Week-end Date Rape

OK, time for the Friday evening News' Media “Week-ending Up-Date”, a.k.a. “Week-end Date Rape Preparation” as we go into the week-end, well feeling violated already. OK, so MSNBC is now airing something about “Extended Stay”. Wow, is Chris “Hardon” Matthews still at the “Liberty Bell”? See, he can't get over the fact that the “bell” has a crack, so he gets into these manic depressive mood swings, mesmerized over the “Crack” and takes out his frustrations by yelling at David Corn! Hey Chris, it's better then concentrating on Chris Cristie's crack! So, this channeling continues to be a waste of time, just checking, as how in hell does it still find advertisers? You get what you pay for, but what does erectile dysfunction have to do with the “Liberty Bell”? So, onto FOX. Wow, Megynecology Kelly thinks that Bill Belichick and Tom Brady should be...time for a commercial. Wow, advertisements for douches and panty liners and more on erectile dysfunction. Do such commercials cater to the audience? OK, back live. Yes. Megyn thinks that the Patriots are not telling the truth with “Deflate-Gate” so she has suggested that the NFL bring in Dick Cheney, to water-board out the truth. Commercial time again. Wow, this time around it's all about diarrhea medication and more damn “erections lasting longer then 4-hours” commercialization. What's Murdouche up too? Damn, that's right as it is at the top of the hour so it is the Hannity Show – new sponsors. So Sean “Every Hair in Place” is on a rant about the “Sniper” and it appears he is over-excited so masturbating from underneath the protection of his desk. Is this guy for real? Commercial time, now it has switched to “constipation” commercials, and of course “Viagra”. Back to the action. He is still on the Patriotism” kick, and there's Sarah Palin, gnawing pitches for Steve King at some retreat for retards. Wow, Hannity is jerking off as when you have “snipers” and Palin and King, he cannot help himself from getting carried away! I think he is ready to...damn another commercial. What the hack is “Recti-Care”? Isn't that something used for “Torture”? OK, another change of sponsors as it is now the O'Reilly “Teleprompter” Show. So, Bill thinks that the “Internet” should be policed, as with all the flogging bloggers, “Journalism Standards” have taken a back seat and what's out there is garbage and half-truths! Bill is cutting off a liberal guest speaker that was not supporting the policing of the 1^st Amendment – time for a commercial. Recti-Care and Viagra and adult diapers. Back to the action and Bill is pissed, as another guest with a conservative background has called him to the mat over his “Journalistic Standards”, which is censorship by another name. So this is what we have. A bunch of hypochondriac narcissists hypocrites being financed by diarrhea, constipation, torture and erections. Wonder why the “Internet” is becoming popular? Because it is “Free Speech” then some and without all that “crap” commercialization and retards trying to shape how we think by using “Journalistic Torture” to get their private "parts" point across.

