Sarah, Oh Sarah!

Finally, the forever eluding “Philosophy of a Turd” has been published, in the limited edition titled a “Chuck”. Limited with respect to the audience taking a stand, as it is nothing spectacular. See, it appears that Sarah has a brother, in the same category as Ted “Water-Board City Apeman” Nugget-Head, or better referred to as the “Defecating Moot”, defined as one that craps in his own pants – in efforts to get a point across that he is not fit to represent America as a troop in boots. Hey, I was able to rescue myself away from the Vietnam draft because I was honest when the recruiter asked how much LSD I had consumed! Imagine, a guy that admits shitting in his own draws thinking he is fit to be in the “United States' Militia” so allowed for under the 2^nd Amendment? OK, test yourself. Would you rather be in that close quarters foxhole with an out-of-the-closet gay or Ted after he shit his pants? Sidebar: Any American citizen becoming a member of the “United States' Militia” and taking up arms to protect the “Homeland” is still under the jurisdiction, command and control of the Commander-in-Chief! Namely, Barack Obama. Otherwise, it is called “Treason” and rewarded by “HANGING”. Of course Ted's passing was supposed to be an obituary by now, or incarcerated, that was his deal if Obama was resurrected – I mean re-elected. But Mr. Defecating Moot was turned away from the gallows and the prisons - for shitting in his pants! What a “cop out” this turd is! The executioner “whose face is always well hidden” said: “I ain't gonna whack the head off of a shithead wacko, it ain't in my contract to clean up after shit happens”. When the gate guards at Breitbart “We Imprison Our Face Book Followers' Mind” Penitentiary saw Ted coming to turn himself in, they downed gas masks and ran for cover. Anyway, most recently Defecating Moot#2 fired back at the “Philosophy of a Turd” posted in Field & Stream, a story that was opening old wounds and making fun of Sarah in the field, guns ablaze and playing out her fantasy. Like she was an Annie Oakley or better yet due her frightful appearance and age wrinkles from eye strains when trying to see Russia from Alaska, Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies. Matter of fact, the latter paints a better picture as to what went around and down when the entire Palin clan packed up and arrived in Hollywood, and made many think of those “crawdaddy” days of old, like occurred when the original Hillbillies landed in stardom stadium. Only difference this time around, it was the “Wasillabullies” taking over the stage for fame and fortune. Now that kind of show with the new “bullies” on the block would have gained my attention like when Jed was around town, imagine Sarah at the door with a shotgun when guys and pundits came to call’n. Talk about a hit, with Mr. Drysdale the erectile dysfunctional banker, played out by John McCain – ostentatious wife ring a bell of similarity? Ms. Jane “Tipsy” Hathaway could have been played out by Alaska senator Wiesel McGuire - insane plane ring a bell? And if filmed in Alaska, think of the tax haven film credits that Governor Parnell would have signed away! But with brother Chuck taking aim at F&S, once again said, this is old news highlighted by the “hip-hip-hooray” fact that Sarah is gone from the mainstream “narcissist” stage. Imagine being “fired” by the FOX and having only the Breitbart Prison as your loudspeaker! Yet some cannot let it go and want to pour salt on that wound, by opening up every little “boo-boo”! But for those that found no interest in the original airing of the “Philosophy of the Turd”, the F&S recount of a caribou hunt that made Sarah and her hunting posse look like fools' idiots, which included the old man and the misguided “guide”, it was worth a laugh when it first appeared on the “Turd” network – a.k.a. Discovery. See, this was at one time a broadcast that had credible filming and documentaries – with meaningful content. Then along came the “Smelliest Catch” that made no sense for any worthwhile tax credit incentive wherein “very” non-professional hoodlums hooked themselves, pucked all over the galley from “eencie weencie” waves hitting the bow, fighting amongst the crew like it was common place and crew members branding themselves with “Ugliest Catch” tattoos. Best way to get a date I guess! And from the looks of things or creative photography to get the “UGLY” across, working aboard a factory trawler pays no dental coverage - as half of these guys are missing not only brains, but molars! And I am sure that most of these idiots will end up with lung