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Saturday, February 28, 2015

Letters to Bennie


Dear Mr. Netanyahu;

Since your invite to “MY” country was through non-formal-normal channels, the costs of the security detail to make sure your visit finds you safe at the John Boehner “Fun House” has added an additional burden to my taxable income. Had your visit been sanctioned by President Obama, since his office is funded for such additional discretionary spending, this “burden” would not be a problem. So my taxes have increased by $0.11(USD) to cover your visit expected sometime in March, this year. So if you do come to visit, please bring along a check for 11-cents and made out to S. Pam McGee. Thanks.

PS – if it is easier to make that 11-cent payment as a “foreigner” political donation like to the Clinton Foundation, instead earmark the amount due to Representative Don Young(R, Alaska).

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