BIG
PHONY TITS NEWS ALERT
– January 17th, 2018
– January 17th, 2018
1st
Annual White House “Fake News Award”
According to reliable
sources with the inside scoop the White House poop, the 1st Annual ALL WHITE HOUSE “Fake News Award” goes
to…drum roll please, Doctor Ronny
Jackson for comparing the “Excellent Wealth” of Donald John Trump with that of the “Excellent Health” of Barack Hussein Obama. Wow, totally embarrassing
such a comparison. And BPTN would question the Moron’s wealth let alone his
health, let it alone! So, the Moron goes to the doctor for a check-up and all
we get is an Obama & Trump comparison, one based on true “health” the other
on loan-shocking “wealth” dirty laundry. “Can’t buy me health, no, no, no,
noooooo”! Gives Mitt Romney’s famous quote of “All we got was a lousy hat”
a stamp of approval.
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Trump Prepares for Medical Check-up
January 16th,
2018. State of the Eunuch’s health check by Doctor Rodney King: Fat Check - was
overboard. Trump tipped the scale at 240lbs. and 6’2” which is OBESE. Then a miracle
occurred as to have an OBESE president would cause Kim Bong-One to have an
uncontrollable laughing fit and…he grew an inch which almost snuck the MORON under
the OBESE radar. Then with some NAVY medicinal knowhow, a.k.a. Dulcolax with
prune juice the “Shithole” took on new meaning, and after 3-hours of anal hole
heaving the weight scale was close to 239 with rounding down, we made it out of
the OBESE zone, but as the Moron was getting dressed, he scarfed down a few Big
Macs and a dozen orders of fries and at least 10 big gulp Cokes. Even though starting
to look like Chris Christie, for a single second we did get a data stamp that proves
he is just shy of OBESE so in “EXCELLENT HEALTH”. As far as Diet, No Pepsi
Coke. Exercise, picking nose and jerking off. Mental cognizant - can engage in “Twitter”
combat but should not be allowed around that nuclear football. Total overall
prognosis, Mitt Romney was right, just a walking-dead lousy hat!
States with highest “Flu”
are those states visited recently by the Moron-in-Covfefe, Donald
John(Shithole) Trump. Californians very lucky as the 45th is banned
from setting foot in the Golden State due "WANTED" by Surfer Hang-10 Association for allowing offshore rape, once a crime no longer against the law of the land.
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BPTN
- Mainlining News
From the U.S.
Department of Education, Secretary Betsy Devos: New posters at school lunch
programs to show Donald John Trump as the icon of “EXCELLENT HEALTH”, some
recommending a diet of Big MACs and Big Gulp Cokes and only 5-hours sleep:
From the U.S. Small Business
Administration, Linda McMahon: Cigna Health Commercial wins “Golden Shower
Award”:
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What’s
A Middle Name?
John,
as in Donald John Trump - Toilet, shithole, crapper.
Hussein,
as in Barack Hussein Obama - Handsome, good, healthy.
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“New” XXX Movie Review - By Stormey Daughter Lookalike Istinka
Doctor Ronny Jeremy: “Dick
Durbin Destroys Kirstjen Neilsen’s Shithole”
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What
We Are Up Against - By Ted Kaczynski
Mueller Investigation:
Throw the book at the Trump Tower bums, else kiss the J. Edgar Hoover FBI legacy
goodbye. Had the Moron-in-Covfefe minded his own business and shown some
respect to the G-Men the entire Vladimir Portnoy Putin Castration Complex
affair would have been done with - Case closed as Russia had nothing to do with
how a Moron was voted in as the 45th. But when we see wherein the
investigation is going, to the heart of the “Tower”, and that means attacking
how the Trump Dysentery Dynasty confiscates wealth - it is the 100-year high-tide
that will soon drown the Moron and his pathetic filthy family. It is payback,
nothing else and too late to turn back and call off the wolves. Now this is how
BPTN defines PATRIOTISM, Robert Mueller holding a grudge well deserved against
a Maggot Moron, FUCK YOU DONALD SUCK A BANNON DICK!
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Moron Trump Prepares for Life after Impeachment:
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