Facial Incontinence
Dear Kellyanne
Conway;
I understand the
Tower Maggot's inaugural committee is having a tough time finding entertainers
for the Inaugural Day Ball - that which climaxes Donald Tyrumps "D-Day".
I have a suggestion. I am sure that Ted Nugent would take up an offer to
provide entertainment for the "By Invite Only" crowd. See, he could
get up on stage in front of the Tyrump's entourage and shit in his pants, then
Donald and Ted and the rest could have a good laugh on how they both avoided
the Vietnam "draft". And with Ted shitting in his pants, hey that is
what we are getting in a Donald Tyrump presidency. Oh, and don't forget to send
Vladimir an invite, as the way he shit on America with "hackpeonage" -
by Donald's invite - like peas of a pod! Yes, draining the swamp and replacing
it with a cesspool.
Scaredy-Cat
So some punk was busted
when he tried to enter the Tyrump Tower with "WEAPONS". Sirens went
annoying, it's a "Lock-Down Raw". Look, Donald Tyrump is NOT afraid
of knifes, as the way he will cut apart the Obama Legacy, the more knifes the
better. So, NOT a threat. Handcuffs? Right up Linda McMahon's alley, so
"Threat Uno-Uno, nothing to be afraid of. Firecrackers? So what as Donald
is deaf! And last but not least this "WEAPONS of Mania Destruction"
Threat - a water pistol. Now that is something Donald Tyrump may be afraid
of, just like his own shadow - not the gun but the water as his legacy will be
"water-boarding" the citizens ordinary!
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