Dr. Jerkoff and Mr. Hide

And behind Door Number One...Donald Trump and Bill Clinton! And in reality, is there really any difference? As what the Dumpster said about "woman", well like Bill has practiced to perfection and Hillary accepted with a "Stand by your man" persuasion, that even today still "Woman is the nigger of the World".

Dear Vladimir Putin;

Thanks for coming to the rescue of the "We the People" and getting involved in the 2016 Presidential rat race. Your interference is much appreciated. When faced with a "lesser of two evils" as this nation's next Commander-in-Chief, we need some outside influence to help us through the quagmire. Many think you have deployed your "hacking" agents in efforts to throw manure so that Hillary is out-maneuvered by the Dumpster. But the way I see it, you are providing topsy-turvy  evidence upon both candidates, that neither one is fit to be the next U.S. President. I am sure you are doing this because you don't want to be bothered with fakes that can make your life Le Miserable. You have so far been pretty up-and-up with Obama, and I fear you fear what we Americans have not been able to challenge - two candidates with money and power that weaseled their way into the mainstream and like a Keith Richard's bad drug high are about to become a mainlining like apocalypse. So thanks for getting involved...maybe we need to nominate you for the Nobel Peace prize, as I am sure that you were hoping for Bernie, and you then could enjoy the last of your domination in comfort. Amazing Hillary calling her fans a "Bucket of Losers" and Donald wanting to "fuck" big tit mothers while the husbands are away fighting ISIS. I bet in Russia there are laws of extermination for this kind of unbecoming behavior. Anyway, thanks again and maybe by next month "We the People" will have genuine candidates to cast a vote of confidence upon instead of wasting a vote towards a dysentery catastrophe. And thanks for being a somewhat brother to Barack, it helps the destiny of mankind. - Salute and хорошее здоровье

Fiat Justitia Ruat Caelum

The Latin, it means "Let justice be served though the heavens may fall". Sad, that it is no longer what drives our jurisprudence guidance when a wrong has been committed and justice shall prevail. As the shall has been replaced by "maybe", depending on the actors involved in the crime. It's "black kids on mopeds" sent to the Clink while the Maggot Thatchers go free for crimes that defy human decency. Dear Mr. Comedy, yes the FBI under your watch has been redefined also, as the Mustela. NO, not another name for a tough guy Mafioso, it means "weasel". You Sir were the one that instigated the "weasel" showdown, in fact your institution better named Mustela Excrement, and the conflagration the outcome of your Hillary Clinton "extreme carelessness" investigation points to even more "carelessness" on behave of the once-upon-a-time all powerful Federal Bureau of Investigation. Maybe Federal Bureau of Inoculation is a better fit, as with Hillary Clinton crime does pay as she may be the next Commander-in-Disbelief! You let it happen, on your watch! In fact, I once thought of you as the true "Elliot Ness"! What the FBI stood for under Hoover, well it has been burned down to the ground. Is not honesty the best policy? Why cannot you be honest with the American people, as we don't give a rat's ass what you told Congress. She's guilty, the "ham sandwich" finds indictable behavior does it not?  I am a democrat, a little socialist in me, so I stand with Bernie Sanders. We are the true "Democrats", as the fakes have taken over, also called Deanmoncrats. See the Howard Dean panties-to-tight party along with the Debbie Wasserman Shultzs, well the "True" party was defecated upon so your investigation could have fixed the "rigged" system. Now we must wait, and time is not on this nation's side as we are so divided. An indictment of Hillary, to get her away from the corrupt political scene would have started this nation down the right path once again away from the detour we have been castrated towards. You know she is guilty. I bet you don't sleep at night, maybe you can't even get an erection any longer. See, I always thought very highly of your dedication to the bureau, but what came out of the Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton treaty, why not tell your boss to shove her desires? "WE the PEOPLE" deserve respect, above and beyond and today I have reason to believe that "respect" is but a suggestion only. What is everybody trying to hide, as the evidence is overwhelming? All I wanted was Maggot Clinton disqualified under 18 U.S.C 2071. No jail time, no penalty fine, just a disqualification from ever again holding an office under these United States. Had you done your job and thrown the book at Clinton a violation under that "simple" code, then it would have been up to constitutional scholars and maybe the U.S. Supreme court to weigh in the verdict. You would have been a hero, instead you are calling yourself and the bureau brothers, well it was yourself that promoted the "Weasel", not Congress. The shat is sticking and maybe your true feelings of what you had to do for reasons unsympathetic. Now I can see and except through reason as a matter of national security the outcome, like maybe Hillary was just a floating turd in a giant political cesspool...OK that is how I feel today the outcome of your investigation. "WE the PEOPLE" have been crapped upon, and you Mr. Comedy pulled the flushing chain, we just happened to be hanging by the outfall and caught all the fallout. This is NOT good for our nation, and even though I would never see eye-to-eye with Trey Gowdy on political goals, today I am on his side what he thinks of, well your weasel posse. Amazing what can bring this nation together! OK, I am open to forgiving, if the FBI has the balls to send the Clinton's a bill for reimbursing the American Taxpayers for the shenanigans over Hillary's "Private Parts", as why in hell do we have to pay for nothing but a weaseling out outcome? Remember, it was your words that instigated the "weasel" name calling, said again like you feel that way also because you were pressured the outcome - and Hillary smiles all the way to the next crime scene, and that may be the Oval Office wherein you have no power. Thanks for at least trying to right a wrong. In ending, I hope you retire soon and write a book, about what really happened behind closed doors so "We the People" can once again find confidence in the FBI.

