Praise the Lord I’s Free Man

Before blasting off to explain a dream come true, sidebar moments from the “Dirksen South Slavery Servery” U.S. Senate cafeteria for this week: DNA test results of Elizabeth Warren show very little relation to Pocahontas but the fact she is strongly related to the Pocahantavirus. “Be Best” burgers ever served better then Kobe, served with Khashoggi ground chuck on a hoggie roll. OK, this is the Senate staff having fun, those that may one day be representing? Besides that being nauseating, it was beyond decency of Democracy, this recent attack on my political affiliation and it had nothing to do with Donald Jong Trump on a “We all Tweet in a Twitter submarine” net-neutrality rage. See, Hillary Clinton is campaigning again and rumor from the gumshoe about to drop that she is testing the waters for another bid at taking up residency in the White House in 2020. Somehow those cum-stains on the Oval Office walls attract her attention - she is still trying to figure out if that orgasm belonged to Bill? It never goes away, like that act impregnated the highest office in this land for good. There outa be a law even in this free-land, that enough is enough. The stains have been covered up, so why in hell’s kitchen is Hillary smiling like she did the night a lunatic beat her odds at becoming the 1^st…she is no Princess Diane! Hey, I’m an “Independent” that leans toward the common-good found under a Democratic Republic - or what is left of it. My pledge of allegiance, “Then join hand in hand, brave Americans all! By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall” as I was taught so by my Founding Father. I cherish that day when the Air Force must run a bake sale to pay for $350-million fighter jets that get demolished by a storm named Michael because the pilots said screw this hurricane and got out of dodge with their families before the rowing got rough. Amazing, that we have the military “mindset” brilliance to leave the aircraft behind for the scrap yard. Must be some form of rigor-mortis taking over the brass-balls of the Pentagon - like a Kim Jong bUNghole “fromunder” attack. But in the wake of this horrendous hurricane, it woke the “Perils of Pauline” Hillary Clinton with Bill in tow to hit the mainstream to test the waters that maybe, just maybe she can knock Warren into quarantine. I don’t want to be in no way shape or form affiliated with a family that gives appetite to a rotten apple. If we woke once again to that 2016 nightmare with Hillary verses the Rikishi Stinkface protégé, I’s with Steven Segal and surrender my citizenship and will move to Putinville. Why “We the People” still find a fantasy with the Clintons is like another take with Hannibal Lecter. Just retire, make the best of what Bill learned at Jeffrey Epstein’s “Little Saint Pedophile’s Island”. So maybe they need help, Bill and Hillary can get by with a little help from a friend as when seniors forget what they are supposed to be doing in life, we must come to their rescue. I helped my dad in a similar situation, so experienced in this calling. Sometimes all it takes is a little abide and abet push and shove and they see the light at the end of the tunnel of “Love”. Just like with Donald and Kim Jong! So I started a “GoFundMe” under the title “Assisted Living for Hillary Clinton” with the following caption:

This funding will be used to purchase a MAGA dildo for Hillary Clinton so she can retire away from the political scene and at the same time provide Bill with fun and excitement. If extra funds are available, lifelong “Energizer batteries” will be purchased so this gift keeps on giving! Please donate, else “We the People’s” democracy could be subject to another sabotage.

And was posted as:

But this morning, I received this broadcast from the “ZEN” desk:

The GoFundMe Team (GoFundMe)
Oct 19, 5:03 PM PDT
Dear GoFundMe Customer,

We're writing to inform you that your GoFundMe campaign has been removed because we're not able to verify your connection to the beneficiary.

And my addiction to fund dildos for others was taken down, but went on for a good 8-hours to collect donations! Not due a complaint as money already started to roll in from an “Anonymous Donor” named William Jefferson, but the fact I was not related to the “beneficiary” as named in my “please donate to this Honeymoon” application. So, if Bill and or Hillary and or Chelsea want to continue this “GoFundMe”, have at it as with the “anonymous” donations only 3-cents short from the goal. In the meantime, my ZEN approved DNA proves I am not related to Hillary, amen what a blessing!