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Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Iowa Kaka - Zuckerberg

Time once again for the Zuckerberg “Al-Gore-Rhythm” results with emphasis on Monday nights Iowa kaka and how that intervenes with reality. The “Zucker” uses the capability of a Cray Super-Duper computer system housed at the University of Alaska, Fairbanks – located at the Arctic Region Supercomputing Facility. Because it is always cold and polluted up here, the Cray works very hard, as it wants to retire somewhere healthy, where there is warmth and clean air to breath. Now the -40F cold allows data, 41 + 31 Tera-flops per second, to be efficiently digested in efforts to back-calculate results of almost anything mathematically inviting on a Newtonian bias, to verify the authenticity of the final word, a.k.a. “Al-Gore-Rhythms”. OK, this computer and its “brainiac” still cannot discover whether or not Olga-Al invented the “Internet”, but it does indicate the hot air from Gore is a factor in “Global Arming”. So who won the kaka coin toss? Well if you take away the religious votes, due incompetence those voters that cast a vote for the Border Crosser with an Albacross, Trump is still the GOP leading lender on a nation wide survey calculation. That “out-liar” incompetence due the fact most of us learned about “Separation of Church from State” in kindergarten, so adults that still think religious freedom is included as part of the attack upon the political system, automatic dis-qualification. OK, didn't need the FISH and PACMAN to figure this out – that's the names of the Crays. So for Trump, the first caucus results into the future indicates he has a 58% lead for becoming the GOP candidate of choice come this 2016 nomination – a.k.a. Helter Skelter election year. Now this super-duper computer has taken on a mind identity of its own, like “HAL” and sorry as the Cray can't stop laughing at Hillary's outcome and is stalled any further processing, as it too believes laughter is the best medicine. Damn, may have to hit the “Master Reset”, but that may disengage the “Health Advisory Warnings” that are transmitted to weary citizens from Fairbanks to North Pole, due the polluted air up here that it is so bad kids are supposed to stay indoors! Damn, maybe “HAL” is choking? Now Rubio, well the crayFISH would vote him in as President – but not allow him the keys to the Commander-in-Chief's office – because in his 3rd place “Victory Speech”, he did mention that Hillary was “disqualified” from taking residence in the Oval Office. This is not nonsense and a truthful forthcoming, due the fact she violated the “oath” with respect to document control and at the same time violated the intent of Obama's Executive Order 13526 and if the Rubio-cube did win the popular vote, he would make sure Hillary faces time for the...excuses that she didn't know all that “Top Secret” stuff was confidential. According to the PACMAN, 18 U.S. Code § 2071 - Concealment, Removal, or Mutilation Generally - “Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States.”  So, in ending, the Iowa Caucus meant very little, and that is the way it is supposed to work, as to get riled up for a state that is only a few percentage points the popular vote, it is a violation of “Freedom” and the news' media would be better off spending time reporting about how our troops in boots, along with their families are being tortured when deployed to Fairbanks & North Pole for duty, as our duly elected officials believe, well our men & women in uniform did not sign up for “lung pollution torture”. So I will cast my vote to the individual that will make it a mandate to shut-down the military bases in interior Alaska, as it is choking our protectors and when kids cannot play outdoors we end up with Hillary wannabes, idiots that believe a 3rd place finish is “On Top” and a “Cruz” that is more dangerous than a real missile so aimed at taking away that separation. So in ending, it appears the Zuckerberg yields Trump as the GOP winner and for the DNC, best allow Debbie Wasserman a time-out to change Hillary's diaper!

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