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Wednesday, January 25, 2017

The Price is RIGHT

In Alaska, when out hunting and you fire off that shot that drops a "Big Game" animal, that is when the work begins - the gutting. And that can be an enormous task. Well, the gutting of the "Obama Legacy" has begun in earnest. But like when field dressing an animal, one must take caution as a rush to judgment can cause a spoil of the flesh. Burst the "gut" bag and it is a crime of "Wanton Waste" as the meat is no longer salvageable - a crime punishable by incarceration. He is stepping on his own dick - so what as that wanking-wang isn't used for anything else except to relieve an "enlarged prostate". Dear ZDonald Tyrump, how does it feel being all by your lonesome self in that "White House" that was the residence of a "Black Man". Hearing voices of "Dead Voters"? OK, when Tom "The Price is Right" Price was being grilled by the Congress, we found out how the rich make it "filthy rich". Look, if this guy who has enjoyed 6-year long vacations at the expense of the "U.S. Taxpayers" while under oath for $168000, it appears that "swearing" in should be replaced by a water-board session! See, a member of the House gets to enjoy that "Do Nothing" at the age of 25 and must recite that commitment every other year. With a senator, when at 30-years of age as a qualifier, that commitment is recited every 6-years - on the bible “I, Charles Manson, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.” The Founding Father's realized a "Maturity" issue with the members, so the reason the Senate is supposed to be more reliable - a.k.a. "Trustworthy". But back in 1789, the average before the grave was 36-years! When you became eligible to vote while 6-feet under - according to ZDonald! But back then, when life expectancy was much shorter then today, it meant a single term for a Senator and for most members of the Rabid Skunk House, at most 5-Terminal ill terms for a "bullying". For some reason, limits have not kept up with health inflation. Look, the only reason we live longer today is due to health care - the only reason Congress has been behind the "marvels of medicine", as it prolongs the agony of our Founding Father's defeat. Look, "Term Limits" was a major interest until the Mitch McConnell & Nancy Pelosi gang of thugs entered the scene and upset the "Tranquility of the Commonwealth" and figured out why ruin a good thing for life? But according to Mr. Price is Right, when claiming investments for purposes of "Tax Burden", just claim the original value, not the net worth! Wow, this is an amazing manipulation - but this is what goes on with the filthy wealthy! So, I place a dollar with EXXON stock back in 1976, the year I started working for Tillerson's future "Golden Handshake", that $200-million retirement option - low and behold my buck would have a value of $88 "Biggins"! But if I use the Tim Price is Right "criteria", instead of paying $22-bucks to support the American infrastructure from sea to shining sea - how about a 22-cent contribution! PATRIOTISM, for cents on the dollar - another ZDonald Tyrump "Trademark"!

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