I
just finished reading MoanaLisa MurCowpie's “Little Red Lie”
dysentery dissertation – an editorial that lasted about 10-minutes
front & center on one of Alaska's “National Enquirer”
Internet-tabloids then shoved aside by the dispatch editor, which
means nobody was hitting on MurCowpie. It used to be publish or
perish, now more like get “hits” or “bye-bye”! But the
non-interest is par for the course of course. See, many Alaskans
believe she's a transvestite in disguise and afraid to come out of
the closet. As she never shows up in Alaska and those in the know in
D.C. have no idea whom we may be talking about when an outsider
mentions the “other” Alaskan senator? According to legend, when
down in Ketchupkan christening the M.V. Susitna, MoanaLisa was seen
using both the “Men & Womens” bathrooms, then again, there
was an awful lot of Dom Perignon floating around and the wind was
gusty, so maybe the welders went paranoid! The biggest bottle of
bubbly ever purchased was used at that “christening” ceremony! So
even though the “boat” has yet to accommodate a “single”
passenger, that “bottle” has become history! See, when empty it
was filled with Sarah Palin e-mails - courtesy of Sean Parnelli - and
is floating around somewhere on the high seas. But yes, MoanaLisa was
on hand to “christen” the “Boat Nobody Wants”! That doesn't
bother me, MoanaLisa's preference - no not the champagne - as I am
all for LGBT and we need more of “those kind” in Congress. See,
maybe if the Congressional “crappers” were coed, then maybe
something would get accomplished, over a good shat! But MurCowpie's
take on the 114th Congress, it's frightening to say the
least. So, the rhetoric sounds good with “We are One”, but when
you read between the lines with a little “Douglas Brinkley”
history, it is full of lies and MoanaLisa was caught “Red Handed”,
again. Remember, she is known to stretch the truth, just ask Bob
Penney and his dealings with MoanaLisa with “Kenai River”
property valuations. Anyway, did it just wake up? Maybe daddy dearest
taught it well, don't share don't play fair with the democrats, just
bide your time on the people's dime until such time you are the swine.
Then lie some more and keep your cushy job. It is pathetic, that
after 12-years in prima-donna land – a senate seat given to
MoanaLisa through nepotism – our “Cowpie” thinks Alaska can
gain “Independence”. What a laugh, as that was something that
“knocked” once upon a time a long time ago – it's gone as we
will never be in a posturing position to claim “Independence”.
It's a long story why we did not succeed in that endeavor – it's
gone, so don't look back. And as far as a “Future”? Look, we
can't even run a “railroad” in the “black”, and if not for
Uncle Sam paving the way we would not be allowed to use the rail
during non-peak hours - wherein half-fare discounts are provided to
residents. See, that is a Federal requirement, to provide half-fare
seats during non-peak hours, to the elderly, the disabled and
veterans. But in Alaska, even though Casey Jones Sheffield receives
over $40-million from Uncle Sam as “revenue” to keep the rail
bosses equipped with “fat boy” salaries, we don't get to use the
“non-peak” advantage until winter, as if they did follow the
rule-of-law, it would take away profits from the Princess – and
without MoanaLisa has no friends in high places. Look, we have the
worst record for electing representatives and the only reason we
continue to re-elect incompetence is the fact that Ted Stevens knew
what he was doing by getting Alaska addicted to “Pork”, which
keeps on coming through legislation made “almighty”, by Ted –
not by Frank, not by Don and not by MoanaLisa. If Alaskans took the
time to review the swine, we would have an entirely different
delegation bidding for our future. It's doomed, get the point! Yes,
with simple things like the railroad and how it screws the U.S.
Taxpayers, it is beginning to creep up and we are under the
microscope. What Ted put to practice is coming to an end, as almost
“in stone” has worn out its welcome as all good things find a
time and place for a RIP. I have fought the “non-peak half-fare”
problem for decades, and get the same lame excuse from the “Brats”
over at the depot. And try to get a comment about it from the “ARR
BOD”, forget about anything intelligent as they are too busy
figuring out how to pass on “Transport Credits” to the KOCH
brothers so the “Brothers” can then say the $2-million credit was
a gift and transfer that over as a political campaign gift through
“Citizens United” – so even though Casey Jones is supposed to
be “neutered” with respect to any candidacy preference, the
railroad still finds a ways and means to contribute so Begich can be
defeated. I am serious this matter, even though the Alaska Railroad
is banned from corporate political campaign contributions by virtue
it finds a “State Corporation” status, it has found a convenient
way to sidetrack the intent of the law. So not only does the U.S.
