Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Don Young rushed to Washington area “Hospice” after hearing Obama & Jewel sing “1000 Miles Away & 2 Become 1” while declaring 9.8-million acres of the Beaufort & Chukchi off limits to walrus hunting. At the same time, MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly was in a brawl with another individual at a “Kotex” dispenser. This is a “Breaking Wind” story, so keep sniffing!
Don looking sick & tired, under "Hospice Watch"
Fight for Kotex
Ann Coultergeist to weigh in on Obama & Jewel Romance
Posted by Green Mountain Boy at 9:48 AM