Tic Tac Diplomacy

Moon Jae-in, known for a history of human rights activism, is a very shrewd man. First and foremost, he convinced the South Korean voters to “give peace a chance” and won presidential honors to…well have to put up with a penis-envy dictator that believes himself a genius. Wait there’s more, put up with not just one “delusional distemper” dictator with nuclear weapon launch capabilities only “one small man penis away”, but another “Madman across the Water” - with a bigger penis. Look away, penis-envy is running rabid between our Moron-in-Chief genius and North Korea’s Kim Bong-one’s genius. See, Moon ran on a campaign promise against political corruption and time to drain the political cesspool along with a Main Street focus to force Bong-one to send North Korean athletes to the Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang - it’s like taking hostages. But it’s official, as Bong-one will send a fleet of hostess-twinkies to observe the U.S. deployed THAAD missile system deployed to protect golf courses along the South Korean DMZ? So, for an entire month the South is safe from a nuclear Armageddon meltdown by the “Little Rocket Man” taking advice from Dennis Rodman - Dunk it or 3-pointer! Anyway, Moon kept his promise even with “Twitter” interference by the Moron-in-Chief. Don’t we love Robert De Niro for being honest his feelings about the circle jerk going on in the Oval Office! Yes soiree, the Trump Tower Dysentery Dynasty is trying to outperform Bill’s Monica movement moments. Look, no matter how sad it is that the White House will never again be the same since it has been infiltrated by the insane, blame it all on the Clintons. Please don’t bother me with lame excuses why my assessment of what went wrong is also lame. If Hillary had minded her own business and hounded Bill instead of hounding the decency of “our” Democracy, her only acceptable role in the 2016 election would have been as a voter, not a broker! Now the New Moon has decided to give credit wherein credit is NOT necessarily due, because he is smart and through a pacification response to a covfefe castration complex narcissist, he can sooth over the aggressor - our Moron-in-Chief. Don’t we love Robert De Niro when he imitates the Moron! In reality, this “credit” bestowed upon the Moron is like a pardoning - just to get rid of the virus! It is like “bad breath” diplomacy, the reason for the Tic Tacs. See, with Moon sending the Moron-in-Chief a pat on the back by responding in English with gratitude that “Trump made a huge contribution to the talks” with Bong-One, it’s like reverse psychiatry. A clever move, as when word surfaced that the North and South was to share a Pocahontas “peace” pipe, Trump tried to immediately take credit: "Does anybody really believe that talks and dialogue would be going on between North and South Korea right now if I wasn't firm, strong and willing to commit our total ‘might’ against the North. Fools, but talks are a good thing!" But that pressure fromunder by the Moron, it was criticized by Moon, that the disrespect and name calling between the penis-envy-geniuses could lead to unintentional consequences, through increased tensions and clashes, a.k.a. nuclear holocaust. Moon went smart to throw some fodder the Moron’s way to shut him up, said again like Trump had bad breath and Moon offered up some Tic Tacs - because he knows Trump is a fan of the breath mints. “I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing and grabbing them by the pussy."  With the penis-envy-genius our “Madman Across the Water” from the Koreans, attention grabbing is like that pussy snatching - can’t have a deficit! Just keep grabbing, and that’s what is up by verbally pacifying Trump, so the Moron minds his own business. It didn’t take long for world leaders to come to the same consensual covfefe conclusion, that Donald John Trump is living proof that the IgnorAMUS has evolved into the IgnorANUS, just tell him he’s fool’s gold as some don’t know the difference between a real nugget and a “Fake” noggin as the “glitter” is all that really matters!