Praytell, She is HONEST

Wow, finally after months upon months of enduring non-stop ridicule over questions of honesty and truthfulness, well Hillary Clinton proved us all wrong. See, the other day she finally came honest as to how she thinks of Bernie Sanders and his supporters. Wow, way to go! Hillary,  wonder if just like a Lay's potato chip, "bet you can't eat just one"...

Bernie supporters, according to the Hillary for Commander-in-Disbelief, living in a van down by the river...

Dear Mark Cuban

Dear Mark Cuban;

Please tell AMERICA how much you paid in income evasion taxation?

C/O FART

(49-cent postage for the above letter of understanding sent to $Billionaire$ Mark Cuban paid in full by Patriots of the FART(Founders Against Resistant Taxpayers)movement, mandating an agenda NEY in favor of a Dumpster or Hillary as the 45th Commander-in-Chief)

OK, just a FART in disguise, but I think I will break wind and do a write-in on November 8th. In all seriousness, as I have withdrawal symptoms when I think that I will leave this once great nation, leave to the next generation our cherished children the possibility of a Trump or Hillary chainsaw massacre upon the CONSTITUTION. So I ask my fellow man to follow in my stride, break wind together like breaking bread together when there exists no longer a separation of Church and State  and commence a write-in vote for Mr. Phil Swift - the guy that does the Sunday morning Flex Seal commercials. I mean, here is a guy that built a boat out of glue, nothing else! And that glue, whatever the secret formula, we need it to protect the U.S. Treasury as anybody that thinks the same frame of mind that of the Dumpster and so feels an "extortionist" like attitude towards "Taxation" and pays nothing for everything in return...well Mitt Romney reminded us of the 1% fascist faction, and Mark Cuban is no different, until such time he releases to this nation how much he doesn't pay as a fair share.

Dear Alaska Chinook: "I have absolutely nothing to hide, and if I ever run for president you will have to take my word for it and I hope every candidate for office says the exact same thing, read my words: My taxes are none of your business." - Mark Cuban

Damn, Trump has them all on his side this issue, both Deandems and Confederates. Cuban, the faceless man behind the Trump face but supporting Hillary - scary times ahead!