cancer, as the only thing promoted from such celluloid waste besides utter nonsense was the fact that cigarette smoking made “one”, like initiated into the gang of misfits. Let me ask this about that. Is there any per-qualifications to becoming a Captain on one of those derelict rust buckets raping the high seas? In comparison, Joe Hazzlewood was a dream-machine helmsmen, even when under the influence! Look in this day and age, any show that takes aim at smoking like it is vogue, please get out of Dutch as you have no respect for cancer victims. When at the same time the “Ugliest Catch” was airing the smoking privileges of nerds - because these jobs are not real work so not covered by Alaska “Labor Laws” which protects those in the workplace - Alaska was spending $millions$ to get the point across, from the money that was taken away from “Big Tabaco” settlements through law suits, wherein it was proven without a doubt that smoking was bad for one's health. These “Reality” shows offer nothing towards the advancement of “mankind” and I watch these shows not for enjoyment, but as a ways and means to see how this state is getting ripped off. Tax haven film credits sends millions of tax dollars south with the sizable amount of shows taking advantage of Alaskans, as there exists an ulterior motive – which amounts to theft somewhere along the way and that usually involves “loot” theft, not to mention true “Identity” theft. These shows have wrecked havoc this state's once good name, and instead of focusing on its worth with its natural and unspoiled environment, these shows focus on “crap” and when it started with the unveiling of the “Deadliest Catch”, it promoted “crap” not fit even for a “Turd” brain, as it was a bunch of idiots bent on trying to show the couch potato audience that brains are not required to act stupid. This ain't work, its child's play compared to what a “real” fisherman must put up with day after day on a “real” Alaskan fishing boat. Look, most of the “Smelliest Catch” crew lives in Toronto, or some other place foreign to Alaska. And how many “Most Wanted” have been picked off from this show's airing? My dad tells me that watching that show has promoted his dementia, until I informed him that its a fake-me-out show. He stopped watching the “crap”, along with all those other Alaskan “Reality” shows and has regained his health! And then when Sarah was earmarked as John “I'm A Black Prisoner” McCain's running mate, as he thought a “babe” would bring him the fame and fortune of the White House, it backfired and the only thing that came about from that misfit union was more “Turd” TV episodes. Now I did tune into Sarah's airing of that “Reality” show called “Sarah's Russia”, and while “Chuck the Turd Royal” tries to defend this comic relief and attacking F&S with melodramatic fibs about what really went down during “The Hunt”, It proved to me the fact that Sarah let it air without first reviewing it, which goes to show that some are taken advantage of - by the boo-boo money honey! If there came not truth this broadcast, it could have been avoided. And now that the Palin estate is drying up, it means trying to get blood out of that turnip. Bottom-linee, when first aired, those with the slightest amount of intelligence realized that had Palin been elected to anything close to the presidency, she would have acted just like was witnessed during the “Hunt” - totally unprepared - and that can be a dangerous proposition in the Alaska wilds, especially for someone so ill-prepared, no matter how good the eye-sight may be! “I can see my way home, so what's the big deal?” So Chuck, please find a job, as being a moron doesn't cut it in today's world, even if you are just trying to defend the sister act, as it was an act all along! Reality is reality, and what we received from the Wasillabullies has proven its point, and if you don't know what that point is, please take time to watch the “Philosophy of a Turd”, again and again until you see what is “Real”, and when nightmares discourage a good sleep, then you have come to grips with that reality! And Ted, I am glad that you can no longer carry a firearm in Alaska! Wow, now that would be a “Reality” show worth watching, sidelined with a few cold beers. Imagine watching Ted taking a temper tantrum because he can no longer hunt or carry a firearm in Alaska or California, due his illegal hunting “habits” and getting caught – through the lens of his own “Reality” cameramen. Proof is in the pudding! Hey, only 48 more states to go, talk about genuine gun control! What's that, his music was always the sound of a “Temper Tantrum”?