ANWR OFB

Of course ANWR – Alaska National Wildlife Refuge – is “Open For Business”. Where have you been? Even though the debate to open up this “Refuge” has been missing from heated Congressional debates ever since the “Do Nothing” Congress invaded Constitutional decency by evading conviction - some 12-years ago - that didn't stop the state from exploiting some loopholes for a ways and means to develop what was supposed to be off limits – or at least positioning itself to say the ban should be lifted. History Lesson: When Frank MurCowardski was a U.S. Senator, he had only a single agenda, pave the way so his daughter MoanaLisa could take over a “Do Nothing” seat for life. Yes, Frank is the honorary chairman of why we have before us today a dysfunctional Congress. See, Frank didn't do anything except cause trouble for Ted, with his sensation to waste time in committee hearings upon hearings with a single intent of opening ANWR – it was off limits! Ted knew it, but for some reason Frank could not get it through his pea-brain fantasy and move on to things that would benefit his constituency. Hey, Frank was a “Hobby Lobby Loyalist” even before the “Hobby Lobby” became a “Law Abridging Citizen”. But he couldn't let it go, this ANWR, and pissed off a bunch of other senators that decided to work not with him, but against the “ANWR” fantasy and he retired a beat-up man. But he wasn't a total failure, as other senators saw what worked for Frank, like doing nothing and over time, well the rest is history! And when daughter dearest took over, she did “nothing” better then daddy dearest – as she was into Kenai River “slippery slope” land swindling so it made for an enhanced “Nothing” - because she tried to use the excuse she was “Doing Nothing” to hide the Bob Penney scandal. Yes, “Penney-Gate”, as Moanalisa was able to buy a prime piece of Kenai River property, for pennies on the dollar. It was a piece of property that bordered Bob's mansion, where the Kenai River Classic was held – that yearly event that hauled in members of Congress for major donations to help save the river and at the same time allow the true intent of the “Classic”, as with the “Lobby” in tow to toast and fish, it meant a time to re-charge the Alaskan delegation “War Chests”. So this would have been a very vauable situation for MoanaLisa, for re-election! It had nothing to do with a piece of property for enjoyment, it was for political donation catering. She should have been arrested, indicted and taken the “Time” as punishment as this was a “payback” scam. Imagine being affiliated with a “Do Nothing” Congress! So for as many years as the MurCowards have been entrenched in that senate seat, nothing has been done that benefits Alaska with respect to seeing ANWR open for business – for oil and resource development. But the state wasn't about to hang around and wait for hell to freeze over and realized that once MoanaLisa was successful in stealing that senate seat, it would be more of the same nothing with ANWR - and the pipeline was running low on oil, which threatened the state's piggy bank. It was a “Do Nothing” Congress for as many years as MoanaLisa has been a coveted, well friend to the “Hobby Lobby”! “Congress does plenty, it just depends on what side you are on! See, we never get the correct “political” message during re-erections. Said again, the state could not wait around for incompetency to gain an edge on the ANWR debate, so took matters into their own hands. Anyway, the plan of attack called for the State of Alaska to force EXXON into developing the Point Thomson field. And today, that project is full steam ahead of schedule. See, EXXON fought the development of this “Retro-grade Condensate” field for the last 40-years, yes fighting development but at the same time hesitant to relinquish the leases it owned - as what was known to exist in this field's reservoir was “Good Stuff”! Finally, after spending $millions$ to keep the leases but stall development through costly legal means, EXXON was sentenced by the Alaska Superior Court with a “cease and desist decree” judgment and forced into spending boatloads of money for development. See, Pt. Thomson is situated, well very close to ANWR. In fact, directional drilling could find a drilling bit, well down-hole and under ANWR! Damn, the “GPS” was off! If not under the area still restricted by Congress for resource development, or what was at one time in history called the famed AREA 1002, offshore of ANWR is not out-of-bounds today for the development hounds. And we all know how oil can seep – if not through natural occurrences, well call on Haliburton and they can easily blow a “communicating conduit” between there and here, part of their enhanced “Fracing” business. Honestly, I witnessed the 1^st “Frac” job in Alaska, an “Independent” thought that was the cheapest way to exploit oil. So in come the pumps and chemicals and water tanks, and like the “Big Bang”, a hole was blown between two-different reservoirs. Unfortunately, the other reservoir was a “Disposal Well” that contained years and years of human crap accumulated from the camp, so this entire field had to be shut-in and will never be developed because the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline does not accept, “crap”! That “Independent” has left town. Really, when the pumps started sending water down-hole at 2-million pounds, the damn man-made island out in “Harrison Bay” started to shake, and when shit started flying from open water that surrounded the rig - like a whale blow from cracks in the earth - well we knew someone's calculation was in error. Anyway, there is a ways nowadays to get stuff once considered “stranded” to be hijacked. Hey, directional drilling can get a “drill bit” within 3-feet of the target some 8-miles away from the rig! Now ANWR has oil and lots of it according to old and outdated exploratory data. But when oil oozes out of the ground, something smells, fishy! So, what good is an oil find if you cannot get the oil to market – in this case get it over to Prudhoe Bay so it can be sent down the one-an-only pipeline, the famed Trans-Alaska-Pipeline-System, also known as TAPS. OK, so you have a field that went “bust” a long time ago called Badami, which is half-way from Prudhoe Bay to ANWR and has a pipeline that goes all the way over to TAPS. Now, force EXXON to develop the Pt. Thomson field, and now you have a pipeline connection that is just on the border of ANWR. See, Pt. Thomson is not a normal crude oil reservoir, but is considered an “Avant-garde Retro-grade Condensate” field, it means jet fuel already, no refining necessary. OK, not quite jet fuel but better and more volatile. So it is a fluid that cannot be sent down the TAPS, as it has too high a “vapor pressure”, so it basically has no home once developed – the main reason EXXON was not sanctioning this development. But EXXON was forced to build a pipeline, from Pt. Thomson to Badami – which means we now have a way of transporting something from, well very close to ANWR. YES, ANWR is no longer “stranded”! Time to poke some holes in the ground, from 8-miles away is OK – with that extended reach drilling technology. And the scientists and engineers familiar with weird reservoir formations have already warned that developing a “Retro-grade Condensate” field has its challenges. There is only one other field like Pt. Thomson in United States, down in Wyoming and under the BLM control. How that field has played out no one knows, as it is very confidential. But down there, pipelines are designed to take different “fluids”, as there is a market for almost anything that comes out of the ground – used for energy to chemical production, they will find something to do with whatever comes out of the ground, maybe even “crap”! In Alaska, we have not that luxury and the only candidate for the “condensate” from Pt. Thomson is with an “LNG” pipeline project or as a “sweeper” gas for tertiary recovery efforts. Regardless, an LNG pipeline is still 10-years away, maybe never due the falling price of “Natural Gas” and when gas is used for “recovery” the State of Alaska doesn't see any revenue - as it isn't really sold, just being recycled! It is saved for the future. So, soon there will be a pipeline from within a few doorsteps of ANWR all the way over to TAPS. If the Pt. Thomson project is too difficult to produce – which EXXON still today does not want to produce – then what? Well we can run to MoanaLisa MurCowpie and tell her, there's some good land for sale cheap, right up her alley cat! But that is wherein Phase II of the “attack” comes into effect, as this was one hell of a plan! See, when we can no longer rely on the “Do Nothing Congress” delegation, we find a ways and means even to side-track the “Sense of Congress”, which in Don's “Beanie Cap World”, is nonsense! Well today, Alaska has forced the “Big Oil” to play fair! “Big Oil” must share its facilities up North, with the “Independents”. Yes even though “Big Oil” paid for this stuff, it must “share”! So call on EXXON - “Big Oil” with “Big Pockets” - and force it to develop Thomson, with the construction of a 70000BPD pipeline. Then when there is no market for that “Avant-garde” stuff, well let EXXON continue to hold the leases, but force it to “share” that empty pipeline, with an “Independent” bent on sucking ANWR dry, and sucking our resource wealth dry as well. As every damn time an “Independent” squawks, just offer more incentives - like through “Royalty Relief” and they will come begging to act as accomplices in the state's run amuck plan to sabotage “ANWR”. And I am sure that when this starts to show promise, the MurCowards will be there to sign autographs and take all the glory! And when the U.S. government finds out that oil has been stolen away outside its intended “owner” and the “Federal Royalty” has been given away, they will cry “foul” and say they knew nothing about it!

