Simple Simon says it’s still
that “Grumpy Old Men” question, that which will forever covfefe frustrate our
intellect! Is the glass running on empty or still fulfilling its duty at half-mast?
Is a penis a hardon or a Trump Tower at limp dick erection stage…But today,
“Half Mast” finds an interest on the political scene, we need a definite answer
as “half empty” verses “half full” is paramount our future. Democracy verses
Fascism, yes we are at the “Eve of Destruction” as upon US that “Castration
Complex Constitutional Crisis”. But “We the Real Righteous People” shall overcome
as our “Resistance” has found leadership once again, with Barack Obama speaking
out against the “Shithole” and his alienating base. The 44th has
been somewhat silent the last 365-days off the “beaten track beltway” in
response to what the 45th is trying to do, tear apart “Democracy for
All”. And the Moron went pissed and wants to nuke Hawaii, Barack and Oprah’s
retirement island - it was not a false alarm that “Incoming KISS your ASS
Goodbye” message that the Kona Bruddah’s woke up with today, a genuine swine wrecking-ball
havoc so early. Why is it that these “Emergency Broadcasts” tells US to stay
indoors with a nuke locked on our front doors, time for a beer and maybe get in
one last wave! So getting back on-track in realization we went backwards 50-years
when Hitler’s fascination with “human shit” violated our Democracy with a little
help from a Tower friend named Portnoy Putin and that equated to voters then
wishing for as close to possible a Rikishi Stinkface president, what is it with
this glass that may shed some light our rescue mission away from poor-man prosecution
- I mean eviction? Half what, praytell tell me the Truth! Even Stephen Hawking
failed this “Halfway House” question while toasting in zeroG-weightlessness and
thus fooled into believing that “Black Holes” are for real. See, according to
the “Boundary Theory Function” argument authored by renowned Harvard Annex
“brainchild” Theodore John Kaczynski, a “Black Hole” cannot exist as it would
have to allow mobility in efforts to not distort the outer space “continuum”,
as the ether is growing. Something with nothing cannot move - that bump on a
log! So, Ted’s theory proves them all wrong! Of course the matter of course,
Albert Einstein said the same thing, “shitholes” don’t exist. But evolution is
proving the Ignoramus has changed into an Ignoranus, a.k.a. “shithole” and “Living
in a limousine down by the pussy parlor”. See, for the poor man it’s a rusted
rust-bucket van and a polluted river - for the wealthy…Anyway, a 12-onuce can
of No Coke Pepsi with only half its original cargo due to settling of contents,
if it’s “half full” then it is still valuable call off the recycle addiction!
And the evolution of the “can” theory finds interest today with what is
happening on the political scene. See, recent polls should be analyzed by Annex
Ted’s mathematical brilliancy to test-of-time what it all means - so we can
take action our so far inaction. So, “Grumpy Old Men” take notice! Now it all
depends on how we truncate a number to assess the “can-can” affair. Take the
fraction ½ of a whole, or 0.5 on a slide rule. What the fungi is a “slide
rule”? Anyway, banks will always side on uplifting the fraction to a whole if
it is money you owe them in interest and always find a downdraft to “zero” if
it is loot they owe you. Honestly, this has been proven if you owe ½-cent in
interest to Wells Fargo, on the books it is 1 copper penny of debt. On the
other hand, if they must pay you interest for a savings account or class action
law suit settlement for fraud, that same ½-penny seems to disappear or maybe
someday through compounding it…they are smart! As I always get these divide by
zero error messages on my e-mail statements along with “Fake News Emergency Broadcasts”!
But we must re-evaluate the “Half Mast” puzzle, it is important in accordance with
the Moron-in-Chief genius: When he hijacked the White House, he entered the
Oval Office with a 68% hardon and today the erection is limping along at 53%. OK,
if greater then 50%, it is in the half full category. But when less then the
50%, we then enter the proverbial empty “shooting blank zone” and that is
wherein the bar should be set for “Impeachment” based on the 25th
Amendment. So, give the penis-envy-genius the benefit of the doubt, that we are
not yet to the Bill Clinton stage. In the first 365-days of Trump’s “delusional
dereliction erection”, that intellectual quotient - penis envy genius one up on
Kim Bong-One - has dropped some 15 percentage points, a loss of virginity and at
the alarming stage wherein Stormy weather whores refund your pervert slush
fund. Since Trump’s political hardon is limp but not to the point of a
premature ejaculation - he maintains. Of course this does not take into account
all aspects of how this “Little Dick Man” is denied access to a Melania pussy
grabbing frenzy - as Net Neutrality is now in effect. Now I am proud to
announce that for 65-years my commitment to remain gainfully employed
regardless the fact the “Union” is also a limp dick - what it means in today’s
world the Sad Sack fact I am classified “AT WILL”, which means NO rights at the
work site. Now even though an “AT WILL” means “I sold my soul to the company fraud”,
it requires a paper trail as some lawyers can tolerate the “You’re Fired” and
still get sealed settlement money for firing out-of-line, especially if a whore
for the elites that believe money allows spousal abuse and who gives a rat’s
ass about cheating on the kids’ real mommy! Money buys immunity with the
wealthy “trophy wife” installments. Now to support that “At Will” paper trail
it requires a yearly appraisal, that which usually finds a grading scale A through
F with no “E” as that is reserved for an enema - when you’re fired! And most
experts will follow the leader and recommend that a grade “C” is the best all-around
candidate for continued employment! Doesn’t walk on water, doesn’t go above and
beyond but “Meets Expectations”. And that is wherein the Moron is today, meets
expectations based solely on the polls. And even though the trend may continue
and go to “D” grade or deeper state, maybe some Viagra can get that dick erect
again and get this nation back on track. But getting back to what the Moron said
about “living in a shithole”. Donald John Trump has lived forever in a limousine,
and that is scary and gives “deep dark state” a whole new trial. And that miscue
threat that hit Hawaii this am, the Moron was on the golf course down at
Mar-a-Lago and the Secret Service along with the National Security Nuclear
punt-man in tow, they didn’t bother Trump about any formidable incoming threat,
thank God for common sense! Which brings up a solution - let Trump play golf
every damn day until we can come to our senses and realize that no matter what
the polls say so, half empty finds a new friend with the 44th and
definitely means far from any fulfillment our crying out for “Democracy’s” sake!
And like a belief in the “Black Hole” hocus-pocus so just abuse Pocahontas,
anybody that still believes that the wealthy like to live like US under a “Democracy”,
best let that incoming put it all too rest because they don’t and Trump is
their WAR Lord Daddy Warbucks “Deliverance” man!
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