Towerleaks: November
14, 2016
Caution:
The following notes were stolen from the "Trump Towers" by a mole in
the Donald Trump "Transition Team" and made available for
entertainment purposes only.
Donald Trump, as a
sign of solidarity, insisted that he will only work with members of Congress
that "do as I say" and not collect a salary, likewise his refusal to
accept the $400000 presidential wage. Due the fact it may cause a hardship, he
will entertain working with members of Congress - both sides - those that opt
to only receive the minimum hourly wage during the Congressional session, which
amounts to a yearly take-home of $42000. Jokingly, Trump said that "food
stamps" would be available to democratic members in need.
Donald Trump wants to
install a "Lie Detector" in the Oval Office, so he can test members
of Congress, and Melania's speeches(Joke).
Donald Trump plans to
cut Federal jobs in half. Deportation to the un-employment lines - his own
words(Joke) - will not be based on seniority, but party affiliation scorecards.
Tea Party scores a (3), GOP a (2), Rat a (1) and any other, water-boarding was
suggested.
Dress Code: The White
House will now have a new "Dress Code", wherein "Red Ties"
will be a pre-requisite to any functions, business or pleasure. (The "Red
Tie" became Donald's "Trademark" and is in solidarity the
"Silver Shirt Legion", to which his dad Fred was a proud member.
David Duke had a lynching orgasm when he heard this.)
Donald verified that Trump
Tower once sat on the site wherein the 1st battle against equal housing was
fort out by his dad. Trump Tower will remain the "True White House",
as a fortress against equality.
Donald Trump is in a
very funny mood these days, he is convinced that Sarah Palin's 1400 Pennsylvania
Avenue would be a better location then 1600, as he says there's a bad smell in
the White House from the current occupiers.
Donald believes that
if Mike Pence wants to remain a closet "gay", then he should seal his
congressional "junk" e-mails until he dies, as that stuff could be
too revealing.
Donald's words of
advice to Senator John McCain. I already "Reset" relations with
Vladimir Putin, how soon the old bastard forgets, must be dementia. See, back
in July Donald proudly asked Putin to break into this nation's security network.
It worked, and thus Hillary was toast.
~ More To Come - The "Fat Man Stings" ~
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