Sea Gals

Wow, everybody is getting into the act, over “Deflate-Gate”. Now the Seattle Seahawk cheerleaders - the Sea Gals - may perform a Baha Men version also, of “Who let the air Out” at the Super Bowl XLAX - these are pictures from pre-game field practice:

 "Who let the air out?"

 "Who, who, who who"

 "Who let the air out"

"Who, who, who, who"

My Fellow American

My Fellow American: I was asked to write the following e-mail in efforts to head off a serious violation of "Public Trust" Doctrine. When I receive a response from the Prime Minister's office, it will be posted.

Dear Honorable Benjamin Netanyahu,
Prime Minister of Israel;

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With all due respect, I am asking you to postpone any visits to the United States Congress. Please realize that your action to accept House Speaker John Boehner's invite is causing problems, it has the realization to undermine our Democracy. I am not a rich American or a politician, just a hard working Middle Classmate, so I have very little say in what goes on at the White House. But I can see that you may have been dragged into the slug-fest between President Obama and Congressmen Boehner, and your acceptance is like pie in the face. So would you, for my sake and the sake of my fellow man, please take this into serious consideration. Any reason to continue with such a visit leads me to believe that my support for Israel over the years has been in vain. We have a protocol in this nation, as does Israel, for visiting dignitaries. I believe the way the White House is looking at Boehner's invite is indeed a violation of that protocol, and for me a violation of Trust validation. I speak for many Americans that feel the same way and by turning down Mr. Boehner's offer, you would be helping us out, to get back that Trust we seem to be loosing out on everyday wherein we have a Congress and administration that continues to disagree. So for the American people without a voice in this slug-fest, please refuse that invite to visit the U.S. Congress. Even though it appears that you have already accepted such, by turning it away now will prove above and beyond that you are indeed a TRUE Statesman. Thank you, and peace always. 

