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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Being Served


Been waiting for Hillary to reach the podium wherein we will hear her excuse for depending on Bill, still! She's aged, so walks slower then Ruth! But usually has an answer and faster then Ruth falling off into a sleep coma. And age also takes its toll on the mind functionality, as when an “excuse” is needed it takes Hillary about a week to respond – about the same amount of time it takes to fully “scrub” a server's disk drive! But that kind of slow going may be good for a “Chief”, especially when the “Red” button is so damn inviting. Only kidding, as that would be criminal - the “scrub” job of a server with State Department recipes. But what in hell is taking so long, more then a bathroom break? And in the meantime, it is commercial after commercial, with Representative from California Ben Sherman talking about “Vulvodynia”, a.k.a. “Vaginal” pain! Oh, he's campaigning for Hillary! At least that is better then listening to the guy that confiscated the head and personality of Jabba the Hut. Honestly, talk about a wishy-washy melodramaniac narcissist take on the news – which defines MSNBC's Ed Schultz. Recap: For the Keystone, wait a commercial break now against the Keystone. Against the Clintons, wait a painful vagina commercial and now for the Clintons. For “Buy America”, then for convenience it's “Buy Canada”. And that was Hillary's excuse, that she used a “private server” out of convenience. Well guess what, Bill used Monica out of “Convenience”. Please Elizabeth Warren or Bernie Sanders or Jesse Ventura, relieve us out and away this Clinton "mainstream" misery!

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