So it is the season of “Donald and the Ducks” verses “Bernie
and the Jets”. Hillary is soggy bottom boy toast, “I am a man of
constant sorrow morals”, but “Go Trump”. I'm talking about the
“Doorknob” going after the entire cast of GOP contenders, sending
them “Ducking” for cover, when Trump proves that “only fools
rush in”! Trump, is getting a big bang out of his unpaid tax buck,
at other's expense - “We the Taxpayers” that is. But we are
getting something in return – as laughter is still the best
medicine. But maybe after this race, well the FOP – Foolish Odd
Party – finds a more becoming title. Let's see what happened just
today, but if I get interrupted, it's because Trump has pissed off
another...how many are now running away from real work and trying to
take over the “Oval Office”, so they can carry in the
torched-cross to eradicate Obama's legacy? OK, Trump was right when
he made a comic central makeover take on Rick Perry that was
hilarious. Isn't Perry under indictment? Maybe that's a pre-requisite
for FOX contributors. But yes, Perry's new glasses incognito, well
every time I see his mugshot, it's hillaryarious. So that was a good
laugh for today as like Trump eluded upon, some cheap-ass frame with
bullet-proof glass can't magnify one's intelligence - it's that
divide by zero error again! And did John Kasick really kiss Ronald
Reagan's balls back in 1971? Wow, what you mean I am the same age as
Kasicko? Good thing I believe in health care, as John looks like an
89-year old out to the manure pasture politician – maybe it's from
Reagan “from-under” lingering. Look, back in 71 I wasn't kissing
a Reaganatic-fanatic's balls, I was toking and listening to what
Marley said about corrupt politics! Maybe that's why my health is,
Kasicko looks like death won over! So even though it is more of the
same lame and insane political calling, at least “We the People”
gain confidence when a guy like Trump takes over the roll of the Head
Master Clown. See, we don't have to spend money and time to see a
great comic relief, it's now a 24/7 reality. Just turn on the 1st
Amendment news' channel or the 2nd Amendment other
station, and it's like tuning in a Sirius “Special Needs Channel”
with a comic taking to ridiculing the handicapped, yet in Trump's
case the victims are deserving this hammering – the truth hurts!
Oh No, must be the
season of the RICH
OH No, must be the
season of the BITCH
So, I will vote for Bernie, unless the Kona Kahona Brothers step up
to the plate. See, they want to share what Congress is all about.
“Work Hard Play Hard is Backwards”
and “Happy Hour is 23 Hours Too
Short”. Wow, these guys are on
to something and if we can't beat Congress, may as well join them!
Yes indeed, the “Brothers” campaign is like this. “If we
are elected, Americans shall set aside one hour a day
for all the tedious crap we hate doing so the other 23 hours of the
day can be happy” and “Single-Tasking”,
the concept of only doing one thing at a time -
drinking beer - will become
this nation's NEW modus
operandi!
OK, Bernie's message? Just read the “Constitution”!
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