I
lived in Prince William Sound for many years, and knew all about the
hazards surrounding “Bligh Reef”. In fact, every damn 3rd
grader in Valdez when questioned, well also profoundly aware of the
“Perils of Captain Bligh”. Then one night Joe rammed his ship
into that reef, and the oil tanker was quickly deflated by over
11-million gallons of toxic pollution. The game went on, even though
the head referee – Steve Cowper – cried “Foul”! Then someone
reminded him where the money for his governor's salary came from. The
game went on! And in the end, the “Wreck” was blamed on no one in
particular, maybe a slap-on-the-wrist for Captain Joe. And Joe had
been under the scrutiny microscope by his owner, for other problems
associated with managing such a responsibility of bringing home the
bacon. But there was an attempt to blame the “larboard watchman” for
plowing the ship into the reef and he was questioned about it, but we
never heard the outcome of that interrogation. Many still believe it
was a sabotage attempt, by another oil broker – yes a set-up that
worked wherein the all time winning EXXON team was tricked-out! EXXON
caught the flack and answered to the media critics, but when into the
last inning it won the trophy for making more money then ever –
even with attempts to shipwreck through poor seamanship! So the New
England Patriots were “snowed” out again for the team's Super
Bowel XLAX “Home Coming” prom promotion in “Bean Town”. Did
the parade route actually go in front of the court house wherein
ex-Patriot Hernandez is on trial for murder? Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the
weather is deflating our “Glory Be” party. But in my case that
may have been good, as in waiting for Belichoke & Company to
show, I came across a classic movie from 1935 – Mutiny on the
Bounty. Wow, wow and wow again! Captain Bligh, well it was Coach Bill
Belichick! What a coincidence, the similarities with Bligh and Super
Bowl 6-shooter Bill. With Bligh, a fabulous navel career and the envy
of the LGBT Majesty fleet. With Bill, a fabulous sports career and
the envy of the Goodell Majesty League. Bligh, a regimented captain
wherein his crew messed not around – same with Bill. But when the
“Mutiny” occurred, well Bligh and a few comrades loyal to the
team, well they made another win with odds against them. In time,
Bligh was promoted to a commissioner, to fix the corrupt rum running
trade – to make sure the “King” received his ransom! So, maybe
Captain Bill should retire his coaching enthusiasm orgasim and take
over the NFL corruption, as he may have an upper hand wherein to
begin and praytell any corruption get in the way of “Strictly
Business”!
"Tom Brady & Bill Belichick, checking sail wind deflation"
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