WARP WARP Do WARP!

 

Wow, did you feel it? Sometime between 1354 and 1355 ZULU Time on December 31st, a “Time Warp” consumed the Universe! Just today, as we prepared to celebrate “out with the old in with the new” it took us by surprise. It happened very quickly, at a speed that is not calculable, even with the brightest “Brainiac” in flip-flop fashion overload!  You could actually feel it, if not consumed by other activities that bothered the senses, like taking a good crap or driving Miss Daisy to the liquor store. So for the few that realized we were under attack, by Old Man Time, well it was a very weird sensation - as it amounts to a “shift” of everything, except time. That said, it affected us from a biological standpoint, as for a minute element of time in time, there existed a void - basically the “pulse of civilization” STOPPED, we went unconscious! As an example, that apple hanging from the tree was in existence ready to prove you should resist “making love underneath an apple tree”, then it ceased to exist, for a finite time, wherein “All Mass” was negated in a disappearing act. That is what a “WARP WARP Do WARP” does, it erases everything for a splinter of a “split” second then synchronizes it all back together again with the new time stamp - so things return to normal. In excitement, it surpasses any “Big Bang” theory by 1000000 to the power of Albert Einstein’s IQ. Now of interest from a “scientific phenomenon standpoint” in good standing Newtonian Principles, during this brief moment of time wherein “ALL MASS” was decoupled from “Time” so in essence did not then exist, that “Apple” and its famed act of gravity could prove things wrong and that it is OK to engage in “Makin' love underneath the apple tree - yeah, yeah, underneath the apple makin' love, yeah - makin' love, makin' love, harder - makin' love, harder, harder, harder, harder - Oh, baby” and thank you John Lennon for populating this Larry Williams song with Yoko soundbites. OK in Simple Simon, for once science went wrong! It may mean that the expanding “Universe” reached a climax, like maybe a confrontation with an entirely different “Time” element and this “WARP WARP Do WARP” allowed for an alignment of the two species, to synchronize the difference in time, as without this treatise in behavior to share the same stroke of midnight, talk about being adrift on a raging sea in a battered boat with tattered sails! Yes, a WAR of the WORLDS! So what does it all mean? Well this coupling of “our time” with “their time”, that which may have merged US with THEM, it means that their Dinosaurs may be alive and well and now part of our future. WOW!