Alaska Chinook: Diary of a Wimpy GOP

Diary of a Wimpy GOP

Buh, neh neh neh neh whiskey river and it's Saturday night, so I tuned into “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”. No not a re-run of the movie, but the GOP debates. Chris Christie is a fat-pig wannabe Luca Brasi bully. Look, we would have to install double-wide toilets in the WH if he ever won the race and the food budget would be enormous. For JEB, sad when it comes to the trials end and he must resort to a campaign commercial with words of wisdom from brother G.W., to be shown during the Super-Bowel 50? I am glad football is no longer my interest. John Kasitch, well he starts every answer off with “Once upon a time”. Fast forward, the Oval Office: Mr. President, we have incoming. Well, once upon a time....bang! Ben Carson has a bad delay in his reasoning skills, like a silent “Once upon a time” and Ted Crud – need I say anything more as the cast speaks for itself loud and clear – pure idiots. Is this the best money and Satan can buy? But I did take away something from the New Hampshire “Town Hall” debates, that all the punks running away from Trump are, well afraid. They blame Obama for everything, and if I could collect a $dollar$ for every damn time any one of the candidates talked “Trash Talk” about the 44^th Commander-in-Chief, I would be as rich as Trump. They are all hiding behind the chore of orchestrating that same fear mongering amongst the electorate, as a means to prove Obama has done a terrible job. The problem this blasphemy? When the candidates try to “Trump” the voters by the gloom & doom scenario, it doesn't work as today we have another growth spirit that has sent this nation towards a very powerful position. Look, we are energy “INDEPENDENT” and Obama has reached the Reagan Dream on that task, amongst many other notable tasks “mission so well accomplished”! Jobs, jobs and more jobs on the horizon, as the “Now Hiring” sign is well lit and open positions in this nation can't be filled fast enough. And I am not talking “Fast Food Franchise” slavery, but Real McCoy jobs in the renewables' sector. Look, Obama will go down as the “Best of the Best” U.S. Presidents since, well since the U.S. Constitution was signed into effect. Look what he has accomplished with respect to what was left by his predecessor who stole away all the Oval Office pens as if a fraternity prank, all odds were against any success – and Obama has gone above and beyond. He has only a few months left, but I don't see yet any “Lame Ducking” and pure conviction the cause! Wow, maybe Obama has re-written the book, “The Presidency”! So, instead of a “Presidential Library”, how about we invest in a “U.S. Presidents Hall of Fame”, as we have before us today a genuine candidate such honors in Barack Obama. So it is challenging for the Rubios and Trumpeters to use the fear factor along with the “Trash Talk” factor, as we Americans have more common sense then to believe, well podium liars. Look around, where in hell is this doom & gloom? So after counting at least 2000 attacks upon Obama within 20-minutes of tuning into the debate, who wasn't even there to defend himself and I hope he was getting a good laugh at the cast of crazed republicans thinking they can run this country T's of Thee, it was time for a channel change. Wow, Easy Rider – a genuine D.H. Lawrence's make on the “Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness” wake and today reminiscent of our youth abandoning the ship and finding themselves, and that is wherein Bernie Sanders finds a following that is dismantling Hillary Clinton's stage faster then locust on rye. And when those fields of gold are no longer, it will be a force unlike – and prove that even though Woodstock had momentum to change who we were as a nation and failed at such, that we bred a generation that grasped onto that spirit and transcended to take over the ship abandoned by Congress. Even though the ugliness of this movie moves one that honors our “Constitutional” goals, when George was beat to death by wannabe terrorists claiming themselves as “CAT” fans and not at all “Proud American Farmers”, that reminds me of the GOP goons, as if any of the bozo bus mentality candidates gets a chance to open the doors to the Oval Office, we are doomed and best buy a gun now. As we will have to call to order the “Well Regulated Militia”, to protect our kids from lethal overdoses of prejudice – as when reading between the line those thinking they have it in themselves to take over the Oval Office, we will be forced to accept “White Supremacist” bigotry or else, face a firing squad.

From Easy Rider:

George: You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I can't understand what's gone wrong with it. Billy: Man, everybody got chicken, that's what happened. Hey, we can't even get into like, a second-rate hotel, I mean, a second-rate motel, you dig? They think we're gonna cut their throat or somethin'. They're scared, man. George: They're not scared of you. They're scared of what you represent to 'em. Billy: Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who needs a haircut. George: Oh, no. What you represent to them is freedom. Billy: What the hell is wrong with freedom? That's what it's all about. George: Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what's it's all about, all right. But talkin' about it and bein' it, that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em. Billy: Well, it don't make 'em runnin' scared. George: No, it makes 'em dangerous. Buh, neh! Neh! Neh! Neh! Swamp!