OK, I had the urge to
go to church, something in the air I guess. So after the doom & gloom
ceremoney - not a typo - by some snake oil salesman in a robe, it was donut
time. Now of course it is very close to the 2016 erectile dysfunction social
hour so polite politics finds no separation this church and the state of
affairs. Anyway, I was asked what I thought, by a bunch of guys who had on
their Sunday best but for some reason "I Betcha" underneath it meant camouflage
underwear. What is it with "camo"? It acts like Viagra - but lasts
longer then 4-hours! So I ran the tongue and cheek past the speed limit. "Will
it be the 115th Congress that will be in session on January 6th when the 538
electoral college posse rides into town, so that the 438 member House can officiate
we have a "Fit-for-Duty Commander-in-Chief" No Objections vote for a
U.S. President and wherein the 100-member Senate the same chores for the Vice
President so that come January 20th the swearing in of the 45th and the 48th
can commence, without OBJECTIONS? Talk
about blank stares. See, gospel works through divide by zero which means always
in error, it has no math, so this question was intimidating. "What you one
of them Steinem things, with all thum numbers? I mean Einstein"? 155th what? 45th and
48th is a street up north, what does that have to do with anything? See, it is
sad when kids in kindergarten know this answer and adults find total immunity
the basic foundation of who and what we are all about. To NOT know which
Congress is in session...remember we pay for their play time. We need to start emphasizing
a strict study of the U.S. Constitution - an appreciation of what it all means
to US! But what really tunes me in and way out to the IQ deficit and dereliction
of the everyday Americano is the fact that both front-runners are using that
low esteem understanding to craft a win based on false witnesses. And from what
I still remember from once-upon-a-time, "Thou shalt not bear false witness
against thy neighbour" is one of the Ten Condiments - please pass the
relish, Look, there is only UNO state of the Union that is having a tough time
these days, that being Alaska due the fact the price of crude oil has remained depressed
and the 49er - here I go again with numbers - is an oil economy state. But not
to worry as Alaska has over $50-Billion in reserve! OK, Texas is also feeling
the pain, but seasoned oil workers have jumped ship and now support "Green
Energy" as the jobs in wind and solar are keeping the Lone Star "Jade
Helm Citizens" flag erect. Look, low oil prices are a saving grace our
economy as we are an energy based/driven economy. From farm to table, it takes
"energy" on the cheap the better it is for you and eye. Starting to
make sense this doom & gloom nonsense from the Dumpster and Hrivolousary. See,
drive the highways from Bakersfield to Houston, "Help Wanted" signs
everywhere. In cities outside of Sacramento, recruitment outfits pay workers to
sit at busy intersections with "Help Wanted" signs and many companies
are offering "sign-on" bonuses. The under-employed ranks are at the
lowest that number can theoretically go, as there is an element of society that
doesn't believe in work and refuses to lift a shovel even when going to work pays
more than welfare. So when the U.S. Presidential candidates use this doom &
gloom scenario to advance their agenda, look they realize we are too damn busy
minding out own business then to have any time to get the facts straight -
especially when it is the baseball playoffs and football is heating up - Oh Say
Can You See...So we are fed fodder - cow manure bait and switch - and maybe we
would be best to release that "vote choice" this time around to the
well, we learned it all in kindergarten generation! CAUTION: They would be quick to castrate the front-rimmers, as
Dumpster divers "Don't Play Together" and are in need of a long
nap....
"I do solemnly swear that
I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United
States, I affirm that I will share and play fair. That I won't hit
people. I will put things back where found. Clean up our own mess. Won't
take things that aren't ours. Say sorry when I hurt somebody. Wash my
hands before I eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for us. Live
a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and
dance and play and work every day some. Take a nap every afternoon. When
I go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick
together".
Robert Fulghum, 1990.
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