Factoid:
Don't we love “Transparency” with Uncle Sam, as it is amazing
what we citizens can find out is going down behind the scenes. Here
is one that provides some comic relief. The Congressional Post Office
“Clearing & Screening” detail received over 150000
“anonymous” deliveries of Ex-LAX(for constipation relief), an
estimated 298000 deliveries of Viagra(for erectile dysfunction
relief), and 329000 boxes of Imodium(for relief from diarrhea), all
“Post Marked” to various members of the 113th
Congress! So it makes sense, as too why we have a “Do Nothing”
Congress, as 1/3rd are in need of a good blow so are stool
stuck and keeping company with Sir Thomas Crapper, another 1/3rd suffer from an erection
lasting longer then 4-hours so can't budge to attend a “bill”
vote and the remaining 1/3rd are also stool stuck in the
John, hoping to get some relief from crapping. So maybe we should
give them a break, as they are sure giving us a break-in it off where
in hurts.....
"I'm constipated"
"Damn hardon, I can't give up me seat"
"I'm pooping again"
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