bug just pull a fast one, by that olive branch express to Xi Jinpingpong. See, history tells us that when North Korea and China are buddies, it is all for one and one for all China will protect North Korea from any military hostilities - so the Fucking Moron Bolton “Hail Mary” is finished. And that is great, as Bolton hasn’t even packed his bags for that trip to the Oval Office and his first day on the job is…SOORY POSITION CANCELLED. And maybe we can be free now, from the thought of a first-strike against North Korea that would kill millions and be the precipice of WWIII. In fact, we may as well pack our bags away from a military presence in that region, as even South Korea’s Moon said if elected he would neutralize the U.S. maintained THAAD missile system. Wow, is this the Fucking Moron’s plan? See, if we are not needed in the China Sea, then we can furlough a bunch of military stuff, staff and troops which could amount to a $40-Billion savings - which is the same amount needed for his pat rock, that “WALL”…

If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. 
Who will help me plant it?
Not I, said the cow.
Not I, said the duck.
Not I, said the pig.
Not I, said the goose.