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Saturday, November 12, 2016

Holy SHAT in My Pants

Somebody "shit"! Wow, there's Ted Nugent, a fan of Donald Trump, he's walking funny? I understand he may be Trump's bodyguard. How about this for an about-face wrong turn? Rumor has it that the 1st Lady elect and Sarah Palin ended up at 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue, during a routine White House "transition" activity visit to check out the living arrangements. Also to make sure the toilet seats could fit Mr. Twochairs during a "dump", fat-ass Chris Christie. Imagine if the Secret Service detail has to carry him off fast & furious into isolation due threatening situations. "Let me finish eating!" In fact the underground tunnel built under the White House after 9/11 doesn't have the floor load design to safely handle such loads, so looks like the taxpayers get "Taken Again"! I am glad, even though Sarah and Melania were a no show at the 1600 address, that the Obama's had vacated the "House" and traveled over to Maui for the weekend. Dear Barack and Michelle, don't leave the girls alone when the "Donald" is around. Imagine Michelle confronted by Melania and Sarah. So, right off, the Trump administration a little off course, which may be par for the course the next "Millennia, as even with only 4-years - we hope never longer such terms of endangerment - the scurvy will continue, for a long, long time after the fact. Latin name Melania, derived from Greek μελαινα (melaina) meaning "black, dark". This was the name of a Roman saint who gave all her wealth to charity in the 5th century? Damn, how to ruin a name and a legend. Dear Sarah and Melania, you are at the right address, 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue. If Donald is a No-SHOW, please remain calm for the next 1460-days!

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