One of the things that
modern “finger-tip” technology brings to us with computer chips, now chirping
and chipping away at our everyday pursuit to happiness, is the “number
crunching” capabilities to provide some interesting results on every which way
but loose subject matter. And one of the disciplines that finds incredible
advances every-time a chip finds a flip-to-flop transition closing in on the
speed of light is “Statistics”. Many pure mathematical geniuses, like Theodore John
Kaczynski, seem to heckle the “stat-men” as hocus-pocus magicians. Theodore was
an expert on “Boundary Theory” and today tests his theory by living in a stall.
See, “Statistics” is not a pure science, it is that “chance theory” based on
trying to paint a big picture by capturing a small picture and using
mathematical principles to, well make a guess - so the magician's wand is
paramount. Same thing used by gambling casinos - losers never win and it
follows the Mobius Strip mentality! I will win someday, and loose…But even with
minimal data confiscated through harassing phone scams, garbage-in garbage-out algorithms
that can predict a result with a degree of precision above and beyond are
becoming common place. Computers with “massive memory” banks and high-speed
manipulative net-neutrality networking lends a hand to the predictive models
used for just about everything useful in our daily lives. Political polls are
part of that mainstream behavior trying to give us a hint of what is happening
around us, from a mathematical representation that is supposed to be accurate. Gallop,
Pew, Rasmussen to name but a few - these pollsters can only collect data from a
small population and then try to make predictions wherein the results are acceptable,
within a “margin of error” the general population. That the population and density used to filter out
a result represents it all. Most political polls find a plus-to-minus 3-percent
error. This is based on time proven algorithms, but it doesn’t take into
account excessive “outliers”, which is an element paramount the success of the “Hocus
Pocus”. An outlier is an outsider that ruins the pattern of migration and the
more radical a movement with overflow - those abandoning their posts like 60%
of Trump’s administration - well it can skew the process that was at one time
acceptable within the “margin”. If an individual under the microscope finds a
poll at 32%, in reality it could be at the high of 35% or a low-ball 29%. Now
for the last 346-days of misery nearly a year gone bye-bye, Donald, who shares
the same middle name as Theodore the mathematician, the MORON’s approval rating
has stalled at a rather interesting 32%. It doesn’t budge off that sweet zone –
which is bothersome, no matter what’s in the “Tweet”. So in Simple Simonism, the
algorithms that form the basis for this evaluation, they may be stuck due
Trump’s radical irrational behavior. The man doesn’t fit the mold! We must get
this right, else it is “FAKE” advertisement and affects the future. Many deadbeats
base a “cherished” election vote on the polls and it becomes a popularity
contest. Concerned, as Trump is very faithful over this “Fake” criticism his
departure from normalcy, I met with Phineas J. Whoopee up at the University of
Alaska – at the Arctic Region Supercomputing Center in Fairbanks. Phineas is
the Chief HP Statistician and after a few beers and some weed, we were both in
concert that maybe, just maybe the algorithms used by the pollsters needed an
adjustment factor applied. Now Phineas has at his disposal a super-duper
SuperComputer from Cray and part of the Department of Defense’s “High
Performance Modeling” program. The university has been the recipient of “fast”
computers courtesy the U.S. Taxpayers for many years, and residents are allowed
access to use the “brains” of this computer, called the Chugach PacMAN that which
consists of over 3000-CPUs. Imagine having that many laptops working at once? And
200000000000000 flip or flop memory cells? Now for over the past month, Phineas
went engaged in testing the existing polling algorithms for accuracy, to see if
the results warranted a time for a change. Low and behold, there existed many
outliers when trolling Donald Trump’s approval rating, so a correction was
required. According to the 1st poll of 2018, the PJW Poll – that
which sports the latest and greatest and fastest polling result mathematical modeling
known to man, the as stated and original “margin of error” was basically in error.
The new margin is NEGATIVE 8%. See, with the use of the DOD eavesdropping on “Tranquility”,
confidential “citizen” data can be transposed to indicate trend-setting, and there
existed a trend over the past 10-months that can explain why that 32% approval
is in reality 24%. Like college football for some, it is WWE setting precedence
for lowering this nation’s IQ, when families spend a whole lot of their time
watching “FAKE” slam dunking Rikishi Stinkface melodrama – a.k.a. “Fake”
Bigtime wrestling. When kids are allowed to be delinquent with homework, as the
“Big Time” is far more important than reading, writing and arithmetic. So, the
polls are stale, due a majority of Trump’s supporters engaged in other more extra-curricular
activities of impotence. They voted in that desire, and then went back to
watching “FAKE” head slams. Hey, ask wrestling fans who Fabulous Moolah or
Andrea the Giant is? You will get a whole lot of correct answers. Now ask who
Eric Holder was, or John Kerry, you will be awarded with blank stares. And ask
a wrestling fan if Donald Trump ever served his country, you’ll find out that
Donald took on the “Boogey Man” and scalped Vince McMahan. These are the “outliers”
that strangle good science. With a correction factor applied to compensate for
the “Big Time Reality”, the margin of error crashes to Negative 8%. And this
will remain as a correction…for the next 3-years as his majority are bored with
politics and want more "Moolah” madness. If 2-years from now Trump is down in
the polls and about to face a re-election lose, if he shows up at a WWE “Live
Raw” with his Melanomia and Kelleyanne, he will get more than enough votes. The
“Beach Haven” maggot’s win had nothing to do with Russia, get over it, Trump
played the waste card and won fair and square. Now on another subject of
interest, Phineas found that there could be another troubling factor as to why
Donald Trump’s approval is in the cesspool. Now this is rather personal.
According to the pre-mature ejaculation algorithm that the Chugach PacMAN found
so interesting, Donald is not getting any nooky! OK, the approval rating for
having sex was “zero”. And since snatch grabbing pussy is not allowed due the Secret
Service will not let a Russian whore come within tongue kissing distance of the
Tic-Tac monster, especially those with “Big Fake Tits” that are within reach, Trump’s
hands are going crazy. With that, his only means of satisfaction is through ejaculation,
to satisfy that rant and rage using “Twitter”, as it allows the use of
two-hands, like when jerking off. So, bon voyage. He’s coming, he’s coming! Amazing,
technology at our fingertips to sniff the mind of a pervert this madman at the
helm with jerkoff instincts. Cray Chugach PacMAN, 5-trillion strokes! Donald? A
5-second “Tweejaculation” and…for real a bed-bug would have a better
demonstration of righteousness than what is sitting in the White House. Like
Bob Dylan sang out, “Don’t need a weatherman to tell which way the wind blows”
and the “Ballard of the Thin Man” finds companionship with Portnoy’s Complaint
and Clockwork Orange as the latter combined paints a picture of what “We the
People” are up against - something even “Boundary Function” Theorist Ted Kaczynski
could not capture in a calculation that was for real, as divide by "zero" is an error in reality but very representative of the IQ those that fall under the "Waste Card" faction of Americans allowed to voice that vote.
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