Sincerely, S. Pam McGee
United States Citizen in Good Standing

cc: U.S. President Barack Obama

Dear Barack My Friend

Dear Barack My Friend;

How in hell does House Speaker John Boehner get away with inviting Netanyohoo over to this country, on your watch and without prior approval? Does Boehner think he is “King”? I mean, with all the security that must be made available, courtesy the U.S. Taxpayers, this seems to be a far stretch of the “Sense of Congress”. And isn't this a violation of the “eviction” clause found in that “Oath” he takes upon arrival to control the 114th's cry-babies? But I have reason to believe that John isn't well. And it isn't a new symptom that brings me to that conclusion as it appears to have started up and show the side effects about mid-2010. Wow, coincidence or not, that is when the “Health Care Reform” started to take shape and there came a 10% tax on tanning booths! And didn't Boehner and Yoho think of this as a “racist tax”? So maybe this is causing Boehner to behave out-of-whack, as maybe he feels what it is like to be subject to prejudices. Anyway, maybe someone should caution the “Speaker” on the adverse effects of too much artificial “sun”. But if I were his boss, I would fire his ass for that invite and placing America in harms way – I think it is called “Treason”! But it is your call, I can only offer an opinion, some advice as to how “we on the outside” see things, a totally different perspective. And any headway on an “Executive Order” to release Pete Rose from “Torture”? Hasn't he suffered enough pain & suffering from being denied his place in the National Baseball Hall of Fame? And look at what is happening in the other sports. See, when Belichick and Brady decided to deflate the footballs, my stock collapsed. So it has far reaching negative constipational consequences, and they just laugh it off. So please reconsider freeing Pete, he deserves it. And as far as Boehner, the other night at the “State”, his face tan was so damn dark, he blended in with the leather chair – like an invisible “Speaker”! I know you couldn't see it like the rest of us “Proletariats” saw it, from far away, so I provided a shot – please get a laugh, but it appears to be a serious problem for Boehner - would he really hold a grudge just because you set a tax for health reasons? Sad, if all the reasons he will not work with your agenda is based on a silly tax. As a suggestion, since you still have a little time left in office, maybe the “Speakers” chair could be re-upholstered, in “white leather”. And what about those guys from “Princeton” that have volunteered to take the spanking for that blogger! Was that really in Saudi, I didn't think they believed in “Torture”, maybe beheading. But it is good to see a few “Good Samaritans” come forward as a means of protest and take some of the punishment. And I heard that George and Dick are considering the same “Good Samaritan” gesture, as a means of boosting their “Humanitarian Standing” by allowing themselves to be “water-boarded”, so some of them prisoners down in Gitmold realize we care about their well-being. America, wow, what a country. Anyway, thanks for doing one hell of a job, even with all the hurdles. In my book, you will go down as the “best of the best” in my lifetime, seriously. But please, before my time is up, I want to visit that “Hall of Fame” and give a salute to Pete, it is the only thing in my “Bucket List”. And another thing, it is so genuine to see a “Real First Family” for a change, something America was missing for way too many years. Even with the “First wife and green lipstick” stuff, it takes some of the seriousness out of the routine doom and gloom we are forced to live with, because John has “sun-stroke”!

