Thursday, December 1, 2016
The "Lousy Hat" Party
~Declaration of Insurgency~
On November 8th, 2016, a "New Political Party" was born. In reference to a Mitt Romney comment highlighting the dishonesty and misogyny of the 45th President-elect, it is today called the "Lousy Hat" Party. In these United States, there comes the office of the President so ordained the Commander-in-Chief. Alongside worldwide presidential challenges as the law of this land's controlling faction, we find the United States Congress. Following the 2016 Presidential election, this nation was thrown into a quagmire, as the President-elect - Donald John Trump - was awarded that position through the vote of the "Electoral College", but not by virtue of the "Popular Vote". We herein declare now a victory for the "Popular Vote" over the "Electoral College" position. The "Lousy Hat" Party is based on the will of the free people to have a voice in "Our" government, as the "majority shall rule" is what our Founding Fathers expected. The "Lousy Hat" Party holds its power in "We the People Denied" shall prosper with life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. In efforts to be heard, our voice resonates in taking control by virtue of "peaceful protest", through sanctioned labor force "STRIKES". The "Lousy Hat" Party is 63-million strong and counting, consumed by middle-class salt-of-the-earth wage earning Americans - that head-count acting with "Unity" can have serious ramifications on this nation's economic buoyancy. We have the ability without "force or violence" to prove that the "majority rules", regardless of the Office of the Presidency or the actions and inactions of a tainted Congress. By entertaining a labor force "STRIKE", sea to shining sea, we have the power through "peaceful protest" to demand our position be heard on all matters of national importance. This nation cannot function without us. When the "Lousy Hat" Party sees an opportunity, a "STRIKE" will be called and all "True Patriots" this movement will remain at home, a no-show "sick-day" as there is no need to assemble to protest, as our word will be heard loud and clear when the industrial infrastructure comes to a screeching halt. Lech Walesa proved this kind of protest benefits our kind, we have today the means to demonstrate our dissatisfaction through such action, and inaction fails our obligation as "Patriots". The 1st planned "STRIKE" is set for January 20th, 2017, the date of the inaugural swearing in of Donald John Trump, 45th President by virtue a "minority vote". So, please take under serious consideration participation in the "Lousy Hat" Party, as without our "unalienable rights" will be challenged by impostors. This "Declaration of Insurgency" is fundamental the "majority vote" continues to enjoy independence, no different then when the original colonies fought England for the same concerns - FREEDOM.
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Posted by Green Mountain Boy at 5:57 AM