Taxpayer get screwed some more, I still cannot get a half-fare ticket
in the summertime. And who in hell wants to travel by rail when it is
-50, as the train-cars never warm up and by then the tourists are
gone into hibernation and the caboose cafeteria is closed and you
can't even buy a cup of coffee. And the young republicans along with
the Tea-toddlers are looking at Alaska, realizing that “wanton
waste” is a serious violation of “Taxpayer Trust”! Look, the
“Tea-Party" is in charge of the purse-strings, there ain't no new
money coming this way, due in part the way Alaska has abused Federal
handouts. Sure the BIA and Denali Commission will continue to steal
away money from the U.S. Taxpayers, but forget about funding for more
“Bridges to Nowhere”. So this “bright” future dreamt about,
where in hell is it coming from? And MoanaLisa is not a fan of the
EPA! Like with Tin-man Cruz talking about abolishing the IRS,
MoanaLisa wants to abolish the EPA, thinking that Congress is better
equipped to issue “Air Quality Permits”! Has anybody been
following that hazardous spill on the Richardson Highway, just
48-miles outside of Valdez that is threatening the “World Class
Copper River”, where the renowned salmon are caught? Honestly, a
truck driver tipped over a 4000-gallon “pup” and blamed it on
Sarah Palin like mama-moose lights. So he called his boss in
Fairbanks, and the boss said don't worry about it until the morning.
So from 6pm until 3am, over 4000-gallons of sulfur contaminating
diesel went loose through what was considered a “pin-hole” leak.
Now when it was finally reported that the “tank” was empty, well
after spending over a $million$ in clean-up costs, the truck owner
said he was broke! So the EPA had to come to the rescue and use “U.S.
Taxpayer” loot to clean up the remaining nightmare “worst case scenario” mess – that had it been reported on time as required as
time is of the essence when salmon streams are in harms way, this
mess could have bee considered “minor” - now it is threatening
the rivers! And now, the “U.S. Taxpayers” are footing the bill,
in the tune of $2-million and counting. Yes, the boss went back to
sleep and we thought Joe Hazlewood was a misfit. Had MoanaLisa won
her battle in the 113th with the EPA, the money to clean up this
disaster would have come out of the “State” coffers, where it
should be coming from but instead we send our money off to the KOCH
brothers, for campaigns bent on un-seating those that honestly cared
about Alaska – like Mark Begich. Why in hell he was defeated goes
to show that if you pacify the citizens with welfare, they don't care
about nothing and it is the ultimate of “Controlling” mechanisms
disguised as “FASCISM”. Anyway, it is sickening that MoanaLisa
comes out of the closet with another pathetic rendition of, well
fodder fit for the “National Enquirer” in efforts to have us
believe there is a care:
“I
will continue to be a tireless advocate for Alaskans. The greatest
single issue of concern for many Alaskans is the high cost of energy.
The good news is that we now have a unique opportunity to revisit our
energy policies. Congress has not passed comprehensive energy
legislation since 2007. Much has changed in the intervening years.
It’s time to reimagine our energy policies and ensure that Alaska
once again has a prominent role -- as a source of supply for our
nation and a test bed for promising new technologies. As chairman, I
will pursue an aggressive energy and public lands agenda that
promotes Alaska’s economic independence and self-reliance, all
while respecting our environment. Low oil prices are creating a level
of uncertainty about state revenues and some may want to look to
Washington, D.C., for short-term answers but lasting solutions will
not come from another federal program. Instead, they will come from
policies that provide new access, facilitate new production and
finally achieve economic independence. With a restored Senate and key
chairmanships, Alaska is well served in the 114th Congress. We should
all be excited by the opportunities ahead.”
The lies: MoanaLisa
was instrumental in getting the Energy Department to allow “Alaska
North Slope Natural Gas” to be exported – once banned – to non
FTA nations, which means it will be sold to the outside markets and
“as a source of supply for our nation” has been forfeited. She
“will continue to be a tireless advocate for Alaskans”? Right
now, the air quality is “Unhealthy” in Fairbanks and North Pole.
Matter of fact, it ranks 7th on the list of “unhealthy”
places to live. But for the top contenders it is “Agricultural
Pollution” like from dust and pollen that is not harmful - what is
polluting the air up north is from heavy metals left over from
burning coal. One of the biggest polluters is the power plant at
Eielson AFB, operating under a “permit shield” because it cannot
meet EPA guidelines for PM-25. And the only reason it is still in
operation is due pressure from Congress – you know who I am talking
about! The plant was built in 1952 and was supposed to be raised.
With no money available, this base will get “BRAC'd”. Young
fought for the money so did Begich, to replace the “polluters”
but today that “dream” has all but evaporated. Why? Because Young has no clout. Begich is gone and MoanaLisa is a "No-Show" on issues of importance. And mostly because this
is Tea-Party country, Joe Miller territory, so let them suffer and
die the effects of the pollution as they didn't vote for the
“MurCowpie”! And MoanaLisa has done nothing to show an interest
in the high cost of energy for Alaska's interior and villages. Look,
the Alaska Railroad has been sitting on $18-billion in “Municipal
Bonds” to build a “Natural Gas Pipeline”, yet all we do is talk
about it. In fact, the U.S. Government was interested in those
“Bonds”, but was cut-short an interest to invest because of,
guess who! We could have had natural gas by pipeline already had we
had members in Congress that gave a rat's ass. Begich tried, but was
out-numbered. All-in-all, there is nothing new with the way MoanaLisa
MurCowpie tries to paint the rosy picture – as we get what we pay
for and in this case too bad we didn't have a warranty!
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