2016 Chainsaw Massacre

So, it is turning out to be a "Distemper" affair, between the Dumpster and Hillary. Yes, distemper! With the common signs of sneezing, coughing, foaming at the mouth, loss of balance. Both candidates suffer and show signs that this once only for canines virus has taken over the mind and will of the people...and I am glad that Hillary finally came honest with something, that being what she thinks about Bernie Sanders and his supporters. And I am glad that Constitutional scholars are starting to think this may be the 1st time in history wherein the Electoral College finds itself under the disguise of the "Faithless Electorate", and decides to cast 270 votes for a still unknown person, fit to be the 45th Commander-in-Chief. Else we may be left with a Commander-in-Disbelief! So the Dumpster claimed a "Tax Deductible Income Loss" of $900-million back in the 90's? OK, he is a businessman, and like any other big-business like the GMs, it is OK to legally deliver write-ins to the IRS with excessive negative income, as Uncle Sam is pretty generous to give returns for nothing gained - a.k.a. "K Street" rigged system. So I am sick and tired of the rhetoric and don't give a rat's ass about Trump's tax scams. Get over it, he doesn't pay any taxes and a majority of the 1% don't pay any taxes and guys like Mitt Romney, well he is abused in the tax haven heaven as being an investor only and pays 11% on his earnings, but gets to write-off his $10-million luxury-liner cabin on Lake Winnamuckie and yes the jet-skies are also write-off tools of the trade. You and I, we are burdened with thrice what those rich that do pay hand over. And we must pay our fair share up-front, while the rich can delay for years any pittance to help pave our roads from sea to shining sea. See, many rich bastards don't use the highways, as private jets are the way they travel, so are adamant that they should not have to contribute to "this land is my land, this land is your land, from California to the New York Island, from the redwood forest to the gulf stream waters, this land was made for you and me". I wonder what Woody would say about this 2016 chainsaw massacre with the distemper candidates? The political "election" system is being destroyed through the 2016 reality fantasy, may as well rename it the pooplitical! But here it is in a nutshell, I mean distemper moment. Hillary is today bashing Trump, over his representation without taxation. So having access to a Cray Super-Spying computer located in Alaska and courtesy of Uncle Sam, I found the following calculation. If Trump was not allowed to gamble away the U.S. Treasury, "We the People" would be richer by a bunch of unclaimed loot, which under Obama may have come as a surprise rebate for us hard working "baristas" - according to Chelsea Clinton's definition of the middle-class.  Distemper Moment: Hillary is adamant she will not raise taxes on the middle class, which means we get stuck paying the same. Donald says tax breaks for business only, so we get stuck paying the same under either Commander-in-Disbelief. Is this what America is all about? Anyway, the Cray ran a number crunching comparison between what the Dumpster does in efforts to contribute to the Treasury, alongside the Clintons. Now when the costs to secure Bill when flying aboard the "Lolita Express" - the underage whore house on high and piloted by sex-offender pervert Jeffrey Epstein - and all the other perks allowed former impeached U.S. Presidents and taking into account what it cost the FBI to acknowledge that Hillary was "extremely careless" with Top Secret information...Look, the American people are being screwed by both, as the Clinton's have no loyalty to this nation, as we tried to impeach the pervert - Bill I am talking about. And with Trump? So it must be "Distemper", and we are about to have a den of rabie-ass fools take over the Oval Office. And then that Treasury money will be contaminated, with every disease known to mankind and about the only thing that will come about this sad state of affairs, that being Soylent Green coming true! So please Mr. & Mrs. Electorate from sea to shining sea, do your job and deny any votes for either a Trump or Clinton be counted by the Congress, as I would prefer to have a Paul Ryan and Orrin Hatch as interim leaders, and I am a Democrat that was shat upon by the Clintons, and cannot stand the fact of being shat upon by Trump. Enough is enough. OK, what Donald should have paid as taxable income and what it cost the U.S. Taxpayers for Bill & Hillary's shenanigans, it is divide by zero in both cases, a wash as "We the People" are screwed time and time again. Yes, it is time for a change but not through distempering leadership. Vote your conscious, DON'T VOTE and let Congress do its job in making sure we have a leader that is, well free of distemper.

