NATIONAL GEOGRAHIC X-mas Pudding
DISCOVERY! NATIONAL
GEOGRAPHIC finds Christmas “Stink Finger Figgy” Pudding in Alaska! So
the other day my network was all messed up with that 5G cutover, no wonder Ted
Stevens was afraid of this high-speed takeover, as it was a crash landing when “got
to serve someone” at my end of the tube was not talking the same language as
the other end “got to serve someone”, it repurposed the hell out of AXELA. And at
the time, I was surfing for a fruit-cake recipe, as I still had not found a
stocking stuffer for my foes in Congress and through the tube’s daze and
confused moment, I just happened to be directed to this show called “Life Below
Zero”. Now all I did was “google” the word *fruitcake nitwits* and here I was,
confronted by...what the fuck Walley World? Now from the background, I knew it
was Alaska because I had spent 40-years in that wild place, from Prudhoe Bay to
Valdez. Yet with this “below Zero”, I thought it had something to do with the
weather dude, but talk about a minus IQ! Do people really subject themselves to
this kind of stage torture fright for a $buck$…well in either acting or
watching this stuff means that Ted Kaczynski found normalcy in comparison. It
looked more like an episode in Huslia child abuse intertwined with a commercial
break for erectile dysfunction medicine then back to spousal abuse in Eagle
then an adult diaper commercial then back to a lesson in necrophilia on the
Yukon River a commercial for KY lubricant then some Kantishna style bestiality
with all the background grunts and for real, after an explosive diarrhea
commercial a take on Kaviak craprophilia? OK, for some 60 years by now, nothing
in that category of “stalking the wild” could outdo what Euell Gibbons sought,
with that “wild asparagus”. But today, just in time for the “yule log” season,
well Chef Sue has found the Christmas Stink Finger Figgy Pudding, straight from
the wilds of Alaska! No grocery store needed, the woes of an empty shelf not a
problem forget about long lines and no “mask” required. Just head out into the
wilds of Alaska and let your fingers do the stalking! And here is the video on
what to look for and how to test this Alaskan favorite for ripeness, that will
keep your guests outfitted with a genuine shit eating grin finger lickin’ good
smile on Christmas Day!
Stalking the Stink Finger Figgy Pudding
The sad thing, this was
disgusting theatrics, to see another adult finger fucking a load of brown bear
crap. Maybe the reason this site came to life when I “googled” for fruitcake,
as the dimwit refined the search it was a direct score! And kids watch this
stuff as this is the renowned National Geographic! And the only reason I pen
this disgusting relationship, well to end my “normal” Christmas day without a
stinky finger, I watched James Stewart in “It’s A Wonderful Life”. And in the beginning
of that classic we learn how important the National Geographic magazine meant
for us youngsters, before stink finger for a $buck$ invaded tranquility in our
life, liberty…is that really another’s pursuit to happiness making a living
fingering bear crap in the wild? But just in case you get taken by this “crap”
because you find fascination seeing your pinky poking fun at piles of animal shit
and broadcast on the “big screen” because you will do anything for that stage,
best read what the experts warn us upon when addicted to playing with “bear
crap”, aka natgraphscatolgy:
Caution from the CDC on taste testing this Stink Finger Figgy
Pudding:
Figure:
Graphical depiction of the life-cycle of ascarids. Courtesy of the Center for
Disease Control (CDC).
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