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Alaska Short Stack Stories, Series I, II, & III ~ Alaska's Deadliest Sin-Drill Baby Drill ~ Alaskan Company Man ~ Eklutna Lake Worrier ~ From the Fifth Floor ~ Hannah Cove ~ My Journey to Landes House ~ Poemetrics ~ Quinn the "Tanik" Eskimo ~ S.O.S. from Beaver Lake ~ The Teachings of the Swamp Fox ~ Trans-Alaska-Pipeline Funny Stories ~ Spirit Dog & the Ghost Wind


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Friday, February 10, 2017

Dear Vladimir Putin

Dear товарищ Vladimir Putin;

Hope or is swell(ing), that American Viagra work? I need da goods to bribe, I mean keep Mike Pence quiet. I give you 58,233,200,000 Russian Rubles($1,000,000,000.00 USD) for copy of Donald Trump tax returns. I pay shipping. Let me know. By the way SNL likes your idea about that guy from Deliverance playing Kellyanna Conway and if Michael Jackson was still alive, he could play Melanomia.
 ~ благодаря Comrade Flynn

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