Dubya Abdullah

So, King Abdullah of Saudi - net-worth of $18-Billion - passes gas and the price of oil surges by almost a $buck$? How desperate are the Wall Street loan sharks – a.k.a. “Futures Speculators”? With oil prices depressed and sinking, a $buck$ is a much needed kick-start for those so depressed that the “sky is falling”. If you think the supply and demand of market economics controls the “Bull & Bear”, you are a douche. If you are one of them “brats” in control, you are a douche-bag. Like a “Carpetbagger”, why do you think you own me and think it is alright to gamble my hard earned loot away? I guess that faction of society with a single goal, to make it to the 1%, are in a panic mode to rescue pennies on the dollar with their “oil wealth” portfolio, more like “spoiled portfolio. Look, $millions$ daily is being swallowed up by this crash in oil pricing. With respect to “energy stocks”, we are all positioned on loosing ground, like with our pension plans - which have been underfunded by Wall Street shenanigans for almost a century, you don't see me in a panic mode. Look, I have already cut my loses, by realizing “retirement” was but a bad dream about to come true with a whole lot less – good thing for Social Security. But many think our “SS” safety net, well the “net” has a hole in it and where in hell did my money go? Hey, it don't look like a hole, more like a convenient “zipper”. OK, who in hell has been siphoning off my inheritance? Sure “We the Proletariats” of the “Middle Class” got screwed, but herein is where I find difficulty. With all the crashes, with all the bubbles burst, wherein we all took it in the “shorts” because we were in it for the “Long”, the money I lost, the money you lost, it didn't get torched at a street corner soup kitchen hand warming barrel – that lost loot is in many a someone's offshore account! What don't the security cops get? Track it down and retrieve it, I'll pay a bounty. See, if we hired “Dog” to find that lost loot, when his wife showed up at “Wall Street” all hell would break loose and there would be penance! But I am glad President George W. Bush came out of hibernation from Crawford depression and commented on his daddy, King Abdullah passing “gas” - that last sigh of life! Remember “House of Suds”, or whatever it was called wherein George talks about being adopted by George H.W. and Barbara, which pissed Jeb off, because the son that could have been president was sent to the back of the line, so that the King could have a say in what Bush & Cheney defined as “Torture”. Yes, “Dubya” may be the illegitimate son of the King. I'm not making this up, there is enough evidence that this rumor holds water – so “Dubya's” net-worth may have just increased by a whole bunch, which means he can fund the Jebster's run against Mitt, as a pay-back for not being a good older brother. Anyway, “Dubya” commented that, daddy Abdullah was a “Force for modernization”. Wow, didn't we just witness some of that “modernization”, with a beheading in Abdullah land? See, it is all coming together. Bush is from Saudi, and that is why “Torture” isn't...just a disciplinary adjustment, walking around like a chicken with a head cut-off. In all honesty, now that United States can produce enough energy to be self-sufficient, we should cut off all ties with the “Middle East”. Let them duke it out like gentlemen, then when the desert dust clears away, we see hopefully an “Offer in Compromise” wherein all sides of the conflict win-some, loose-some but unite to get on with it. Who knows, we might even see some “women” rights established for once! I for one am very tired trying to be the “peace maker & piece keeper”, because it costs a whole lot of my “Taxable Income”, for something we had not  a problem revolting against – and in the end, look at what we have accomplished, a “Do Nothing” Congress! Basically speaking, we would see another “Union” formed, like the 13-original colonies, maybe 13-seperate “peace treaty” nations working toward the common good, just like what we have here in the states – freedom from religious prosecution, too each his own choice. So maybe we should koch it with giving Bush a bad time over his “Torture Directive”, as he was just following what he learned from his dad. But also of interest, the “Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists” board of directors has decided to move the “Doomsday Clock” ahead, by two-minutes. This is scary, as the “clock” is now at 3-minutes until doom, and with “Objects in mirror appearing closer...”, what in hell has happened “Worldwide” to cause such an abrupt about-face, as the clock had been heading towards “Jimmy Carter Peace Time”? Wow, a minute because of Belichick and another minute forward because of Tom Brady, because of lies told during press-conferences about their inflated egos – deflated footballs – for winning the AFC championship and another Super Bowl! Yes, cheating for a chance at Super Bowel XLAX, and now we are closer to “Doomsday”.

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 The "BUSH Saudi Files"

 "Get that one"

"Bassim was one of 10 people beheaded so far this year under the kingdom's strict version of Islamic sharia law. Saudi Arabia executed 87 people last year, up from 78 in 2013, according to an AFP tally. A United Nations special rapporteur has said trials leading to the death penalty in Saudi Arabia are "grossly unfair". The kingdom had the third-highest number of recorded executions in 2013, behind Iran and Iraq, Amnesty International says. Rape, murder, apostasy, armed robbery and drug trafficking are punishable by death in the oil-rich Gulf state that is a close ally of Washington."

Super Bowl XLAX

Wow, so the NFL officials have come up with a solution over the deflated football crisis. Get a laugh, get a life, get over it appears to be the message. See, half-time entertainment by the “Katy Perry Spoilers” will have some of that stage time “spoiled”, as Baha Men have been signed to sing, “Who Let the Air Out”:

Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?

Well, the pre-gaming was nice, the ref was pumpin'
Yippie yi yo
And everybody squeezing da ball
Yippie yi yo
I tell the gridder to start the name callin'
Yippie yi yo
And the pom-pom girls respond to the call
I heard a receiver shout out

Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?

I see de backer had a flat ball
'Coz he really want to win more
Get back, Billbo, back, Krafto
Get back you plea bargain monkey

Gonna tell myself, "Hey, man, no get angry"
Yippie yi yo
To any fans callin' them cheaters
Yippie yi yo
But they tell me, "Hey, man, it's part of the gaming?
Yippie yi yo
You put a fare in front of a fair
I heard my center snap out

Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?

Say, a quarty is nuttin' if he don' have a sleaze-play
All soggy, hold ya' ball, all soggy, hold it
A quarty is nuttin' if he don' have a zone-play
All soggy, hold ya' ball, all soggy, hold it

Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?

I see de backer had a flat ball
'Coz he really want to win more
Get back, Billbo, back, Krafto
Get back you plea bargain monkey
Well, if I am da coach, the game is on
I gotta get my groove 'cause my mind done gone
I see the pay comin' from my win
Walkin' through the place like breakin' again

Me and my game scams
And I can't see da game plan, spying will I do
I'll flip it on you, that's why they call me 'Chick
'Cause I'm the man of the fans
When they see me they say, ? Kool??

Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?

Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?

Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?

Original Songwriters ANSLEM DOUGLAS modified by Shigella for Suoer Bowl XLAX