Saturday, December 3, 2016
Busted! So What...
All our "Mad Dog Distemperized" Congress can say is that "Donald will be different"? Nicely put, that he can break the law and they will just turn a blind eye, because he can call their bluff. He owns them, party disrespect at its paranoia perfection.
18 U.S. Code § 953 - Private Correspondence with Foreign Governments: Any citizen of the United States, wherever he may be, who, without authority of the United States, directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse with any foreign government or any officer or agent thereof, with intent to influence the measures or conduct of any foreign government or of any officer or agent thereof, in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States, or to defeat the measures of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
Dear Donald John Trump: Since you are but for the President-Elect only, you acted as a citizen with total disregard and without authoritative approval when you corresponded with Taiwanese President Tsai Ing-wen, as this interfered with the Obama administration's ongoing diplomacy. Due such risky action, you have been indicted under a violation of 18 U.S. Code § 953 - Private Correspondence with Foreign Governments and have been sentenced to the maximum imprisonment allowed. Upon review of your tax returns, it is realized you are in debt so no monetary fine will be assessed upon this infraction, jail time only. Because of the latter and the seriousness of this violation, you will not be eligible for early or supervised parole probation. To accommodate this penalty, 3-years of your presidency have been suspended, due a violation of this code. You shall immediately report to Federal Penitentiary ADX Florence, as this was the closest security camp with available bed space. Due over-crowding, you will be sharing a cell with inmate 04475-046. His name is Theodore Kaczynski. He can be a valuable asset your new home. If he gets carried away with "Boundary Theory", just be patient. Since the Federal Penitentiary system is recycling registry numbers, your inmate registration will be 5247-666(Same registry that was awarded Charles Ponzi). Good luck your incarceration - hope your stay is beneficial an understanding how this nation works so that when you return to the White House, you have no further infractions. If any questions, please contact your probation officer.
How come such similarities between Charles Ponzi and Fred Trump? Like father like son!
Posted by Green Mountain Boy at 1:31 PM