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Tuesday, September 20, 2016

How Frack'n Stupid Is We?

OK, I had the urge to go to church, something in the air I guess. So after the doom & gloom ceremoney - not a typo - by some snake oil salesman in a robe, it was donut time. Now of course it is very close to the 2016 erectile dysfunction social hour so polite politics finds no separation this church and the state of affairs. Anyway, I was asked what I thought, by a bunch of guys who had on their Sunday best but for some reason "I Betcha" underneath it meant camouflage underwear. What is it with "camo"? It acts like Viagra - but lasts longer then 4-hours! So I ran the tongue and cheek past the speed limit. "Will it be the 115th Congress that will be in session on January 6th when the 538 electoral college posse rides into town, so that the 438 member House can officiate we have a "Fit-for-Duty Commander-in-Chief" No Objections vote for a U.S. President and wherein the 100-member Senate the same chores for the Vice President so that come January 20th the swearing in of the 45th and the 48th can commence, without OBJECTIONS?  Talk about blank stares. See, gospel works through divide by zero which means always in error, it has no math, so this question was intimidating. "What you one of them Steinem things, with all thum numbers?  I mean Einstein"? 155th what? 45th and 48th is a street up north, what does that have to do with anything? See, it is sad when kids in kindergarten know this answer and adults find total immunity the basic foundation of who and what we are all about. To NOT know which Congress is in session...remember we pay for their play time. We need to start emphasizing a strict study of the U.S. Constitution - an appreciation of what it all means to US! But what really tunes me in and way out to the IQ deficit and dereliction of the everyday Americano is the fact that both front-runners are using that low esteem understanding to craft a win based on false witnesses. And from what I still remember from once-upon-a-time, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour" is one of the Ten Condiments - please pass the relish, Look, there is only UNO state of the Union that is having a tough time these days, that being Alaska due the fact the price of crude oil has remained depressed and the 49er - here I go again with numbers - is an oil economy state. But not to worry as Alaska has over $50-Billion in reserve! OK, Texas is also feeling the pain, but seasoned oil workers have jumped ship and now support "Green Energy" as the jobs in wind and solar are keeping the Lone Star "Jade Helm Citizens" flag erect. Look, low oil prices are a saving grace our economy as we are an energy based/driven economy. From farm to table, it takes "energy" on the cheap the better it is for you and eye. Starting to make sense this doom & gloom nonsense from the Dumpster and Hrivolousary. See, drive the highways from Bakersfield to Houston, "Help Wanted" signs everywhere. In cities outside of Sacramento, recruitment outfits pay workers to sit at busy intersections with "Help Wanted" signs and many companies are offering "sign-on" bonuses. The under-employed ranks are at the lowest that number can theoretically go, as there is an element of society that doesn't believe in work and refuses to lift a shovel even when going to work pays more than welfare. So when the U.S. Presidential candidates use this doom & gloom scenario to advance their agenda, look they realize we are too damn busy minding out own business then to have any time to get the facts straight - especially when it is the baseball playoffs and football is heating up - Oh Say Can You See...So we are fed fodder - cow manure bait and switch - and maybe we would be best to release that "vote choice" this time around to the well, we learned it all in kindergarten generation! CAUTION: They would be quick to castrate the front-rimmers, as Dumpster divers "Don't Play Together" and are in need of a long nap....

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States,  I affirm that I will share and play fair. That I won't hit people. I will put things back where found. Clean up our own mess. Won't take things that aren't ours. Say sorry when I hurt somebody. Wash my hands before I eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for us. Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some. Take a nap every afternoon. When I go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together".
Robert Fulghum, 1990.

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