BIG PHONY TITS NEWS - E2R3

BIG PHONY TITS NEWS ALERT
 – January 9^th, 2018

Medical Breakthrough:

Now available to participating emergency medical providing agencies, a new and improved “Mental Stability Test” based on the once famous “Blacky Picture Show”. According to renowned Soviet Professor of Urolagnia, Vladimir Portnoy Sleazeski, and unveiled by KGB-Kaspersky Labs, this MST-TAT(Mental-Stability Test-Thematic Apperception Test) is said to be able to detect early on, stages of “Sluggish Schizophrenia” in adults. The “Blacky” finds its basis of evaluating patients through feedback from Freudian psychosexual penis-envy-genius-moronic “Cartoons” along with appropriate grading guidelines, that have been updated to facilitate the changing and challenging environment confronting many humans today. Since the modified “Blacky”, now referred to as “Poop Dog”, uses sexually explicit “Cartoons” it is intended for adult lunatic audiences only. Included in the introductory offer, a PC based algorithm free-of-charge that allows a certified medical fractionizer - those that have attended the PJW-Henry Murray Annex - to evaluate patients for symptoms associated with this “Sluggish” mind condition. And diagnosis comes without direct interactions, from remote observations. The algorithm allows simple things like e-mails or social media correspondences as the data input to assess what is going on in one’s mind. Twitter is one of those “media” vices that plays well this new science to facilitate the diagnosis of “Sluggish Schizophrenia” as is associated with depersonalization, that which can consist of a detachment within the self-regarding of one's mind thoughts and sometimes disguised as a form of dementia, or being a detached observer of oneself due to emotional anxiety characterized by an unpleasant state of inner turmoil. The Test requires at random the “Picture Cards” to be presented to the patient under consideration and the response is then evaluated. “Blacky” was based on pet dogs, the “Poop Dog Cartoons” are based on humans, as we seem to get along better with pets then our neighbors, so the results were skewed. The new “Poop Dog Cartoons” fix the problems of past.

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Flash Cartoon to Patient, record response:

Test Patient X Response: I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.

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Flash Cartoon to Patient, record response:

Testl Patient X Response: I took her out furniture shopping.

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Flash Cartoon to Patient, record response:

Test Patient X Response: Look at you, you are a pussy.

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Flash Cartoon to Patient, record response:

Test Patient X Response: I did try and fuck her. She was married.

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Flash Cartoon to Patient, record response:

Test Patient X Response: O.K. Oh, you’re finished.

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Flash Cartoon to Patient, record response:

Test Patient X Response: Make me a soap star.

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Flash Cartoon to Patient, record response:

Test Patient X Response: Melania said this was O.K.

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Flash Cartoon to Patient, record response:

Test Patient X Response: Grab ’em by the pussy.

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Flash Cartoon to Patient, record response:

Test Patient X Response: I moved on her like a bitch.

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Flash Cartoon to Patient, record response:

Test Patient X Response: Which way?

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Test Patient X Results: The above patient responses were entered into the "Poop Dog" Sluggish Schizophrenia algorithm and according to Boris Karloff, consiglieri of the Transylvania Lunatic Asylum Association, Patient X suffers from “DELUSIONAL DISTEMPER” and that is a subordinate clause of Sluggish Schizophrenia. What can be expected next from this patient is forgetfulness, with ordinary things of well-known common knowledge, like words to the Star Spangled Banner especially when patient is subject to crowds and booing, If the latter is observed and patient seems out-of-touch with reality, please notify authorities as this is a sign of a lead into a penis-envy-genius state of mind, when in reality it is better qualified as the “State of the Eunuch” syndrome and NOT consensual mind sexcapades. Any patient showing similar signs should NOT be allowed around heavy equipment and little girls playgrounds. The Indentiy of Patient X has been withheld due Boris/Patient covfefe.