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Saturday, March 7, 2015

JUSTIn Timber


An “Individual of Interest” was arrested by Secret Service under the Edmund Pettus bridge in Alabama during the 50-year SELMA victory march. Even though Barack Obama was on the bridge along with George W. Bush, there was never any indication of a security breach or threats to either one, or other family members on hand to celebrate this memorable event. What concerned the SS and local authorities was the fact the individual was dressed in a “Wolf” costume and muttering stuff like “rabid skunks with glittering eyes and gashing teeth”. The man was taken into custody for supposedly threatening the homeless that frequent the bridge for shelter and also feared for a historian named Doug Brinkley that was on hand for the occasion. According to reliable sources, the individual was identified as Don Young.

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