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Thursday, March 24, 2016

Wow, Judge SARAH-VISION

So Sarah Palin is to become the next “Judge Judy”. Take the Jerry Springer show and mix it with the “Soylent Green” plot along with the entire IQ of the “The Alaska Bush Family”, well this formula finds Judge SARAH-VISION! So, we have been leaked what her 1st episode will be all about, wherein she downs a judge's robe, sits high above the crowd and referees some pretty mind boggling situations. See, a guy named Jared Lee Loughner is serving 7-consecutive life terms for trying to assassinate U.S. Representative Gabrielle Giffords. Now he contends that he is innocent - even though already proven guilty by a competent jury of peers -  yes truly innocent based on new challenges that he was “hand-picked” to be the assassin and evidence that he was framed...claiming that a “chip” was implanted in his head to control his mind. Because the “claim” did not follow proper form, it has been rejected by the lower courts and sent to the “Judge Judy” venue wherein it may be decided by Sarah Palin, in her new role model – Judge SARAH-VISION! Now here is the ironic thing that makes this court appearance interesting. See, many believe that Gabrielle Giffords was targeted by...drum roll please “Sarah Palin”! Yes, SaraPAC, while foaming at the mouth with “Don't Retreat-Reload” as the message heard aloud, well this “Citizen's Unfounded” charitable organization that feeds on frenzy, it advertised a “Target Map” and Giffords was named as one of the “Targets of Interest”. And when it hit the media, even Gabrielle went on record that this was a cowardly act of aggression. Then Loughner's chip pulled the trigger. So, this brings a 25-million buck lawsuit against Giffords, for being part of a conspiracy, because the shooter was a framed assassin. Damn, so who will be on trial this grudge match? So if Sarah dismisses the case, she would do so only out of caution her own vulnerability being an accomplice this brutal attack that left a 3-year old kid dead in the streets of Arizona. See, this could be a three-way, wherein Giffords and Loughner tag-team against the Judge, to get to the bottom of the blame game. “Gotta Serve Somebody” said Dylan. And the second episode supposedly in the “wings” also concerns Sarah's past affiliation. It involves a lawsuit against the Alaska oil & Gas Conservation Commission , which Sarah once “Chaired”. See, a whistle-blower performed his duty as a righteous Alaskan citizen when his employer decided it was all right to send fraudulent work logs to the AOGCC, for payment of work never performed - so this employer could provide Golden Valley Electric Association a break on projects that were “over-budget”. Steal from Peter to pay Paul! So all the evidence for an indictment was provided to the AOGCC, but in oder to save face the loss of $thousands$ in misappropriated state revenues belonging to “All the Citizens”, the AOGCC “Chair-Lady” allowed leniency towards the crooks and basically told the witness to get lost. See, if it was shown in a court that the “Main” agency that monitors the $cash$ register for the state was derelict in its oversight, well it could mean $millions$ in lost revenues for the state coffers. So it was a “sweep it under the rug” scenario and the whistle-blower lost his job, for being “HONEST” and has been harmed beyond recovery – like being burdened with 7-consecutive life sentences, said again for being “HONEST”. It cannot be easy when someone makes the decision to make good that promise to “protect and uphold” and in the end they get eunuchized. Yes, the whistle-blower was never allowed his day in court “under oath” to tell the truth, the whole truth so help me Sarah. So, when Palin was the “Chair” of this agency, before she became the Alaska governor, she cleaned house this same agency when it was discovered that members of the “Chair” were confiscating state resources to campaign, on state time. Palin may take a rather interesting approach to this case, finding that it was derelict in its responsibilities. So even though I do not waste time such shows, these two episodes are “reality”, and maybe we will find the low-life courts - well serving justice the way it is supposed to be served!

"Gotta Serve Somebody"

You may be an ambassador to England or France
You may like to gamble, you might like to dance
You may be the heavyweight champion of the world
You may be a socialite with a long string of pearls.

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
It may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

Might be a rock'n' roll adict prancing on the stage
Might have money and drugs at your commands, women in a cage
You may be a business man or some high degree thief
They may call you Doctor or they may call you Chief.

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a state trooper, you might be an young turk
You may be the head of some big TV network
You may be rich or poor, you may be blind or lame
You may be living in another country under another name.

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a construction worker working on a home
You may be living in a mansion or you might live in a dome
You might own guns and you might even own tanks
You might be somebody's landlord you might even own banks.

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a preacher with your spiritual pride
You may be a city councilman taking bribes on the side
You may be working in a barbershop, you may know how to cut hair
You may be somebody's mistress, may be somebody's heir.

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

Might like to wear cotton, might like to wear silk
Might like to drink whiskey, might like to drink milk
You might like to eat caviar, you might like to eat bread
You may be sleeping on the floor, sleeping in a king-sized bed.

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
It may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may call me Terry, you may call me Jimmy
You may call me Bobby, you may call me Zimmy
You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
You may call me anything but no matter what you say.

You're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody. 

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