Meat for the PRESS

Today, Meat for the PRESS announced the 2012 “Lazy-To-Lame Pundits” Award. Bum roll please:

Chuck Todd, David Brooks and Tom Brokaw are this year’s recipients for this coveted award. While appearing on David “Extended Clip” Gregory’s Meet the Press – not to be confused with “Meat for the PRESS” – these men committed to “Lazy-To-Lame” journalism tried to paint Barack Obama into that corner, with “lazy to lame” excuses as to why he was so far “failing” the American Dream. Look guys, so your vote to Romney was a waste, please don’t use the woolly mammoth pulpit as a road rage outlet just because you think your status on the “Beltway” gives immunity your stupidity. Mitt was a looser. Not once during this televised “lazy to lame” Sunday critique did you bring up “The town in Texas missing and Idiot” president, George “Dubya” Bush. Remember, and I am sure you do, when he somehow finagled in a second term, his acceptance speech another term was highlighted by “I have earned capital and I intend to spend it”! So today we see murderers on the loose, that “communicable” disease that every president seems to walk away from the White House with. Not to mention selling out this nation's once vibrant economy. Want to know where a whole lot of stolen U.S. Taxpayer money is still hiding, ask George senior about his affiliation with the Carlyle Group – the only investment firm that was allowed direct bailout from sonny boy. There remains so many “ghosts” still with the Bush family dysentery dynasty, that it is unfair to Obama too not indict Dubya in any presidential comparison, debate or discussion past presidents. So let’s be fair and not “lazy to lame” and give credit where it is due. Chuck, David, Tom, if you believe you have “lasting” power to out-perform Obama, then have at it or forever hold your opinionated orgasms hostage. Look, Dumbo Bush was handed over a thriving “America”, due to Bill using his magic wand – the Monica cigar – to make sure the American dream was appreciated. Yet due to his upbringing - the silver platter that accompanies wealth - Bush trashed decency and left Obama with a plugged up sewer not even Mr. Roto Rooter would entertain fixing. It was a tough turnover for Obama, the new chief in town with such a dysfunctional everything – not just a tanking economy. So, Obama has earned that “capital” above and beyond, but maybe because he is black, maybe that is where the “short changing” comes into effect. When we have a Commander-in-Chief that understands Constitutional Law and realizes that there is give and take even for an amendment naming a cow turd, but doesn’t let prejudice enter the arena as that would prejudice the system of merit surrounding our “Constitutional” fortitude, bottom-line we win. Yet we see “lazy to lame” journalist prejudicing the system and this year’s recipients of this award are not speaking for America, but for a select audience, those that believe no matter what Obama does it is not for the good of this country – and that my friend is what treason is all about. Dear Chuck, Dear David, Dear Tom, take this award and shove it, as what you have shoved out the past year, well “crap” comes to mind really quick!