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Sunday, October 21, 2018

My Pledge of Allegiance


If I, S. Pam McGee of Alaska, win the MEGA-Millions lottery on the next draw, which was sitting at $999,000,000 as of Sunday, I have already written a check to the “Beans, Bacon & Gravy Foundation” to use the after-tax winning proceeds in the amount of $669,330,000 to feed the homeless and shelter the homeless. If by chance I win also the POWER-Ball lottery the day after, same conditions and after-tax proceeds of $415,400,000 earmarked to the same organization. So I have the checks pre-ordained, authorized and drawn on my Wells Fargo account, ready to go and this can be considered a “Promissory Note” if indeed my number is up! This is NOT a joke, but “REALITY”, dream is over what can I say but repeat after Cisco;

Oh those beans, bacon and gravy
They almost drive me crazy
I eat them 'til I see them in my dreams
When I wake up in the morning
And another day is dawning
I know I'll have another mess of beans

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