 A nation divided...

Trump Wins ALASKA

With early voting in and even before the 1st showdown between Donald "Dumpster" Trump and Hillary "Extremely Careless" Clinton, it appears Alaskans have shown an interest in the "Dumpster" as the next Commander-in-Disbelief. See, early on during the primary Alaska said NO to Trump and signaled an interest in the Cruz - because we like missiles. But since then the Trump campaign has spent loot bribing the voters. See, Trump said he would fix the stronghold held by the democrats in Alaska, that held by Bill Sheffield and the Alaska Railroad. Trump's spoke-wheel said if the "Tower" was elected that would be the end of the free handout to Casey Jones. For years, the Alaska Railroad - a state run CORPORATION, which means highway robbery salaries for the executive branch - that entity has been allowed to exist by major donations from the U.S. Treasury. Yes, taxpayers' loot used to keep the trains rolling along to make the Koch Brothers $millions$ in "Railroad Maintenance Tax Credit" bribes. The ARR is the other "AMTRAK" run amuck in disguise. Take that back, as Amtrak today pays its own way! Bottom-line, at least half of the operating budget for the Alaska Railroad is courtesy Uncle Sam - some $45-million each and every year since Congressmen Don Young has been an advocate of coconuts and a secret lover of Nancy "Rabid Skunk" Pelosi - just kidding! Now a handout is not a bad thing, as long as the rules are followed. And that is wherein Trump said he would fix the swindling away of the taxpayers' money. See, trains from sea to shining sea are required to offer "Half Fares" on popular routes and destinations, as a ways and means "We the People" get something in return for the prolific pilferage upon our stashed loot for those highway robbery salaries. Now, such discounts are offered to the elderly, the low income and our military volunteers. But in Alaska, due the fact that this could wreck havoc on the profits of the cruise ship industry, the "Half Fare" doesn't come into effect until the winter. And if I were to take advantage of the out-of-season discount, due my age, I could take a train from Anchorage to Fairbanks - but be stuck in the interior for a week, as there isn't a daily express. Now during the summer tourism attraction months, there is a train back and forth every damn day - but at rates that are well, highway robbery and NO discounts. Most Alaskans have never traveled by train, because of the outrageous costs involved - when we are subsidizing the beast! Because of the handout by the government, "Half Fares" are not a suggestion, but a requirement. But such discounts are for everyone to enjoy, and that would cut into the profits of the "Special Interest", as why in hell pay 3-times as much for a ride aboard a "Princess" car? So the "Princess" lobby has maintained control over this for way too many years, and this about face with Trump is good. And now that the corruption is being tamed, maybe all Alaskan's can get a rebate for those expensive joy rides. Maybe we can sue the ARR for each and every year this "Half Fare" has disappeared, get "OUR" money back for that U.S. government subsidized handout. In fact, that could amount to a good sum of much needed money, especially with oil prices so low. My estimates look at a $450-million fine. So even though I am not a fan of Trump or Hillary, at least we see some semblance of un-rigging. And this is all I wanted out of the 45th, which means I don't have to waste time watching the crappy debates - as I will be busy planning my trips on the Bill Sheffield "Special Discount" Express. Way to go Mr. Trump. And I bet Mr. Young is pissed, maybe time for the Bennie cap again!

Our National Parks

Our National Parks

by ASSONOID PRESS

WASHINGTON — Sexual harassment, bullying and other misconduct is rampant at national parks across the country, including at iconic sites such as Yosemite, Yellowstone and the Grand Canyon, a congressional committee was told Thursday. Proof came when Congress was shown the following example and evidence: