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Monday, January 26, 2015

Boehner Treason?


According to a poll performed by Phineas J. Whoopee and Associates, House Speaker John Boehner did indeed commit “Treason” by inviting Bennie Nintendoyahoo to deliver a speech before the 114th United States Parliament without permission from the White House. TREASON: the crime of betraying one's government. So is Boehner still a free man? Of course, as with all the other members of Parliament absent and away on “stump summits”, only Mitch McConnell was left to fend for some semblance of Constitutional “conviction against eviction”, and like we have witnessed through time...I am the walrus, goo, goo, g'joob along with elementary penguin, well “We the People” have been brain-washed again. 
 "Mitch McConnell and John Boehner"


I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Mr. City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the eggman
("How do you do sir")
They are the eggmen
("The man maintains a fortune")
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob Goo Goo Goo g' joob
Expert, texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you
(Ho ho ho hee hee hee hah hah hah)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allen Poe
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo goo g' joob
Goo goo
Juba juba juba
Juba juba juba
Juba juba juba
Juba juba
(Oh I'm a tired, servicible villain)
Songwriters LENNON, JOHN WINSTON / MCCARTNEY, PAUL JAMES

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