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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

END of the GOP?

It is January 6th, 2016, and the “Electoral College” posse just trotted into town. It was a long journey by horse, started out way back on November 9th, the day after the general election. And the saddlebags that came along for this journey, now dusty yet still secure and holding the “Certified” votes for the 45th U.S. President. Fifty plus horses now line up in front of the Capitol Hill dome, testament to a job well done. And now, it is up to the House to convene, to count those certified votes and tell the American citizens who will be the next Commander-in-Chief. Now it is known from the media blitz by all indications this too close to stall 2016 election, it give Hillary Clinton and running mate “Chimp Change”, the leading edge. “All rise”, as the House chambers comes to order and alive with activity. No vacant seats today, as this is one of the most important days for Congress to show, wherein absenteeism is not accepted. It is now quiet, and by alphabetical order, the individual states through elected “officials” are asked to voice the verdict. ALABAMA casts 9 votes for the Clinton/Chimp ticket...OBJECTION is heard from the House floor. Paul Ryan sounds the gavel and the “Objection” is allowed to stand and recorded. ALASKA casts 3 votes for the Clinton/Chimp ticket...”Objection” again, and it stands. CALIFORNIA casts 55 votes for the Clinton/Chimp ticket...”Objection” again, and it also “Stands”. In the end, Hillary Clinton has over 270 certified votes, a majority, but over 246 “Objections” from at least 38 states. The House is sent to secret session, wherein each and every “Objection” will be heard. Over in the Senate wing, the same “Hear Ye, Hear Ye” takes place, and the town crier announces that Hillary's running mate Chimp Change has also a majority vote, but no objections. So, now what? The House convenes to hear the “Objections” against Hillary Rodham Clinton. It is a republican majority ruled House, which means that “other party” entity struts the power to hold such “Objections” to the fullest extent of the rules & regulations and hear out each objector. This is serious business, but in-line to how the U.S. Constitution was designed, to make sure the House held the final say upon any individual that was headed to the Oval Office. In the meantime, the citizens wait, just like when the Papal conclave is in session, we wait for the “Purple Haze”. Days go by, we are getting impatient, as the inauguration is slated for the 20th – yet we still wait in vain the name of the 45th. What is going on, as nervousness interrupts tranquility. Then we get word that the Speaker of the House is about to address the nation. Paul Ryan announces the verdict to the “Objections”. Hillary Rodham Clinton is disqualified from the Presidency. What? Can this be, as her fan club starts riots up and down Pennsylvania Avenue, and the “electoral college” horses now galloping away and shitting all over the place. Is Trump behind this madness? According to Paul Ryan, the “Objection” is unanimous and “Stands”, based on the evidence supporting the fact that even though the FBI did not find any laws broken by Hillary's use of a “private server” with respect to espionage or misuse of “Classified Documents”, the fact that she admitted “wiping the server clean” found evidence enough that act violated 18 U.S. Code § 2071 - Concealment, removal, or mutilation generally (b) Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States.  And even though the Congress could not assert a fine or jail time this violation, the “Objections” warranted Congress to take a stand with an order of “Disqualification from holding any office under the United States” as that was something that did not require a decision from the Justice Department – as Congress finds the “DUTY” to “Disqualify”, especially when it comes to the Presidency. Ryan sounds the gavel, it is a done deal. The GOP rejoices somewhat, as without a “President Elect”, then Hillary's running mate Chimp Change is slated to be sworn in, that presidential succession thing. Which means the Vice President is taken over by, Paul Ryan. So, Hillary takes all the rest of her campaign money and files lawsuits against everybody and their brother – it will end up in the Supreme Court. But with Paul Ryan as the Vice, and the GOP allowed to find another Speaker of the House in their favor, what you mean this election was the end of the GOP? So, on January 20th, Chimp Change and Paul Ryan are sworn in, Chimp as the 45th and Ryan as the 48th. First thing on the agenda, Chimp & Ryan convinces both the House & Senate to hold hearings on Merrick Garland, Obama's pick to fill the Scalia vacancy on the Supreme Court and he is soon accepted, as bipartisan partnership seems to have found a whole new meaning with a democrat president and republican vice – who has the House and Senate at his disposal. And the 1st thing on the high courts agenda, Clinton verses the House. After the hearings, we wait in vain, for that “haze” once again. Then the town crier, a guy that looks like Bill Clinton, he announces the “opinion” and the Court finds in favor of the House – an almost split decision with Garland casting the tie breaker. Is this “Justice Served” or what? How about Palin's NIGHTMARE!

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